http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/ The b3ta.com weblog en-gb https://www.b3ta.com/ 2026-10-13T19:45:56+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2559 B3ta newsletter 1001, out now "B3ta newsletter 1001. That's issue 9 in decimal." * TINY AWARD WINNER - not tiny wiener awards * BEN WHEATLEY - make films, position portaloos * PRETEND IT'S 1996 - you've just bought a scanner]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-10-09T12:07:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2558 B3ta newsletter 1000, out now "Only 66 issues until our Battle of Hastings special" * BUFFY'S SWEARING TELEPHONE - now works on mobile * GUESS THE SHOPPING - what price is milk? * BAD DINOSAURS - Netflix resurrects them]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-09-28T22:06:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2557 B3ta newsletter 999, out now "CALL THE COPS, IT'S B3TA NEWSLETTER 999, YOU'RE TWISTING MY MELON MAN(UEL)" * SWEARING AROUND THE WORLD -- illustrated FFS * PASSENGER FLIGHT SIM -- tray tables, bogs etc * 427 SATANIC GNOMES WAITING IN A LOFT - fear it]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-09-21T15:05:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2556 B3ta newsletter 998, out now "HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY TO B3TA DOT COM FROM BIN LADEN AND CHUMS" * GURNING CHAMPIONSHIP - Squish face for points * MAKE EVERYTHING AMERICA - with map plug-in * GRAPH QUIZ - no, come back, it's quite good]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-09-13T19:17:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2555 B3ta newsletter 997, out now "As welcome in your inbox as a sequel to Tom Spews' Days Of Chunder" * CYRIAK - making a splash with a whale * MOVIE GAME - cast your own films & see 'em flop * DRAWING GAME - are you the worst police artist?]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-09-04T22:13:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2554 B3ta newsletter 996, out now "A NEWSLETTER SO ELDERLY YOU GIVE UP YOUR SEAT ON THE TUBE AND IT SHOUTS AT YOU, 'I CAN STAND'" * MEAT BABY - you're not ready to witness this * TONY WILSON BACK FROM THE DEAD - sort of * OOH, WE SOLD AN AD - 20% off hoodie with code]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-08-28T19:59:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2553 Thanks to Brant from 'shortrundesign' who's bought an advert in this week's b3ta newsletter to promote his hoodie - he's designed to be the most practical hoodie you've ever owned. Has zippable, secret pocket, anti bunching sleeves, and a hood designed to stay up if you want it to stay up. He sent us two and genuinely we've used it a lot but also our 21 y/o son has not been out of it for about a month. Discount code - b3ta20 - gives £20 off and free UK shipping. Buy your hoodie now. ]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-08-28T11:03:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2552 B3ta newsletter 995, out now "OPENING THIS NEWSLETTER WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE* (*OUR STATS) BETTER" * CRYPTIC CRYPTID CROSSWORD - fake animal puzzle * IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modern day Greek myths * CRAP AMAZON - the reviews that is, the worst]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-08-25T16:10:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2551 "SMASH THIS NEWSLETTER IN RAGE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT INCLUDED YOUR THATCHER/DALEK SLASH FICTION" * SWEDEMASON - interviewed and mashed-up * WIDTHIPEDIA - one article for every resolution * CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comic Book Characters on TV]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-08-18T17:55:00+00:00 http://www.b3ta.com/weblog/79/#post2550 B3ta newsletter 993, out now "WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?" * MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results * SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced * BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo & yay]]> <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11">rob</a> 2026-08-10T15:30:00+00:00