B3ta Newsletter http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/ The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com en-gb cal@b3ta.com Wed, 16 Sep 2026 20:40:41 GMT 1789323360 "HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO B3TA DOT COM FROM BIN LADEN AND CHUMS" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue998/ b3ta MAKE EVERYTHING AMERICA - with map plug-in
GRAPH QUIZ - no, come back, it's quite good
]]> 1788556320 "As welcome in your inbox as a sequel to Tom Spews' Days Of Chunder" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue997/ b3ta MOVIE GAME - cast your own films & see 'em flop
DRAWING GAME - are you the worst police artist?
]]> 1787943480 "A NEWSLETTER SO ELDERLY YOU GIVE UP YOUR SEAT ON THE TUBE AND IT SHOUTS AT YOU, 'I CAN STAND'" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue996/ b3ta TONY WILSON BACK FROM THE DEAD - sort of
OOH, WE SOLD AN AD - 20% off hoodie with code
]]> 1787670420 "OPENING THIS NEWSLETTER WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE* (*OUR STATS) BETTER" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue995/ b3ta IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modern day Greek myths
CRAP AMAZON - the reviews that is, the worst
]]> 1787072040 "SMASH THIS NEWSLETTER IN RAGE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT INCLUDED YOUR THATCHER/DALEK SLASH FICTION" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue994/ b3ta WIDTHIPEDIA - one article for every resolution
CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comic Book Characters on TV
]]> 1786372140 "WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue993/ b3ta SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced
BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo & yay
]]> 1785691860 "B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue992/ b3ta IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur
ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish
]]> 1784558760 "By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue991/ b3ta PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent
WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?
]]> 1783976400 "IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue990/ b3ta REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs
SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing
]]> 1783182840 "B3TA SEES OFF EIGHTH PRIME MINISTER SINCE OPENING" http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue989/ b3ta MAKE A DRAWING - for 'free wifi'
BUY A JOKE BOOK - and learn to write your own
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