They're my chords now!


I wanna go home, but I'm stuck here till a Billion O'Clock!
(JimChimney, Thu 2 Sep, 15:41, Reply)

Top shoppery.
:D

*clicks*

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 15:45, Reply)

Very nice!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:47, Reply)

Hehehe just a quick 1

( Evil_Ted is high on Clarkee Khatt and Yellow Bentines!!!, Thu 2 Sep, 15:34, Reply)

Hage: he's not gay, he's just "flamboyant"


(quick and really shit. What the hell is wrong with the paps? I'd have expected some good quality stalking photo's for photoshopping material by now)

Also what's up with Cr3's b3ta uploader? It's taking me upwards of 5 minutes to upload a picture and has done for some weeks now. Is it just me? I have installed some script and tracker blockers this year but I can't see that affecting the time taken to get a picture uploaded.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Sep, 15:32, Reply)

I just used it below.
Working fine here. Hope this helps.
Oh wait, that's a different one.
( Captn Hood-Butter makes Mel Gibson look like a fucking saint, Thu 2 Sep, 15:39, Reply)

'noon

( Captn Hood-Butter makes Mel Gibson look like a fucking saint, Thu 2 Sep, 15:27, Reply)

errr...

(wankdog, Thu 2 Sep, 15:27, Reply)

Subversive toad licking
Toads licks your ass instead.
(cenaris Stitches? What stitches?!, Thu 2 Sep, 15:27, Reply)

This toad is being fucked in the mouth
by the chimp. It is a strangely compelling and horrific video.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Sep, 15:33, Reply)

that's not a chimp
it's simon cowell
(wankdog, Thu 2 Sep, 15:37, Reply)

*resists urge to YouTube*

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:37, Reply)

resistance is futile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=related

'ribbit for her pleasure'

The fact that there is a woman surrounded by schoolkids commenting on it yet she remains filming, is superb.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Sep, 15:41, Reply)

'This is frog rape'
The comments are quite something...
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:46, Reply)

I'm sorry

( sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 2 Sep, 15:17, Reply)

cleaver!

( valoukh alien sex, Thu 2 Sep, 15:19, Reply)

ha ha :D
And I bet the selfish bugger won't let anyone else have a go either!
( The magic of chutney If you prick us do we not wee?, Thu 2 Sep, 15:19, Reply)

I think he wants his boy to have a go

( sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 2 Sep, 15:20, Reply)

ahahahaha!
he's strong in the forts, too
( pzyko, Thu 2 Sep, 15:20, Reply)

hahaha!
wonderful.
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:21, Reply)

Your destiny is with me Skateboarder

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 15:25, Reply)

hehe

(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 15:25, Reply)

It's a bit flat colour.
Is it for a shirt?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 2 Sep, 15:29, Reply)

No I just realised I'd struggle to make it work as a photo
so clipped the slide and did a bit of live trace
( sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 2 Sep, 15:31, Reply)

Damn those Terrorist Daleks

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 15:14, Reply)

Crikey.
You're getting rather good at this 3D business.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 15:17, Reply)

I'm surprised by the power of Blender 3D
Particle System, Hair Particles, Fluid Simulation, Cloth Simulation pretty much everything you need.
( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 15:24, Reply)

wow!
I think he needs to get that matter transference array serviced...
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:17, Reply)

LimRick

(mrwheels, Thu 2 Sep, 14:57, Reply)

haha
no gay man I know has dress sense that bad
(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah but you know what pololiticians are like.

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 15:09, Reply)

they have people to tell them whether they look ok or not.
he has no excuse
(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 15:26, Reply)

He's really into his work isn't he?
chortle, chortle...
(cenaris Stitches? What stitches?!, Thu 2 Sep, 15:00, Reply)

thanks to toasty for the original convert
( Damocles www.oddgoat.com - buy my games, or else!, Thu 2 Sep, 14:48, Reply)

Staring competition!

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:49, Reply)

that's some crackin' blinkage :D

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:49, Reply)

There's a chap named prodigy69
Who is very fond of his wine,
but once drank too much,
and dressed like lord sutch
and now does it all the time
( The_Fiend, Thu 2 Sep, 15:06, Reply)

*waggles 'tashe*

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 15:32, Reply)

Hahaha!
Great stuff.
And Toasty's original too.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:50, Reply)

hahaha!
wonderfully prolonged punchline, there. :)
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:52, Reply)

haha lovely animation
now give the cat a sign that says "Cunt!" on it ;)
( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:53, Reply)

Simples

(cenaris Stitches? What stitches?!, Thu 2 Sep, 14:55, Reply)

Poor piggy

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 2 Sep, 14:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:43, Reply)

Mmmmm pork scratchings....

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:44, Reply)

*invites over to barbecue*

( pzyko, Thu 2 Sep, 14:45, Reply)

*shakes over barbecue*
roasts....hmmmmmm
( The magic of chutney If you prick us do we not wee?, Thu 2 Sep, 14:46, Reply)

Do not eat the leprous pig.

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 2 Sep, 14:49, Reply)

pfft!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:45, Reply)

hahaha very good!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Sep, 14:45, Reply)

arf

(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 14:47, Reply)

hahahaha
arf
( The_Fiend, Thu 2 Sep, 14:52, Reply)

I drew a limerick

I heard it a long time ago, and it's still the only one I can ever remember...
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:41, Reply)

haha, oh dear.
also - look who I found. Is this the work of a b3tan?
www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/why-i-hate-richard-curtis.php
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:42, Reply)

I think my missus wrote that :D
actually, she's usually a bit more critical of his films
( HappyToast the soft and the black and the velvety, Thu 2 Sep, 14:55, Reply)

Haha.
I hate that cunt, too.
( llort freelance poetry critic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:55, Reply)

nice hatchet job!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:56, Reply)

Lovely drawings.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:45, Reply)

aw... thanks.
I am rather amatuerish - that's why I stick to photos usually!
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:47, Reply)

haha :D

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:48, Reply)

:D

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 15:10, Reply)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:30, Reply)

pssst Moet? Spirit?

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

^

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

Stop wine-ing.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

Ale do what I like, thank you!

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

Ok stop now
It will all end in beers
( Frogbeat, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

something something eggnog

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

Pffftttt...

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

Cointreau-ry to popular belief
That was no pun
( Geoff the Clownfish - JAIL FOR MARY BALE!, Thu 2 Sep, 15:09, Reply)

<

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

^v^

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 14:33, Reply)

(OvO)

( Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

ö¿ö
^` O

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:51, Reply)

( o )( o )

( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:54, Reply)

It's probably
A water sample from Rothbury river.
( Dervel shook a stick on, Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

haha Essence of Roaul

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:41, Reply)

he never said he was a particularly GOOD spirit guide

(Canazza, Thu 2 Sep, 14:38, Reply)

On the level?

( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

I was wondering the same myself...

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:38, Reply)

as b3ta's representative in the Spirits industry
may I be the first to say *groan*
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

*ahem*
representative in single largest UK consumer of the products of
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:42, Reply)

haha
well I do get it free!
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:53, Reply)

haha
this explains his 'gift'
(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

just what you need to impress the goul of your dreams

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:33, Reply)

haha...
oh dear.
( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

Needs more SAMbuca!
/coat
( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

It's about all he's good for, the egotistical, crass and raving fraud

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:39, Reply)

Oh I don't know, I really liked 'most farted' on youtube.

( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:42, Reply)

*books flight*

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:28, Reply)

ha ha ha :D
The rotter.

( The magic of chutney If you prick us do we not wee?, Thu 2 Sep, 14:29, Reply)

hahaha

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:30, Reply)

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

oh dear
I occasionally refer to Mrs S as Swindon Travelodge

She hits me when I do.
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:29, Reply)

I'd hit her
_back
( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:30, Reply)

Bogey puns?

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

....*facepalms*
oh dear.
( The magic of chutney If you prick us do we not wee?, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

clever. made me chuckle

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

*pokes*
*waves*

*relurks*
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

'ello you :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:37, Reply)

Howdy :)
I suck at lurking...
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:40, Reply)

haha, hope you and yours are all well m'dear :)

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:43, Reply)

Alas the small is poorly
On the plus side, that means I am home, so while she's asleep, I get to sniff around the ol' b3taboard :)
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:53, Reply)

huzzah!

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:54, Reply)

*sniff sniff*
Ok, own up, who had the vindaloo last night?
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:55, Reply)

hahaha

( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:38, Reply)

we'll always have parrots

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:43, Reply)

plastic or plaster?

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:45, Reply)

plastic

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:47, Reply)

not plaster of parrots then? *hangs head*

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 15:28, Reply)

*slap*

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 15:33, Reply)

I bet she's seen a cockatoo

( The Great Architect, Thu 2 Sep, 14:52, Reply)

:)

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 15:31, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( pzyko, Thu 2 Sep, 14:46, Reply)

pffh :)

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

haha - silly!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

In trying out an idea, it seems I've reinvented V For Vendetta, but you get the idea:

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 14:13, Reply)

Horay for Atheists
hip hip horay!
(cenaris Stitches? What stitches?!, Thu 2 Sep, 14:17, Reply)

Why it is always louver windows in you images?

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:18, Reply)

Perhaps he's a louvre and not a fighter ;)

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:20, Reply)

A blinding bit of punnery there.

( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:22, Reply)

oh shutter up with these puns

( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:25, Reply)

Without him, it would be curtains for all of us.

( doog multipurpose exit strategy, Thu 2 Sep, 14:25, Reply)

Blinding response

( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:27, Reply)

I dont think these jokes are actually funny
But they do help cover my pane.
( Dervel shook a stick on, Thu 2 Sep, 14:28, Reply)

because -

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:25, Reply)

you forgot to carry the 1

( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:27, Reply)

STOP!
.
.
.
.
Carry 1
( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:30, Reply)

I forked out to harrie the nun?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:37, Reply)

you forgot to carry the 1

( Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Sep, 14:29, Reply)

You forgot to eat your bun.

( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

You forgot
Carrie Wan
( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

You say Godless as though it was a bad thing
but the expression "son of a bitch" troubles me why does the Mother get blamed for the offspring? After all Mrs Hilter might have been a lovely caring person and not lke her vile offspring at all.
( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:18, Reply)

I'm not so sure it's about blame for the offspring..
and more about insulting someones mother.


Yo momma so ugly she's on the b3ta meme page under 'OMFG'
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:25, Reply)

Klara Hitler was a devout Roman Catholic and attended church regularly with her children.
/wiki
( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:25, Reply)

Klara you say?
She sounds hot.
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:26, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klara_Hitler
( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Thu 2 Sep, 14:32, Reply)

You gone spoiled it all with facts.

(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:37, Reply)

ive always thought that it's quite a roundabout way of insulting someone.
Call them a cunt if you think theyre a cunt, dont bring their mother into it.
(benito vasselini spotify:track:2xSJiMxoZ9eiqsWhfrdYjs, Thu 2 Sep, 14:27, Reply)

^this

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

The only way to be.
nice work there, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:20, Reply)

the only trouble with being an atheist is that you have to defend the fact that you aren't crazy
that is much easy if you aren't actually crazy
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:23, Reply)

I thought it was the other way around.

( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:24, Reply)

it should be a default position
but you have be activist about it these days.

It's like people having to actually state that they don't believe in fairies and having to defend their position.
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:26, Reply)

It'd be nice if everyone could just believe whatever they believe
And not have to justify anything to anyone

/dreaming of a far-off Utopia blog
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:29, Reply)

YOU BLOODY UTOPIANS MAKE ME SICK
WITH YOUR VISIONS OF WONDERFUL SOCIETY!
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

I know, I'm sorry
I'll just go over here and sob quietly.






*sobs*
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:33, Reply)

Don't let the nasty man upset you!
*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

Yay, hugs!
How you doing these days sirrah?
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:37, Reply)

Not bad, thanks :)
really sore throat today, though :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Sesquipedalophobic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:39, Reply)

Aw :(
*proffers Lemsip*
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:41, Reply)

can I come to Utopia when they finish it pweese?
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:40, Reply)

As long as you're nice and promise to believe whatever you like
And bring cayke.
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:42, Reply)

OK
you all like cheesecake right. I mean what kind of idiot doesn't like cheesecake. I couldn't be friends with anyone who doesn't like cheesecake
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:54, Reply)

Lots of cheesecake in Utopia!

( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:57, Reply)

As long as it's science and not nonsense.

( llort freelance poetry critic, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

But why can't people believe in nonsense?
I mean, some people believe Big Brother is good tv, and we don't go around burning them at the stake or antyhing do we?

(May well be shooting myself in the foot with this argument....)
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:40, Reply)

Let's see him kick some God-botherers' arses

( emvee I am the hydra, Thu 2 Sep, 14:23, Reply)

I found this oldie of mine the other day and thought of you

( mofaha in your arms, Thu 2 Sep, 14:26, Reply)

... in fact...

there's a rain version.
( mofaha in your arms, Thu 2 Sep, 14:27, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaah

( A Vagabond has an ego like a monkey's cock, Thu 2 Sep, 14:39, Reply)

a knight in full armor holding a lance, standing on the castle walls at night, watching the moon and praying for tomorrow's victory

( pzyko, Thu 2 Sep, 14:53, Reply)

poor turtle! having quietly hidden from its pursuers under a discarded hat for some hours now, it finally emerged again believing the threat long gone, only to be impaled on the spot! poor turtle!

( pzyko, Thu 2 Sep, 15:02, Reply)

This reminds of something
But I can't think what.

It's not V for Vendetta though.
edit: By which I mean it's something else as well
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:26, Reply)

Oh! Oh! I know! Mummenschanz!

( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:31, Reply)

What the dog-milking fuck??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eazq_8jCOg
( mofaha in your arms, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

That's them
Nutters
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Thu 2 Sep, 14:35, Reply)

Nice.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 2 Sep, 14:34, Reply)

enigmatic - nice!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep, 14:36, Reply)

Old limerick we sang at school.

Seems there's many versions of this limerick but this is mine.
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:04, Reply)

There once was a Pres'dent who lied
and had an explosion inside
His heart made a pop
But he didn't drop
and Christ had his nuts on one side?
( Mushroom, Thu 2 Sep, 14:08, Reply)

^ CANDLES!
Happy b3ta day!
( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:09, Reply)

Four Candles?
Handles for Forks?
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:09, Reply)

O's

( Wobbly Bloke There was a young man from NING..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:12, Reply)

*claps*
But no.
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:09, Reply)

Happy Mushroom, Candles!

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Thu 2 Sep, 14:11, Reply)

Happy Candle Day :)

( Whato_Jeeves TOTW: Fracture & Neptune - Visions of Amen, Thu 2 Sep, 14:12, Reply)

WHTA?
no idea. Have some icons





( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:13, Reply)

See. This is the problem with this compo.
Without the words most of these limerics could mean anything.


Is Horace falling on sooty?
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 2 Sep, 14:16, Reply)

actually
I prefer your idea - many of the rest are just toapy toapy toap toap

Is 'Horace falling on Sooty?' sounds like a euphemism for something
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:18, Reply)

There once was a leader called Bill
who scoffed Viagra until he was ill
his farts became shocking
his heat started popping
and his nuts ended up in Brazil
( Griffy Savalas parsimoniously parochial procrastination, Thu 2 Sep, 14:19, Reply)