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[challenge entry] FINALLY!
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# Yay for fighting hamsters!
:D
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# Vote Vote VOTE for the new Question of the Week
Every week, we ask a new question, the funniest and best answers to which end up in the newsletter. Help us choose by voting for one of the following:

Outrage Week - What's boiling your piss? Your chance to get it off your chest.

Bad ideas - In which your famous last words would be "Hey! Watch me!"

Falsely accused - Ever had the finger of suspicion pointed at you? What happened?

Awards - What's the crappiest prize you've ever won? Did you deserve it?






Vote closes around lunchtime, or when we've decided that "Awards" has won.
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# NNNNnnnnnNNNghH
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# ballbag chin!
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# Your work was disturbing enough already
Now, with the transition from 2D to 3D, it's 50% more disturbing.
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# it's almost as if another dimension has been added to it
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# wah wah wah wah
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# Aaaarrrggghhhhh
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# *ducks*
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# Very nice
reminds me of those rubber puppets, you used to control with your fingers. What program did you build him in?
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# Cinema 4D
Been at it for just under a week. Now all I need to do is get a grasp of how to animate facial expressions and I'll be sorted to make a wee film
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# BOGLINS!
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#
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# can't stop staring at this
aces
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# Wimbledon was so last week
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# Bloody Hell
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# Not their biggest sellers - Pictures not indicative of actual contents

Click here for embiggeration
(, Thu 24 Jul, 8:36, Reply)
# Hahaha
Nicely
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[challenge entry] Hi.
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[challenge entry] Mornin.
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# i'll take three
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# one thread, fits all
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# How the internets work

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# This is lovely!
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# Does it tile?




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# Thanks
Curvature is the sincerest form of flattery.
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# I think you just broke net neutrality
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# Gears are great. Worked an 18th Century watermill for 5 years, and it's still the best job I ever had.
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# You should get one of these then:
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# Nice ring.
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# Doing what, may I ask, Sir?
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# Miller. Chaucer didn't like them, but all the ones I've met were fine fellows.
Once helped Barnes Wallace's son, Chris, replace a two ton waterwheel.
He was full of stories and made a great cup of tea.
R.I.P.
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# He of dam busters fame?
Sounds awesome.
(, Thu 24 Jul, 1:42, Reply)
# Bloody hell this is beautiful
Doffs cap. Top work
(, Wed 23 Jul, 23:35, Reply)
# I like how the ones at 135 degrees have lengths 1, 1, and then 2.
That was a good bit.
Also the way they're arranged in three planes at once.
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# hahaha
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# tis good.
thought it was you at first
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# lovely!
DROOLS....
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# very cool
felix used to do stuff like this
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# Marvellous!
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# Nice
very nice
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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MADE UP PROBLEMS

This weeks challenge is to think up more of those made up problems that ad men use to sell products.
Tongue cleaners on toothbrushes, scented tampons etc. Bonus points for seeing your irrational fear turned in to an actual product in 6 months time.
Challenge suggested by Afinkawan.
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[challenge entry] First!
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# ^ winning /board.
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#
Andalusian Dog approved.
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# that just made my cardio sphincter tingle
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# bindun
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[challenge entry] Like with Candy Crush Saga, the only winning move is not to play
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# This deserves more woo.
Woo!
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# Wooo!
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#
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# NO REFUNDS
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# I was two feet away, and didn't get this.
Then I was standing six feet back, and suddenly it made sense. So I recommend everyone stand back from their computers in order to get the most out of this picture.
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# Small, far away.
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# Also:
what are you talking about?
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# I'm just trying to help those in need!
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# I honestly don't know what you mean.
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# Do I really have to spell it out?
So, at first that elbow just looked normal. But then I have huge elbows.
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# I am sorry for your trouble.
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# It could be bursitis
This is an inflammation of the bursa, it's a pad in the elbow that cushions the joint's articulation. My Pa recently suffered an infection in his. It burst in the end. I think that's where elbow grease come from.
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# I had that in my penis once. Second or third joint from the end. It was so painful I couldn't unfurl fully for a month..
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# Did it feel like an air bed inflated with silly putty?
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# that's a memory foam mattress
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# My uncle used to have one of those
It caught Alzheimer's and turned into a floor.
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# Just to clear things up, my elbows are completely normal.
This has all been a big hoax. However, my penis joints are in need of eccentric exercises.
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# Best talk to Stephen Fry
Because he's eccentric
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# oh fuck
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# no refunds, did I mention that?
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# oh christ
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
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# I thought you were better than that
Oh mpg aha (nice work predictive text) what have you become?
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# Worse
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# Humerus.
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# It's a play on words
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# The soup is getting thin
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# Let's call it bouillon and charge extra
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# : )
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# I want a refund
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# Well of course, you only had to ask.
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[challenge entry] Welcome to Strictly Come Dancing 1984, with Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly....
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# there's something really sinister about his tie fiddling
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# something sinister with him
full stop.
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[challenge entry] Maybe compo related, who knows...
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# I've got Brucey in the Yewtree sweepstakes
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# Its a certainty,
surely? He's been around ages, just think of all the diddling time he's had.
(, Wed 23 Jul, 18:28, Reply)
# As creepy as he is
He didn't work with nearly enough children.
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# Don't be ridiculous, you're being far too restrained.
Have you forgotten that this is the internet? HE'S A NONCE, BURN HIM!
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# Jonah Hill pays 10 year old boys to shit in his mouth.
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# Paul Daniels makes Debbie dress up in a nappy and call him 'grandpa' while he ejaculates in her hair.
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# John Craven is an all-round great guy and has done nothing illegal with children whatsoever.
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# Lies. Newsround is an anagram of "sworn nude".
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# Stephen Mulhern has sex with women and enjoys it.
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# brilliant
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# Yes yes, I know it seams a bit quick & dirty, because it was..
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# :)
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# Myra Hindley, she smoked like a chimley, But she's my little nicotine gal.
Have you got a light boy?
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# Hahahahaha
Hi Moley! \0/
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# cooee
:D
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# I had an excellent idea for his and hers romantic necklaces...
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# Leave Elvis alone!
*flounces*
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[challenge entry] Have I got ahead of myself?

or did no-one want this challenge?
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# No he uses 100% of his chin matter.
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#
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# he did love his lols
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# a b3ta classic!
:D
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# i've lost loads of my hitler lols coz of b3tards, still got a few on b3ta tho, i liked drawing hitler
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# I wonder whether b3tards will ever come back
I lost loads too

humph!
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# i don't think robtoo can be arsed, it happened before when keiron shut down ukdragon coz it got full of muslim terrorist shit
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# I keep checking everyday like I used to call my lost cat every night which I found out 2 weeks later had been run over and binned by the street cleaner :'(
Be nice to know either way
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# my favorite Hitler...was on b3tards, but backed up on the Bucket.
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#
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# Isn't Hugo a Jewish name?
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# dunno
Round our way its what posh kids are called.
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# They're usually all called Olly in my experience.
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# Grand Führer of Shoes
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# Its been my Steam Account profile pic for years :)
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# But you still had to pay attention
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#
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# lovely
:D
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# ha ha,
*is annoyed he's missed the first 8 :(*
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# a larf and a harf
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# hahaha!


damnit!
:D
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# 'tis what all the kids are playing, yes?
 photo meincraft_zpsd88984d0.jpg
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# With nazi zombies,
obviously...
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