B3ta newsletter 530, out now! - this week including your filthy answers to our sex toys question, an utterly addictive minimalist RPG & how to film slow mo with an iPhone.
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published by
rob on 25th May at 3pm
Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck on 24th May at 1pm
Explosions
This week's challenge is to celebrate the magnificence of explosions. So photoshop them. Or cause them. And photoshop the results. PS: don't cause them.
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set by
Fraser on 23rd May at 8pm
How romantic!Couple poses for lovely engagement photos. All is perfect, until an uninvited guest arrives...
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RedHouse on 27th May at 4am
B3ta newsletter 529 - out now. Featuring lovely stop motion, a game involving throwing bombs at protestors & a small picture of a mouse. One of these statements is a lie but you'll have to read it to find out which.
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published by
rob on 18th May at 3pm
Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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asked by
Scaryduck on 17th May at 12pm
What Does Heaven Look Like?
We pride ourselves on answering the Big Questions here at b3ta, and this week's challenge is to answer one of the very biggest: what does heaven look like?
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set by
Fraser on 16th May at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 528, out now - this week featuring a hosepipe ban, ignoring Hitler & a lovely Chinese infomercial. You'll enjoy it or your money back.
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published by
rob on 11th May at 2pm
Shops and Supermarkets
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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asked by
Scaryduck on 10th May at 1pm
Camels
This week's one-word challenge is to celebrate those mighty ship of the desert: CAMELS. Challenge suggested by edward bear and Drunken Miss Columbho.
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set by
Fraser on 9th May at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 527, out now - this week we want you to enter our biro art challenge, buy a horrible teacup that looks like a bog & tell us your stories of hoarding. HUZZAH.
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published by
rob on 4th May at 2pm
Hoarding
Willenium says: I had to bring some floppy disks into work which I had been saving for 10 years "in case I might need them". Tell us when your hoarding skills have come in useful (or not, as the case may be)
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asked by
Scaryduck on 3rd May at 2pm
Biro Art!
This week's challenge is to create your next masterpiece in biro, or model something out of several biros. Show those poncy charcoal/acrylic users the true power of the ballpoint pen. Show them hard. Challenge suggested by Yo 'Ho Charles and a bottle o' rum.
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set by
Fraser on 3rd May at 10am
B3ta newsletter 526, out now - Dan Bull asking if Facebook is on the way out, a lovely logical fallacy poster and your chance to play dead Rambo. Get clicking pop clickers.
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published by
rob on 27th Apr at 3pm
Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I
cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
(Suggested by Bicycle Repairman)
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asked by
Scaryduck on 26th Apr at 1pm
Disappointment
What form does it take? What causes it? This week's challenge is to show us what disappointment looks like.
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set by
Fraser on 25th Apr at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 525, out now - featuring your excitement about the Lympics, hot girls singing about being hot (flatly) and your stories and confessions about being twatty.
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published by
rob on 20th Apr at 3pm
Sporting Woe
In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?
Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.
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asked by
Scaryduck on 19th Apr at 1pm
Superheroes at Home
What do superheroes and supervillains get up to when they're at home, relaxing from their superhero and supervillain day jobs? Show us, using Photoshop's black arts. Challenge suggested by Sipowicz.
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set by
Fraser on 19th Apr at 7am
B3ta newsletter 524, out now - huzzah. This week featuring the travails of Henri le chat, the truth behind Goatse and a quiz about arses and bishops.
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published by
rob on 13th Apr at 3pm
Twattery
Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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asked by
Scaryduck on 12th Apr at 1pm
A New Hoax
We've all seen Shark vs Helicopter (with bridge) and know it isn't real, so it's about time there were some new hoax photos on the web.
Fire up Photoshop and create some new images to fool, fox and deceive the world.
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HappyToast on 11th Apr at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 523 - this week featuring the video Cats Boobs Rainbows!'your amazing chance to love and own an 'Armando Iannucci Long Handled Shopping Bag' and of course Aliens: The Text Adventure.
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published by
rob on 6th Apr at 3pm
Skeletons
This week's one-word challenge is Skeletons. Show us your calcium enriched structural goodness. Challenge suggested by Bourbon Fox.
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set by
Fraser on 5th Apr at 9pm
Terrified!
Bathory asks: What was the most scared you've ever been? How brown were your pants?
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asked by
Scaryduck on 5th Apr at 1pm
B3ta Newsletter 522, out now - featuring YOU, ME and a TREE. Actually no it features a very strange promo for a shopping centre, a Bulgarian 'Married With Children' and women's gym machines from the 1940s. Huzzah.
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published by
rob on 30th Mar at 3pm
The Great Outdoors
Deskbound says: Camping! Hiking! Other stuff that's not indoors! Regale us with your tales of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.
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asked by
Scaryduck on 29th Mar at 2pm
Extreme Sports for Children's Toys
This week's challenge is take take kid's toys, introduce them to the world of extreme sports, and picture them partaking in such events. It's entirely gnarly.
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set by
Fraser on 28th Mar at 10pm
Dreadful news about B3tan Edd Gould - who has lost his battle with cancer. Lots of lovely comments on the thread if you want to read or add yours.
posted by
rob on 28th Mar at 4pm
