http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/ The b3ta.com weblog en-gb cal@b3ta.com Mon, 21 Sep 2026 02:47:44 GMT 1789323420 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2556 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 998, out now "HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO B3TA DOT COM FROM BIN LADEN AND CHUMS" * GURNING CHAMPIONSHIP - Squish face for points * MAKE EVERYTHING AMERICA - with map plug-in * GRAPH QUIZ - no, come back, it's quite good]]> 1788556380 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2555 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 997, out now "As welcome in your inbox as a sequel to Tom Spews' Days Of Chunder" * CYRIAK - making a splash with a whale * MOVIE GAME - cast your own films & see 'em flop * DRAWING GAME - are you the worst police artist?]]> 1787943540 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2554 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 996, out now "A NEWSLETTER SO ELDERLY YOU GIVE UP YOUR SEAT ON THE TUBE AND IT SHOUTS AT YOU, 'I CAN STAND'" * MEAT BABY - you're not ready to witness this * TONY WILSON BACK FROM THE DEAD - sort of * OOH, WE SOLD AN AD - 20% off hoodie with code]]> 1787911380 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2553 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> Thanks to Brant from 'shortrundesign' who's bought an advert in this week's b3ta newsletter to promote his hoodie - he's designed to be the most practical hoodie you've ever owned. Has zippable, secret pocket, anti bunching sleeves, and a hood designed to stay up if you want it to stay up. He sent us two and genuinely we've used it a lot but also our 21 y/o son has not been out of it for about a month. Discount code - b3ta20 - gives £20 off and free UK shipping. Buy your hoodie now. ]]> 1787670600 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2552 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 995, out now "OPENING THIS NEWSLETTER WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE* (*OUR STATS) BETTER" * CRYPTIC CRYPTID CROSSWORD - fake animal puzzle * IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modern day Greek myths * CRAP AMAZON - the reviews that is, the worst]]> 1787072100 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2551 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> "SMASH THIS NEWSLETTER IN RAGE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT INCLUDED YOUR THATCHER/DALEK SLASH FICTION" * SWEDEMASON - interviewed and mashed-up * WIDTHIPEDIA - one article for every resolution * CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comic Book Characters on TV]]> 1786372200 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2550 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 993, out now "WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?" * MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results * SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced * BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo & yay]]> 1785691920 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2549 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 992, out now "B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP" * BRYAN FERRY ALT NAME-GEN - 'Brylcreem Furry' * IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur * ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish]]> 1784558880 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2548 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 991, out now "By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult" * IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comedy meets Art * PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent * WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?]]> 1783976460 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2547 <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> B3ta newsletter 990, out now "IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES" * TOOL - predict the apocalypse with planes * REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs * SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing]]>