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						<time>1789323420</time>
						<title>19:17 13th September 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2556</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue998"&gt;B3ta newsletter 998, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO B3TA DOT COM FROM BIN LADEN AND CHUMS"
* GURNING CHAMPIONSHIP - Squish face for points
* MAKE EVERYTHING AMERICA - with map plug-in
* GRAPH QUIZ - no, come back, it's quite good</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1788556380</time>
						<title>22:13 4th September 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2555</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue997"&gt;B3ta newsletter 997, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"As welcome in your inbox as a sequel to Tom Spews' Days Of Chunder"
* CYRIAK - making a splash with a whale
* MOVIE GAME - cast your own films &amp; see 'em flop
* DRAWING GAME - are you the worst police artist?</body>
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						<time>1787943540</time>
						<title>19:59 28th August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2554</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue996"&gt;B3ta newsletter 996, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"A NEWSLETTER SO ELDERLY YOU GIVE UP YOUR SEAT ON THE TUBE AND IT SHOUTS AT YOU, 'I CAN STAND'"
* MEAT BABY - you're not ready to witness this
* TONY WILSON BACK FROM THE DEAD - sort of
* OOH, WE SOLD AN AD - 20% off hoodie with code</body>
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						<time>1787911380</time>
						<title>11:03 28th August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2553</url>
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						<body>&lt;b&gt;Thanks to Brant from 'shortrundesign' who's bought an advert in this week's b3ta newsletter to promote his hoodie&lt;/b&gt; - he's designed to be the most practical hoodie you've ever owned. Has zippable, secret pocket, anti bunching sleeves, and a hood designed to stay up if you want it to stay up. He sent us two and genuinely we've used it a lot but also our 21 y/o son has not been out of it for about a month. Discount code - b3ta20 - gives £20 off and free UK shipping. &lt;a href="https://shortrundesign.com/product/srd-hoodie-v1/"&gt;Buy your hoodie now&lt;/a&gt;.
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		<entry>
						<time>1787670600</time>
						<title>16:10 25th August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2552</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue995"&gt;B3ta newsletter 995, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"OPENING THIS NEWSLETTER WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE* (*OUR STATS) BETTER"
* CRYPTIC CRYPTID CROSSWORD - fake animal puzzle
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modern day Greek myths
* CRAP AMAZON - the reviews that is, the worst</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1787072100</time>
						<title>17:55 18th August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2551</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue994
"&gt;"SMASH THIS NEWSLETTER IN RAGE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT INCLUDED YOUR THATCHER/DALEK SLASH FICTION"&lt;/a&gt;
* SWEDEMASON - interviewed and mashed-up
* WIDTHIPEDIA - one article for every resolution
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comic Book Characters on TV</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1786372200</time>
						<title>15:30 10th August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2550</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue993"&gt;B3ta newsletter 993, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?"
* MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results
* SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced
* BOTH WEEBL &amp; RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo &amp; yay</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1785691920</time>
						<title>18:32 2nd August 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2549</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue992"&gt;B3ta newsletter 992, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP"
* BRYAN FERRY ALT NAME-GEN - 'Brylcreem Furry'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur
* ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1784558880</time>
						<title>15:48 20th July 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2548</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue991"&gt;B3ta newsletter 991, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comedy meets Art
* PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent
* WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?</body>
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		<entry>
						<time>1783976460</time>
						<title>22:01 13th July 2026</title>
						<url>http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2547</url>
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						<body>&lt;a href="https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue990"&gt;B3ta newsletter 990, out now&lt;/a&gt;
"IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES"
* TOOL - predict the apocalypse with planes
* REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs
* SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing</body>
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