<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<!DOCTYPE b3ta SYSTEM "b3ta_xml.dtd">
<b3ta>
	<meta>
				<core>6.0.0</core>
		<time>1786801333</time>
				<title></title>
				<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/</url>
				<desc>The weekly newsletter from b3ta.com</desc>
	</meta>
	<entries>
		<entry>
						<time>1786372140</time>
						<title>"WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue993/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results&lt;br /&gt;
SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced&lt;br /&gt;
BOTH WEEBL &amp; RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo &amp; yay&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1785691860</time>
						<title>"B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue992/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>BRYAN FERRY ALT NAME-GEN - 'Brylcreem Furry'&lt;br /&gt;
IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1784558760</time>
						<title>"By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue991/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comedy meets Art&lt;br /&gt;
PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent&lt;br /&gt;
WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1783976400</time>
						<title>"IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue990/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>TOOL - predict the apocalypse with planes&lt;br /&gt;
REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs&lt;br /&gt;
SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1783182840</time>
						<title>"B3TA SEES OFF EIGHTH PRIME MINISTER SINCE OPENING"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue989/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>SUBMIT YOUR WEBSITE - to the Tiny Awards&lt;br /&gt;
MAKE A DRAWING - for 'free wifi'&lt;br /&gt;
BUY A JOKE BOOK - and learn to write your own&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1780080600</time>
						<title>"IF YOU LIKE URLS, THEN YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, URL FANS"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue988/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>QUIZ - identify 80s popstars via crap drawings&lt;br /&gt;
NUMBERS - can you collect all 100 of them?&lt;br /&gt;
HEAD OVER HEELS - 8bit game gets late sequel&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1779475200</time>
						<title>"THE NEWSLETTER VOTED MOSTLY LIKELY TO GET 20 VOTES IN AN ELECTION WHILST DRESSED AS A CABBAGE"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue987/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>REFORM - who's been already sacked?&lt;br /&gt;
KEYWORDS - quite fun word game, word fans&lt;br /&gt;
YOUTUBE - make videos spin, because, reasons</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1777753140</time>
						<title>"Roll up, roll up, it's the magical mystery URLS"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue986/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>SERVER SOUNDS - do YOU find them relaxing?&lt;br /&gt;
TUBE JOURNEYS - which trip is quicker?&lt;br /&gt;
GOODBYE CHILDREN'S ITV - an image challenge&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1776710040</time>
						<title>"WEAR A TINFOIL HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ALUMINUMATI"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue985/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>DOOM - The text adventure&lt;br /&gt;
QUIZ - Can you spot the Reform MP?&lt;br /&gt;
NEW CHALLENGE - Jobs for Jesus&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
		<entry>
						<time>1775848020</time>
						<title>"GIRL! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO A SPACE BAR!"</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue984/</url>
						<user>b3ta</user>
						<body>EGG CHALLENGE - jokes, yolks, image results&lt;br /&gt;
IS THERE GOOD AI? Occasionally, maybe&lt;br /&gt;
FUND CHRIS BARKER'S BOOK - Oh go on&lt;br /&gt;
</body>
		</entry>
	</entries>
</b3ta>

