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[challenge entry] I found this fairy tale I think it should win the compo
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:16, Reply)
# haha, run little dwarf folk, run!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:18, Reply)
# gingerbread EVERYWHERE!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:28, Reply)
# Show gnome mercy!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:39, Reply)
# GET OUT
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:47, Reply)
# Fairy nuff.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:48, Reply)
# you'll regretel saying that
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:53, Reply)
# ok, you're BOTH going the right way for a smacked bottom
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:54, Reply)
#
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# 0_0
sooooo shiny!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:55, Reply)
# understandably, I misread that headline on first glance
'Gimp Man of Essex' aiming to spank debate while fundraising
(, Sat 20 Sep, 19:06, Reply)
# Witch one?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:54, Reply)
# why woodenshoe know the answer to that?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:58, Reply)
# I Disney know
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:04, Reply)
# That comment was Hanselected, no?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:08, Reply)
# i hope you're pleased with yourselves
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:31, Reply)
# Are you just trolling now?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:38, Reply)
# I have to go now
I don't want this to dragon any further.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:34, Reply)
# So I'll bid you all a good knight.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:36, Reply)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:43, Reply)
# Are you huffing and puffing...?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 18:10, Reply)
# what i do in the privacy of my own bedroom is none of your business
(, Sat 20 Sep, 18:16, Reply)
# Faerywell
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:44, Reply)
# I never had wrestling, just public TV
and I never saw his movies. So I know who he is, and I know he is rediculous as a human being. What did I miss?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 20:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] G'noon.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 15:37, Reply)
# lavender? with his complexion?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 15:53, Reply)
# It's probably a hand-me-down
from one of the smugly sisters.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 15:57, Reply)
# probably
but still
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:09, Reply)
# 'but still' what?...
'but still would'?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:13, Reply)
# still d.r.e.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:15, Reply)
# still shouldn't have worn it
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:28, Reply)
# Happy now?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:37, Reply)
# yes
although pink is an abomination
(, Sat 20 Sep, 16:48, Reply)
# perfect for filling in those pesky bloody cracks
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:39, Reply)
# no posts for over 11 hours, then some twit has to post on top of mine :/
WOO!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:41, Reply)
# you told me to!
;)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:44, Reply)
# *sponsored by Tampax
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:03, Reply)
# well, it is a sanitary trowel
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:03, Reply)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:08, Reply)
# oh dear, ha!
Hey, do you like Scrabble?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:08, Reply)
# i was put off that game by my cousin
cheating psycho cunt that she is
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:11, Reply)
# ahh, yeah. I have a niece I play against online.
She frequently drops all of her letters into a web-based scrabble word finder. That takes the fun out of it for me.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:13, Reply)
# with her
if i got a good word, she'd say it wasn't a real word. when i asked for the dictionary to prove it was, she'd say it was lost. same thing when i wanted to prove the bollocks words she was coming up with were made up. she got a D in english, i got an A+
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:17, Reply)
# I really enjoy playing online.
I usually have a few games going at once. I have a found a few opponents who don't mind if a game takes many days to complete.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:21, Reply)
# i used to play monopoly online
i prefer the greedy, capitalistic nature of the game
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:31, Reply)
# RIP YOU LEGEND
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:10, Reply)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:12, Reply)
# Where did that come from?
wow.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 20:01, Reply)
# no new threads for 11 hours? :(
Well then, let this haunt the top of the page for a while...
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:22, Reply)
# those are some overly angular buttocks
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:30, Reply)
# He hasn't painted the eyes in on them yet either.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:30, Reply)
# i know, he's slipping
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:32, Reply)
# :D
Hai guise!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:33, Reply)
# :D
This place would be dead on it's arse-eyes if you stopped posting.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:34, Reply)
# If Smash Monkey would post some of her fine work, this place would be hopping
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:37, Reply)
# fine. you asked for it.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:38, Reply)
# oh ...and talk about me like I'm not even here :(
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:34, Reply)
# we're being wanky art critics
that's what wanky art critics do, pedro
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:38, Reply)
# OH! so you think it's art?
carry on then
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:43, Reply)
# art is subjective
just ask *spits* tracy emin
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:49, Reply)
# As if dogs can drive.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:40, Reply)
# he does all of his 'driving' in the back ;)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:41, Reply)
# This is the worst misplaced eyed dog picture I have ever seen :(
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:01, Reply)
# no no no no no.... there's nothing out of place with this stud
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#
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# Needs more animated lip quiver
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# how fiendish
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# It is his work's why
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#
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# i'm not falling for that









































again
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:45, Reply)
# I did a model of one, too.


Click for bigger (216 kb)



I didn't say I put a lot of effort in it...
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:47, Reply)
# you do realise this makes it premeditated, right?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:51, Reply)
#
Get in the back of the van - Swede Mason: youtu.be/9GGc7KcvqtE
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:59, Reply)
# I've been playing with the traffic again....
(, Sat 20 Sep, 2:00, Reply)
# tremendously wonderful!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 2:14, Reply)
# Whoa
that's some mutatedmonty type goodness right there :)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 2:44, Reply)
# beautiful
(, Sat 20 Sep, 2:54, Reply)
# Wow, top drawer shit.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 3:13, Reply)
# unholy christ the yoda pic in your profile is fucking terrifying
(, Sat 20 Sep, 3:17, Reply)
#
*cries*
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:18, Reply)
# pure evil
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:47, Reply)
# Steves
Is anyone here named steve? I have a question for a steve.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 6:18, Reply)
# TUSK
(, Sat 20 Sep, 6:35, Reply)
# Yeh I'm a Steve 'sup?
proper one with a v,not a fakey ph
(, Sat 20 Sep, 11:42, Reply)
#
he asked six hours ago you dick..its midnight in Australia ffs - you think he's still here waiting for a reply?Nope - he's probably off banging Kylie Minogue or punching kangaroos by now.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 11:54, Reply)
# Or banging kangaroos
whilst punching Kylie....
(, Sat 20 Sep, 12:23, Reply)
# I'm also a steve :P
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:28, Reply)
# Brilliant
(, Sat 20 Sep, 7:46, Reply)
# lovely
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# Hahaha
Most woosome!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 9:39, Reply)
# That's talent right there.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 10:07, Reply)
# I like this
(, Sat 20 Sep, 10:08, Reply)
# What type of voodoo is this?!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 11:38, Reply)
# Woo :)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 11:38, Reply)
# Yay
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# Houpla
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# Panowie!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:10, Reply)
# ^this ^that ^ditto
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:00, Reply)
# How do I fucking make up new swear?
/ac
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:37, Reply)
# witchcraft!
woo!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:18, Reply)
# That's excellent! Nicely played.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:41, Reply)
# The suspension on that dropped car is "radical". It's a shame it gets totalled. Splendid work, Sir.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:02, Reply)
# ace !
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:07, Reply)
# Dang. That's excellent and deserves...
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:45, Reply)
# Her forehead's too big
Wouldn't
(, Sat 20 Sep, 15:57, Reply)
# SEXIST REPLY EXAMPLE:
Gives you more room to aim your twuzzle.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 20:04, Reply)
# at my age, sonny, I cannot even find my twuzzle
(, Sat 20 Sep, 20:44, Reply)
# This is a joy to watch
(, Sat 20 Sep, 20:04, Reply)
# Credit to Happy Toast for the Hummus ;)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:09, Reply)
# Salmond vamoose
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:23, Reply)
# haha
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:01, Reply)
# I notice that the conspiracy theorists are already providing "evidence" that the vote was rigged
and the Russian observers criticised the Edinburgh count :)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:51, Reply)
# I thought Phil was the Duke of Edinburgh, not the count
(, Sat 20 Sep, 7:49, Reply)
# The moose was poisoned by his daughter, Ella.
or as she is officially listed: Salmond, Ella.
Eye thank yew.

*gets coat*
(, Sat 20 Sep, 10:08, Reply)
# .
this veal tastes nice
(, Sat 20 Sep, 13:01, Reply)
# Weddings, paries, BarMitzvars...
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#
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:06, Reply)
# Oh no, Poor man :)
R.I.P
(, Fri 19 Sep, 23:38, Reply)
# Keep on going
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:12, Reply)
# This makes perfect sense. Carry on.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:52, Reply)
# Meatloafers.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 1:15, Reply)
# Happens every day.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:48, Reply)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Sat 20 Sep, 8:11, Reply)
# They're the WRONG TROUSERS! AND THEY'RE WRONG!
(, Sat 20 Sep, 14:07, Reply)
# Lou Gramm of Foreigner is appearing in concert here soon. Does anyone know if his voice is still good?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:58, Reply)
# Oh shit, he's an American
ya know, I thought Lou Gramm was a Brit, what with the wonky eyes and all that
PFFT! My bad!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:02, Reply)
# not offended
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] hmm, legs compo is till active -- YAY! :D :D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:29, Reply)
# shexy!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:30, Reply)
# she has no trouble tying her shoes
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:30, Reply)
# Costanza approved
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# :D :D Thanks, Cos'
(, Fri 19 Sep, 23:05, Reply)
# XD/
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:50, Reply)
# I'd have thought it would be impossible
given that they don't have any laces
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:58, Reply)
# DID I FUCKING SAY LACES?
No dude! look at her arms, there fucking gargantuan. Se can literally tie her shoes
(, Fri 19 Sep, 23:04, Reply)
# i'm really very very sorry, Li'l Mo' I didn't mean to yell at you.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 23:15, Reply)
# oh Pedro
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:04, Reply)
# let's say I make it up to you, and take you out for a custard
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:07, Reply)
# !!!
You really know how to make a guy feel special :)
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:11, Reply)
# now, reach down into my pockets, and if you find a whole Ten-Dollar bill, you can keep it
(, Sat 20 Sep, 0:13, Reply)
# Oh Pedro
(, Sat 20 Sep, 2:57, Reply)
# Lint and porn tokens no doubt.
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:52, Reply)
# hahaha
(, Fri 19 Sep, 23:56, Reply)
# Julian Assange really needs to get out more
(, Sat 20 Sep, 11:40, Reply)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! She was most certainly the TASTIEST mermaid!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 20:19, Reply)
# OM NOM NOM NOM - bottomfeederlolz
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:35, Reply)
# oops that was my "Hungry-Hungry Bimbos!" one
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:42, Reply)
# Can it be
oh never mind
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:47, Reply)
# do you know what those are?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:49, Reply)
# I swear, they're just GIFs of a spaghetti eating contest.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:50, Reply)
# Oh I know what they are
I've just never heard it called that before
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:04, Reply)
# you've never scene spaghetti eat a conest before?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:14, Reply)
#
Pedra and Pedro?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:53, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:56, Reply)
# YES!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 20:00, Reply)
#
bad blend
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:54, Reply)
# Meanwhile, in the SNP members restaurant
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:29, Reply)
# ouff!
*sends to room*
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:30, Reply)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:34, Reply)
# pfff!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:35, Reply)
# They've got Nicola Sturgeon as deputy
Plenty more fish in the sea
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:46, Reply)
# Chicken, then?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:20, Reply)
# pfft
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:20, Reply)
# but mcfly was irish
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:53, Reply)
# Why, was it fatty?
obvs fattist comment
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:46, Reply)
# I miss him already:(
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:20, Reply)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:41, Reply)
# Flounce!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:55, Reply)
# Has it been Eton?
No, but all of the upper management have.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:37, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ooh hai thur!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:30, Reply)
# looks like my sister 30-odd years ago
but with a touch of down's
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:38, Reply)
# OOF!!
:D How's the health coming on? :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:45, Reply)
# great, thanks :)
more discomfort than pain now. it's weird, i still can't get used to things not being broken, it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:57, Reply)
# Going the right way though
Wine will numb the pain :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:03, Reply)
# so will martini!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:13, Reply)
# well la de da your majesty!
=D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:29, Reply)
# hehheh
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:34, Reply)
# Cor!
Well placed flowers in that patterned dress?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:20, Reply)
# It's nippley out!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
# Classic comedy
Nice one Dave
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:20, Reply)
# lovely work!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:31, Reply)
# schweeet
(, Sat 20 Sep, 5:55, Reply)
# heart ache vs. heart attack
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:38, Reply)
# there's a pound bakery near my house
with a pound cafe attached. the food is fucking disgusting. even if it's dirt cheap, it's still not worth it.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:39, Reply)
# I bake my own pounds
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:41, Reply)
# i bake cakes
which i did this morning
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:44, Reply)
# is that a euphemism for having a poo ?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:46, Reply)
# no, it's not
i often bake cakes, although i rarely eat them. made a seed cake this morning, my mate will probably scoff the lot when she comes round, she usually does.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:49, Reply)
# Male Seed?
I always over prove my dough
(, Sat 20 Sep, 7:05, Reply)
# Pound cake?
(, Sat 20 Sep, 17:37, Reply)
# Sounds classy!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:52, Reply)
# yep
know a few people who've eaten in the cafe part, all of them have felt sick afterwards. it's just sad that this is the only place some people can aford to get a hot meal from nowadays.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:29, Reply)
# Heh, I know that area
That's probably seen as a classy joint in that neighbourhood. Think the nearby Greggs closed down not long after the Pound Bakery appeared.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:07, Reply)
# "Unemployment Grade Beef" - CAUTION: May contain traces of meat.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:36, Reply)
# Warning: Greggs sausage rolls can cause Vulcan hand growth and pinktongue
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:41, Reply)
# everyone's a winner
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:47, Reply)
# except flan
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:05, Reply)
# Flantastic!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:11, Reply)
# "Oh you can't put your foot up in Europe
You can't show your studs on the 'nent
They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
So think on if you're up against Ghent, my lad,
think on if you're up against Ghent"
-- the genius that is HMHB of course
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:02, Reply)
# also: angry eyebrow
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:16, Reply)
# that's the vulcan bit (like Spock)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:48, Reply)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
# Did you hear that a cheese company is going to be sponsoring a space rocket?
It'll be called Dairylea Launchables.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:59, Reply)
# No, but I did hear they're doing a range of Hitler Nazi hideout themed cheese-based snacks.
Dairylea Bunkers.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:11, Reply)
# Have we had a ridiculous sponsorship challenge at all...
I would look but, you know...can't be arsed.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:30, Reply)
# There was the time Colgate and David Icke teamed up to make Truthpaste
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:33, Reply)
# Or when Palitoy and Mr Kipling were producing those Exceedingly Nice Fakes.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:43, Reply)
# Or the time Esso and the Swiss Alps tourist board teamed up and asked you to put an Eiger in your tank
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:16, Reply)
# I recall the time David Prowse and Dekionplexis teamed up to produce the Green Cross Chode.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:24, Reply)
# Apple fanboys started using Mr. Muscle, just to spite people who dislike Apple
when they heard it loves the Jobs you hate.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] Disaster Girl classic for the compo...I expect something like this must have been done somewhere.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:09, Reply)
# hahaha
pure evil
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:12, Reply)
# Little match what?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:13, Reply)
# Ha ha shit.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:16, Reply)
# I hope its saved in PS format :D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:17, Reply)
# Didn't help to spot with the rubbish font to go with my rubbish typing...but it were free so mustn't grumble.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:21, Reply)
# All in order now. Carry on :)
Oh hold on you spelt 'fuck' wrong!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
# Lovely as ever, invisiblecity!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:21, Reply)
# Ta, I keep missing the compo lately...turning into a bit of a lurker.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:36, Reply)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:50, Reply)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Doggy.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:19, Reply)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] And another thing... I'll just leave this here!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:38, Reply)
#
also, I like your tory tree work
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:04, Reply)
# top tag
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
# wunderschön
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:48, Reply)
# i like this
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:26, Reply)

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