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						<time>1775848080</time>
						<title>20:08 10th April 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2541</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue984"&gt;B3ta newsletter 984, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"GIRL! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO A SPACE BAR!"
* EGG CHALLENGE - jokes, yolks, image results
* IS THERE GOOD AI? Occasionally, maybe
* FUND CHRIS BARKER'S BOOK - Oh go on</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1774908720</time>
						<title>23:12 30th March 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2540</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue983"&gt;B3ta newsletter 983, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"JUST READ THE NEWSLETTER YOU SHIT BAGS, YOU SUBBED TO IT"
* WEEBL RETURNS - with 'Big Hairy Dog'
* SHEDDIES ARE ALSO BACK - Submit your shed
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon Music, over 125 entries (!)</body>
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						<time>1773621360</time>
						<title>00:36 16th March 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2539</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue982"&gt;B3ta newsletter 982, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"The man who mistook his wifi for a hack"
* FRUSTRATING TOY - Glasses cleaning simulator
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - 80s tech today, results
* LARPING AS AI - humans become bots for fun</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1773171780</time>
						<title>19:43 10th March 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2538</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue981"&gt;B3ta newsletter 981, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"THIS IS YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER. YOU ASKED FOR IT."
* SWEDEMASON - listen to his 'house' music
* PLAYING CARDS - buy some that are pure data
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Paul Verhoeven, the results</body>
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						<time>1772463780</time>
						<title>15:03 2nd March 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2537</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue980"&gt;B3ta newsletter 980, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"There is no suggestion that appearing in the B3ta newsletter implies any wrongdoing"
* BRITPOP - how many bands are still touring?
* PIG-MAN - A weird game, remembered, badly
* WE LOVE HORSES - Image challenge results</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1771612080</time>
						<title>18:28 20th February 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2536</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue979"&gt;B3ta newsletter 979, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"Curling out another newsletter for the 'Win Turd Olympics'"
* OINK! MAGAZINE - Revived from the piggy dead
* IS YOUR CONCENTRATION FUCKED - sorry, what?
* YOU ARE THE HORSE - the high-tech simulation</body>
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						<time>1770398040</time>
						<title>17:14 6th February 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2535</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue978
"&gt;"B3ta newsletter has 'full confidence' in monospaced fonts"&lt;/a&gt;
* WORD GAME - yeah yeah, but quite fun
* SPY ON LONDON - well the traffic anyway
* BISCUIT TECHNOLOGY - the science of dunk</body>
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						<time>1769982600</time>
						<title>21:50 1st February 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2534</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue977"&gt;B3ta newsletter 977, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"The newsletter than has been invading Greenland with two copies a week since 2001"
* POLITICAL VIDEO GAMES - challenge results
* FORGOTTEN NO 1s - and we don't mean big poos
* DIY TV GUIDE - What films are on the Beeb?</body>
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						<time>1768584240</time>
						<title>17:24 16th January 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2533</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue976"&gt;B3ta newsletter 976, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"Your challenge this week is starting a drag act called 'Sonic Yootha Joyce'"
* GAME - Guess the LP/Film from the pixels
* 'HACK' - Abuse Amazon as a postcard service
* FESS/ANON - Glasgow shows announced</body>
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						<time>1768140660</time>
						<title>14:11 11th January 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/78/#post2532</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue975"&gt;B3ta newsletter 975, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme</body>
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