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# mawee cwistmas eweyone
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# Oh come on, give it him back
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#
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# Hahahahahaha that's FUCKtasticals
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# \o/ (slow day....eh?....fuck...)
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# Oh FUCK give me a sec!
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:18, Reply)
#
...i thot u sed sex...
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:19, Reply)
# Hmmmm. See what I mean?!
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:26, Reply)
# omg atomics is zak wild!!
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# spot on!
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:37, Reply)
# i look good
a little pale though
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:47, Reply)
# ...I swear...I didn't know you were so young.
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:47, Reply)
# you're all killing gayshift.
This is the cancer that's killing the board
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:49, Reply)
# Yeah
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# so, bugle boy
would you like to blow the bugle?
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#
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# o hai mofaha
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# jamen,
halløj dér
(, Fri 19 Dec, 2:42, Reply)
# Jamaican?
Alaska.
(, Fri 19 Dec, 2:45, Reply)
# Danglish,
middle of nowhere
(, Fri 19 Dec, 2:51, Reply)
# Genoa?
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# Never meta.
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# ...girl like you before"
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# Still would
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# ohhhhh
look at you all jerking each other off
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# I aint gettin on no Klingon ship, FOO!
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# I like this
g'night/morn all.
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# Pig on DMT
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# i love it when a flan comes together
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# .
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# now this i like :D
(, Fri 19 Dec, 2:03, Reply)
# Not coming soon to a cinema near you.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 23:09, Reply)
# ha ha!
Nicely done.
(, Fri 19 Dec, 6:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] *sharpens knife*
(, Thu 18 Dec, 22:40, Reply)
[challenge entry] boaring challenge entry
(, Fri 19 Dec, 1:52, Reply)
# hæh
(, Fri 19 Dec, 2:00, Reply)
# and the pig didn't mind being hoisted up a pole?
(, Fri 19 Dec, 3:07, Reply)
# nah,
mostly we just kill & eat them
(, Fri 19 Dec, 3:11, Reply)
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# Brian Pern's waxwork reminded me of someone
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# :D
that really was the stuff of nightmares
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# Fuck
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# :D
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#
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# Ha Ha!!! FUCKLIFT EVE. :D
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# Calm
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[challenge entry] squeal piggy!
(, Thu 18 Dec, 19:52, Reply)
# Amazon's new ad campaign is quite challenging
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# sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
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# well, according to legend anyway
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# hahaha
I'd forgotten about that.
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# Haha
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# Well overdue that this is attached to a giant robotic body and unleashed upon the earth
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#
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# :O
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# icon of dis
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# genius!
(, Fri 19 Dec, 4:14, Reply)
# Random sexy teacher.

Because it's been that kind of day.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 16:35, Reply)
# *looks for the hidden link*

*isn't disappointed*
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# I hope she teaches sex education
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# I hope she teaches it in an uneducated manner
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# Where's her tail?
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# She's a hairless chimp.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 17:02, Reply)
# Dwyer? I haven't weally wet 'er. Yet.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 17:29, Reply)
# I've deliberately not done my homework
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# Jack the denizens christmas!
(, Thu 18 Dec, 17:53, Reply)
# I'm still not doing my homework.
Ms Bitch-face
(, Thu 18 Dec, 18:08, Reply)
# my an your meaning of the word sexy are very different, she looks deformed, whatever floats your boat I suppose you sick yiffer
(, Thu 18 Dec, 18:39, Reply)
# phwooooar wouldnt mind cocking her cunt if ya know what i mean :D
My palms are sweaty as fuck right now
(, Thu 18 Dec, 18:44, Reply)
# I've got an apple for her but I don't know where to put it.
By apple I mean huge wanger.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 19:03, Reply)
# tits :D
(, Thu 18 Dec, 19:04, Reply)
# Is that Barb Dwyer?
I'll get my coat
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# No reason to be scared...
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# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA :D
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# Why is she wearing cricket pads
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# Why wouldn't she be?
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# :D
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# (O)_(O)
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[challenge entry] it's either a massive fire, or a small hog...
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# i want crackling now
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# Sir CLiff loves a good log on the fire


and roasting his chestnuts
(, Thu 18 Dec, 16:02, Reply)
# i think they're pickled walnuts by now
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# [citation needed]
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# Oh no cannot unsee.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 17:25, Reply)
# In that song what he sings, he mentions logs on the fire
and gifts on the tree. Who put's gifts on a tree? The daft sod.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 16:20, Reply)
[challenge entry] The Balls of Christmas
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# The Balls of Christmas
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# Peter Griffin
and Chris Griffin
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# there's nothing quite like a freshly shorn scrotum
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# Cojones de Navidad
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# anus horibilius
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# Anno Domini
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# keester eggs!
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# :)
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# B3ta's soooo gonna get hacked by the North Koreans
They'll threaten to leak everyone's embarrassing first posts and those nudiepics of rob.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:07, Reply)
# There's a full-on cyber war coming
beep beep
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# seerdeeusree?
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# SLRY
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# Celery.
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# As long as we keep Prince out of that
we will be ok.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 15:05, Reply)
# he really is a whiny, spoilt twat
and his hair is fucking stupid
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# are you talking about me or un?
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# not you, him
he's not just an un, he's a wrong un
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# I did a scrooged doodle, will try and find time to colour it in later
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# yay!
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#
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# they cut off his princely tail!
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# :D
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# ...but apart from that...
PERFECT
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# nah, i heard he's got a tiny cock, too
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# He gets it cut in a pet shop.
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# i can well believe it
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# Sounds like you fancy him
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# after 12 years with one oriental
wouldn't try another
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# You THINK you've had enough but an hour later you want another one.
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# I KNOW i've had enough!
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# He love you long time.
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# he still do
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# he's a jong un
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# He's joning in
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# new from Sony Pictures

is it worth doing a mini challenge of putting Kim Jong Un in all of Sony's films? (SONY FILMS ONLY, DO YOUR RESEARCH!)
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# So ronery...
Love the challenge suggestion, Baked Bread.
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# Not seen a visual version yet, so....

...and am aware it's the wrong Kim Jong to work
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# haha, well spotted
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# Arf
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# Pffft!
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# haha
very good
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# Wow I've just seen this joke on a different background image on someone's facebook feed
\o/s
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# Yeah alright
:(
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# Ha ha!
this makes me hapy
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# Snowy's spotted the traitor, get him!
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# FROGCUNT
Get the fucker
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:27, Reply)
# How bloody bad is his eyesight?!!

I think this was taken on a Friday!

EDIT: This joke was nicked and used by me for the b3ta board. I apologize.
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# I've just seen this joke on a different background image on someone's facebook feed
where do you get your inspiration? ;)
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:19, Reply)
# Not seen it on Facebook yet
I saw same background image with different text somewhere else. I was being lazy a.
Was a toss up to link it or rehash it. I chose not to link as there is a mad man loose in /links! XD
i.imgur.com/B9y8q9L.jpg
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# wow
I was going to comment on how shit Ninj's "pulled pork" joke was, but this gazumps it. You are a fucking pathetic cunt.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:32, Reply)
# Wow
OK point taken
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:48, Reply)
[challenge entry] \o ha ha
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:40, Reply)
# not wanting to join the hate mob, you have enough of that already
but that is stealing someone's joke, pretty sure Jimmy Carr has people killed for that sort of thing.

Buck your ideas up young man ;)
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:37, Reply)
# Oh didn't think it was so bad!
As I say I was being lazy. I just do and don't think sometimes.
Sorry about that
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# I made this great pic but I'm being lazy but I hope you all like it cos it's mine
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:56, Reply)
# OK sorry
I get it. I feel all dirty now
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# :D
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# People steal my shit all the time.
People like Frogbeat and....oh
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# Hello JollyJawaitaminute...
:D
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:43, Reply)
# As *I* always say - don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'.
There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:08, Reply)
# NEVER done it before
Well not knowingly. I should have just denied everything just like Kim!
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#
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# *you* eh?
;)
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# Wait, are you really trying to tell us Jimmy Carr has his OWN jokes?
Why doesn't he use any of them instead of all Bob Monkhouse's then? EH? EXPLAIN THAT WITH YOUR SO-CALLED "SCIENCE" MR HAPPYTOAST! If that's even your REAL name!
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:57, Reply)
# are you telling me he's going round killing all those people for no reason?
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# "Shits and giggles" isn't a reason anymore?
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#
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# I wish
this happened or maybe even given a quick gaz rather than fueling the fire
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# You probably steal pics online and photoshop over them, but have no actual rights on the images themselves, but you'll tag it anyway to claim it as your own.
(why does everyone suddenly look so guilty?) o___o
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# They asked for hacker consultants & sons.
Best hackers for the job.
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#
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# HAHAHAHA
Gift injector is the way to go. WTF Rejected?! :(
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:04, Reply)
# Santa comes but once a year!
;)
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# It's like being fucking married :(
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# But when he does, at least he fills your stockings.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 13:50, Reply)
# They did use once, during the christmas of 2009
But the autopilot kept mistaking children for chimneys

:D
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# filled right up with Christmas cheer
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:12, Reply)
# That's how the lawyers tried to spin it
But there was no escaping the fact 12 boys and girls had exploded from generous internal gifting
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# it's put them right off turkey, that's for sure
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:20, Reply)
# hahaha
I like this, great drawing
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:33, Reply)
# "Did you know?" number 422:
Mrs Clause has a rocking horse stuck up her bumhole owing to a the X7-04.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:33, Reply)
# she says that was the X7-04
But I heard she was filming a gangbang with the elves and she got carried away
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:38, Reply)
# That's the power of The Gel.
(, Thu 18 Dec, 20:09, Reply)
# Smashing
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# oh my!! :D :D
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# Dr Robotnik is running low on ideas
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# Oink!
(, Thu 18 Dec, 11:59, Reply)
# Haha
cheeky bastard
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:02, Reply)
# Hehe
(, Thu 18 Dec, 12:05, Reply)

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