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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] Second attempt...
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# "Search Bonobo Apes"
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# what for? concealed weapons?
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# crack
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# Triple Sod.
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# Clarky Cats
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# subjlols tiem
spooky one liners
are better when they're rhymers
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# roses are red, violets are blue,i have dementia, jaffa cakes
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# By Jove, I think she's got it!
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# if i have, i got it off you
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# "Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my danglies and I got it from you"
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# roses are red, violets are blue, crabs are too high a price for a screw
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# Its Halloween so read this and then it be seen!
Just use that. Job done
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# It's spooky it's scary, Rob Manuel is all ginger hairy.
Do I win 5?
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# : )
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# it's close to midnight
and i'm gonna fuck your pumpkin
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# wow
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# too soon?
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#
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
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# tits :D
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# one, two, Manuel's coming for you
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# Three four, the internet cunt is at the door.
I really could do with the 5...
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# five, six, i'm pretty sure he likes dicks
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# This :)
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# ahah. ahahahahah.
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# Get Bent
For Lent.
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# Frankenstein was a friend of mine, he fucked your mother and then drank your wine.
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#
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# keep em lit
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# :)
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# oh ffs
i even know the song he sings to the lady cat
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# I'm waiting to hear?
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# if you're ever down in texas, look me up
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#
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# pfff!
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# DON'T BE LIE
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# Why don't the BBC say useful things like "Viewers are warned that the following report contains Tories talking about drugs policy"?
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# Captain! He is again all time touching my rhyme.
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# We ain't no rhymers, we've all got Alzheimer's
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# a skeleton is for life, not just for halloween
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# It comes
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# if you rub it enough
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# like this ;)
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# pretty much, yes
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# ...also if shaken too hard
You know this is fake, cause she spat it out
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# Christmas is coming, deccies in the shops, who'll buy an icon and support all this bollocks
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# Hallowe'en's over; it's fucking Christmas.
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# If you're normal, this isn't your newsletter.
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[challenge entry] :)
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# don't you hate someone who only takes head and never gives it?
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# Hahaha
Lovely
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# Nice.
I particularly like the way you left the shadow of his head on the tent. Lol.
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# ;)
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# Hahaha
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[challenge entry] hello
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# must......not.......giggle......
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# Hahaha
I'd watch this
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# Amazingly Named Children's Clothing Company
I stumbled across this on facebook, after cleaning the tea off my monitor I thought I should share it with the board...

https://www.facebook.com/SpunkyliciousKidzwear


This should hopefully be a link to same
(Didn't auto hyperlink for some reason)


Yes really...
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# You might want to post this on \talk too.
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#
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# I love the way you waited 8 years for this!
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# i can only assume they opened a b3ta account the day they got nicked and went on a long stretch
they got out yesterday and weren't familiar with b3ta etiquette, or 'b3tiquette' as I like to call it.
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# :D
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# that's lovely, dear
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# 1st post in 8 and a half years is
FAIL
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# Hotpiss
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# 8 years, first post, most impressive
So was this what you had in mind when you signed up in 2006?
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# HTTPS links don't get automatically hyperlinked
You'll notice this with youtube links too, you need to change it to just ordinary unsecure HTTP.
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# or stick it on the fridge
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#
Chimp WTF
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# ^ I think everyone means "Hi, welcome to b3ta (which isn't dying on its arse)"
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#
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[challenge entry] Dick & Qwerty

issa GIMP, innit sovs?
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# 999
"fire brigade please!"
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# Watch it, whipper-snapper.
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# scandles!
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# Shit! I'm on fucking candles!
Must have missed last year as I was buying a house on this very day.

Co-incidentally my address is spelt 'Griffon' not 'Griffin', and when I was searching for 'animal carcass vulture' - well, I found out that that ain't a vulture... it's a griffon... SPOOKY!
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#

happy b3taday
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# Yeah, but did you do the text in two minutes in GIMP without much care and attention?
No, you did it all neatly and shit. What were you thinking?
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#
:) I did it about two years ago, I can't remember how long it took. Look at the badger though, that's pretty half-arsed.
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#
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# The likeness is uncanny.
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# Woa that's some fiery shit.
Candles!
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# nicely
and that is A LOT OF CANDLES!
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# If you drink 10 cans of Special Brew and attack a pumpkin with a drill you've got a Halloween Candle-bra.
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#
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# i love that film
also, candles!
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# I know, I'm a sucker for package-holiday-scenery-films, even if like that they're ludicrously fake.
Carry on Abroad, Shirley Valentine, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, For Your Eyes Only, Mamma Mia. All favouriteses.

But not as good as Jaws and Star Wars, obviously. Got to have some standards.
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# indeed
jaws is the fucking tits
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# Merry candles :)
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[challenge entry] "Do you smoke, Jack...."
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# well I like it
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# so do i
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# And me
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# Me too. I did click
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# thank you :D
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# FUCKLIFT TIEM ALDAYZ LONG!!1!
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# This is the best Fucklift Fuck that I have ever seen.
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# FUCKLIFT IS FUCK
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# Fucklifts are cool!
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# IZ KAWLZ
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# That^
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# Can I buy one? I want one. Pleeeeaase
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# I will swap it for the Death Star Pumpking
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# done!!
tell me the location of your secret rebel base and I will send it right over
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#
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# Is there a roundabout at the end -- urethra coming or going, which is it
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[challenge entry] Oh fuck off Frogfuck with that shit!
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# Yeah...get those sheep.
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# This is the Fucklift that saved b3ta.
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# I like to think so
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# forkgif'd
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# FUCKLIFT JUST GOT REALER!
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# A Brief History of Thyme.
Also: Benefits scrounger.
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# Ha Ha!!
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# Class.
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#
I've lost count of how many times I've reposted this.
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#
hopefully one day it'll get the fp recognition it deserves (IMVHO)
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# I like this
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# :D
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[challenge entry] carry on rogering
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# Who wouldn't?
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#
\o
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# Well, obviously with the make-up on.
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# Wicked Bricks from the West
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# nicely horrific
she's a screamer for sure
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# must watch Wild at Heart again
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# excellent work
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# Nice
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# Wicked.
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# :D
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# hide, chorlton!
it's fenella!
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# Not the best one I've dundid but meh
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# Is it a half-done deadmau5 costume?
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# ...or Zippy
(cue the deathstar/zippy pic)
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# That's no moon, George.
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# :D
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# Haha
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# ha brill
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# Hahaha
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# haha
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# yes
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# That's no spoon (produced Star Wars-themed Hallowe'en pumpkin work).
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# Woah!
Great effort. I'm about to carve an lego one for my boys and an Evil Queen for my daughter!
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# Oh wow!
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# This^
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[challenge entry] o_O
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# Is Christian Bale really in this one?
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# Best Friday 31st Oct evaar - it's gonna piss down here hard from 6pm onwards :D
Now I can take down the sign I put on my front door saying 'paedo lives here'
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# Happy Halloween!
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# Hahaha
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[challenge entry] All ready for 'Carry on Camping II'
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# Just finished watching that
Leslie Phillips for explorer Charles Muntz
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# Good movie
And good call
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# Henry Kissinger?
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[challenge entry]
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# Benedict Cumberbatch?
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# no thanks, I've already eaten.
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