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"So... The Mushrooms belong to the man who made the map?"

Took far too long to get that picture up...
(MatJ finally made 'best of'. Now what?, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

OOOH, BETTY

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

Jack Vettriano's "The Singing Butler of Bikini Atoll"

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Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 3:00, Reply)

SHHRRROOOOOOOMMM!!!...
...(a thing of beauty)!

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:04, Reply)

Did you see that? What? No, I'm blind now. LOL, Sir!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 3:04, Reply)

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:05, Reply)

Butler, butler
Butler, butler, butler, butler, butler, butler, Mushroom mushroom! Nuuuuuke, it's a nuuuuuuke...
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Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

o.k.,... you asked for it...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

a dystopian jack vettriano world
good stuff
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connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

If i could get away with posting it on the main board i would but....
...here is my finest hour, pea'd coz its relevant:
FUCK ME ITS BRILL
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P3L3 Political action provided by clarks., Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

Why no compo'd?
I like this
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 8 Jan, 3:15, Reply)

Hawking a little software here

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 2:51, Reply)

i wish this software existed

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:54, Reply)

Then there is your challenge in life :P

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 2:55, Reply)

no i give up

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:57, Reply)

hey,... does anybody know where i can get...
the latest sports shoes... at a bargain price?
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:59, Reply)

yes i do
but im not going to tell you where
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

awwwww... come on...
....just upload the addy,... who cares if you've knocked someone's artwork off the page.... :P
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:05, Reply)

Homer did acid?...
...he's freakin', man!
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:55, Reply)

Hypothyroidism

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:58, Reply)

tj
pissing about on flickr and found this cat 1 2

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connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:00, Reply)

THAT CAT IS FUCKED UP

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

camera just caught him at a bad time

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:06, Reply)

he's a licker...
...yup... he's a licker!
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:06, Reply)

now if I could do that

I'd be even more popular than I already am
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

I LOVE HIM!

can't make out that thing round his neck though
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

other image suggests its a broken collar, but ...yadda

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:10, Reply)

that's what I thought, but how is it staying on?

maybe it fell off seconds later.
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:11, Reply)

its one of those hands free stage microphones

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connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

...your mom was a General for Christ's sake...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:43, Reply)

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHH

that's literally the hardest I've laughed all day.
Good thing there's no fucker in the library just now
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:48, Reply)

lies!...............................................(FIGHT!FIGHT!)...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:50, Reply)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 3:03, Reply)

this is very scary now...
...(you ate Buggy, you bastard!)
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

Haven't seen the toucans of dreams aorund here for a while, so:

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elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:27, Reply)

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elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:29, Reply)

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elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:31, Reply)

THESE JUST MADE MY AFTERNOON A LITTLE BRIGHTER

I THANK YOU
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:33, Reply)

:)
I'm off to bed. G'night b3ta.
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elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:36, Reply)

Toukan Kamon?

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:37, Reply)

Happy New Year
Welcome to anpshoes company
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welcome to visit our SHOP: www.anpshoes.com. any inquiry will be apprecited.
(AnpIvan2005, Thu 8 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

you can fuck off an all

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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:22, Reply)

hey man happy news to you too!
no thanks on your great discount though, most of the people here at www.b3ta.com/board dont wear shoes.
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

Is that true?
I thought it was just me.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:25, Reply)

Today I put 4 socks on a dog
She didn't seem to like it one bit
(Ministry of Shit innit, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

Happy New Year!
Welcome to ignore!
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WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

Trainers are the new Nigeria
What?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

Happy New Year
much apprecited.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

Hi
I am beautiful sex woman from England. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am just in the beginning of my sexy career and want to find a rich man, maybe to my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even sexy photos on www.gopostyourpoxyspamsomewhereelsefucktard.com
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P3L3 Political action provided by clarks., Thu 8 Jan, 2:27, Reply)

*clicks link*
*hopes*

...

:(
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:29, Reply)

arf
idge
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P3L3 Political action provided by clarks., Thu 8 Jan, 2:30, Reply)

Elizabeth doesn't live here anymore
Now please, if you don't mind, we're mourning.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 8 Jan, 2:29, Reply)

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Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 2:32, Reply)

tell me more...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:34, Reply)

that's not a fail, that is a GREAT SUCCESS

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:36, Reply)

no...
...it failed to draw blood.
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:53, Reply)

You spend a week waiting to get signed up,
then you put an extraneous full stop in your spam.
Well done there.
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Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog 哭, Thu 8 Jan, 2:37, Reply)

You have just ensured that I will never buy from you.
Prick.
(Ministry of Shit innit, Thu 8 Jan, 2:50, Reply)

Were you going to before this happened?

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:17, Reply)

Ahem

(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 8 Jan, 3:16, Reply)

(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:19, Reply)

this isnt yours

or is it REALLY subtly shopped so i cant see a difference?
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:20, Reply)

the second one
Look at the ingredient
(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

"...i see..."
said the blind man
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:25, Reply)

Fuck this shit
I'ma fuck up Larson and steal all his motherfucking stuff. Not a motherfucking thing anyone can do about it.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:22, Reply)

you tell the man

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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

hahah
i almost thought this was reall at first. great job. how did you get the handwriting like his?

also what was the original comic?
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

In the original it was Mormons.

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

something tells me this thing is only half-baked?

oh no, that was a different god's kitchen joke
www.heartofeugene.org/images/February-10.089.jpg

OKAY SO I HAVEN'T READ ANY LARSON BOOKS SINCE ABOUT 1992 OKAY
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:59, Reply)

COMPO IT

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:08, Reply)

:)
www.b3tards.com/u/9e07203ec32e2915565a/godsprinklesjerks.jpg
(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

ah
nice!
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:28, Reply)

Jerks changed to Jews.
Hm.
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Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog 哭, Thu 8 Jan, 2:22, Reply)

Shirley Bindun?

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WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Thu 8 Jan, 2:16, Reply)

winston and adolf were gay people
they did penis tricks together
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:18, Reply)

Adolf only had one ball
because he donated the other one to Winston, because he didn't have any of his own. IT WAS A GIFT OF LOVE FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THAT?
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:20, Reply)

nothing at all.
they used to hold their penis up together and pretend it was a super dick
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:53, Reply)

I can't see your picture

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:19, Reply)

also i like how churchhill is huuuge in this picture

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:20, Reply)

Hitler was a small man, Churchill was a big lad!
May be to scale! (maybe!)
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WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Thu 8 Jan, 2:22, Reply)

ahhhhahhhahhahhh shit yeah.

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

I hate having low RAM

_{_{fucking remenants of mouse movement everywhere}}
(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

I can see your picture

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:13, Reply)

ahhh.
i didnt understand that white thing i thought i fucked up my computer

im dumb
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/9075264
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:17, Reply)

*tries to scroll up and down*

*fails*
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Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

I done made a comic, it's paint-licious!

Click for bigger (30KB)
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tzambissamo I like current events, I think they're good..., Thu 8 Jan, 2:06, Reply)

hahhah wut?

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:07, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT, HUH FAG?

this made me smile.
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

Damn
You've realised this is autobiographical :(
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tzambissamo I like current events, I think they're good..., Thu 8 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

That's ok

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:12, Reply)

fag

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:13, Reply)

I can't see your picture

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:09, Reply)

LOL

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 2:14, Reply)

GOOD GAME!

(geoff peas Coming atcha like a beam, like a laser, Thu 8 Jan, 2:04, Reply)

Graham Hill

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:07, Reply)

NICE TO SEE YOU

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:07, Reply)

to see you
not all together that nice
(geoff peas Coming atcha like a beam, like a laser, Thu 8 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

I'm blind you
insensitive fool
(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

I was blind
then I could see. I never saw boobs and now im blind again.

so I think I win/lose
(geoff peas Coming atcha like a beam, like a laser, Thu 8 Jan, 2:14, Reply)

ur chin is big

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

Is it Bee Time yet?

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Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 1:55, Reply)

It isn't bee time
sorry about that.
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 1:57, Reply)

bee time has already happened
bee time hasnt happened yet
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 1:58, Reply)

This is the space
between bee time and not bee time.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:00, Reply)

bee time or not bee time
that is the question
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:01, Reply)

like that moment just before you sneeze
or partying all night and then finding out a close relative has died. this is like that moment five minutes before you find out.
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:04, Reply)

Damn.

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Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 1:59, Reply)

(pssst! It's actually Carrott tiem, but nobody's got any carrot pics locked 'n' loaded at the moment)

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Sea Tramp avoiding the obvious hard in the eye, Thu 8 Jan, 2:02, Reply)

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:05, Reply)

my employer sez redexes don't count,
and also sez, 'get to bed and stop using our equipment beyond what is debatably outlined in the verbal contract as "reasonable personal use".'
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Sea Tramp avoiding the obvious hard in the eye, Thu 8 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

Vagina dentata
on a carrot.
(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

exactly.

that's from some years ago when there was a picture in the newsletter of a carrot that looked a little bit like a vulva
so obviously I put some teeth on it
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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:11, Reply)

(thiswasmyclone, Thu 8 Jan, 2:17, Reply)

BEE TIME

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:03, Reply)

OH SO IT'S THAT KIND OF BEE TIME

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:06, Reply)

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:11, Reply)

Right you fucker
I'm googling me some Pat Bennetar. On The Google.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:13, Reply)

Hahaha
Pat Benatar - Related Searches - Joan Jett
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:15, Reply)

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APAAAAAAART

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:16, Reply)

Haha fucking gold
img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080618/karaoke/Pat-Benatar_l.jpg
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:19, Reply)

google says no results for pat bennetar
is that like some sort of mythical creature the gaurds the labrynth staring david bowie?
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:17, Reply)

yes, and she lives on tributes of virgins.

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Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:28, Reply)

war so funny

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 1:52, Reply)

yeah, wars are fucking hillarious.

(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Thu 8 Jan, 1:53, Reply)

This is only 200 % of the story.

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Sea Tramp avoiding the obvious hard in the eye, Thu 8 Jan, 1:54, Reply)

oh yeah why should i care if yooooouuu ever get killed?

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 1:56, Reply)

Because it'll cut off your allowance, son.
You'll have to get a job.
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Sea Tramp avoiding the obvious hard in the eye, Thu 8 Jan, 1:59, Reply)

I can't see your picture

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 1:56, Reply)

well its just a picture of two american soilders and the text on it says "dur we dumb soilders we kill people because we dumb and gay"
for a synopsis look for the devendra banhart cover of xiu xiu's support our troops.
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 1:58, Reply)

I can't download mp3s at work

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 1:59, Reply)

Y? ARE YOU 2 DUM LOL?

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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:01, Reply)

then dont worry about it:
Did you know you were going to shoot off the top of a 4 year old girl's head
and then look across her car-seat down into her skull and see into her throat
and did you know that her dad would say to you. "Please sir, can i take her body home?"
oh wait! you totally did know that that would happen!
'cause you're a jock who's too stupid and too greedy and too unmotivated to do anything else but still be the biggest and still do what other people tell you to do.
you did it to still be a winner
you shot your grenade launcher into people's windows and into the doors of people's houses
but you wanted to shoot it into someone
just to watch them blow up
why should I care if you get killed?
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:02, Reply)

I can't join the army
I'm at work
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:03, Reply)

Wow
that's some serious fucking filter they've got in place where you work.
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mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:17, Reply)

I haven't read your reply

(arrangedletters - Glad to be of little service, Thu 8 Jan, 1:58, Reply)

WELCOME TO IGNORE, BUSTER

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:06, Reply)

sometimes (actually most of the time)
you know a post is by Dr D before you've scrolled down.
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Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 8 Jan, 1:58, Reply)

this compo dumb

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:02, Reply)

WURRRRRR