1. Ronseal adj.

    "Does exactly what it says on the tin"
    Used to fill the message part of a post, especially on /links, when the title says everything there is to say.


  2. Ronseal (’’variable’’) adj.

    Same as Ronseal std. definition, but with more witty and droll sophistication/pretense.
    Ron's Eel
    Sir Ronald of Ealing
    Ron's aquatic wrist-walking mammal
    Sigillum principis consiliarius (Latin: Seal of the Ruler's Counsellor (meaning of Ronald))