suggested by John Holmes on The 99p Challenge some years ago...
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb, 1:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Cute Things Ugly"){kind=small}
can't stop looking at her leg-fat creaseit's like she's wearing really tight flesh-coloured boots that go all the way up to her chubby chuff
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sun 12 Feb, 0:14,
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pffwell, i'm ridiculously tired, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sun 12 Feb, 0:34,
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shit! cut all of the po lines to the stern thruster(
PedroHin Internet Bully, Sun 12 Feb, 0:37,
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PDLI? Be aware that's my wife you're talking about...the one with the whiskers.
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Speaking of which, BBC News says Whitney Houston has died.(
Bourbon Fox 's humour got stale on, Sun 12 Feb, 1:22,
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BlimeyMust go away and dream up an appropriate photoshop tribute
Am going to bed
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I'm sure /board will be rife with such tributes tomorrow... well, later on today now.Taraa!
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Bourbon Fox 's humour got stale on, Sun 12 Feb, 1:34,
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:) never watched part 2...the first one though contains some of the scariest scenes I have ever seen.
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Mex3, Sun 12 Feb, 0:21,
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Both Two and Zero are well worth checking outand I found that reading Wikipedia for plot explanation helped no end as the story in Zero jumps around all over the place and involves a 'good' twin ...
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does she want to borrow my eyepatch?(
Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 23:32,
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*tries to stop singing "I'm Popeye the sailor"*Dear god, what was in that Newky Brown I've just downed??
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it feeds on spare change and bus tickets(
Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 11 Feb, 22:20,
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poor fella hasn't had much work since his brief appearance on creepshow(
Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 22:21,
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TOP TIP:don't microwave a chocolate muffin at 10.30 at night and eat it. you will feel sick and may not be able to get to sleep.
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 22:35,
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it was a bit staleand heating them makes them soft and nyommy
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 22:45,
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haha this is a great way of reviving stale breadmake a nice sarnie preferably with cheese in it somewhere, zap it for a bit and hey presto, it is now miraculously pliable once more
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Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 11 Feb, 23:06,
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reminds me of my bedsit proto-pizzastomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread, bung it in the microwave. hardly delicious, but good enough when it's the night before payday and you've no real food in.
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 23:09,
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That would freak me out if it emerged on the end of my finger whilst hunting for some change(
Jahled 1.1%er, Sat 11 Feb, 22:26,
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Fishing hooks have always been good for pickpocketsYou don't know anything has happened until you hear sudden screams of pain behind you
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Jahled 1.1%er, Sat 11 Feb, 22:53,
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All of the cute will be absorbed by it being a monkey(
PedroHin Internet Bully, Sat 11 Feb, 22:47,
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Also the editor, publisher, machine operators, and delivery crew... o___o(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb, 22:25,
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Sexy tiem!
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Wobbly Bloke has a beautiful body, can I hold it against you on, Sat 11 Feb, 21:30,
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I'm aware there is writing but I just can't read it
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Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 23:06,
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she's got a habit of waggling her naked bazoomsisn't that enough?
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:32,
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I think someone must have pushed her and the sheers physics of motion has kept her like this for ages.(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 21:36,
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She's powering Japan right now..................(since the big meltdown)...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb, 21:40,
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the red part: fucked nowthe magenta part: fucked later
the green part: not optimistic
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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 11 Feb, 22:16,
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Way to put your country at ease;Wear protective head gear while reading the news and talk about the devastation.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb, 22:30,
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Feel the radiation.....................It's so nice.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb, 23:02,
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anyone fancying 2 pints of milk right about now?(
discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 11 Feb, 21:43,
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*considers making GIF of fox character... probably shouldn't, won't, can't, etc.*(
Bourbon Fox 's humour got stale on, Sat 11 Feb, 23:27,
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make his eyes bulge just that little bit more and then...I FUCKING LOVE QUANTUM MECHANICS
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Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 11 Feb, 21:01,
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he also voiced 2 characters on labyrinthand the choreography for labyrinth was done by charles augins, who played queeg and also choreographed the tongue tied sequence
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:02,
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WowI never knew Schrödinger had so many talents
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Drunken Miss BanjHo but not on a cliff, Sat 11 Feb, 21:03,
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queeg was funny as fuckbut nothing beats quarantine
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:11,
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there were people on here and on facebookwho were bragging excitedly about having tickets for the filming of the new series.
My reaction was the same as to the people who were bragging about getting Stone Roses tickets: don't you remember how fucking SHITE they were, last time they were hauling their carcasses in front of an audience?
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 21:19,
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exactlyin a way, it was good for queen that freddy mercury died when he did, stopped them getting godawfully shit
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:23,
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I thought it was brilliant, up until one of the main writers left and they introduced that Chloe person, then it sucked.(, Sat 11 Feb, 21:24, Reply)
AgreedSeries 1-6 = Gold; 7+ = shite. That was when Doug Naylor became the only writer. But did anyone else see Rob Grant's solo effort, that 999 thing with Phil Jupitus? That made Red Dwarf VII look like a masterpiece.
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Drunken Miss BanjHo but not on a cliff, Sat 11 Feb, 21:29,
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chloe annetteit was shit, but epideme wasn't too bad
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:29,
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love the bit with the hairy sweet(
Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 21:42,
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This is pretty much the case.There were a couple of funny moments in the last two series, and that's all.
I have not quite managed to wipe Back To Earth from my memory yet.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 21:31,
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I think Maru is dead :((
Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 20:53,
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Not in this leg of the Trousers of Time(
Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 11 Feb, 20:56,
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Damn it Schrödinger you're not suppose to observe the experimentMr Fluffikins and the others might still be alive if you hadn't checked! ;)
Hehe :D
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:55,
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But on the other hand... the ones that are alive, could now be considered dead..(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 21:14,
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True but Schrödinger did invent the first Zombie Cat Machine(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 21:16,
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I heard Volvo infringed the patent on that..(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 21:20,
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love the bit on the big bang theorywhere penny says they didn't need to open the box to know it was full of all kinds of dead cat
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 20:55,
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Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom...(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 21:12,
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Pfft, not Mr fluffkins!(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 21:10,
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Woah, first FP!See you again in 2018 at the current rate!
I'm glad I didn't go with my original idea which was a long drawn out pile of crap with Schrödinger working for Hitler. You can guess how bad it would have been.
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Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 11 Feb, 22:17,
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is this toap about kickball (
Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 20:44,
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you'd think i'd have an opinion on thisbut no
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 20:45,
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my opinion is that he should have used a different font(
Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 20:47,
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he has some lovely lady humps His humps his humps his humps
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Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 20:49,
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He is again viewing all time her assen.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes
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Drunken Miss BanjHo but not on a cliff, Sat 11 Feb, 20:35,
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not "probably", it's a fact, but I cut the image so that it fits in a width of 400 pixel(, Sat 11 Feb, 20:40, Reply)
And here was me worried about the seams(
Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Sat 11 Feb, 21:22,
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THE POPEYou know, I'm actually kind of glad to see that you haven't moved on. The Catholic Church was starting to regain some of its global power, and thank God you're here to bring them down a peg or two. I wouldn't want to be a high-ranking clergyman right now, I tell you!
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 20:38,
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It's your job?Blimey. Your planet must be even more interesting than I thought.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 20:43,
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taking the dirty POPE dollar?you fucking hypocrite
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drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 11 Feb, 20:50,
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alsoyou have to give him credit for not flouncing
all time well done, imchoked
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^ ThisWe're starting to get a record for bullying foreigners away from the site
Mediocre 4eva in are hartz :'(
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i've not seen bullying, just pisstakingsurely people on here are adults and should be able to take it and have a laugh. imchoked's seamy crude images just totally crack me up though.
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In future, thoughsomething with an actual joke in it would be nice. Rather than just THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE.
We get that you're not a fan of the Catholic Church. I think it's fair to say that very few of us - if any - give a flying fuck about what you think about the Catholic Church. Why not branch out, and try to do something funny? This is, after all, a comedy website. Or it used to be, at any rate.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 23:51,
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:-)(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 21:15,
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"Off I must bugger!"
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:57,
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fly, fly, that there Dagobah guyrode his pouffe to the buffet for some ulster fry
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 20:01,
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WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......Off to buy some mister sheen I am, to the shops I must go....
theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/obivacsound.swf
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:02,
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Looks like Yoda is a getting annoyed as he's trying to watch the football.(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:16,
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The goal you made me miss....(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:18,
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Off to t'pub I am!Yorkshire Yoda
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:20,
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Yorkshire Yoda! enjoy your pint of gravy with one of them there post cocktail pies on a stick ;-)(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:22,
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Askew the wheel has come from't trundle arm, Hmmmm... Trouble at t'mill there is!(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:26,
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Send Obiwan to giv em a reet good kicking an all we must...(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:32,
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Always two cleaners there are(
thecrapgatsby flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, Sat 11 Feb, 20:03,
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Lovely work on the top of that chair/plinth/ roomba/whateverhtefuckitisLove your anims, Maiden :)
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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 11 Feb, 20:03,
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The motion blur?or the animation?
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:11,
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The Motion Blur is just Photoshop's Motion Blur filter from the Blur filtersI gave more motion blur to the frames as Yoda moves closer and past the 'camera'
As far as the animation: On take off just 2 frames the start potion and the end position and then used Photoshops tween function on the Animation Bar to add the inbe'tween' frames.
The flying toward us was done by duplicating the Yoda layer and with Free Transform moving the anchor point off into the perspective behind Yoda that would describe the path he was flying (Imagine a straight line from the anchor point, through Yoda and off to where you want him to fly)
Then while the Free Transform was still active scaled Yoda to 110% - Because the anchor point was behind him in the distance this has the effect of pushing him forward.
Then I duplicated this layer and this time applied Ctrl+Shift+T (Cmd+Shift+T) to apply the same transform again, and keep duplicating this layer and Ctrl+Shift+T each time will give the impression Yoda is coming towards us.
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:41,
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I must get more up to date with my software, I didn't even know what Photoshop HAD an animation bar :(Top work though missus!
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If you are on the earlier version of Photoshop with ImageReady then it's the animation bar in ImageReadyImageReady got merged with Photoshop
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 20:50,
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he's off to his next client
(also I'm listening to tardtastic's Balls, reet noo)
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MMMMMMMmmmmm good relations with the Wookies he has....(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:12,
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That's still talked about in the outer rim...(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:17,
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Lube matters not..... use force you must, just use mooooore force....(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:21,
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Prepare for ramming speed.....(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:27,
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Yay! :D Schrödinger's other cat.(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:59,
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Arrgghhh cannot compute thisSeeks bottle to find sense ;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin, Sat 11 Feb, 23:56,
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For the filthy thread deleter.
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riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Sat 11 Feb, 19:09,
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pfffmmmm, lemsip and bath time!
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 19:11,
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I'd just use a bath bomb!(
riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Sat 11 Feb, 19:12,
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that was lush!first bubble bath i've had in ages! used loads of my sister's lovely hot butter fudge bubble bath. the bathroom now smells of toffee with slight overtones of amber leaf
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Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 11 Feb, 19:58,
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Yoda, you would want not?(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:14,
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Have you ever seen him paying for his share of the takeaway?(
riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Sat 11 Feb, 19:14,
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Take or Take not, there is no Takeaway!(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:15,
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Aww did I missed a fail thread?(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:15,
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posting of a 4chan toap.(
riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Sat 11 Feb, 19:15,
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Why are we getting 4chan reposters on b3ta lately the last one kicked off the whole 'Dave' business.(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:17,
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I'm fairly sure it was neither of those things.(
The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:18,
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Did anybody get a screen grab?or was it just a very boring thread?
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:19,
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It was a colour versionof this, accompanied by a comment about how the OP was rubbish at photoshop and therefore cheated.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:21,
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Wow someone actually created the very first face swap with 2 people who look pretty similar making the face swop redundant(
maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 11 Feb, 19:24,
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I don't have a problem with faceswaps per se,
it's just that most of them aren't funny. And I'm always bemused by the replies they get on here, saying "wow! that's really well done!" and all that. Because they're piss-easy to do.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:36,
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This took about 5 hours..
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:40,
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Ah, colour-changing. I feel your pain, this took me a while.
cfb
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:41,
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See, you love them really!
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:46,
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Is Elton having a laugh ;-)(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:53,
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Perfect in every way ;-)(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:00,
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I would have belived you if you had said double that....I bet it was one of those that finished up 50 odd layers as well..
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:14,
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I remember not allowing myself sleep until it was finished, my only sustenance being a bug that had died near mine keyboard(, Sat 11 Feb, 20:16, Reply)
We appreciate your sacrifice, we like good things...(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 20:20,
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This is the single best faceswap B3ta has ever hosted.(
Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Sat 11 Feb, 19:41,
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Why, thank you.I'm pleased with how it came out, cloning Bruce's eyebrow wrinkles with 50% opacity worked well on her back.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:46,
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Jedi's loved their cleaning...
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:15,
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But is it called pie or is it called cheese?Use the force you must while you vacuum please....
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The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:22,
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it's a wedge, it says so in the game's instructions(
HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Sat 11 Feb, 19:26,
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Red two, come in red two...(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:31,
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It is, I fucking love shooting at him ;-)(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:42,
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I think Yoda's sitting on a giant Roomba.(
2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Sat 11 Feb, 19:33,
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It made me do a search on google!(
The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Sat 11 Feb, 19:55,
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Boo! Thread deletion.Nearly as bad as not posting a picture right??
I AM SO DEAD.
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Mstandot Twitter: @mattystan1972, Sat 11 Feb, 19:07,
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After all the trouble I went to to make his image b3ta-worthy, as well.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:09,
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Seriously, thoughfacejuggler.com/ removes the need for anyone to actually bother putting one person's face onto another person's head ever again. Hallelujah! It's what we've all been waiting for! Instead of lavishing praise on some hack who spent ten seconds doing a shitty faceswap, we can flame them for ONLY spending 5 seconds uploading the picture to facejuggler.com/! Everyone's a winner.
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The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:15,
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I see a new market for birthday faceswaps to be honestExcellent!
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Dixon Bawls, Sat 11 Feb, 19:27,
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Happy birthday the Olsen Twins!(
The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 11 Feb, 19:30,
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I even dedicated my FB tattyshop one I did this morning.(
riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Sat 11 Feb, 19:09,
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My second to nun picture is a bit shit so have a bear.
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An Egg said something clever, Sat 11 Feb, 19:23,
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This reminds me of a kid I went to school with(
An Egg said something clever, Sat 11 Feb, 19:27,
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The Belgian Health & Safety Executive's remake of The Matrix was rubbish(, Sat 11 Feb, 20:05, Reply)
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