An interview with the artist responsible for the recently unveiled portrait of King Charlie

( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 May 2024, 14:02, Share, More)

Looks like erstwhile b3tan "Dr"[1] Terry Moore has been found guilty on 12 counts
of animal neglect and/or cruelty at b3ta's favourite charity, the Cat Survival Trust.

The donations page on their website is still active, if you'd like to contribute.

1. ... of homeopathy, so not actually a doctor
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 16 May 2024, 12:04, Share, More)

Fabio and the Goose NSFW
New Bobby Fingers. Including one of the most bizarre but inspired crossovers I think I've ever seen.

( wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 May 2024, 15:28, Share, More)

Memories...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 15 May 2024, 0:15, Share, More)

Ah, restores your faith in humanity!


‘OnlyFans, drugs and 9/11 taunt’ Dublin to New York portal taken offline


( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:49, Share, More)

DRASS - you bet I made this!
been playing around with AI generated vocals - here's one of the results.

(shardcore, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:41, Share, More)

Traumatised cats modelling some sort of physics problem.

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2024, 22:28, Share, More)

Finland's entry

(ann onn, Sat 11 May 2024, 21:41, Share, More)

Suitable for any kid's party

(Kevin Doyle, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:34, Share, More)

Tunes for the weekendo!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:53, Share, More)

An user obsessed with female Simpsons ninjas (Nothing to do with the invisibility)
Please, don't put me "Naughty stepped" because this has absolutely nothing to do with the invisibility. There's a British user called Ben Hughes, who is very obsessed with female characters from The Simpsons wearing dark blue ninja outfits. He's also likes the rhinos.

While i'm obsessed with invisible The Simpsons characters, Ben is obsessed with female Simpsons characters dressed as ninjas.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:10, Share, More)

Rare Hancock
For those interested BBC 4 Extra is devoting a block of Saturday night to the Lad on his 100th birthday. Including this recently found episode in which he tries to find Harry Secombe to thank him for standing in for him.
( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:52, Share, More)

Amphibian rage

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2024, 20:40, Share, More)

Labour's new streaming service

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:28, Share, More)

The Shit Shit Game I made this!
Following through from last week's b3ta newsletter, where Rob contemplates "some kind of wiping arse game", I bring you: The Shit Shit Game.

Nothing more than a lavatorial number-guessing game, simply guess the number of sheets of cheap and nasty toilet paper you need to wipe your arse clean. Guess too little? Walk around with a shit stain in your trousers. Guess too much? Whince as your sphincter glows a firey red.

Mildly NSFW due to faux pixel shittiness and toilet-related noises.
(Dave Bagpuss, Thu 9 May 2024, 12:07, Share, More)

The Dome. A slightly less super-crap sequel to Tappy Tap Tap maybe? I made this!
This time with another banging soundtrack but also; Actual graphics! The audio should give you all the rules you need to know.

Cheaters welcome I suppose.

I was aiming for a string of mini games but am struggling for ideas now. I might aim for a trio at best.
(Kevin Doyle, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:27, Share, More)

Showdown - rock, paper, scissors (or scissors, paper, stone to you lot) against a markov chain in a sombrero I made this!
Newbie here taking advantage of new status - I learned about you lot because something I did before ended up in your newsletter ( www.luduxia.com/whichwayround/ ) and thought you might have some curious opinions about this one.


(atomirex, Wed 8 May 2024, 0:06, Share, More)

Shop at Home Guy Vs. Ninja Sword
At least it's sharp.
(gijoel, Tue 7 May 2024, 1:09, Share, More)

Fuck this building in particular.

( wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 May 2024, 10:50, Share, More)

Woman does a cover of Kraftwerk's Ohm Sweet Ohm on the Theremin
The way she shapes her hands to change the notes and the control she has is pretty amazing to watch

( gub~gub, Sat 4 May 2024, 7:59, Share, More)