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# subjlols thread
splurge words in the hope of print fame
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:07, Reply)
# This is to lurkers what shit is to flies.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:12, Reply)
# occupying your inbox with all the class and verve of a rotting dog
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:15, Reply)
# what's a newsletter?
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:19, Reply)
# This is to flies what shit is to lurkers
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:22, Reply)
# I'm fucking in a bucket for the shit of it.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:24, Reply)
[challenge entry] Now THIS I would buy...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:58, Reply)
# AGAIN
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:14, Reply)
# ALL TIME
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# (HAM)TOUCHING
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] Remover of stains and obstacles
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:55, Reply)
[challenge entry] A Mother Teresa Police Taser
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:25, Reply)
# sticky trigger
hard to reach recharge socket
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:11, Reply)
# Hands like Ben Grimm.
I wonder what her...nah.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:15, Reply)
# bin dun yet?
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:14, Reply)
# All swans, shirley?
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:45, Reply)
[challenge entry] As recommended by the Virgin Mary
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:51, Reply)
# I'd use this more often if it didn't burn my bush so much
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:29, Reply)
[challenge entry] Drink up friend!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:57, Reply)
# :D
I think I'll stick with my Jesus Juice
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:05, Reply)
# Nice try
this is just another attempt at selling Jesus' jizz
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:10, Reply)
# The power of Christ propels thee!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:28, Reply)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:36, Reply)
# HAHA, great :)
*click* (even though you bottled it on the royal titties)

:D
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:42, Reply)
# hahaha yeah
Thought I'd keep it SFW, for all the office types.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:48, Reply)
# I'm an office type :D
granted, nobody can see my 3 screens without walking behind me
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:50, Reply)
# that's not how you spell wanking
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:11, Reply)
# like the screen-to-pap ratio there
(, Fri 24 Oct, 14:18, Reply)
# Hahaha!
smashing!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:46, Reply)
# cheers
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:48, Reply)
# Brilliant Q!!!
Frame 2 is a corker!! *Click* :)
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:57, Reply)
# hahaha aces!
*obligatory shopped pics only please comment*
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:58, Reply)
#
Beautiful. Just... beautiful.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:06, Reply)
# That's
chuffin ace
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:29, Reply)
# hahah
you may want to get a good team of lawyers ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:38, Reply)
# ha ha!!
b3ta can die a happy thing now.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:39, Reply)
# this makes me all warm, fuzzy and happy inside
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:08, Reply)
# *throws flowers*
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:12, Reply)
# Report to the FP at once.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:35, Reply)
# :D
there's a 3 titted woman on the new series of AHS jusayin that is all
(, Fri 24 Oct, 12:36, Reply)
#
African horse sickness
Adventist Health Studies
Alien hand syndrome
American Horror Story
Atheist, Humanist and Secular
American Hiking Society
Automated highway system
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:49, Reply)
# .
I've just got hold of a copy of a film that apparently has a women with 4 tits in it to show at a friend's birthday film day tomorrow (films that came out in 1984). Not watched it yet...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:58, Reply)
# hahaha
total woo
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:12, Reply)
# mazin
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:45, Reply)
# I fucking love this!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:49, Reply)
[challenge entry] sponsored by:
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:40, Reply)
# I've been thinking about this
What you win in reduction of pain at the moment of mailing you to the cross, you lose at the moment they want to take you off.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:50, Reply)
# Haha, I said mailing
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:50, Reply)
# Also, this only works if you plan on living through it all
So I guess No More Nails is more for non-godly persons
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:51, Reply)
# Anyone feeling like stopping me talking to myself: this seems like a good time
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:52, Reply)
# I am now thinking about how mailing a person to a cross would work as a punishment
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:53, Reply)
# easy tiger, easy...
you, you go sit down and have a drink.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:02, Reply)
# I would've thought that nailing, or even mailing(?) a cross to a person would be a funnier
punishment instead of the other way round. Also, if it rained a bit the wood would rot,
so probably either way, be it glue or nails, you'd try and get in trouble around winter
so that the wood would rot quicker and you could fall off and be free again to go
cause more bovver.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:07, Reply)
# see, now I'M talking to myself...
I don't like this, it's too quiet...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:09, Reply)
# It is, isn't it
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:12, Reply)
# I was just thinking that I am not the same mediocre that joined this website, more than 11 years ago
My mediocrity has become deeper, rendering me more mediocre than ever. It has matured.

And so did your mum.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:13, Reply)
# I'll get some more tea then eh
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:13, Reply)
# it's ok, I've got a coffee
it's raining round my way.
probably rain later too.

might open the biscuits.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:16, Reply)
# Already had too much espressos
It's tea from now on

And café noir biscuits
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:19, Reply)
# well la-de-da
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:21, Reply)
# it's GREEN EARL GREY
I'm such a riot
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:23, Reply)
# I feel like I don't know you anymore.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:24, Reply)
# yuck!
Soap water
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:40, Reply)
# It's actually quite good tea
from a posh shop and all that
(, Fri 24 Oct, 11:00, Reply)
# Haha
indeed
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:12, Reply)
# this is almost turning in to the drunken bakers from viz...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:18, Reply)
# It's just the thing b3ta needs right now
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:19, Reply)
# I'll get the rum then.
shouldn't take long.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:21, Reply)
#
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# This is the point where someone else intervenes with a brilliant new post
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:29, Reply)
# yep... hoping so...
so...

seen any good films lately?
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:34, Reply)
# Haha
yes
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:45, Reply)
# hahaha
Love no more nails, LOVE it!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:34, Reply)
# oh look!
Q's here! have you met mediocre, he drinks fancy tea ya know...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:35, Reply)
# hahaha
3's a crowd!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:37, Reply)
# fancy some rum?
it's out of date, but still smells ok.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:39, Reply)
# Sounds great!
Fill me a mug
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:50, Reply)
[challenge entry] A lazy pea...
...in the Poorly-Written But Nonetheless Inexplicably Popular Religious Blockbuster category.

(, Fri 24 Oct, 8:31, Reply)
# I like this :D
although i would really prefer to read Jewnami
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:43, Reply)
[challenge entry] Risking a Fatwa
(, Fri 24 Oct, 8:16, Reply)
# Ha!
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:14, Reply)
# I could really go for a fatwa now to be honest
not too much sauce, mind
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:48, Reply)
[challenge entry] Took me quite some time...
(, Fri 24 Oct, 3:15, Reply)
# 35??? Joseph was about 90 when Our Lord Jesus was born
(Mary was about 14).
(, Fri 24 Oct, 7:04, Reply)
# Plus, they were black. And gay. And probably disabled and had unshaved armpits.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 8:37, Reply)
# And muslim
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:28, Reply)
# AND hindi
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:48, Reply)
# At least they weren't Jewish.
...oh, wait.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:55, Reply)
# Do you have to be a jew yourself to be their king?

I'm asking for a friend who says it's important
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:30, Reply)
# unshaved armpits?
apparently they got so long they'd put them in buns.
they'd eat anything back then.
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:31, Reply)
# Wouldn't surprise me if they weren't even vegan

pricks
(, Fri 24 Oct, 9:47, Reply)
# Hahaha top o' the mornin' lols
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:39, Reply)
# And they were married? That dirty old man
If any of it was actually true I would become outspoken on the issue
(, Fri 24 Oct, 10:49, Reply)
[challenge entry] Embarassing stigmata getting you down?
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:49, Reply)
# I may be gone for a bit
I think my meningitis is playing up again, or maybe ebola, or pwrhaps it's a cold
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#
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# Can I touch it?
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:33, Reply)
# be delicate
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:34, Reply)
# of course
this is LIFE
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:35, Reply)
# thank god.
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:38, Reply)
# Is there also a Jerusal-ham?
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:13, Reply)
# There is also an Al Ham-bra
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:43, Reply)
# And a Dalai Lamb?
Presumably the Lama's stand in
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:52, Reply)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E&feature=youtu.be
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:36, Reply)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Oct, 3:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] Also, some fatcat
(, Fri 24 Oct, 3:18, Reply)
# I hope this is an unshopped picture
but sadly I suspect you merely have some mad skills
(, Fri 24 Oct, 6:44, Reply)
# the rug is real
the cat was added
(, Fri 24 Oct, 13:46, Reply)
[challenge entry] Cleaning up Palestine
(, Thu 23 Oct, 21:50, Reply)
# But Cleanliness is not next to Godley and Creme
Not in the dictionary, anyway.
(, Thu 23 Oct, 21:53, Reply)
# Indeed
Cleanliness is next to Cuntliness though, in some dictionary somewhere
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:19, Reply)
# "Cleanliness is next to cleavage".
(, Fri 24 Oct, 0:10, Reply)
[challenge entry] As I'm a pearoasting cunt...
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:01, Reply)
[challenge entry] 2 can play that game. Probably many more too
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] &
(, Thu 23 Oct, 23:17, Reply)
# oh shit!
We've got a reverend in Ye Olde' PC Shoppe right now, HA HA!
BBL, LOL
(, Thu 23 Oct, 22:06, Reply)

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