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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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Brain Chemicals
by Sarah Tonin and Mel R. Tonin
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 22:53, 5 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

"R."?
A or O would work better, surely.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 8:09, Reply)

only if you're a yank or a porridge wog
...oh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:10, Reply)

Nobody says "melartonin", you fucking spaz.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:11, Reply)

no-one says melaytonin either
R is pronounced like 'ah' which is closest to the 'uh' of melatonin
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:52, Reply)

Maybe, but there's an R in it.
That's a bigger problem than the vowel sound for me, makes it sound like the speaker is having a stroke or something. On reflection, O is my choice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:13, Reply)

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