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# Kim's "Makin' Bacon" campaign took a turn for the worse
as he loses control of the narrative
(, Sat 27 May, 20:26, Reply)
# "mock me, huh?"
"Fetch me murderin' pants"
(, Sat 27 May, 20:48, Reply)
# Oh, sir . . .
we'd never mock our Supreme Leader. That's just some filthy swine who resembles you . . . quite a lot, actually.
(, Sat 27 May, 20:54, Reply)
# That was Cameron you morron.
(, Sun 28 May, 1:23, Reply)
# Meanwhile...
(, Sat 27 May, 18:00, Reply)
# Looks a bit like Johnny Bravo there
(, Sat 27 May, 19:48, Reply)
# Wiggy
(, Sat 27 May, 22:18, Reply)
# "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL - MAXIMUM TRUMPIN' PANTZ©".
(, Sat 27 May, 21:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] pretty please
(, Sat 27 May, 14:23, Reply)
# Yeah, but Strong And Stable.
(, Sat 27 May, 14:33, Reply)
# oh strong AND stable? I thought it was OR, well that changes everything if they're offering both
(, Sat 27 May, 14:37, Reply)
# Oh not sure now, perhaps it was a choice
100% of one or 50% of each
(, Sat 27 May, 14:59, Reply)
# hahaha
exactly
(, Sat 27 May, 21:51, Reply)
# face like an evil, wizened bramley
(, Sat 27 May, 15:01, Reply)
# :)
[x] click.
(, Sat 27 May, 18:08, Reply)
# This
I put this on my Facebook page. Fuck it, I think I'm going to Tweet it too!
(, Sat 27 May, 19:54, Reply)
# If Americans would hurry up and get national health care,
they could get busy defunding it too.
(, Sat 27 May, 21:06, Reply)
# talking about health
Are there any doctors on here? I cut a chunk out of my finger yeasterday on a rusty pipe, it was hanging by a thread, so I stuck it back in and it fitted like a jigsaw, so I sprayed the hell of it with Savlon and put a decent plaster on it. It seems to be doing fine and holding together, but if there is anyone who could take a look, to reassure me, I could link some pics?
(, Sat 27 May, 21:58, Reply)
# just do like the rockclimbers do and superglue it back into place.. seems to work for them
hope you have had your shots, tetanus etc
(, Sun 28 May, 0:19, Reply)
# or rambo it, tip the gunpowder out of a bullet onto it and light that sucker..
(, Sun 28 May, 0:21, Reply)
# If you get lockjaw, you'll know it's time to visit the doctor.
(, Sun 28 May, 1:15, Reply)
# Yeah, what him above said. Superglue.
It's what the stuff was invented for. Get a fucking Tetanus shot though as well.
(, Sun 28 May, 1:26, Reply)
# Strong, Stable and she's Christian.
Bound to win, never mind all those little issues
(, Sat 27 May, 21:54, Reply)
# Bloody tribalistic groupthink of any sort.
(, Sat 27 May, 22:49, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 May, 13:39, Reply)
# This is exactly how
B3ta should approach politics.
(, Sat 27 May, 13:59, Reply)
# May Eye?
(, Sat 27 May, 14:06, Reply)
# Dad?
(, Sat 27 May, 14:08, Reply)
#
/talk bash?
(, Sat 27 May, 14:59, Reply)
# Harsh
But fair.
(, Sat 27 May, 15:51, Reply)
# gah!!
(, Sat 27 May, 21:46, Reply)
[challenge entry] No reason other than her new haircut reminded me of Toad
(, Sat 27 May, 13:21, Reply)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 27 May, 13:31, Reply)
# mario brex
nice
(, Sat 27 May, 13:40, Reply)
# :D
(, Sat 27 May, 13:53, Reply)
# If she's in the lead, someone should launch a blue
turtle shell.
(, Sat 27 May, 15:50, Reply)
# hahaha
I have to see this new haircut. Off to google!
(, Sat 27 May, 21:59, Reply)
[challenge entry] Our PM likes a laugh
(, Sat 27 May, 9:32, Reply)
# Yeah, because chances are she wants Brexit to become someone else's responsibility
(, Sat 27 May, 9:43, Reply)
# She's going to send Boris Johnson and David Davis to negotiate on our behalf.
She might as well send the Chuckle Brothers. Their 'to me, to you' policy would serve us well in trade negotiations.
(, Sat 27 May, 9:48, Reply)
# The rather extreme policies aren't because they want to lose,
rather they fully expect to win and use that mandate to go even further.
(, Sat 27 May, 11:34, Reply)
# This does seem rather more probable.
(, Sat 27 May, 14:12, Reply)
# Yes, further toward the US policies on healthcare and taxation.
(, Sat 27 May, 15:01, Reply)
# 15MB? Gosh, that's a big one
(, Sat 27 May, 10:47, Reply)
# Obligatory
"'s wot ur mam told me!"
(, Sat 27 May, 11:08, Reply)
# People stopped bothering about file sizes.
Used to be an art to getting a particularly long image under 50k still keeping it legible, gifs even more so but I never did many of them.
(, Sat 27 May, 11:30, Reply)
# The old black lines trick
saved many a gif from being oversize.
(, Sat 27 May, 12:01, Reply)
# Yep, scanlines.
I'd forgotten about that.
(, Sat 27 May, 12:32, Reply)
# going through all my old
pics again and by fuck they don't half look tiny on a 27" monitor. 280px they said, it'll be fine they said.
(, Sat 27 May, 13:19, Reply)
# It's simply a matter of
reducing the colour palette. As I understand it, the gif format saves the first frame, then the data for any changes in subsequent frames. The fewer the colours, the fewer pixels need to change.
(, Sat 27 May, 13:51, Reply)
# Also set your dithering
to zero. That used to help.
(, Sat 27 May, 15:54, Reply)
# NOW it's funny.
/ac
(, Sat 27 May, 17:52, Reply)
# yeah but
(, Sat 27 May, 19:18, Reply)
# The Hitachi set to 11
(, Sat 27 May, 21:52, Reply)
# There aren't enough animated vector sex gifs in this world.
(, Sat 27 May, 23:56, Reply)
# Vector?!
Filtad
(, Sun 28 May, 1:10, Reply)
# Jesus, fuck
(, Sat 27 May, 11:37, Reply)
# it's HD video not a gif :D
(, Sat 27 May, 11:42, Reply)
#
Apologies, I am very old and rusty, but I do now have a big pipe.
(, Sat 27 May, 11:43, Reply)
# I didn't notice.
(, Sat 27 May, 23:28, Reply)
# Fingers crossed, eh?
(, Sat 27 May, 13:33, Reply)
# Laughing?
Shagging POV .gif
(, Sat 27 May, 20:14, Reply)
# I . . . prob . . ably . . .
*wouldnah*
(, Sat 27 May, 8:56, Reply)
# Ha ha ha,
Looks like Boris!
(, Sat 27 May, 10:02, Reply)
# Newbie here ...I know it's frowned upon, so sorry about the TOAP
(, Sat 27 May, 8:17, Reply)
# FASTER
FASTER MR SCOTT
(, Sat 27 May, 8:23, Reply)
# HISSSS ASSSSSSS
(, Sat 27 May, 12:33, Reply)
# SHE CANNAE TAKE IT, CAPTAIN!
(, Sat 27 May, 14:42, Reply)
#
Well, hellooooooo.
(, Sat 27 May, 9:01, Reply)
# always a good fan of a toap
as I like jokes basically
(, Sat 27 May, 9:36, Reply)
# Welcome to b3ta!
Pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc.
(, Sat 27 May, 9:49, Reply)
# Trump On A Pope?
(, Sat 27 May, 12:33, Reply)
#
Tosser On A Pae....nah lets not go there :-)
(, Sat 27 May, 12:46, Reply)
# That's no pope that's
(, Sat 27 May, 14:09, Reply)
[challenge entry] Lend me your vote?
(, Sat 27 May, 6:57, Reply)
# nice
(, Sat 27 May, 7:07, Reply)
# Well shopped!
(, Sat 27 May, 11:59, Reply)
# Thanks!
Also, did you know you have an entire street in Berlin named after you?
(, Sat 27 May, 21:20, Reply)
# They bloody love me over there
Ever since my Battenburg Gate photoshop...
(, Sun 28 May, 0:48, Reply)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 27 May, 15:03, Reply)
# When all else fails, release the hounds
(, Sat 27 May, 3:15, Reply)
# Were you able to maintain a professional distance whilst making this ? :D
(, Sat 27 May, 3:40, Reply)
# fortunately, the hounds kept me at bay
(, Sat 27 May, 3:42, Reply)
#
"Lock Her Arf!"
"Lock Her Arf!"
(, Sat 27 May, 4:10, Reply)
# Then someone would have to feed her
and her pet gigantuans
(, Sat 27 May, 4:45, Reply)
# Literally
Puppies.
(, Sat 27 May, 9:50, Reply)
# You Have Been Officially Warned
(, Sat 27 May, 2:57, Reply)
# same to you
(, Fri 26 May, 23:10, Reply)
# Splendid
(, Fri 26 May, 23:25, Reply)
#
why thank you......inspired by your arts obv. and his awful performance on HIGNFY last night
(, Sat 27 May, 8:02, Reply)
# If you are big into doing scrotums . . .
keep a six-pack of these on hand
(, Sat 27 May, 4:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] I did this ages ago,
seems apt to post it now.

CFB
(, Fri 26 May, 22:46, Reply)
# You're supposed
to post photoshops...or something.
(, Fri 26 May, 23:02, Reply)
# oh, soz.
nobody told me I was supposed to alter reality. Tsk.
(, Sat 27 May, 0:44, Reply)
# Ha ha ha,
With those shoes I expect she'll at least get a foot in the door at the election.
(, Sat 27 May, 9:52, Reply)
# You know what they say
about big feet.
(, Sat 27 May, 13:54, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 May, 21:12, Reply)
# yes
she fucking does
(, Fri 26 May, 22:17, Reply)
# What is it?
The eye baggage or the lank, grey hair?
(, Fri 26 May, 22:27, Reply)
# it's hard to say
(, Sat 27 May, 7:20, Reply)
# May I be the pedantic sod who points out that it's not quite what the Doctor said?
(, Fri 26 May, 22:27, Reply)
# I know!
I was barely paying attention, what did he really say?
(, Fri 26 May, 22:28, Reply)
# "Don't you think she looks tired?"
(, Fri 26 May, 22:30, Reply)
#
I might have just ninja edited it..
(, Fri 26 May, 22:51, Reply)
# Sneaky, sneaky ninja
Now you have to ask the magic donkey to repost it on Twitter, where the un-ninjaed version remains.
(, Fri 26 May, 23:02, Reply)
# Meh!
Semantics. People get it or they don't.
(, Fri 26 May, 23:17, Reply)
# Arf!
But you DID get the reference though, so my job is done! *wafts cape*
(, Fri 26 May, 22:29, Reply)
# And it's a reference to the fall of Thatcher
when her opponents suggested she looked tired and it was time for her to step down.
(, Fri 26 May, 22:31, Reply)
# Ah!
Did wonder if there was an origin for the plot.
(, Fri 26 May, 22:52, Reply)
# this is getting a click purely for the Doctor/Harriet Jones reference
(, Sat 27 May, 14:41, Reply)
# Why
Thankees
(, Sat 27 May, 17:38, Reply)

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