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# burp !

(, Wed 16 May, 15:49, Reply)
# Box nob?
CGC?
(, Wed 16 May, 15:53, Reply)
# ZOID?

(, Wed 16 May, 16:02, Reply)
# Fantastic work!
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 15:57, Reply)
#

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# ming close? I don't get it

(, Wed 16 May, 16:18, Reply)
# Cumming the Cummerciless

(, Wed 16 May, 16:21, Reply)
# Someone has drawn a willy on the wall there

(, Wed 16 May, 16:20, Reply)
# it was me ;)

(, Wed 16 May, 16:24, Reply)
# It tops banky any day

(, Wed 16 May, 16:25, Reply)
#

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# Flap ghost

(, Wed 16 May, 14:24, Reply)
# I almost called him 'Flounce Monster', because he's having a tantrum.

(, Wed 16 May, 14:35, Reply)
# This is the new hotness

(, Wed 16 May, 14:24, Reply)
# no wai

(, Wed 16 May, 14:36, Reply)
# WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

(, Wed 16 May, 14:24, Reply)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo! <o>

(, Wed 16 May, 14:36, Reply)
# that'll be 50p a word.

(, Wed 16 May, 15:06, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 14:28, Reply)
# Hey now!

(, Wed 16 May, 14:31, Reply)
# Crikey

(, Wed 16 May, 14:59, Reply)
# COR!

(, Wed 16 May, 15:22, Reply)
# if he's not careful with that
it could lead to a phantom pregnancy
(, Wed 16 May, 16:08, Reply)
# Groan
:)
(, Wed 16 May, 16:13, Reply)
# hehehe

(, Wed 16 May, 16:16, Reply)
# Hi

(, Wed 16 May, 14:56, Reply)
# he looks like he plaed too many mens puc

(, Wed 16 May, 15:08, Reply)
# YO

(, Wed 16 May, 16:15, Reply)
# Is he on keyboards in an 80s pop group?

(, Wed 16 May, 15:06, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 15:07, Reply)
# Ha!

(, Wed 16 May, 15:21, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 16:07, Reply)
# hahaha

(, Wed 16 May, 15:22, Reply)
# *glee*

(, Wed 16 May, 16:07, Reply)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!

(, Wed 16 May, 15:33, Reply)
# *Further glee*

(, Wed 16 May, 16:07, Reply)
# ^This

(, Wed 16 May, 16:14, Reply)
# hahaha

(, Wed 16 May, 16:17, Reply)
# Calm down ghostie

(, Wed 16 May, 15:22, Reply)
# I saw this and thought is should win the compo?

(, Wed 16 May, 15:32, Reply)
# nun hitler nun cat nun nun

what is this
hehe
(, Wed 16 May, 15:51, Reply)
# A timely reminder
Of the static electricity generated during a day of typing wearing synthetic fibres
(, Wed 16 May, 15:55, Reply)
# Hahaha! Lovely.
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 15:58, Reply)
# :D
is it halloween
(, Wed 16 May, 16:22, Reply)
# don't tell ren its our little secret

(, Wed 16 May, 11:21, Reply)
# He-Man has nice legs

(, Wed 16 May, 11:42, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 14:22, Reply)
# Ahh the Daily Mail... the only thing that makes me tut if I see people read it in public.


Someone could be reading Mein Kampf and I'd turn a blind eye.
(, Wed 16 May, 14:39, Reply)
# "why thank you for noticing, young man"

(, Wed 16 May, 15:43, Reply)
# fucking ace

(, Wed 16 May, 15:48, Reply)
# does he have any rubber walrus protectors?

(, Wed 16 May, 11:45, Reply)
# Hahaha. Similarly...
cheeeeese
(, Wed 16 May, 12:08, Reply)
# i like cereal

(, Wed 16 May, 12:09, Reply)
# I liek choooocolate milk!
Now we're brother ladies!!!

EDIT: Cheese has to be one of my all time favourite cartoon characters.
(, Wed 16 May, 12:29, Reply)
# mine, too
despite the fact that i've got a mate who now calls me cheese. i may be a bit odd, but i'm not THAT bad!
(, Wed 16 May, 12:33, Reply)
# Well you do spontaneously shout BUNNIES!!! a lot.

(, Wed 16 May, 12:35, Reply)
# true
but i don't eat soap
EDIT: time to go, i think
(, Wed 16 May, 12:37, Reply)
#

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# there's been quite a bit of that recently

(, Wed 16 May, 14:22, Reply)
# Teh b3ta iz boring...i mean broken.

(, Wed 16 May, 14:24, Reply)
# B3ta is constipated

(, Wed 16 May, 14:25, Reply)
# haha
I hope everyone's saving it up for a single massive poo post at Christmas
(, Wed 16 May, 14:39, Reply)
# I know right?
Now I've finished uni for the Summer, /board grinds to a halt.
(, Wed 16 May, 14:41, Reply)
# so draw us a dirty picture

(, Wed 16 May, 15:23, Reply)
# I'm actually working on something now... but it's not dirty
because I'll get bollocked again. XD
(, Wed 16 May, 15:27, Reply)
# ^ What she said

(, Wed 16 May, 15:34, Reply)
# too much site traffic?

(, Wed 16 May, 16:01, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 11:20, Reply)
# HAVE AT YOU THE FOOTBALLS!

(, Wed 16 May, 11:25, Reply)
# *cheers*

(, Wed 16 May, 11:28, Reply)
# Needs more C

(i actually did this)
(, Wed 16 May, 11:43, Reply)
# Hahahahaha

(, Wed 16 May, 11:43, Reply)
# :)
Bravo!
(, Wed 16 May, 11:44, Reply)
# Ha ha ha!
The Footballs!
(, Wed 16 May, 12:49, Reply)
# Becks needs to rethink that tache.

(, Wed 16 May, 11:28, Reply)
# Bend It For Vendetta?

(, Wed 16 May, 11:30, Reply)
# It's a bit V for Vendetta
Maybe he is joining occupy?
(, Wed 16 May, 11:30, Reply)
# his wife drew it on with mascara
and he doesn't dare wash it off
(, Wed 16 May, 11:33, Reply)
#
dare know how to
(, Wed 16 May, 11:34, Reply)
# Is that Gary Glitter's shoulder far left, just out of shot?

(, Wed 16 May, 11:34, Reply)
# Haha
I'm sure somebody must have the skill to show the rest of the photo....
(, Wed 16 May, 11:37, Reply)
# Or just reverse the finger on the t-shirt and change the text to "I'm with paedo"
I'd do it but I'm not near a photoshop
(, Wed 16 May, 11:40, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 11:42, Reply)
# this is a diversion
from the fact that just out of shot on the left, Wolverine is giving a round of ironic applause
(, Wed 16 May, 11:50, Reply)
# Worst De Niro film EVER

(, Wed 16 May, 11:52, Reply)
# :D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:59, Reply)
# you sir are a genius
*worships*
(, Wed 16 May, 12:04, Reply)
# Hahaha!
Night made! :D
(, Wed 16 May, 12:08, Reply)
# and now THE WORLD'S BEST PLAYING CARD?

(, Wed 16 May, 12:19, Reply)
# I want to be in your gang.

(, Wed 16 May, 12:52, Reply)
#
hahahaha
(, Wed 16 May, 12:55, Reply)
# hahaha
top work
(, Wed 16 May, 13:00, Reply)
# Ning!
Happy Whensday everybody!
Watch out for those Automatic Peelers.

Half way to the weekend: Keep it up, happy workers! The fields of toil do not shower victory on themselves. For the Motherland!
(, Wed 16 May, 10:56, Reply)
# uh oh, there's another new cop on the block...

this could be.... trouble
(, Wed 16 May, 11:00, Reply)
# Hahaha! Nice.
Did you sort anything out with Alex? I've not heard from him...

(, Wed 16 May, 11:03, Reply)
# possibly, waiting for him to get footage I think

(, Wed 16 May, 11:05, Reply)
# Ah, okay.
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:08, Reply)
# that's nicely

(, Wed 16 May, 11:05, Reply)
# Hah!
Ace.


Big

(, Wed 16 May, 11:06, Reply)
# we need more cats versus dogs
*runs off to image challenge suggestion form with your picture*

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1616635
VOTE!
(, Wed 16 May, 11:08, Reply)
# Gets my vote.

(, Wed 16 May, 11:13, Reply)
# Done

(, Wed 16 May, 12:27, Reply)
#
:D
(, Wed 16 May, 11:20, Reply)
#


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#

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# What film is this from again?

(, Wed 16 May, 12:28, Reply)
# robocop

(, Wed 16 May, 13:45, Reply)
# Ta ;)

(, Wed 16 May, 14:04, Reply)
# MORE JERKING! MORE JERKING!

(, Wed 16 May, 14:25, Reply)
# :D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:12, Reply)
# Yay for olden days policing



(, Wed 16 May, 11:17, Reply)
# Both beauties!
That strikeflash makes me wince...

(, Wed 16 May, 11:19, Reply)
# Haha! Bloody hell!
:) :) :)
(, Wed 16 May, 12:09, Reply)
# XD HA HA XD

(, Wed 16 May, 14:28, Reply)
# aw
reminds me of the wee robot from Machinarium
(, Wed 16 May, 11:32, Reply)
#

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# haha!
simple but damned effective :D
(, Wed 16 May, 9:49, Reply)
# This^^^
..
(, Wed 16 May, 10:19, Reply)
# yay!

(, Wed 16 May, 9:50, Reply)
# Is that
The wikileaks dude who's disappeared up his own asshole?
(, Wed 16 May, 10:22, Reply)
# It's Wolfgang Schäuble
no idea about his asshole though
(, Wed 16 May, 10:27, Reply)
# The Lord moves in radical ways...

(, Wed 16 May, 9:51, Reply)
# This is very good, but part of the art is learnnig to tidy up after yourself.

(, Wed 16 May, 9:52, Reply)
# completely random, but did you know there is a quote from you on Stewart Lee's website slating him?

(, Wed 16 May, 10:50, Reply)
# Yes I did, the thieving, unoriginal prick.
"Oh look I'm so controversial!"

God he really is so far up his own arse - the epitome of someone who laughs at their own jokes.
(, Wed 16 May, 11:35, Reply)
# I heard that he got knocked down in the street by a car once, and that got a bigger laugh than all of his live shows combined.

(, Wed 16 May, 11:41, Reply)
# Brilliant
It's as if the skateboard was meant to be there all along
(, Wed 16 May, 9:52, Reply)
# Haha, awesome!
Have one of my very first 'shops in reply:

(, Wed 16 May, 9:56, Reply)
# Haha!
Just got this private message from the David Icke website:

"Dear jahled

Have you been sent a PM inviting you to join another forum or website?

If so please be aware that a small handful of other forums/websites out there have been set-up by individuals with a personal axe to grind, who are out to harm and disrupt this forum by recruiting members on here in order to promote an anti David Icke Forum/David Icke agenda.

If you receive any correspondence from another member inviting you to a place you feel is at odds with this forum please feel free to report it to one of the moderators or admin team on this forum. You can do so by clicking on the red triangle with exclamation mark in the middle (located at the bottom left of the PM) or by simply forwarding the PM to one of the team.

Over the years we've had numerous anti David Icke Forum/David Icke websites spring up and unfortunately a tiny minority of our members get fooled into joining them. Many lies are usually spread about this place and about David in order for the recruitment drive to be successful and as a consequence people get banned in the process.

The reason people were/are banned here is for linking to sites that are predominantly set up to promote an anti David Icke Forum/David Icke agenda and bad mouth site staff or David; And [arrogantly] using this sites resources to promote it!

This is something we simply do not tolerate. Any owners or members of other forums/websites caught doing so will find their accounts banned without warning.

If you would like to discuss this off the forum via email feel free to email me at webmaster@davidicke.com (mailto:webmaster@davidicke.com).

*Please note: This PM has been sent to all members. *"


I shall be wiry of red triangles with exclamation marks in the middle today
(, Wed 16 May, 10:01, Reply)
# *sets up an anti David Icke forum*
that's a marvellous example of closed mindedness.
They genuinely fear their readers hearing that David might not be right about everything
(, Wed 16 May, 10:04, Reply)
# In a nutshell
Who's the other guy who cannot be criticised in anyway..
(, Wed 16 May, 10:05, Reply)
# Chris Moyles?

(, Wed 16 May, 10:06, Reply)
# THE POPE!
:P
(, Wed 16 May, 10:27, Reply)
# Try telling that to imchocked!

(, Wed 16 May, 11:21, Reply)
#
Prince?
(, Wed 16 May, 10:28, Reply)
# Richard Fairbrass?
Richard Hammond?
Richard O' Brien?
Richard Wilson?
Richard Surcliff?
(, Wed 16 May, 10:45, Reply)
# Rebekah Brooks?

(, Wed 16 May, 10:49, Reply)
# Prodigy 69?

(, Wed 16 May, 15:52, Reply)
# My mate Gzzr'rkz told me that david icke doesn't eat human babies.
I mean, can you imagine that, not eating human babies.

What a sick bastard.
(, Wed 16 May, 15:11, Reply)
# who cares?

(, Wed 16 May, 10:19, Reply)
# David Icke does
He wants happy sheeple only
(, Wed 16 May, 10:30, Reply)
# I think 'some' and I do mean some of what David Icke says is spot on.

the other 90% is barking mad nonsense
(, Wed 16 May, 10:38, Reply)
# I especially liked "in frame 6 they were all square again" during Higgins vs Davis

(, Wed 16 May, 10:55, Reply)
# Of course David Icke wouldn't want his hard work and thorough research to be undone
by a silly thing like the truth.
(, Wed 16 May, 10:29, Reply)
# hahaha! great!

(, Wed 16 May, 10:06, Reply)
# Seams ok

(, Wed 16 May, 10:32, Reply)
# What blue-matching algorithm

(, Wed 16 May, 10:46, Reply)
# Is this the mysterious way in which we are told the Lord moves?

(, Wed 16 May, 10:53, Reply)
# Angel summoner on a skateboard

(, Wed 16 May, 10:56, Reply)
# That's good that is.
Jokes are more important than technique.
(, Wed 16 May, 10:57, Reply)
# that's what your mum says
wait, that can't be right
(, Wed 16 May, 11:09, Reply)
# haha!! pointy :D

(, Wed 16 May, 10:59, Reply)
# Hehe, that's ace Mags

(, Wed 16 May, 11:10, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 11:21, Reply)
# hahahaha

(, Wed 16 May, 11:28, Reply)
# hahaha
quality!
(, Wed 16 May, 15:48, Reply)
# Yes.
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:14, Reply)
# Today's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Soaraway Sun ...

(, Wed 16 May, 9:12, Reply)
# I genuinely have trouble reading that
I think its something to do with your mimicking the sun's usual shock horror headline with "HOLS!" and "WIN!" :D
(, Wed 16 May, 9:22, Reply)
# i can't believe the charges against her
it's not like they've been trawling over tonnes of evidence that she wasn't able to delete/burn.

just who does this police force think it is?
(, Wed 16 May, 9:27, Reply)
# I do like how confusing it can be if you don't think (like a sun reader might)
how do you prove someone is guilty of destroying evidence when that evidence has been destroyed?

obviously its the absence of known evidence that is the issue etc
(, Wed 16 May, 9:32, Reply)
# "Prove you have no weapons of mass destruction"

(, Wed 16 May, 9:46, Reply)
# "Look - this is my box marked WMD. As you can see - it's empty. Now you can all go home."

(, Wed 16 May, 10:50, Reply)
# your ink is toxic
and your cardboard suspect!
(, Wed 16 May, 11:11, Reply)
#
Made me titter. That was a classic headline first time round
(, Wed 16 May, 9:31, Reply)
# what's the original?

(, Wed 16 May, 9:32, Reply)
# this
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_div_1/2875957.stm
(, Wed 16 May, 9:37, Reply)
# Thor and Boab -
providing facts for the factless.
(, Wed 16 May, 9:38, Reply)
# and now it's genius
:)
(, Wed 16 May, 9:42, Reply)
# Hahaha
i hate pun-laden red-top headlines, but that's superb.
On a related note - you seen the mirror headline today? Oh dear!
www.politicshome.com/timthumb.php?w=578&src=/images/1.1.Front_Pages/Mirror_160512.jpg
(, Wed 16 May, 9:44, Reply)
# Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

(, Wed 16 May, 9:37, Reply)
# see, Beau really should provide de-ris links to emphasise his genius more :D
that and I should get my brain rinsed out as I didn't even read it as supercalifrag etc
(, Wed 16 May, 9:42, Reply)
# Neither did I
I'm loving it now though :D
(, Wed 16 May, 9:57, Reply)
# he's the gift that keeps on giving

(, Wed 16 May, 9:59, Reply)
# Yes
a call back!
(, Wed 16 May, 9:36, Reply)
# as a sun reader I am enraged at your lack of boobs

(, Wed 16 May, 9:44, Reply)
# couldn't squeeze them in
sorry!
(, Wed 16 May, 9:52, Reply)
# Hahahaha
Beautiful!

*wonders vaguely just what the Sun did run with today*
(, Wed 16 May, 9:55, Reply)
#
www.politicshome.com/timthumb.php?w=578&src=/images/1.1.Front_Pages/sun_160512.jpg
(, Wed 16 May, 9:58, Reply)
# Beauty bunged up for bunk up in back of Dubai cab

(, Wed 16 May, 10:12, Reply)
# I can't quite think of the musical classic that one's a pun of!

(, Wed 16 May, 10:20, Reply)
# I think it's something from Oklahoma...

(, Wed 16 May, 10:23, Reply)
# Superb!

(, Wed 16 May, 10:13, Reply)
# if she says it loud enough
the charges might get dropped..
(, Wed 16 May, 11:00, Reply)
# Brilliant.
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:10, Reply)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Wonderful
(, Wed 16 May, 12:56, Reply)
# I did this for my mate
but he doesn't like it :( Maybe it's the colour scheme

(, Wed 16 May, 8:47, Reply)
# could be the font

(, Wed 16 May, 8:48, Reply)
# Those glasses are rather too brown.

(, Wed 16 May, 9:01, Reply)
# Response so far has been a little strange

(, Wed 16 May, 9:03, Reply)
# maybe he'd have liked it if you'd airbrushed out the spot?
but I would change the logo, too hard to read. Just write whatever the word is along a nice big shaft
(, Wed 16 May, 8:52, Reply)
# Gah, how long have I been on b3ta?
I totally didn't notice the cock shape of the letters. Must be getting outside too much.
(, Wed 16 May, 8:57, Reply)
# to be fair it wasn't magenta, I think you can be excused

(, Wed 16 May, 8:59, Reply)
# Pfew

I was already putting on my naughty step clogs
(, Wed 16 May, 9:01, Reply)
# like this
you were right he loves it now

(, Wed 16 May, 9:04, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 9:08, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 8:06, Reply)
# she turned me into a newt!

(, Wed 16 May, 8:07, Reply)
# that was the first video clip I looked at to try and find a decent witch hunting mob
Was tempted to put her on the duck weighing scales :D
(, Wed 16 May, 8:09, Reply)
# haha!

(, Wed 16 May, 8:30, Reply)
# did you get better?

(, Wed 16 May, 15:56, Reply)
# looks like she's getting a thrill from that stick!

(, Wed 16 May, 8:14, Reply)
# Who's the thunderbird on the left?

(, Wed 16 May, 8:17, Reply)
# her husband and fellow justice perverter

(, Wed 16 May, 8:18, Reply)
# I think Charlie should probably have chosen his words more carefully when he said it was a "witch hunt"
Because surely at that point everyone else would have just nodded and pointed at his wife
(, Wed 16 May, 8:19, Reply)
# it's almost like..
he wanted them to chase her with fire and sticks....
(, Wed 16 May, 8:20, Reply)
# she's a duck...burn her!

(, Wed 16 May, 9:11, Reply)
# I love that scene
did you put that nose on her?
NO! NO! NO no no no.......... yes
(, Wed 16 May, 9:23, Reply)
# "Churches! Gravy! Very small rocks!"

(, Wed 16 May, 9:51, Reply)
# Lovely
stuff
(, Wed 16 May, 9:11, Reply)
# charlie looks like half his face has fallen off.
for a witch she's got nice legs, and you know what they say, you don't look at the mantle piece while shoving a flaming pitchfork up a witches clunge.
(, Wed 16 May, 9:31, Reply)
# The mob rules
And that is unbelievably fantastic, how on earth did you do that?
(, Wed 16 May, 10:04, Reply)
# grabbed an advert for some miracle whip thing from youtube that came up from a search for "witch hunt"
found a scene that I liked
grabbed a load of frames
removed the majority of motion keeping the flames and stick waving
added the Brookses
(, Wed 16 May, 10:19, Reply)
# WARNING: CONTAINS GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS

(, Wed 16 May, 10:48, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 11:18, Reply)
# setting a bonfire of the vanities?
tee hee :D
(, Wed 16 May, 11:02, Reply)
# this has a very creepy feel to it
I bet you could do an awesome horror gif
(, Wed 16 May, 14:39, Reply)
# THAT'S IT - I HAVE DONE A YEAR (366 DAYS) OF POSTING A VAG CREAM EVERY DAY!
I would like to thank everyone who has supported me and taken the time to comment and also he b3ta bullies who has made me laugh, made me flounce and more importantly, made me continue with these.
(I will be going through my ignore list and taking those that were in it, off.)

Before I do that, here is something for everyone today: Stripy, side-boob Janet Jackson and Ginger Lynn Collins.
Followed by faded to grey Margaret Sullavan for the ladies, a man with a huge chopper, Danny Trejo.
(and Tit-Frog)


(, Wed 16 May, 7:10, Reply)
#


Thank you b3ta - FIN

(, Wed 16 May, 7:10, Reply)
# but how will I know it's morning if you don't do these anymore :'(

(, Wed 16 May, 7:17, Reply)
# and here is a link to each one...
It all started on May the 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Jun: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Jul: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Aug: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Sep: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Oct: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Nov: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Dec: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Jan: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Feb: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
Mar: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Apr: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
May: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 THE END

Thank you b3ta

(, Wed 16 May, 7:18, Reply)
# crikey, impressive linking
and further evidence that every b3tard has a higher than average score on the autism spectrum/scale thing :D
(, Wed 16 May, 7:19, Reply)
# zero to however many days are in a year of links in 8 minutes.
I'd hire him!
(, Wed 16 May, 7:21, Reply)
# I had been preparing for this day, so I only had to add the last one.
*Three actually, as I forgot the add the last couple of days to the list.

and yes, I know... /links that way ---
(, Wed 16 May, 7:29, Reply)
# I've seen what ocd can do to people, it's no laughing matter wobblers.
get some help, before it's too late!
(, Wed 16 May, 7:31, Reply)
# To be fair, I only started listed them about two/three months ago
* just after the last bashing by b3ta bullies spurred me on, to complete the year.
(, Wed 16 May, 7:37, Reply)
# bullying on b3ta?!?!
oh man, this place has changed :'(
(, Wed 16 May, 7:41, Reply)
# I call it CDO....
that way the letters are in alphabetical order!
(, Wed 16 May, 10:03, Reply)
# Cheers Toasty

(, Wed 16 May, 7:23, Reply)
# are you saying we all have ass burgers?
:)
(, Wed 16 May, 7:42, Reply)
# I'll have a cheese slice and relish in mine please.

(, Wed 16 May, 7:43, Reply)
# I think all artists do

(, Wed 16 May, 7:54, Reply)
# fecking assmeat

(, Wed 16 May, 8:35, Reply)
# lol

(, Wed 16 May, 16:04, Reply)
# ^

(, Wed 16 May, 8:11, Reply)
# haha ^this^
Did you keep a tab of the links or is that a mammoth session of typing?
(, Wed 16 May, 8:12, Reply)
# either way.
I'm not knocking it, it's just classic signs
(, Wed 16 May, 8:19, Reply)
# I went through my history and copied all the URL's into Excel
I then wrote a formula to add all the front and back bits on and then used these new links.

* Simples!
(, Wed 16 May, 10:35, Reply)
# December 8 is still my fave

(, Wed 16 May, 10:23, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 10:35, Reply)
# Hahahaha, classic ;-)

(, Wed 16 May, 14:35, Reply)
# Danny Trejo looks vile, like a human cherry stone
Margaret O'Sullivan one is nice though
(, Wed 16 May, 9:51, Reply)
# I will miss my daily VAG
Thanks for the memories
(, Wed 16 May, 10:56, Reply)
# *worships* Truly top notch and the STAYING power is unbeatable!
I've enjoyed all of the ones I've seen Wobbly, thank you!
(, Wed 16 May, 12:15, Reply)
# So what's the theme for the next year?

(, Wed 16 May, 7:18, Reply)
# I have seen a few people come and go...
'FLEE' was one of my favourite but I think the one that should take the baton for the next year should be benito vaselini with his daily google search for real photos.

Either that or Michael Ellis as I believe his shopping skills leave little to be desired?

(, Wed 16 May, 7:26, Reply)
# there was a bit more to it than that

(, Wed 16 May, 7:57, Reply)
# And I am sure we are all looking forward to it continuing..

(, Wed 16 May, 8:03, Reply)
# I decided to stop when I realised how much of my life I was wasting.
I would imagine you know how that feels.
(, Wed 16 May, 8:16, Reply)
# I don't feel this has been wasted at all
Just think about the the amount of conversations these have prompted, right into the Gay shift!
They have also sometimes 'kick-started' /board in the morning, today being a prime example of this.
(, Wed 16 May, 10:38, Reply)
# spammers regularly 'prompt conversations'.
If this was your aim I suggest you might be more suited to the /talk board. This board is for images that might make people laugh or at the very least have had some time, effort or thought expended on them.

Vagcreams fulfilled none of these criteria. They were an attention seeking vanity project best described by whoever it was who called them 'board cancer'.
(, Wed 16 May, 11:32, Reply)
# * Wonders off to learn from benito vaselini's artz
Yup, the Cliff Richard TOAP appears to fit all of the above criteria.

Once again, I would like to thank you for leading by example taking to time to advise how things should be done.
(, Wed 16 May, 12:09, Reply)
# whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me - the intention is to make people laugh.
Prompting conversation and marking the end of 'gayshift' are things that happen organically when people post funny pictures.

You are not providing a service here - in fact you doing the board a massive disservice by making it look like the board is obsessed with the birthdays of minor celebs from 30 years ago. Who in their right mind would want to join a community like that?
(, Wed 16 May, 12:50, Reply)
# whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me
Some people like what I do and other don't.
The people who like what I do say nice things and the people who don't will find the 'Ignore' button is very effective.
Everyone on b3ta is entitled to post what they want, say what they what and ignore who they want.
It's been nice, see ya!
(, Wed 16 May, 14:07, Reply)
# I wonder how long it will be until it's just you and your sock puppets here chuntering away to yourself about Jim Dale's birthday

(, Wed 16 May, 14:48, Reply)
# Too right.
Am I intitled to agree with you ;-)
(, Wed 16 May, 14:51, Reply)
# :)

(, Wed 16 May, 15:19, Reply)
# Surely it should be famous people who have died on that date

(, Wed 16 May, 7:30, Reply)
# How about 'Dog's with Elvis-type sneers'???


I reckon it could run and run?
(, Wed 16 May, 7:38, Reply)
# Ugh
Furries have totally ruined this breed of dog for me. I cant see that head without imagining a muscular, leotard-clad body below it, bumming a muscular horse-man with a ballgag in his mouth in a gym changing room.
While a female skunk with a cock and minge rubs herself to oblivion in the background
(, Wed 16 May, 8:13, Reply)
# Were you looking through my window last night?

(, Wed 16 May, 8:19, Reply)
# YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY FRIDAY NIGHTS
I mean uhh... ha ha, funny, that.
(, Wed 16 May, 12:07, Reply)
# Congratulations
That is an epic achievement!
(, Wed 16 May, 7:30, Reply)
# Cheers BBB

(, Wed 16 May, 7:38, Reply)
# does this mean you're stopping?

(, Wed 16 May, 7:56, Reply)
# You will just have to wait and see
Psstttt. the clue is in the bit that says "The End"

(, Wed 16 May, 8:04, Reply)
# A year? It seemed longer than that!

(, Wed 16 May, 8:10, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 8:17, Reply)
# NEVER question someone with such extreme autism
he'll go off and count every single one now and provide you with a cross referencing spreadsheet.

Mind you, I'm don't see how his date list only has single links for each day when we all know he did multiple posts some days ;)
(, Wed 16 May, 8:18, Reply)
# Yeah, thought it was going on for two years myself

(, Wed 16 May, 8:37, Reply)
# Vagcreamus Horribilis ;)

(, Wed 16 May, 8:52, Reply)
# Congratulations
a fine achievement
(, Wed 16 May, 8:12, Reply)
# Thanks, do I get a badge?

(, Wed 16 May, 8:17, Reply)
#

(, Wed 16 May, 8:25, Reply)
# haha, my own autism/aspergers/artistic leanings are making me want to find a better badge for myself
this one isn't good enough, the design is all wrong, it needs to be etc etc etc :D
(, Wed 16 May, 8:54, Reply)
#
I wonder how many other autistic / aspies there are on b3ta?
(, Wed 16 May, 10:42, Reply)
# CONGRATULATION

This is the day I took you off ignore.
(, Wed 16 May, 8:37, Reply)
# Ha ha ha... You know you love it!

(, Wed 16 May, 10:41, Reply)
# Well it was certainly epic and the whole Parsnip Day wasn't a day of trolling you personally
but to inject a bit of old skool humour back into b3ta.

So in someways you inspired people to be less boring by setting the boring threshold ;) (only pulling your leg)

So good work all in all.
(, Wed 16 May, 8:58, Reply)
# Cheers maiden
and sorry I got so pissed off with the 'Parsnip Day'
(, Wed 16 May, 10:40, Reply)
# aaw and hurrah :)

(, Wed 16 May, 9:08, Reply)
# Thanks (I think)

(, Wed 16 May, 10:41, Reply)
# woo!
nice one wobbers!
(, Wed 16 May, 9:30, Reply)
# Thanks Turd

(, Wed 16 May, 10:43, Reply)
# How will I know when it's a new day now? :(
I shall miss letching over all the hawt young actresses
RIP lully vags - Long live tit frog! :D
(, Wed 16 May, 9:35, Reply)
# The tit-frog has been decapitated as well
* Maybe

(, Wed 16 May, 10:45, Reply)
# :(
Atleast you haven't excluded just tits! :D
(, Wed 16 May, 11:27, Reply)
# All's well that ends well

(, Wed 16 May, 9:50, Reply)
# What are you going to do next?
We need our gayshift/dayshift transition notice.
How will we know gayshift is over?
We need answers damnit!
:D


(, Wed 16 May, 11:18, Reply)
# Look down, the gay shift ended with a last post at 23:17 last night!
I am not going anywhere, just moving over for someone else to take the glory (and the abuse).
You never know, I may pop up with the odd 'special' or animated NING
(, Wed 16 May, 11:38, Reply)
# :D

(, Wed 16 May, 12:00, Reply)
# It looks like you've not only managed to mark the end of the gay shift, you've actually killed it out right! ;-)

(, Wed 16 May, 14:35, Reply)
# Bye Tit Frog!
We hardly knew ya. XD
(, Wed 16 May, 14:04, Reply)
# What you don't realise is that by dividing a Tit-Frog it allows the two halves to grow...
* Maybe
(, Wed 16 May, 14:49, Reply)
# I must admit when I use to look at these, the majoririty made me go, Who? who? who?
A few I liked and commented on, but I never found them offensive, and even though I never knew who most of them were, I shall quite miss them ;-)

How about pick a new filter, and apply it to tourists that just walked past the web cam on Trafalgar Square at 6.30 am on each particular morning?

You could call them "TITS WANC" Tourists in Trafalgar square, with a Nelsons collum. :-)
(, Wed 16 May, 14:48, Reply)
# Now there's an idea
Oh and thanks for your nice comments...

* Waits to see what will happen in the morning
(, Wed 16 May, 15:22, Reply)
# :-) Sets alarm clock ;-)

(, Wed 16 May, 15:29, Reply)
# Congratulations wobbly:D
do more Tit Frog:D
(, Wed 16 May, 16:19, Reply)
# I keep doing somersaults.

(, Tue 15 May, 23:17, Reply)
# I have stared at this five minutes
and am still frowning
(, Tue 15 May, 23:37, Reply)
# haaa

(, Tue 15 May, 23:43, Reply)
# Seriously
I don't get it
(, Wed 16 May, 0:05, Reply)
# Extra cleavage?
I dont follow every aspect of the woman, so i dont know if she dresses like this or not, but it the only bit that looks shopped, given how pale her hands are in comparison
(, Wed 16 May, 0:06, Reply)
# Nope
Why am I still here is now crossing my mind
(, Wed 16 May, 0:09, Reply)
# Wow
No new pics from when i went to bed, to when i woke up. That's a b3ta first for me.
Is the gayshift dead then?
(, Wed 16 May, 6:33, Reply)
# 20 minutes of RIS.
Fine I'll break the silence.
(, Tue 15 May, 23:38, Reply)
# Dammit Jahled.

(, Tue 15 May, 23:38, Reply)
# Watch this then
ace tune, with some bike club in Switzerland:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-y8v_kgTc
(, Tue 15 May, 23:44, Reply)
# Pass
Sorry been a biker for almost 40 years and I still don't get patch clubs. I love being a biker, doing what I want when I want with who I want. But patch clubs have someone to tell them what to do, when to do it , who to do it with and god help you if you don't do as you are told.
(, Wed 16 May, 0:27, Reply)
# Rant
Tunes OK tho!
(, Wed 16 May, 0:30, Reply)
# Response:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKO3m_M4dQ
(, Wed 16 May, 5:19, Reply)
# i'm sure she was quite hot when she was younger
it's just the batshitmentalrosskempbeatingbrushitallunderthecarpetididn'tknowanythingaboutiti'mpalswithdave that i can't be doing with.
(, Tue 15 May, 23:42, Reply)
# I google imaged her earlier
and had my doubts she was a she at certain moments
(, Tue 15 May, 23:47, Reply)
# is she about
to delete?
(, Tue 15 May, 23:46, Reply)
# No, down arrow.

(, Wed 16 May, 0:01, Reply)
# *spang*
oof, ok now i get it
(, Wed 16 May, 0:06, Reply)
# thankyewthanyewthankyew
very good!
(, Wed 16 May, 0:17, Reply)
# I can tell by the pixels

(, Wed 16 May, 0:02, Reply)
# COL
ENG
DICT?
I don't get it.
(, Wed 16 May, 0:28, Reply)
# The Pale Man called, he wants his right hand back

(, Wed 16 May, 0:41, Reply)
# If rob goes to prison I would like to volunteer myself to be the new fuhrer.

(, Wed 16 May, 1:07, Reply)
# Haha.
Something about perverting "justice". Does justice come in magenta?
(, Wed 16 May, 1:52, Reply)
# I just realized
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtk5Lor_0E
(, Wed 16 May, 6:47, Reply)
# Whatever you've done
its so good I can't see it :/
(, Wed 16 May, 2:25, Reply)
# Thank you :)
I gave her a LOT of extra cleavage (and a new jacket, for that matter - blending the pin-stripes into the black was hard work).
(, Wed 16 May, 9:13, Reply)
# Glad to see it's not just me that does this

(, Wed 16 May, 10:06, Reply)
# Blimey
Mick Hucknall's looking a bit rough these days.
(, Wed 16 May, 5:16, Reply)
# Needs more tit frog...

(, Wed 16 May, 7:08, Reply)
# I keep doing faces

(, Tue 15 May, 23:09, Reply)
# chubby Peter Sellers

right i'm off

www.b3ta.com/links/Hard_Boiled_1992_Full_Movie
(, Tue 15 May, 23:14, Reply)
# would probably look better as yoda

(, Wed 16 May, 0:04, Reply)
# meant for the camel competition :(

(, Tue 15 May, 22:47, Reply)
# Has the challenge changed?
HAS IT?



(no, not yet)
(, Tue 15 May, 22:50, Reply)
# teeefffss
are messin mit me.. aagghh..
(, Tue 15 May, 22:54, Reply)
# Compo it by posting it again in a new thread.
That's the new way.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:55, Reply)
# Twice to make sure

(, Tue 15 May, 22:57, Reply)
# I understand it's de rigueur around these parts

(, Tue 15 May, 22:57, Reply)
# Using the term de rigeur is the new de rigeur on the BBC news website.....
Never seen it used on there untill this week, but three time so far now...
(, Tue 15 May, 22:59, Reply)
# At least I can spell de rigueur
Pah!
(, Tue 15 May, 23:03, Reply)
# Haha, no I'll leave mine as proof that you misspelt it in the first place ;-)

(, Tue 15 May, 23:06, Reply)
# Eh?


:-)
(, Tue 15 May, 23:09, Reply)
# haha..! :-)

(, Tue 15 May, 23:12, Reply)
# hehe watch it....
the edit nazis are not far behind :D
(, Tue 15 May, 23:14, Reply)
# Cadburys camelmel

(, Tue 15 May, 22:56, Reply)
# Camelbury camelcamel

(, Tue 15 May, 22:59, Reply)
# At least they don't appear to rot your teeth looking at the picture...

(, Tue 15 May, 23:02, Reply)
# This board works a bit funny init...
i couldn't see the reply to thread button on the competition page hence chucking it here...
(, Tue 15 May, 23:19, Reply)
# awwww :D and welcomes :D
this is the right place.. choose *a challenge entry* from the drop down list, just underneath the box you type in when you make a post..
(, Tue 15 May, 23:29, Reply)
# yeah

(, Tue 15 May, 23:32, Reply)
# fuck yeah :)

(, Wed 16 May, 0:21, Reply)
# You post the picture here, but specify compo entry rather than normal at the time you post

(, Tue 15 May, 23:32, Reply)
# This is the right place for it, you can't reply in the compo stream
To compo it, edit your post, and you'll see a little drop-down menu (currently showing "This is a normal post") that lets you add it to any of the open challenges
(, Tue 15 May, 23:32, Reply)
# Just use Edit
and you have an option to pop it in the challenge - and the place was very correct
(, Wed 16 May, 5:30, Reply)
# :)

(, Tue 15 May, 22:16, Reply)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Reverse_Throttle_Fail
(, Tue 15 May, 22:17, Reply)
# Look at him forlornly running after his stupid car!

(, Tue 15 May, 22:17, Reply)
# Run after stupid car;
Little wall no barrier;
CCTV watches.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:21, Reply)
# \o/
Can you do this for every gif?
It's very helpful.
;D
(, Tue 15 May, 22:26, Reply)
# Gets out my washing ;-)

(, Tue 15 May, 22:25, Reply)
# why, have you sold
aaghhh fuckit i'm hallucinating

*goes for a brew*
(, Tue 15 May, 22:35, Reply)
# Our master returns :)

(, Tue 15 May, 22:25, Reply)
# Girl on surf machine;
Qui Gon doesn't like fattys;
The force strikes again.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:29, Reply)
# HaikMu

(, Tue 15 May, 22:30, Reply)
# BEN!

(, Tue 15 May, 22:34, Reply)
# Nice one Jahled

(, Tue 15 May, 22:29, Reply)
#

(, Tue 15 May, 22:29, Reply)
#

(, Tue 15 May, 22:30, Reply)
# Grayscale bicycle;
Where have all the colours gone?;
Your balance needs work.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:32, Reply)
# My little pony stole my colours
and yes, she is a clumsy cow!
(, Tue 15 May, 22:34, Reply)
# Needs more Tit Frog.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:35, Reply)
# That's only 4 syllables

(, Tue 15 May, 22:36, Reply)
# What is it with you and the tit frog?

(, Tue 15 May, 22:37, Reply)
# He makes the boobs jiggle.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:38, Reply)
# Needs more tit frog;
He makes the boobs jiggle;
Haiku Broken.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:41, Reply)
# Bored of that now.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:42, Reply)
# Here's a haiku about you to commemorate you not doing haikus anymore
Rainbow dinosaurs
They are things Mu likes to draw
They do rainbow poos
(, Tue 15 May, 22:45, Reply)
# Totally profiling this.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:51, Reply)
# I'm honoured

(, Tue 15 May, 22:58, Reply)
# Done.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:56, Reply)
# I have to go make more Flan pics.... o/

(, Tue 15 May, 22:44, Reply)
# Bye nuclear.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:44, Reply)
# See ya's.

(, Tue 15 May, 22:45, Reply)
# true...

(, Tue 15 May, 22:42, Reply)
# :D

(, Tue 15 May, 23:11, Reply)
# hahahahahaha
Nicely.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:42, Reply)
# I half-expected her to fly out of the frame on the right

(, Tue 15 May, 23:05, Reply)
# My girlfriend bought me a new nodding dog. I hate the Thing!

(, Tue 15 May, 21:53, Reply)
# I FUCKING LOVE DASCHBOARDS

(, Tue 15 May, 21:54, Reply)
# FRESH SPANGS FOR YOU, BOY

(, Tue 15 May, 21:59, Reply)
# *glee*

(, Tue 15 May, 22:02, Reply)
# yay

(, Tue 15 May, 22:06, Reply)
# Bravo

(, Tue 15 May, 21:55, Reply)
# You gotta be fuckin' kidding...

(, Tue 15 May, 21:57, Reply)
# but what are his opinions on the nodding dog

(, Tue 15 May, 21:58, Reply)
# Thanks for noticing...
I utterly love The Thing BTW ;)
(, Tue 15 May, 22:00, Reply)
# \o/

(, Tue 15 May, 22:01, Reply)
# Can we not escape the yiff porn?

(, Tue 15 May, 21:58, Reply)
# FucK :)
kill it with hammers
(, Tue 15 May, 22:02, Reply)
# haha :D convenient for holding
parking tickets
(, Tue 15 May, 22:02, Reply)
# the thing rules :D

(, Tue 15 May, 22:04, Reply)
# Aww yes.....

(, Tue 15 May, 22:06, Reply)
# :D

(, Tue 15 May, 22:13, Reply)
# But will it win a second term?
:)
(, Tue 15 May, 22:17, Reply)
# probably
then again it'll make no difference....it never does :)
(, Tue 15 May, 22:23, Reply)
# ^This this and this
Shame on us all to put up with this. No matter what you vote for you get the same. In the pockets of bankers and big business. There is no choice any more apart from penguins and loony left/right.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:49, Reply)
# Eww that's rather grim
but nicely done.
(, Tue 15 May, 22:45, Reply)
# horrifying and excellent

(, Tue 15 May, 23:14, Reply)

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