6.0.0http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com"CALL THE COPS, IT'S B3TA NEWSLETTER 999, YOU'RE TWISTING MY MELON MAN(UEL)"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue999/b3ta
SWEARING AROUND THE WORLD -- illustrated FFS<br />
PASSENGER FLIGHT SIM -- tray tables, bogs etc<br />
427 SATANIC GNOMES WAITING IN A LOFT - fear it<br />
"HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO B3TA DOT COM FROM BIN LADEN AND CHUMS"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue998/b3ta
GURNING CHAMPIONSHIP - Squish face for points<br />
MAKE EVERYTHING AMERICA - with map plug-in<br />
GRAPH QUIZ - no, come back, it's quite good<br />
"As welcome in your inbox as a sequel to Tom Spews' Days Of Chunder"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue997/b3ta
CYRIAK - making a splash with a whale<br />
MOVIE GAME - cast your own films & see 'em flop<br />
DRAWING GAME - are you the worst police artist?<br />
"A NEWSLETTER SO ELDERLY YOU GIVE UP YOUR SEAT ON THE TUBE AND IT SHOUTS AT YOU, 'I CAN STAND'"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue996/b3ta
MEAT BABY - you're not ready to witness this<br />
TONY WILSON BACK FROM THE DEAD - sort of<br />
OOH, WE SOLD AN AD - 20% off hoodie with code<br />
"OPENING THIS NEWSLETTER WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE* (*OUR STATS) BETTER"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue995/b3ta
CRYPTIC CRYPTID CROSSWORD - fake animal puzzle<br />
IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modern day Greek myths<br />
CRAP AMAZON - the reviews that is, the worst<br />
"SMASH THIS NEWSLETTER IN RAGE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT INCLUDED YOUR THATCHER/DALEK SLASH FICTION"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue994/b3ta
SWEDEMASON - interviewed and mashed-up<br />
WIDTHIPEDIA - one article for every resolution<br />
CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comic Book Characters on TV<br />
"WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue993/b3ta
MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results<br />
SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced<br />
BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo & yay<br />
"B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue992/b3ta
BRYAN FERRY ALT NAME-GEN - 'Brylcreem Furry'<br />
IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur<br />
ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish<br />
"By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue991/b3ta
IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comedy meets Art<br />
PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent<br />
WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?<br />
"IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES"http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue990/b3ta
TOOL - predict the apocalypse with planes<br />
REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs<br />
SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing<br />