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[challenge entry] Weeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 May, 23:44, Reply)
# yes.
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 May, 23:46, Reply)
# Man on the RHS has an uncontrollabe leg.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 0:12, Reply)
[challenge entry] mister grimsdale! i forgot the cake mister grimsdale!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 May, 22:56, Reply)
# When the cake did arrive
I'll bet he used the forks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg is better than no eggs, Tue 21 May, 23:16, Reply)
# bastard ouch
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 21 May, 23:29, Reply)
# ignore2.LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 21 May, 23:23, Reply)
# N.B. I am not actually LOLing at your gif, which isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 21 May, 23:26, Reply)
# ignore 2.0 is shit
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May, 23:29, Reply)
# It may be shit, but at least it works, though, eh?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 21 May, 23:50, Reply)
# Glad I don't use it then.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 0:10, Reply)
# Oh, me too.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May, 0:15, Reply)
# That's the point, really. You don't have a choice.
If someone decides to ignore you - for whatever reason - you're using it, whether you want to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 22 May, 0:15, Reply)
# In space, noone can hear you spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 21 May, 23:24, Reply)
# It's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 May, 22:17, Reply)
# you're 'avin me on
edit - compo it !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Tue 21 May, 22:19, Reply)
# It's a map!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 22:30, Reply)
# haha
(dirk speedrift, Tue 21 May, 22:31, Reply)
# Missed the cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 21 May, 22:04, Reply)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 May, 22:07, Reply)
# Is that missile Greek?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Greek%20Missile
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 21 May, 22:14, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Tue 21 May, 22:30, Reply)
# Jizzdrone will be back, Glorious Leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 22:31, Reply)
# We can all breathe easier now.


Oh, and click
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg is better than no eggs, Tue 21 May, 23:07, Reply)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Tue 21 May, 23:21, Reply)
# Hahahalacist
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 22 May, 0:10, Reply)
# Teen Wolf and Garfunkel
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 21 May, 21:22, Reply)
# Simian and Garfunkel?
That's what I thought it was, until I read the title.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Tue 21 May, 21:34, Reply)
# Heaven holds a place for those who slay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 21:37, Reply)
# The only lycanthrope in New York?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 21 May, 21:43, Reply)
#
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 21 May, 21:45, Reply)
#
(1.618..., Tue 21 May, 22:13, Reply)
# I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 21 May, 22:16, Reply)
# And I thought you loved me
sobs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 May, 0:22, Reply)
# I am
turned on now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 21 May, 22:23, Reply)
# Not nice
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 21 May, 22:40, Reply)
# Sunshine Elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 22 May, 0:12, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Tue 21 May, 19:36, Reply)
# Das ist gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 19:49, Reply)
# Das ist ghust.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 May, 20:03, Reply)
[challenge entry] Nice work Mushroon.
I'll repost this here as could be tenuously linked to the challenge and I know you enjoyed it before. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 May, 20:10, Reply)
# shopped pictures only please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 21 May, 20:34, Reply)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 21 May, 22:41, Reply)
# Still one of my favourites :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Tue 21 May, 21:06, Reply)
# Haha good one.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 21 May, 22:41, Reply)
# ja!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality whut?, Tue 21 May, 20:20, Reply)
# Why does it have a pair of pendulous breasts between its hat and its mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 May, 20:23, Reply)
# Hahaha
(DrRobotnik83, Tue 21 May, 20:30, Reply)
# BEES
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 May, 20:32, Reply)
# Trivia : In Star Trek, the Klingon word for boot is "DaS".
(Tribs likes ketchup, Tue 21 May, 20:33, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 May, 21:01, Reply)
# *likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Tue 21 May, 21:07, Reply)
# ^This
www.b3ta.com/board/vote.php?id=10966217&verify_code=1739695484
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 21 May, 21:47, Reply)
# "I got thirteen billion channels of shite on the T.V. to choose from".

*edit: Devises personal hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 18:53, Reply)
# The new Call of Duty looks pretty good...
Uh... that's... really all I have to say.

Apart from the fact the console looks like a freeview box.

And while I'm at it, what the fuck is the point in voice command? Shit, they're even trying to give Kinect another chance! I think I'll stick with using a controller...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 May, 19:18, Reply)
# Got those swollen hand blues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 19:19, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 19:21, Reply)
# XBox, now with one of those shiny disk drives that Sony had last time
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 21 May, 19:22, Reply)
# my first thoughts were it looked like an angular PS3
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 21 May, 20:34, Reply)
# Sony's stock price just went up by $1.50..true fact
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 May, 19:34, Reply)
# hahah
although I'm a little concerned that Sony will say "Well if Microsoft are forcing people to pay extra for a pre-owned game, we might as well too"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 21 May, 19:35, Reply)
# hope not..I was impressed by kinect 2 but that's about it
Xbox go to secret wank folder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 May, 19:37, Reply)
# Ha! Ha!
"Xbox, trending dinnerladies..."

Oh. I've said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 19:50, Reply)
# "XBOX, show me yifftits covered in strawberry jam."
I mean uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 May, 20:03, Reply)
# it all went to shit when they started not making things backward compatable
if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 21 May, 20:36, Reply)
# If you find a SNES that plays
NES games, let me know yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer tittybiscuits, Tue 21 May, 23:34, Reply)
# What a load of old shit.
Microsoft trying desperately to force Kinect on everyone is much like Hollywood attempting to justify the billions they've thrown at 3D technology despite the viewing public being pretty much 'yeah, so things come out the screen, so what, your film's still bollocks'.

And does this mean that I now need to buy a TV licence?
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May, 19:44, Reply)
[challenge entry] Suitable locations...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Tue 21 May, 17:25, Reply)
# Pfffft!
Is North Norfolk Digital the hospital radio station?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 17:30, Reply)
# Hahaha
Awesome =)
(DrRobotnik83, Tue 21 May, 17:30, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha
Have this: You know the one, you buy one, you get one free, I SAY YOU.... etc.



Everyones career has to end, although I think the window guy, this IS his career.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 17:38, Reply)
# Luke's tentacle tripledick bobbing into view.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:45, Reply)
# Doing the force with a webbed hand must be difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 May, 17:56, Reply)
# Can't wear rings. No Jedi bling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 18:07, Reply)
# ha ha ha ha ha
Nice work TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 May, 17:48, Reply)
# NFN
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 21 May, 18:42, Reply)
# hahaha
what an ace post for me to reply to for my 51,000th post and 9th candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 21 May, 19:29, Reply)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 19:33, Reply)
# it's been a long time
a long, long time
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 21 May, 19:34, Reply)
# happy flaming candle day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 May, 19:54, Reply)
# cheers dude
I owe it all to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 21 May, 21:19, Reply)
# May your nips be covered in hot wax!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 20:29, Reply)
# every single Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 21 May, 21:18, Reply)
# Happy candleday!
I'm not far behind you.
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Tue 21 May, 22:44, Reply)
# You are 10s of thousands of posts behind me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Tue 21 May, 23:09, Reply)
# Not sure if this is a well known store in the UK? It was asking for it though, I thought.


Click for bigger (376 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! and out it popped!, Tue 21 May, 17:12, Reply)
# Shit happens
d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net/preset_64/photo_187.PNG
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 May, 17:21, Reply)
# oh thanks. I just had my dinner.
Mulligatawny soup, beef stew and chocolate mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id something witty here, Tue 21 May, 17:31, Reply)
# I would suggest avoiding running
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 May, 17:33, Reply)
# Really! Oh no
(I helped save b3ta! and out it popped!, Tue 21 May, 17:31, Reply)
# just for those who have not clicked this
its a man covered in his own poop running
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 May, 18:44, Reply)
# Just Poo It.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:24, Reply)
# missed that one :(
(I helped save b3ta! and out it popped!, Tue 21 May, 17:31, Reply)
# stig as steel
nice mohawk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 May, 18:43, Reply)
# Mr Tea leaves

I like my tea strong. No Photoshop used, just 1 tea bag and a pair of scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 15:47, Reply)
# Top work!
The Eh? TEAm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 16:01, Reply)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 16:22, Reply)
# *ahem*
I pi-TEA the fool that doesnt click this.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 16:04, Reply)
# hahahaha
very good and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 16:23, Reply)
# Nicely
Two sugars please
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 May, 16:07, Reply)
# sugar you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 16:22, Reply)
# Is that one photoshopped though?
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 21 May, 17:14, Reply)
# But definitely NO MILK.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May, 16:55, Reply)
# If only you had made Darth Vader out of tea...
...you could have entered the challenge.
(invisiblecity If you've come for the fork..., Tue 21 May, 16:12, Reply)
# Happy birthday, Mr. T!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Tue 21 May, 16:31, Reply)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 16:39, Reply)
# Nicely. Here's my effort
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Tue 21 May, 16:51, Reply)
# Lovely work
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 17:00, Reply)
# Satellite of FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 17:32, Reply)
# nice!
dandruff?
(augsav <3, Tue 21 May, 19:52, Reply)
# nice....put the vibration of a small motor near to it.... you could video the scattering effect then run the clip in reverse
wahey !
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Tue 21 May, 16:58, Reply)
# Formation ants!
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May, 17:01, Reply)
# nice idea
but it's all swept away now, in the compostarium!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 17:01, Reply)
#
Dont wake the veggies!
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 17:10, Reply)
# yeah, "the vibration of a small motor".
You can't just pull such a thing out of thin air you know.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id something witty here, Tue 21 May, 17:33, Reply)
# Cocking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 May, 17:11, Reply)
# Yay.
Also, I'm drinking tea at this very moment. Jasmine.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Tue 21 May, 17:14, Reply)
# Weak tea is never an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:31, Reply)
# ART!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 21 May, 18:33, Reply)
# Nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 21 May, 21:50, Reply)
[challenge entry] Peter Smellers.


De-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 15:36, Reply)
# hehe
LOVE Peter Sellers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 15:52, Reply)
# Comedy GENIUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 15:59, Reply)
# I thought it was Zach Dingle :(
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 16:05, Reply)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:32, Reply)
# one of my favourite things that lift crack up
ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 May, 21:04, Reply)
[challenge entry] First post, long time a lurkin
(DrRobotnik83, Tue 21 May, 15:34, Reply)
# I did think as it is filmed here...
a bunch of EastEnders nobodies will be playing bit parts...this will really spoil it when Ian Beale struts on as a Stormtrooper.
(invisiblecity If you've come for the fork..., Tue 21 May, 15:51, Reply)
# hahahaha
needs a cig or joint in his right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 May, 15:54, Reply)
# I just played a Stormtrooper in a movie
With that on my CV I'm definitely going to apply
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Tue 21 May, 15:58, Reply)
# Mucky home vids probably don't count :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 May, 16:56, Reply)
# My IMDB credit will
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Tue 21 May, 17:21, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 May, 18:06, Reply)
# Post more, lurk less.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:33, Reply)
# Epic Lurking!!
Nicely and not's let wait another six years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 May, 17:35, Reply)
#
No promises =P
(DrRobotnik83, Tue 21 May, 17:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] You Barsterd!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 May, 14:46, Reply)
#
Nice Chewie, looks like a baby womble.

Unless its Gandalf?
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 14:49, Reply)
# you shall not pass, Ok?
Well, you can, if you really want to...
but it's not cool...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 May, 14:51, Reply)
#
(Tribs likes ketchup, Tue 21 May, 16:33, Reply)
#
Snap!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 May, 14:57, Reply)
# haha \o/
H.Christianson is the king of the smacked arse face
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 May, 15:02, Reply)
# "won't sombody think of the younglings"
nicely
(dirk speedrift, Tue 21 May, 14:59, Reply)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 21 May, 17:49, Reply)
[challenge entry] Because every cunting person who comes to the UK ends up having to speak to these pooholes!
(invisiblecity If you've come for the fork..., Tue 21 May, 14:00, Reply)
# Hahaha
Yes, she's very shouty isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Exacerbation will only make it worse., Tue 21 May, 14:10, Reply)
# i fucking hate that show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey should not post pissed, Tue 21 May, 14:16, Reply)
# Ha ha, this made me laugh on Tw*tter the other day.
PRETEND you're a guest on The One Show by sitting on a sofa for 30 minutes and watching The One Show. (via @mattsolly)— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) May 16, 2013
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 May, 14:24, Reply)
# Once when I misplaced the remote ...
I ended up watching a 5 minute feature on Christmas cards by Carol Thatcher!
(invisiblecity If you've come for the fork..., Tue 21 May, 14:34, Reply)
# Are you still in therapy?
You must have suffered unimaginable pain.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 May, 14:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] Last of the summer starwars franchises
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 14:34, Reply)
# I have seen this episode...
Luke gets catapulted over a hedge in a bath, I think?
(invisiblecity If you've come for the fork..., Tue 21 May, 14:35, Reply)
# Yes.
Twice, and makes an old man fall off his bicycle trying to avoid the silly old cunt.
Who should be in a home anyway... but thats another story.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 14:37, Reply)
# heheh
Mrs. Clap hates her with a vengeance
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 May, 14:46, Reply)
# Me too
she is Keith Baratt in drag.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May, 14:48, Reply)
# Been trying to think of a Star Wars pic all flaming week.

No joy. Instead here's a Sea Devil. From Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 May, 13:20, Reply)
# mad, swivel-eyed loon
also, nice Farage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Tue 21 May, 13:26, Reply)
# If you think he's a swivel eyed loon,
look at Lord Monckton.


On second thoughts, don't - he's enough to cause nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 21 May, 14:18, Reply)
# Jesus
He certainly has the 'Innsmouth look' about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 May, 14:25, Reply)
# Dawgon' Dagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 14:49, Reply)
# haha
make a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Tue 21 May, 14:32, Reply)
# They both seem to be enjoying themselves enormously
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 21 May, 13:37, Reply)
# Ja, Ja
..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 21 May, 13:41, Reply)
# Slap that fella!
Pints 'n' gills results in thrills.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May, 14:00, Reply)

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