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						<title>19:40 22nd May 2026</title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11"&gt;rob&lt;/a&gt;</user>
						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue987"&gt;B3ta newsletter 987, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"THE NEWSLETTER VOTED MOSTLY LIKELY TO GET 20 VOTES IN AN ELECTION WHILST DRESSED AS A CABBAGE"
* REFORM - who's been already sacked?
* KEYWORDS - quite fun word game, word fans
* YOUTUBE - make videos spin, because, reasons</body>
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						<time>1778834231</time>
						<title>Bindun, surely?</title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34771"&gt;bezlightyear&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1778666880</time>
						<title>Can&amp;#039;t sleep? </title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=96253"&gt;S4RK&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1778080966</time>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=46786"&gt;HappyToast&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1778018291</time>
						<title>Double the chance of winning</title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13"&gt;monkeon&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1777753200</time>
						<title>21:20 2nd May 2026</title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11"&gt;rob&lt;/a&gt;</user>
						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue986"&gt;B3ta newsletter 986, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"Roll up, roll up, it's the magical mystery URLS"
* SERVER SOUNDS - do YOU find them relaxing?
* TUBE JOURNEYS - which trip is quicker?
* GOODBYE CHILDREN'S ITV - an image challenge</body>
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						<time>1777642537</time>
						<title>Blessings of Beltane be upon you, b3ta.</title>
						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427857</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79773"&gt;Captain Howdy&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1777619705</time>
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						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427849</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=38966"&gt;Octo&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1777387933</time>
						<title>The Button Moon Greasy Spoon Reboot.</title>
						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427781</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=96253"&gt;S4RK&lt;/a&gt;</user>
						<body>&lt;img src="https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/96253/1777387676/buttongreasyspoon.gif" /&gt; 
Episode 1 - Mr Spoon uses a dirty word.</body>
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						<time>1776710100</time>
						<title>19:35 20th April 2026</title>
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						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11"&gt;rob&lt;/a&gt;</user>
						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue985"&gt;B3ta newsletter 985, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"WEAR A TINFOIL HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ALUMINUMATI"
* DOOM - The text adventure
* QUIZ - Can you spot the Reform MP?
* NEW CHALLENGE - Jobs for Jesus</body>
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						<time>1776686798</time>
						<title>Influencer</title>
						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427621</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10643"&gt;Ninj&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1776679010</time>
						<title></title>
						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427619</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90662"&gt;Ya What&lt;/a&gt;</user>
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						<time>1776459876</time>
						<title>NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS</title>
						<url>https://www.b3ta.com/board/11427547</url>
						<user>&lt;a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13"&gt;monkeon&lt;/a&gt;</user>
						<body>&lt;img src="https://b3ta.com/images/challenge/jobsforjesus_large.jpg" /&gt;

What jobs would Jesus be good at other than carpentry? Turn Christ into Mr Benn and show us what he'd bring to his various new roles. Suggested by HappyToast.</body>
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