Did you hear about the religious guy who was into footwear?
He’s a Bootist Monk.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:06, 7 replies, latest was 9 months ago)

I thought he was Shoeish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:09, Reply)

He does a lot of sole searching

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:16, Reply)

while wearing a slippah

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:36, Reply)

Which religion is approximately 12 inches long?
Shin-toe.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 17 Aug 2023, 15:36, Reply)

My old Religious Education Cow gif would be relevant here
but it died with b3tards.com and I think I last had it about three computers ago.

It was a picture of a cow, asking how many religions you can see in the picture. The answer was three: Jew [close-up of the dew on the grass]; Sikh [cow vomits copiously]; and Muslim [close-up of of the cow's leg, i.e. "moo's limb"].

It's probably for the best that it doesn't exist anymore, it never quite worked.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:18, Reply)

I think there should be a class action lawsuit against rob for losing our data.
He should be made to pay for the emotional distress he has caused, many priceless pictures representing thousands of hours of work are now gone forever thanks to his carelessness and incompetence
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:38, Reply)

Think of all the millions we've lost in NFT sales

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:29, Reply)