Profile for curry monster:
Hello everybody. I like curry, I like more curry and I also like beer - proper beer mind you. I like beer so much that I have been a pub landlord for over 10 years
I am short and hairy and smell slightly of meringue. Hobbies include inserting 'flange' into sentences and eating flange curry.
I used to be good a tattyslapping, now I am not - I also lost all my "HILARIOUS" pictures so you will have to take my word for it!
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Hello everybody. I like curry, I like more curry and I also like beer - proper beer mind you. I like beer so much that I have been a pub landlord for over 10 years
I am short and hairy and smell slightly of meringue. Hobbies include inserting 'flange' into sentences and eating flange curry.
I used to be good a tattyslapping, now I am not - I also lost all my "HILARIOUS" pictures so you will have to take my word for it!
Recent front page messages:
Please only go to registered jedi acupuncturists
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else you might fall to the dark side!
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 12:43, More)
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else you might fall to the dark side!
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 12:43, More)
"Where's Wally - South Pole Edition"
Was deemed too easy during the product testing stage.
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Shame coz I still can't see him?
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 20:42, More)
Was deemed too easy during the product testing stage.
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Shame coz I still can't see him?
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 20:42, More)
Cyborg-chainsaw-Swan doesn't just break your arm
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/swan.jpg)
he chops off your legs!
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 15:17, More)
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he chops off your legs!
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 15:17, More)
the lizards had tried to catch the same fly when the accident happened
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(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 23:27, More)
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(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 23:27, More)
Enterprising Cheetahs could earn a spare quid off Safari goers
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/967166-1.jpg)
click pic for biggererer
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 18:38, More)
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click pic for biggererer
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 18:38, More)
It got pretty boring on the plains sometimes
waiting for something to die.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/vultures1.jpg)
click for full size
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 12:02, More)
waiting for something to die.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/vultures1.jpg)
click for full size
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 12:02, More)
The monster came back, as foretold in the prophecy
And this time, they were ready!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/fishguard.jpg)
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 0:01, More)
And this time, they were ready!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/fishguard.jpg)
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 0:01, More)
Steve was stunned to find this book at his girlfriend's house!
And was even more disturbed when he read it.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/mantis.jpg)
Steve decided that being a virgin was cool!
(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 15:14, More)
And was even more disturbed when he read it.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/mantis.jpg)
Steve decided that being a virgin was cool!
(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 15:14, More)
"This is Yellow Leader - preparing for torpedo run"
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/bananawing_sm.jpg)
Bigger & Better
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:33, More)
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Bigger & Better
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:33, More)
The banana airforce - keeping the skies safe for fruits
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/bbomber_sm.jpg)
Click for biggererer
or herbs if you are pedantique :)
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 0:17, More)
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/bbomber_sm.jpg)
Click for biggererer
or herbs if you are pedantique :)
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 0:17, More)
This scene was cut from Lock Stock
after Dexter Fletcher got confused and thought he was back in Press Gang.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/lock.jpg)
it says press on his hat - honest!
(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
after Dexter Fletcher got confused and thought he was back in Press Gang.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/lock.jpg)
it says press on his hat - honest!
(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
Ever since a nasty polar bear stole their Playstation
the young penguins had to make do with Swingball.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/pengball.jpg)
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 11:05, More)
the young penguins had to make do with Swingball.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/pengball.jpg)
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 11:05, More)
Word on the grapevine was that the Fishmongers
had a half-price sale on for fish-heads!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/catbike.jpg)
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 15:22, More)
had a half-price sale on for fish-heads!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/catbike.jpg)
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 15:22, More)
As Gerald's grip began to falter
he desperately tried to remember exactly how many lives he had used up.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/catfall.gif)
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 12:43, More)
he desperately tried to remember exactly how many lives he had used up.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/catfall.gif)
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 12:43, More)
She could never decide which one she preferred
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/bisatchel.gif)
Her friends suspected she might be bisatchel.
/surrenders to pun police for the good of everybody
(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/bisatchel.gif)
Her friends suspected she might be bisatchel.
/surrenders to pun police for the good of everybody
(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
Extreme Sports for the hard of hearing - number 1 of 2
After getting to the top of the cliff he couldn't wait to leap off and try his hand at Parrot-gliding
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/parrotgliding.jpg)
(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 19:37, More)
After getting to the top of the cliff he couldn't wait to leap off and try his hand at Parrot-gliding
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/parrotgliding.jpg)
(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 19:37, More)
Fed up of going home alone
after previous new year's eve parties, the proboscis monkey was really making an effort this year.
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/605866-1.jpg)
(Mon 30th Dec 2002, 19:44, More)
after previous new year's eve parties, the proboscis monkey was really making an effort this year.
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/605866-1.jpg)
(Mon 30th Dec 2002, 19:44, More)
It had been a good hiding place
Jabba never thought to look there, and Darth Vader avoided Brighton at all costs. But the recent structural damage meant that it was time to leave.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/falcon.gif)
Thanks to Vulga for pic, and MartinH for inspiration :)
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 18:53, More)
Jabba never thought to look there, and Darth Vader avoided Brighton at all costs. But the recent structural damage meant that it was time to leave.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/falcon.gif)
Thanks to Vulga for pic, and MartinH for inspiration :)
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 18:53, More)
Ring Tailed Lemurs didn't like
being used as party tricks for gophers.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/blow.gif)
(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 1:19, More)
being used as party tricks for gophers.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/blow.gif)
(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 1:19, More)
Chi-Chi dreamt of being a pirate
and chasing down fat dutch merchantmen around the spanish main, laden with bullion and pieces of eight! and saying "yarrr" a lot.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/pandapirate.jpg)
I'm still upset that I missed pirate day on the board :(
(Thu 12th Dec 2002, 13:50, More)
and chasing down fat dutch merchantmen around the spanish main, laden with bullion and pieces of eight! and saying "yarrr" a lot.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/pandapirate.jpg)
I'm still upset that I missed pirate day on the board :(
(Thu 12th Dec 2002, 13:50, More)
5..err 3.. umm 2..12..1.. coming, ready or not!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/hideandseek.jpg)
The animals love hide and seek - but were not very good unfortunately
(Mon 9th Dec 2002, 21:47, More)
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/hideandseek.jpg)
The animals love hide and seek - but were not very good unfortunately
(Mon 9th Dec 2002, 21:47, More)
Size matters not.
Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/yodatearnest.jpg)
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 13:20, More)
Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/yodatearnest.jpg)
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 13:20, More)
Forget Pumpkins!
Peas are going to be the big thing next Halloween!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/halloween_peas1.jpg)
Clicky for biggy!
(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 21:20, More)
Peas are going to be the big thing next Halloween!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/halloween_peas1.jpg)
Clicky for biggy!
(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 21:20, More)
Adopted into the Paduang Hill Tribe as a youngster
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/paduang.jpg)
She found that being the world's only "Giraffe-Koala" helped her reach the eucalyptus leaves on higher branches.
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 23:33, More)
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/paduang.jpg)
She found that being the world's only "Giraffe-Koala" helped her reach the eucalyptus leaves on higher branches.
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 23:33, More)
The other groundhogs soon regretted
getting Ian the novelty trumpet.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/groundhog.jpg)
too late/tired/lazy to animate
(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 23:01, More)
getting Ian the novelty trumpet.
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/groundhog.jpg)
too late/tired/lazy to animate
(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 23:01, More)
The best thing about
making pygmy heffalump curry, is that until the water starts boiling, the heffalump actually thinks the whole thing is great fun, like a bath or something!
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/elecurry.jpg)
(Wed 9th Oct 2002, 15:32, More)
making pygmy heffalump curry, is that until the water starts boiling, the heffalump actually thinks the whole thing is great fun, like a bath or something!
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/elecurry.jpg)
(Wed 9th Oct 2002, 15:32, More)
Nigel was doing 'OK' at
the coasteering until, against all his training and advice, he foolishly looked down!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/climber1.jpg)
(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 17:55, More)
the coasteering until, against all his training and advice, he foolishly looked down!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/climber1.jpg)
(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 17:55, More)
She couldn't help but get
nervous when it was time to breast feed young Igor
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/289521-1.jpg)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 13:03, More)
nervous when it was time to breast feed young Igor
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/289521-1.jpg)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 13:03, More)
Been shockingly lazy lately
and haven't done any animated gifs. So here is one - which felt strangely satisfying to make :-)
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/bigbird.gif)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 12:06, More)
and haven't done any animated gifs. So here is one - which felt strangely satisfying to make :-)
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/bigbird.gif)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 12:06, More)
Chip Fluffkowitz
3 times world waterski-champion and stunt hamster.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/waterski.jpg)
(Mon 19th Aug 2002, 12:41, More)
3 times world waterski-champion and stunt hamster.
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/waterski.jpg)
(Mon 19th Aug 2002, 12:41, More)
Right, I have been here
quite some time now, and I think I have finally got the hang of Potatoshopping kittens?
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/potato.gif)
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 17:03, More)
quite some time now, and I think I have finally got the hang of Potatoshopping kittens?
![](http://www.cosl.co.uk/tester123/potato.gif)
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 17:03, More)
This was one practical joke
that was about to go terribly and tragically wrong for the young gerbils!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/poke.jpg)
(Sun 11th Aug 2002, 19:15, More)
that was about to go terribly and tragically wrong for the young gerbils!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/poke.jpg)
(Sun 11th Aug 2002, 19:15, More)
I'm not too sure about
my cat's new look?
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/dame_cat.jpg)
However he thinks he looks pretty smart
(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 20:28, More)
my cat's new look?
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/dame_cat.jpg)
However he thinks he looks pretty smart
(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 20:28, More)
cant think of anything funny...
![](http://www.everyoneenjoysapoo.co.uk/fatcat.jpg)
But he looks like he is having a nice time
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:51, More)
![](http://www.everyoneenjoysapoo.co.uk/fatcat.jpg)
But he looks like he is having a nice time
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:51, More)
Meerkats loved tennis
but were unfortunately not evolutionarily advanced enough, to know when to duck!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/tennis.gif)
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 20:27, More)
but were unfortunately not evolutionarily advanced enough, to know when to duck!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/tennis.gif)
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 20:27, More)
despite an inspired choice
of tune, and above-average singing, the kittens were quickly disqualified from the Barbershop Quartet championships, as they were too stupid to count.
![](http://www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/blog/cnuts.gif)
thanks to Vulga for hosting
(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 18:28, More)
of tune, and above-average singing, the kittens were quickly disqualified from the Barbershop Quartet championships, as they were too stupid to count.
![](http://www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/blog/cnuts.gif)
thanks to Vulga for hosting
(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 18:28, More)
I'd buy it
![](http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/158169-1.gif)
I was going to do "draw your own genitalia" but that would have been rude!
(Fri 21st Jun 2002, 13:08, More)
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I was going to do "draw your own genitalia" but that would have been rude!
(Fri 21st Jun 2002, 13:08, More)
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