The other day I heard a dreadful noise. It sounded like a cat was being tortured and dying. I was about to call animal control…
…then someone informed me that it was just Alanis Morissette singing.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 May 2024, 16:13, Reply)

What arachnid doesn't believe in God?
A heretick.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 May 2024, 6:53, Reply)

When and Where was God born?
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 May 2024, 20:45, Reply)

What does an alcoholic ghost say?
Boooooooze! \:O/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 May 2024, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

It's well known that the founder of Bisto was also a theoretical physicist.
He came up with the theory of quantum gravyty.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 May 2024, 12:09, Reply)

What do you call an excessively syrupy Greek dip?
Schmaltziki
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 15 May 2024, 11:01, Reply)

What do you call inauthentic greek dip?
Erstatziki
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 May 2024, 0:39, 2 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

What do you call a Greek baby with microcephaly?
Tzatzika
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:53, Reply)

What is a Greek child's favourite game?
Hide and Tzatziki
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 May 2024, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)

On a Ragga Tip
by A. Baday-Bawadladie Day
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:04, Reply)

The B-B-B-Bay City Ro-Ro-Rollers
by by Baby Baby Good-Bye
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 8 May 2024, 15:51, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

How do bees celebrate?
With hive fives
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 May 2024, 1:01, Reply)

How do I Get into the Museum?
by A. Ticket
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:53, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

The French Quarter Pounder
by Roy L. Witchies
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:49, Reply)

But when it had an orgasm, was it just bee-coming?
And what did Sting make o' that!?
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Mon 6 May 2024, 15:14, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Why did the bee say, "B-U-Z-Z!"?
He was a spelling bee.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 May 2024, 22:55, Reply)

Frodo told the bee to just 'fuck off out of it!'
Which stung Sting to hear such a thing!
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Sun 5 May 2024, 13:05, Reply)

Here is one I wrote 10 years or so ago
which would have been more suited to the 70s/80s. And as a homophonic pun works better said out loud.

I went to the library the other day and asked if they had any books on the famous French submariner and film maker Jacques Cousteau.

The assistant said "I don't know. Have you tried looking under C?"
(Dan Gordon, Fri 3 May 2024, 23:27, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

A bee was stunned when stung by Sting, while on a stang, and it stung.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:17, Reply)

An aliteration allowing an exception?
Except every example each evidences epic environmental extrication eventually.
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:27, Reply)

Sting was perching on a stang while stung by Frodo's stunning Sting.

(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:22, Reply)

Sting was stunned when a bee’s sting was stopped by Frodo’s Sting.
That would have stung.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:57, Reply)

The use of stang stung Sting's bee.

(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 12:12, Reply)

A bee stung Sting and it stang.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 5:07, Reply)

Will This Do? (Collated AI Anecdotes Generated by Other People)
"by" Rob Manuel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 2 May 2024, 16:06, Reply)

It's bad, it's a bit of a joke, and there's an apology embedded - does that fit the criteria?
Are lymericks allowed?
I've one of which I'm proud.
But I do worry,
And should say sorry,
It's not too well endowed!
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Thu 2 May 2024, 12:51, Reply)

How do you get Pikachu on to a bus?
You poke him on.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 May 2024, 10:17, Reply)

What's brown and tastes like dog shit?
Wolf shit
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 22:33, Reply)

An Analysis of Skepticism in the West Country
by Chinery Khan
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 6:13, Reply)

Serotonin and Melotonin
by Brian Chemicals
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)