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OMG! It's a miracle! it's a..... eeeuuwww!! Jesus you sod!

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Far from cutting edge...

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(god save the queen, Tue 6 May, 20:32, Email to friend, More)
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CAT.
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'Ning all, etc

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B3ta newsletter 327 - if you've never read a B3ta newsletter before, today is the day you should start.
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published by rob on 9th May at 3pm


Question of the Week
My most treasured possession
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
Tell us your story
asked by chthonic on 8th May at 12pm
Challenge
Supergroups
Chris Rea + Dire Straits = Diarrhea. Deep Purple + Whitesnake = Purple Snake. Dick Cheney + Radiohead = Dickhead. You get the idea.
See the entries
set by Fraser on 7th May at 7pm


Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 326, out now and this week includes a free fashion handbag.
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published by rob on 2nd May at 3pm
Question of the Week
Pet Peeves
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
Read everyone's stories (closed)
asked by Scaryduck on 1st May at 11pm


Challenge
Uxbridge English
In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton, this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to explain this.
See the entries (closed)
set by Fraser on 30th Apr at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 325 - the problem with blogging the newsletter is that by the time we've written the damn thing, we're all out of words to stick on the front page. Rest assured it's completely great, although we have to say this to 'sell it', we also worry that saying such things sounds arrogant. Gah, it's a tough world being us.
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published by rob on 25th Apr at 3pm
Question of the Week
When Animals Attack
I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
Read everyone's stories (closed)
asked by Scaryduck on 24th Apr at 2pm
Challenge
Extreme Gladiators
They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc. What could they do to *really* amp it up?
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set by Fraser on 23rd Apr at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 324, out now - featuring stuff, more stuff and the phrase "as if expertly manipulated by Sting." You need to read it.
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published by rob on 18th Apr at 3pm
Question of the Week
Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
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asked by rob on 17th Apr at 3pm
Challenge
Photoshop The Beatles
They're the most iconic band of all time, and ripe for photoshopping. So that's the challenge. Simple.
See the entries (closed)
set by Fraser on 16th Apr at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 323, lovely quiz from Monkeon this week, ooh, brings a tear to our eye, just like old times.
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published by rob on 11th Apr at 2pm
Question of the Week
Phobias
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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asked by chthonic on 10th Apr at 1pm
Challenge
Advertising from the Future
What will ads look like the future? What new products will there be, and how will they be advertised? What current products will still be around, and how will they be sold?
See the entries (closed)
set by Fraser on 9th Apr at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 322 - out now! Featuring a packed B3ta people section including Philip Schofield on drugs.
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published by rob on 4th Apr at 2pm
Question of the Week
DIY disasters
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.

Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.

Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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asked by chthonic on 3rd Apr at 4pm
Challenge
Third World America
Use photoshop (or Microsoft Paint if you must) to predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A.
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set by rob on 2nd Apr at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 321 - featuring a lovely song by your newsletter team called Code, Code, Code, a drumming robot and your chance to rickroll an entire train station.
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published by rob on 28th Mar at 2pm
Question of the Week
Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
Read everyone's stories (closed)
asked by chthonic on 27th Mar at 2pm
Challenge
Famous Babies
After cooing gleefully over b3tard Wildyles' lovely picture of Patrick Moore as a tot, this week's challenge suggested itself: famous babies.
See the entries (closed)
set by Fraser on 26th Mar at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 320 - ooh get us! We've got the newsletter out early coz of Easter. It's almost like we're a together, efficient organisation. Normal low standards of service should resume shortly.
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published by rob on 20th Mar at 1pm
Challenge
Star Trek
It's William Shatner's birthday - he'll be 77 on 22 March - and despite a brilliant career as actor and singer, he's never topped the series that made his name: Star Trek. So 'shop the Trek. For William.
See the entries (closed)
set by Fraser on 19th Mar at 8pm
Question of the Week
Your first cigarette
To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
Read everyone's stories (closed)
asked by chthonic on 19th Mar at 6pm