Early in its life, the talk board was a very fluffy place indeed.
One day, after a few beverages, the ginger fuhrer got tired of all this and used the swear filter to replace the word 'hug' with 'molest'.
However, it replaced every instance 'hug', even when it appeared as part of another word ('huge' being the more common case).
"That is chuffing moleste. Make it stop."
Origin: http://www.b3ta.com/talk/225927