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(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# there aren't enough shovels in the world to beat them with
this needs updating with Cameron, Osbourne, Boris, Lansley and Hunt, fuck it there's enough for a whole Tory party special edition
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# To be fair, Clarkson can be funny as well as being an utter cunt
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Jim Davison is considered funny by his paying audience too
it tends to suggest their audience are a bit cunty too
not meaning to call you a cunt there, but it does er, shit. *runs*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# In order of hatred.....
Piers Morgan. Burn in the style of the Wicker Man.
Kerry Katona. Tar and feather her. Then remove her vocal cords.
Tony Blair. The only 'Labour' he knows is wanking. Place on the Island of Rockall wearing nothing but a t-shirt declaring "CUNT".
Margaret Thatcher. Milk Snatcher. Put her old arthritic bones to work in a cheese factory, 23 hours a day. Feed with yoghurt if performance dwindles.
Simon Cowell. Fuck off. Simple as.
Melanie Phillips. Feed her some more LSD and lock in a shed. Can only do good, she must be on MASSIVE drugs, bearing in mind the shit she spouts.
Gordon Ramsey. Potty mouth, general tard. Can cook, so I wouldn't kick him out my kitchen. Start swearing though, and I'll wash his mouth out with soap and water.
Jeremy Clarkson. Bit of a cock, but can't grumble at Top Gear. Cut me up on the open road though, and I'll have to spray NitroMors over your prized collection of motors.
Jim Davidson. OK, ok. Thinks he's a bit of a comedian, but fails with the Politically Incorrect stuff. Mind you, I've seen worse on B3ta. Does a lot for charidee.

/rant over.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:10, archived)
# clarkson is a twat, yeah
but he did cunt morgan in the fuck down an alleyway, so kudos for that.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Thats true :)
Maybe not nitromors then, maybe iron filings? :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# fuck it
kidnap him and necklace the cunt

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
enjoy beer tiem.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
# For no obvious reason, Plan B
is the person who really gets my goat at the moment.

I think it is his attempts to sound "street" whilst doing very middle class things such as talking to Simon Mayo about his 5 year career plan.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)
# He is quite astonishingly arrogant.
I noticed this after he claimed to have "mastered soul" on his last album
Now he thinks he's Marlon Brando.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# so much this
he fucking irritates me. He's Danny Dyer mark 2
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:20, archived)
# And Will. I. Am
He's a cunt too.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Remove Clarkson-
By his own admission, most of what he says is uninformed conjecture and not mean't to be taken seriously.
Add Laruie Penny for cross spectrum concencus and you've got the cunty works.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Hee Hee
Gosh! 10 years + a b3tan, depressing.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)