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# They're my chords now!
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I wanna go home, but I'm stuck here till a Billion O'Clock!
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# Top shoppery.
:D

*clicks*

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# Very nice!

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[challenge entry] Hehehe just a quick 1

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# Hage: he's not gay, he's just "flamboyant"


(quick and really shit. What the hell is wrong with the paps? I'd have expected some good quality stalking photo's for photoshopping material by now)

Also what's up with Cr3's b3ta uploader? It's taking me upwards of 5 minutes to upload a picture and has done for some weeks now. Is it just me? I have installed some script and tracker blockers this year but I can't see that affecting the time taken to get a picture uploaded.
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# I just used it below.
Working fine here. Hope this helps.
Oh wait, that's a different one.
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[challenge entry] 'noon

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# errr...

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# Subversive toad licking
Toads licks your ass instead.
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# This toad is being fucked in the mouth
by the chimp. It is a strangely compelling and horrific video.
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# that's not a chimp
it's simon cowell
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# *resists urge to YouTube*

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# resistance is futile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=related

'ribbit for her pleasure'

The fact that there is a woman surrounded by schoolkids commenting on it yet she remains filming, is superb.
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# 'This is frog rape'
The comments are quite something...
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# I'm sorry

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# cleaver!

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# ha ha :D
And I bet the selfish bugger won't let anyone else have a go either!
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# I think he wants his boy to have a go

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# ahahahaha!
he's strong in the forts, too
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# hahaha!
wonderful.
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# Your destiny is with me Skateboarder

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# hehe

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# It's a bit flat colour.
Is it for a shirt?
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# No I just realised I'd struggle to make it work as a photo
so clipped the slide and did a bit of live trace
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# Damn those Terrorist Daleks

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# Crikey.
You're getting rather good at this 3D business.
:D

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# I'm surprised by the power of Blender 3D
Particle System, Hair Particles, Fluid Simulation, Cloth Simulation pretty much everything you need.
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# wow!
I think he needs to get that matter transference array serviced...
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[challenge entry] LimRick
Photobucket
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# haha
no gay man I know has dress sense that bad
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# Yeah but you know what pololiticians are like.

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# they have people to tell them whether they look ok or not.
he has no excuse
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# He's really into his work isn't he?
chortle, chortle...
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#

thanks to toasty for the original convert
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# Staring competition!

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# that's some crackin' blinkage :D

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# There's a chap named prodigy69
Who is very fond of his wine,
but once drank too much,
and dressed like lord sutch
and now does it all the time
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# *waggles 'tashe*

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# Hahaha!
Great stuff.
And Toasty's original too.

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# hahaha!
wonderfully prolonged punchline, there. :)
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# haha lovely animation
now give the cat a sign that says "Cunt!" on it ;)
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# Simples

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# Poor piggy

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# hahaha

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# Mmmmm pork scratchings....

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# *invites over to barbecue*

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# *shakes over barbecue*
roasts....hmmmmmm
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# Do not eat the leprous pig.

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# pfft!

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# hahaha very good!

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# arf

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# hahahaha
arf
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[challenge entry] I drew a limerick

I heard it a long time ago, and it's still the only one I can ever remember...
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# haha, oh dear.
also - look who I found. Is this the work of a b3tan?
www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/why-i-hate-richard-curtis.php
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# I think my missus wrote that :D
actually, she's usually a bit more critical of his films
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# Haha.
I hate that cunt, too.
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# nice hatchet job!

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# Lovely drawings.
:D

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# aw... thanks.
I am rather amatuerish - that's why I stick to photos usually!
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# haha :D

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# :D

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#


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# pssst Moet? Spirit?

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# ^

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# Stop wine-ing.
:D

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# Ale do what I like, thank you!

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# Ok stop now
It will all end in beers
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# something something eggnog

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# Pffftttt...

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# Cointreau-ry to popular belief
That was no pun
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# <

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# ^v^

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# (OvO)

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#

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` O

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# ( o )( o )

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# It's probably
A water sample from Rothbury river.
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# haha Essence of Roaul

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# he never said he was a particularly GOOD spirit guide

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# On the level?

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# I was wondering the same myself...

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# as b3ta's representative in the Spirits industry
may I be the first to say *groan*
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# *ahem*
representative in single largest UK consumer of the products of
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# haha
well I do get it free!
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# haha
this explains his 'gift'
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# just what you need to impress the goul of your dreams

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# haha...
oh dear.
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# Needs more SAMbuca!
/coat
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# It's about all he's good for, the egotistical, crass and raving fraud

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# Oh I don't know, I really liked 'most farted' on youtube.

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# *books flight*

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# ha ha ha :D
The rotter.

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# hahaha

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# :D

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# oh dear
I occasionally refer to Mrs S as Swindon Travelodge

She hits me when I do.
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# I'd hit her
back
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# Bogey puns?

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# ....*facepalms*
oh dear.
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# clever. made me chuckle

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# *pokes*
*waves*

*relurks*
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# 'ello you :)

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# Howdy :)
I suck at lurking...
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# haha, hope you and yours are all well m'dear :)

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# Alas the small is poorly
On the plus side, that means I am home, so while she's asleep, I get to sniff around the ol' b3taboard :)
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# huzzah!

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# *sniff sniff*
Ok, own up, who had the vindaloo last night?
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# hahaha

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# we'll always have parrots

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# plastic or plaster?

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# plastic

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# not plaster of parrots then? *hangs head*

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# *slap*

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# I bet she's seen a cockatoo

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# :)

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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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# pffh :)

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# haha - silly!

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# In trying out an idea, it seems I've reinvented V For Vendetta, but you get the idea:

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# Horay for Atheists
hip hip horay!
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# Why it is always louver windows in you images?

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# Perhaps he's a louvre and not a fighter ;)

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# A blinding bit of punnery there.

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# oh shutter up with these puns

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# Without him, it would be curtains for all of us.

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# Blinding response

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# I dont think these jokes are actually funny
But they do help cover my pane.
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# because -

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# you forgot to carry the 1

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# STOP!
.
.
.
.
Carry 1
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# I forked out to harrie the nun?

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# you forgot to carry the 1

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# You forgot to eat your bun.

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# You forgot
Carrie Wan
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# You say Godless as though it was a bad thing
but the expression "son of a bitch" troubles me why does the Mother get blamed for the offspring? After all Mrs Hilter might have been a lovely caring person and not lke her vile offspring at all.
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# I'm not so sure it's about blame for the offspring..
and more about insulting someones mother.


Yo momma so ugly she's on the b3ta meme page under 'OMFG'
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# Klara Hitler was a devout Roman Catholic and attended church regularly with her children.
/wiki
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# Klara you say?
She sounds hot.
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#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klara_Hitler
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# You gone spoiled it all with facts.

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# ive always thought that it's quite a roundabout way of insulting someone.
Call them a cunt if you think theyre a cunt, dont bring their mother into it.
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# ^this

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# The only way to be.
nice work there, sir.
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# the only trouble with being an atheist is that you have to defend the fact that you aren't crazy
that is much easy if you aren't actually crazy
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# I thought it was the other way around.

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# it should be a default position
but you have be activist about it these days.

It's like people having to actually state that they don't believe in fairies and having to defend their position.
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# It'd be nice if everyone could just believe whatever they believe
And not have to justify anything to anyone

/dreaming of a far-off Utopia blog
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# YOU BLOODY UTOPIANS MAKE ME SICK
WITH YOUR VISIONS OF WONDERFUL SOCIETY!
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# I know, I'm sorry
I'll just go over here and sob quietly.






*sobs*
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# Don't let the nasty man upset you!
*hugs*
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# Yay, hugs!
How you doing these days sirrah?
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# Not bad, thanks :)
really sore throat today, though :(
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# Aw :(
*proffers Lemsip*
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#
can I come to Utopia when they finish it pweese?
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# As long as you're nice and promise to believe whatever you like
And bring cayke.
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# OK
you all like cheesecake right. I mean what kind of idiot doesn't like cheesecake. I couldn't be friends with anyone who doesn't like cheesecake
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# Lots of cheesecake in Utopia!

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# As long as it's science and not nonsense.

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# But why can't people believe in nonsense?
I mean, some people believe Big Brother is good tv, and we don't go around burning them at the stake or antyhing do we?

(May well be shooting myself in the foot with this argument....)
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# Let's see him kick some God-botherers' arses

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# I found this oldie of mine the other day and thought of you

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# ... in fact...

there's a rain version.
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# Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaah

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# a knight in full armor holding a lance, standing on the castle walls at night, watching the moon and praying for tomorrow's victory

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# poor turtle! having quietly hidden from its pursuers under a discarded hat for some hours now, it finally emerged again believing the threat long gone, only to be impaled on the spot! poor turtle!

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# This reminds of something
But I can't think what.

It's not V for Vendetta though.
edit: By which I mean it's something else as well
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# Oh! Oh! I know! Mummenschanz!

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# What the dog-milking fuck??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eazq_8jCOg
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# That's them
Nutters
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# Nice.

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# enigmatic - nice!

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[challenge entry] Old limerick we sang at school.

Seems there's many versions of this limerick but this is mine.
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# There once was a Pres'dent who lied
and had an explosion inside
His heart made a pop
But he didn't drop
and Christ had his nuts on one side?
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# ^ CANDLES!
Happy b3ta day!
(, Thu 2 Sep, 14:09, Reply)
# Four Candles?
Handles for Forks?
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# O's

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# *claps*
But no.
(, Thu 2 Sep, 14:09, Reply)
# Happy Mushroom, Candles!

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# Happy Candle Day :)

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[challenge entry] WHTA?
no idea. Have some icons





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# See. This is the problem with this compo.
Without the words most of these limerics could mean anything.


Is Horace falling on sooty?
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# actually
I prefer your idea - many of the rest are just toapy toapy toap toap

Is 'Horace falling on Sooty?' sounds like a euphemism for something
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# There once was a leader called Bill
who scoffed Viagra until he was ill
his farts became shocking
his heat started popping
and his nuts ended up in Brazil
(, Thu 2 Sep, 14:19, Reply)

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