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# Gary Wheelbarlow.
I don't know. Nite.


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# LMAOBARROW
youll have to filename it. dayshift didnt get it

(, Sat 4 Feb, 2:30, Reply)
# Pedro are you talking to me today?

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# RALPH NADER

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# A MILLION DOLLARS

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# YOU HEAR ME?

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# WORTH EVERY PENNY

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# typing maybe, but not speaking :)

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# !!

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#

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#

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# Also:

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[challenge entry] Silly Humph.

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# Hahahaha YES! Brilliant! :D

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:07, Reply)
# Hahaha! :D

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:08, Reply)
# hahaha...*click* for silly Humph :D

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:09, Reply)
# haha!
Very silly indeed. I like it.
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:14, Reply)
# i like the fly by, that makes this for me
and whilst we're on exploding heads


(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:24, Reply)
# he's clearly enjoying that,
the nutter.
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] I FUCKING LOVE EXPLOSIVE DEATH!
Also, not worth it's own thread:

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# they will tour your soul apart?

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# They have such sights to show you.

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# SPERLAT!

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# That is very well done
*click*
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# Hahahahaha
*click*
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# Ace :-D

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:37, Reply)
# HahaH:DD

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[challenge entry] I would.


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# Argh - i wish folks would post the bloomin quote!
I know its from debbie does dallas, but thats it.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:56, Reply)
# Ironically I miss read the title.

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# This comp is making me feel thick, thicker then normal!

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:57, Reply)
# She may be sore, but she looks happy enough.

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:06, Reply)
# but can she pith?

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[challenge entry] .

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# Erm... "drug baby birthday?"
Its good, but its not right.
Let's see what Mr Chips is up to...
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:48, Reply)
# Probably having a wank, I'd have thought.

(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] Listen to them

For Bela Lugosi's Dad
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:33, Reply)
# Dracula and the batmen?
Never heard of em
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:40, Reply)
# they do an excellent cover of Hangin' Around..

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:42, Reply)
# And Blinded by the light I believe

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:43, Reply)
# Is there a song about echo-location?
Because someone could make a joke about that.
(, Sat 4 Feb, 1:36, Reply)
# Hang on a fucking minute
You created the friggin Zoo Troop?! I was doing a ZT puzzle this evening
Well I was helping my daughter do it, ok ok the other way round!
Fucking hate shit like Haven though. Only once... never again. Sorry, carry on!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:53, Reply)
# Yay!
I modeled the characters, then left the company to go freelance. Good to see they are doing well though. Dont you just love Ned and his 'gangsta' attitude?
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:57, Reply)
# Please don't remind me!
*shudders*
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# Batman Turner Overdrive?

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# arf!

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[challenge entry] Leblowski


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# I haven't seen the film so again I'm like "what the ris man"
:(
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:28, Reply)
#
Go and watch it, we'll wait ;)
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:29, Reply)
# Thanks
Back in a bit
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:31, Reply)
# Nope sorry
Saw it until something about a toe in a box and i lost intrest.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:46, Reply)
# Director's mother get trout pout, as requested

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:29, Reply)
# ^this
Saw it until something about a toe in a box and i lost intrest.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:30, Reply)
# A very over-rated film.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:32, Reply)
# as far as over rated films go
i don't think it is that much. i think it just has a bit of a cult status
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# Director's mother get trout pout, as requested

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:32, Reply)
# it's a reference to that bit in the film
when he starts obsessively stacking confectionery.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:35, Reply)
# eveningLOLs!

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:41, Reply)
# I watched it, after lots of people said I should watch it because it's great.
I though it was as shit as every other Coen brothers film I've seen. And I know that's like slagging off the Mighty fucking Boosh on here, this place is swarming with Coens fans, but fuck it.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:39, Reply)
# I agree with your sentiments
Except i didnt watch all of it.

Coenheads was great though!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:41, Reply)
# I quite like 'O Brother'

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# That's the only one I vaguely remember thinking was OK
but even the day after I watched it, all I could remember about it was the bit where they fall out of the train, which I'd already seen in the trailer.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:43, Reply)
# I agree with this but never seen The Big Lewoski or whatever it's called

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# I love their thrillers
(Fargo, Blood Simple, No Country for Old Men, Miller's Crossing) but I'm lukewarm about their 'comedies'. With the exception of Raising Arizona - that's good.
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# Oh shit yeah - i forgot that
Raising Arizona was indeed good, and Nick Cage's only film where he didnt play Nick Cage.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:47, Reply)
# Yeah - he used to be quite a likeable
actor. Shame, really.
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# EDIT: Wrong bit of thread.
I'm a mong. Thanks, everyone.
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# Raising Arizona was the first film of theirs I saw.
I was underwhelmed by it. I've seen Miller's Crossing and Fargo, and was underwhelmed by them as well. People keep telling me that I "have to see" No Country For Old Men, or whatever their latest favourite Coens film is, but I'm afraid I gave up on them. I've sat through at least six of their films and haven't enjoyed any of them, I really don't see the point in subjecting myself to any more.
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# They could be accused of being too stylised and mannered.
Like Wes Anderson - I can't work out whether I enjoy his films or find them too pretentious. I think it's a bit of both.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:53, Reply)
#
What raging anti Coen brothers vibes! I'm shocked. Mind you, we are a fickle bunch. Personally, I could watch Lebowski and Hudsucker every week.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:53, Reply)
# No Country for Old Men is a great film,
particularly at the cinema - you need a big screen for some of the great cinematography.
But, like Miller's Crossing, you have to pay attention. So I wouldn't recommend it to you.
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:01, Reply)
# So what fillums DO you like?
I'm trying to flesh it out in my head. If your favourites are Footloose and Gigli then you're clearly not going to get on with them.

Though I agree that The Big Lebowski is overrated somewhat. I do like it. A lot. Just the amount of people I know / have met that say it's the greatest thing since the automated bread knife is pretty high.
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# It's one of those movies that people are boring about.
I resisted watching it for literally years because someone I knew who loved it WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP about it. It totally put me off.
It's a good, quirky movie though. I can see why some people are passionate about it.
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# do another one

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#
I should have made the polo mints bigger. The line is "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars". In retrospect, I appreciate it doesn't work on many levels. Many important levels. And for that, I am sorry. Truly. Presses the "really" button...
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:08, Reply)
# Nah...
'Never apologise, never explain', that's what I say. ;)
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[challenge entry] Nice....


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Apologies if I'm behind the curve
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# by Royal Appointment

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# pfft!
looks like Phil's on quality control.
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# hahaha

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# Animate it.
On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea...
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# Hahaha

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# Hahaha.

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# Haha:D

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# Nice!
"Ma'amshite" though, shirley?
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#
Man, you wait all week for Marmite jokes, and then two in a row. Come on, marmiters, go for three..
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# Call me a cunt for posting this again if you like.

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# hurrah!
I immediately thought of this one. A classic in the marmite genre.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:36, Reply)
# Hahaha..love the "tense close-ups"

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# Gives a whole new meaning to brown bread

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# Hahaha uuwwwww

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# It's the weekend =]

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# NICE!

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# Frogbeat, you always know what boys like

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# Well, that's very ... erm ...

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# It's like tubgirl in a parallel universe...

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# yesthefuckingweekend :D

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#

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#

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# whoah rubbery!
god damn! I think I have had the opportunity to use that phrase like 6 times this week. I feel like I am being spoiled
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:17, Reply)
# It was an honour to be one of your spoilers.

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# mmmmmmmm ~.~;;

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# SHUDDERING FUCK!!!

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# Hahaha FUCK

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:20, Reply)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:21, Reply)
# HahahaFat man from ipswich fuck

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:22, Reply)
# Squeezing one out?

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# DOMINATION: ACHIEVED

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# uh oh...
he's having a wobbly.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:22, Reply)
# fuuucckkkk
thats disturbing (and rather well done)
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:31, Reply)
# JESUS!

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# hahaha...nothing too cryptic goin' on here :D

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# It's party time!

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# plenty of fizz for
everyone!
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#

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# Haha
Love this
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# Hahahaha

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# Ha ha, you are making me laugh, B3ta.

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# :D

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# lol

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# That bottle
That bottle ought to be magenta...
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:37, Reply)
# Now then...
I did think of that, but that would have just opened a whole new can of worms!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:42, Reply)
# hahahahahahaha

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[challenge entry] Luke...

My entry in the 5 seconds or less category....
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# In my accent, "larder" sounds nothing like "father".
I surmise that you are a fat North London Jewish taxi driver with adenoids.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:02, Reply)
# Luke... i am your cupboard!

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#
Damn, all of these are way funnier! Shitsticks. Should have spent another 5 seconds ;)
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:12, Reply)
# I find your lack of (insert spice here)
disturbing...
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:07, Reply)
# best b3ta bandwaon ever

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:08, Reply)
# condiment wars

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# I AM YOUR TARTARE!

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# what capers!

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#
Sir, you're a veritable rapier tonight. I salute you.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:47, Reply)
# puns may be the lowest form of wit
but I like 'em ;)
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:24, Reply)
# Cue Dune-themed threadrush, starting in 5... 4... 3...

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# Cumin.
Obviously.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:14, Reply)
# and there was me thinking
asafoetida...
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:16, Reply)
# No, open the door and Cumin...

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[challenge entry] .

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# NECK THINKS GREAT

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# :)

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# at the risk of turning into G****n:
"This week's task is to take a famous line from a film, TV show, play or book, misunderstand it for comic effect, and show the result!"
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:01, Reply)
# Like this?


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# Gaijin?

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:04, Reply)
# Turning into gammon.

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# Gibbon
German
Goblin
Gunman
etc
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# "You always were an asshole, G****n."

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# Gokkun.
*vomits*
(, Sat 4 Feb, 0:18, Reply)
# as a black woman, i find this distasteful

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#

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[challenge entry] Director's mother get trout pout, as requested


You need to have seen the movie, I suppose.
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# Hahahaha
I like your style
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# do I need to see the movie to de-ris this?

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# p.s. you cunt

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:46, Reply)
# *tells mum*

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:52, Reply)
# Director's mother get trout pout, as requested

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:54, Reply)
# Director's mother get trout pout, as requested?

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:29, Reply)
# here we begin

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:46, Reply)
# Class and a click for the anti-aliasing

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:56, Reply)
# That place is Katz's deli
and they still make a fabulous artery-plugging pastrami sandwich...get a knish on the side too.
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[challenge entry]
http://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/terminator2.wav
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:28, Reply)
# You loon!
I thought that WAV was some sort of sound effect that we had to play when he hit the floor
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:31, Reply)
# hahaha...kitten/skateboard :D


i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/jacko-cuckoo-clock-pb5.gif
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# "I don't understand, Ted, Jedis love chocolate?"

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# hahaha!

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:23, Reply)
# In a Galaxy, very very near...

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:23, Reply)
# No no no, it's not small and very very near
it's big and very very far away
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:44, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:26, Reply)
# kettle's boiled there, Ted

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:32, Reply)
# haha - good one.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:35, Reply)
# One of my favourite episodes
Not just because of this scene, but also the one that directly follows on from it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:58, Reply)
# Hahaha.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] Lovely Snatch

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# The one on the right appears to have been face spanged good and hard!

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#
www.b3ta.com/board/10680492
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# Hang on, I'll build her a new one...

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:29, Reply)
# Hahah:)
ilikethis
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:33, Reply)
# Lovely

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:42, Reply)
# it's Fredabase

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# Fuck :)

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# oh, man...
that's making me giggle.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:04, Reply)
# No, she's in the middle in this photo

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:39, Reply)
# *squints*
Is that logo what they refer to as "two in the pink and one in the stink?"
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:32, Reply)
# two in the pink, one in the stink danger logo
FTW
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:55, Reply)
#
would wouldn't would would wouldn't would would would would would would would would WOULD_OFTEN

it's all about the calf:rump ratio; i think everyone can agree on this
(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:00, Reply)
# Foot to chin ratio for you, Pedro, surely.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] Good evening

(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:32, Reply)
# Ah wiz jest pissing bah yur window...
etc. Cor, haven't seen that for aaaages!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:43, Reply)
# DEEPER!
U
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(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:44, Reply)
# Can Atomic do us a picture of the fallen madonna with the big boobies accompanied by a Nazi officer with a teddy bear?
suddenly Nun Of The Above just seems like a sequel to Allo Allo
(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:47, Reply)
# I saw the real thing at Longleat. TRUFAX®

(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:50, Reply)
# FUCK, they're BREEDING them in parks?
That's where Atomic is getting his ideas.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:53, Reply)
# Noooo, you ninny
www.b3tards.com/u/c3438af4e70f55040164/309581_10150403281118832_764588831_9907607_191304073_n.jpg
(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:59, Reply)
# I wanted to believe you'd seen a nun, bear and Hitler fighting.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:05, Reply)
# I didn't say that I hadn't....

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:06, Reply)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 7 years, 0 months and 0 days

CAKE

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:09, Reply)
# Yay

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:33, Reply)
# A tad more violent perhaps.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:52, Reply)
# Happyb3taday :)

(, Fri 3 Feb, 21:58, Reply)
# Ta very much.
{:-)
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:06, Reply)
# candles

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:01, Reply)
# Hahaha thanks.

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:06, Reply)
# that cat always freaks me right the fuck out

(, Fri 3 Feb, 23:01, Reply)
# a very happy candleday
to you!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:10, Reply)
# {:-)

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:32, Reply)
# Happy candleday! :D

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:18, Reply)
# {:D

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:41, Reply)
# Happy fireday!

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:21, Reply)
# Ta!

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:52, Reply)
# Candlezzz!
congrats!
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:23, Reply)
# Fanks

(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:52, Reply)
# Hahaha
I saw Arthur Bostrom in theatre in London, about 12 years ago. He was even more wooden than the stage itself, it was embarrassing to watch.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:00, Reply)
# haha!
he's making an urgent call to Uganda.
(, Fri 3 Feb, 22:12, Reply)

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