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# These guys go way back
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# How's the London Mayoral Election count going?
(, Fri 6 May, 17:27, Reply)
# Haha, the same gag occurred to me but I wouldn't know where to start making something like this. Very nice.
(, Fri 6 May, 17:54, Reply)
# The AGA Khan...
(, Fri 6 May, 18:07, Reply)
# Looks heavy, all that cast iron. Bet you can't chuck a Khan.
(, Fri 6 May, 18:39, Reply)
# After a quip like that you should whip on some Rayburns.
while Tommy Daltrey whoops it up
(, Fri 6 May, 19:32, Reply)
# Yeah?
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# YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 6 May, 22:43, Reply)
# Pat Sharp's let himself go
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[challenge entry] Meanwhile at the Indian/Italian restaurant....
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# mmmmmm, tastes like rendered hooves
(, Fri 6 May, 17:02, Reply)
# Typical Smash
Always Horsing About
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# She'll do anything you want for a pony.
(, Fri 6 May, 18:00, Reply)
# £25?
Shirley you mean £500?
monkey
(, Fri 6 May, 18:22, Reply)
# I MEANT a fiver. What's that? A marmot?
(, Fri 6 May, 22:25, Reply)
# I love it that someone else here clearly uses MS Paint.
(, Fri 6 May, 17:55, Reply)
# *HIGH FIVES*
keeping it old school :)
(, Fri 6 May, 17:57, Reply)
# Sag aloo loo loo
push pineapple shake the tree
(, Fri 6 May, 22:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] how does an eskimo keep his house together?

igloos it.
(, Fri 6 May, 16:31, Reply)
# Icy what you did there
:)
(, Fri 6 May, 16:33, Reply)
# it's snow joke
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# I would make another pun but...
...I'm just not that inuit
(, Fri 6 May, 16:50, Reply)
# Oww, that's low...
...I thought you were Glacier than that.
(, Fri 6 May, 18:11, Reply)
# Well...
Ice BErG To Differ!
(, Fri 6 May, 18:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] *includes the single "stuck with you"
(, Fri 6 May, 14:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(, Fri 6 May, 14:52, Reply)
# oh dear
(, Fri 6 May, 17:17, Reply)
# pffffft
+ lol
(, Fri 6 May, 17:24, Reply)
# "Hogan's Heroes" is on ITV4 at the moment.
It's really weird without a laughtrack.
(, Fri 6 May, 15:02, Reply)
# Oh shit, what have we done!
(, Fri 6 May, 14:27, Reply)
# I... don't know.
(, Fri 6 May, 14:35, Reply)
# De-Ris...

Not actually living in London is no excuse for not keeping abreast of the critical issues of the day! Do try to keep up!
(, Fri 6 May, 14:47, Reply)
# I hope he does win
Not because I think he's a great candidate (I know very little about him), but because I don't like Hopkins, I don't like Goldsmith and I'm not terribly fond of London.

Rather a waste of a sausage though. Could she perhaps use a vegan sausage so nothing of value is wasted? Or maybe the CEO of Sausages Direct LTD could arrange a sponsorship deal.
(, Fri 6 May, 14:52, Reply)
#
I'd put MY sausage up her bum, whether he wins or not.
(, Fri 6 May, 14:53, Reply)
# Really?
Well, each to his own I suppose. Now kindly pass the bucket please.
(, Fri 6 May, 15:01, Reply)
# The bucket... of greasy sausages?
(, Fri 6 May, 15:02, Reply)
# New or used?
(, Fri 6 May, 15:43, Reply)
# Frogbeat's SO gonna kick your ass.
(, Fri 6 May, 18:02, Reply)
# ^^^^^^^^^^
THrIS
(, Fri 6 May, 19:18, Reply)
# Ah right, thanks.
I'd never even have heard of Katie Hopkins if it wasn't for people on here twatting on about her all the fucking time though. Her sole purpose seems to be self-promotion, and the internet is full of useful idiots doing all the legwork for her.

edit: just realised that reads like I'm calling you an idiot, which isn't what I meant. You know, the phrase "useful idiots". I'll stop digging now.
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# I aspire to one day earn the title "useful idiot"
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# We're all catnipppp's useful idiots, mayherestinpeace
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# No, you're right. I am an idiot. and not even a useful one at that!
I shall rid the world of my resource draining, pointless and quite frankly, embarrassing, existence forthwith.
My impending death will of course be entirely your fault, but I'm confident that you'll cope living on in the knowledge that you have my blood on your hands.
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# Ok, ok, you like Elvis A LOT, we get it
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#
50,000,000 Elvis Fan Sperm Cells Can't Be Wrong
(, Fri 6 May, 14:07, Reply)
# That's not glue
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# oh cum on
ewwwwww
(, Fri 6 May, 16:03, Reply)
[challenge entry] hey you guys
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#
what a bunch of pritt's
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# I hope this is in an 80s box set with "Pritty in Pink"
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# Gumming to America
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adhesive
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# why not shop these excellent ideas
?
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# HEY UHU GUYS
(, Fri 6 May, 16:03, Reply)
# Cheif Constable Mike Craik

and the Met's new policy of Total Poncing
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# Just had a Jiffy Bag through the post
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# *wants*
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# Woo!
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# so nice
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# It's the GIFs that keep on giving
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# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 6 May, 19:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] Need to close those niggly self-harming wounds?
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# This deserves a Flan Zoom™.
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# And a dickhead Space Vampire®.
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# Why thank you...
...I think?
(, Fri 6 May, 0:09, Reply)
# You are most welcome.
(, Fri 6 May, 0:10, Reply)
# Hey man leave us alone
we are just misunderstood bro :(
(, Fri 6 May, 9:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] "HOLY BATFINK, CAPTAIN AMERICA!"
(, Thu 5 May, 23:00, Reply)
# What a sticky little bastard
(, Thu 5 May, 23:37, Reply)
# I'd call him "tacky".
(, Thu 5 May, 23:39, Reply)

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