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Tell me Cliff dies.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:14,
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Slowly and painfully
And it involves some lube and a group of rabid gerbils.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:16,
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Nice, Bagsy first in line to see this.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:16,
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Needs more..
donkey punch action!!!!
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Aenesis,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:17,
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DIRECTORS CUT!
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:17,
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Noooooo!
Not lube!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:17,
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Think of the poor gerbils!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:20,
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:17,
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KILL IT! KILL IT UP REET GOOD AND PROPER!
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:18,
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This just needs punching!!
In the face... hard... very hard!!
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Aenesis,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:19,
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*holds eyes over bunsen burner*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:18,
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With no eyes.. You have no problem laying down biblically with this enchanting creature...
I Like your style Pops...
*Removes own Button eyes*
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:20,
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No, that's not what I meant!
Son, your eyes! I took ages sewing them on...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:21,
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*Bumps comically into wall*
*Sob*
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:25,
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*sews on new buttons*
Now, they're a bit crossed, but you'll get used to them.
You tell me if your brother laughs at you.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:27,
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*Rubs New eyes*
Oooh X Ray Vision and Lasers...
Thanks Papa...
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:28,
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Yeah, but they're very very very low-powered lasers.
You might be able to singe an ant if you're lucky.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:30,
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*burns a slow Magnifying Glass style hole in own Hand*
Papa!
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:33,
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Hmm, maybe they're more powerful than I thought.
*adjusts*
There, now you won't be able to hurt yourself. Now, this is going to sting a bit.
*chops hand off with axe*
I'll get it fixed and back to you in a while.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:34,
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