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» Your Weirdest Teacher

Putting metal work teacher on a diet
We had a metal work teacher who was a complete ar$e! He would state that tools where missing from his tool cupboard and keep us all in the class during break looking for them. Two minutes before the end of break he would "find" the missing tools (sometimes in his top pcoket)!

After enduring this for a few months we exacted revenge. Every week we would nip into his office when he wasn't watching and nick his lunch box. After a few months of this (supprisingly he never said a thing) we could see the git physically loosing weight!
(Wed 16th Nov 2005, 18:28, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Inept woodwork teacher
While at school we had a completly inept woodwork teacher (who also may have been a pervert, never confirmed though).

This guy had no idea how to teach the subject as he was a trained art teacher, he also had no idea how to control a class.

This guy actually admited to wiring his 9V battery operated door bell to the mains because he was spending too much on batteries. When he tested the door bell of death he was SUPPRISED when the door bell melted!

The same guy was also reported to drop boxes of paper clips then get down to pick them up while having a good look up the girls skirts.

He also written on the whole clases report cards that we never handed in home work when he NEVER EVER handed out one piece of homework. When some of the pupils complained he craped himself and changed everyones report card.

Total class, I really hope this guy has been sacked since I left!
(Wed 16th Nov 2005, 18:09, More)