1. FAOD (EFF AY OH DEE) verb

    F**k Off And Die: An insult meaning you wish the person to go away forever, though you don't really want them to die of course.
    You had sex with my girlfriend which resulted in me and her splitting up, and now you are telling me you are marrying my mother? Why don't you FAOD?

  2. FAOD (fah-oed) noun

    Careless mispellling of FOAD
    "Fack Arf Ond Die you twunt!"