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Poor punnage warning...

(AdrianJ, Fri 29 May, 23:24, 3 replies)
Sepp Blatter's staff ensure the voting boxes are working correctly

(HappyToast, Fri 29 May, 11:58, 6 replies)


(Frogbeat, Thu 28 May, 17:30, 5 replies)
Know the difference.

(inexpressible, Mon 25 May, 13:35, 6 replies)
where shall we go to eat?

(HappyToast, Thu 21 May, 18:20, 6 replies)
Grrrrrrr...

(Ninj, Thu 21 May, 15:57, 5 replies)


(Frogbeat, Thu 21 May, 12:53, 7 replies)


(Frogbeat, Wed 20 May, 18:07, 11 replies)
Eat up.

(PretendParent, Tue 19 May, 17:31, 27 replies)


(spellingmistakescostlives, Mon 18 May, 16:31, 8 replies)
Newsletter
The Devil has made us write B3ta newsletter 666, is up and ready to go. Standout item? Servalan from Blake's Seven sings Pink Floyd.
Read newsletter 666
published by rob on 29th May at 7pm
c_kick - Wax I made this!
An attempt at building a bridge between 1987 and 2015. Or just another remix. Hope you like it!

See all 20 popular links (7 made popular today)
created by c_kick on 29th May at 10pm
Question of the Week
Life Hacks
Sometimes you find the cheat mode when everyone else is struggling to get something done. What are your little tricks to making life easier? Bonus points for pics or diagrams.
Read all 68 stories (open)
asked by McChinaman on 28th May at 4pm
Challenge
Teeth
It's a week of gnashers, choppers, grills and Hampstead Heath. Brush up your old pictures and pull out some new ones. Show us your teeth and make us smile.
See all 82 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 28th May at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 665, is up and ready to go. If you look at just one thing: Jeremy Clarkson reviewing Amstrad games.
Read newsletter 665
published by rob on 22nd May at 3pm
Question of the Week
Films Recommendations
What's the best or most interesting film you've seen recently? Tell us what you got out of it and why we should watch it.
Read all 168 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 21st May at 12pm
Challenge
Dog Albums
This week we're running down the canine hit parade.
Show us the albums (and singles) that make dogs wag their tails. From Pink Floyd's Bark side of the moon to Run DMC's Walkies this way.
See all 107 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 21st May at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 664, out now - and if you check out one thing make sure you play the Friday game - so addictive.
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published by rob on 15th May at 6pm
Question of the Week
Party Tricks and Secret Talents
Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
Read all 50 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 14th May at 5pm
Challenge
Fingers
We really want to see those fingers.
Show us your digits, your chocolate fingers, fish fingers and sponge lady fingers, craft plasticine models with your own hands or send us your finger paintings.
See all 68 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 14th May at 8am
Challenge
Goats
Lets start the week with an extra image challenge, one word... GOATS! Give us your goats in all their horned, terrifying eyed, hairy chinned glory.
See all 29 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 11th May at 1pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 663, out now - frankly it should have been issue 666 seeing what election result we got.
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published by rob on 8th May at 5pm
Question of the Week
My Deep Secret
Got something that's eating you up inside, something deep, dark and scary? Why not tell the internet? You'll feel better, probably.
Read all 82 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 7th May at 4pm
Challenge
Bad Advice
The world is full of bad advice, be it hard to follow product instructions, scientifically unsound Hollywood plots or just stuff your parents told you.
Show us the worst suggestions people have offered you. Or just photoshop Viz's top tips.
See all 18 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 7th May at 8am
Challenge
Royal Baby
Duchess Kate is popping out a new sprog to rule over us as we type this. The worlds press want to know all the details, what it looks like, what it's called, the colour of the hospital curtains, everything. So lets tell them in our own delightful way.
See all 21 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 2nd May at 8am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 662, out now - You should read this - it's packed this week and the spelling is AMAZING because we wrote it two pints in after afternoon drinking. Also contains the "world's most un-viral dog!"
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published by rob on 1st May at 6pm
Question of the Week
Encounters with politicians
Have you ever met your elected representative and had a meaningful and rewarding discussion with them? Nope, me neither. Tell us about your encounters with the vote-hungry election blaggers.
Read all 68 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 30th Apr at 6pm
Challenge
British Superheroes and Villains
People are crazy for Marvel and DC's very American superheroes, but the British superheroes of literature have been somewhat lacklustre. Design an impressive but still very British super goodie or baddie.
See all 37 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 30th Apr at 7am
Newsletter
Devour b3ta newsletter 661, WITH YOUR EYE-MOUTHS. Revealed: The secrets of the Guardian Hivemind; the precise monetary value of your poo; the man database managers hate the most - and Katie Hopkins!
published by rob on 24th Apr at 5pm
Question of the Week
The B3ta UK Manifesto
With the General Election nearly upon us, here's your chance to lay out your own manifesto for the UK. What would you do if you were in charge? Here's your chance to think big! (Or you can call for free hugs and chocolate biscuits. They're important too.)
Read all 61 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 23rd Apr at 5pm
Challenge
Celebrity Death 2
We last dabbled in funny famous fatalities back in 2007 which means we've had 8 years of new z-list celebs to imagine terrible fates for.
Think up hilarious and possibly ironic endings to befall our idols and bring them to life with the power of photoshop.
See all 35 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 23rd Apr at 7am
Newsletter
Read b3ta newsletter 660, out now - featuring a rather amusing TripAdvizor thing, old but gold story that we're wondering if is even true and also that UKIP bloke who shouted about his smooth bottom. READ IT NOW.
published by rob on 17th Apr at 2pm
Question of the Week
Messing With Their Head
Gaslighting, mindfucks, call it what you will - what subtle ways have you messed with people? The pettier or more subtle the better.
Read all 57 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 16th Apr at 2pm
Challenge
Photoshop the UK
www.geograph.org.uk/ is trying to photograph the whole of the UK, unsurprisingly most of the results are really dull. So go on tour, pick a favourite place and liven it up with the power of potatoshop.
See all 72 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 15th Apr at 8pm
Newsletter
Read B3ta newsletter 659 as you've never read it before. You probably *haven't* read it before but you should. Amazing story of the week (again), some weird ways people have hoaxed Wikipedia, plus everyone gathering round to laugh at 1980s technology.
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published by rob on 10th Apr at 7pm
Question of the Week
Shit Bosses
Shit bosses are the bane of your working life, from their self-defeating penny pinching to their questionable personal hygiene to their outright delusions and paranoia. Tell us about about the petty tyrants and jokers under whose jackboot you've groaned.
Read all 56 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 9th Apr at 3pm
Challenge
Clickbait Film Posters
Film posters are designed to lure you in, but their old visual tricks have nothing on modern day clickbait headlines. Follow this link to see how some simple changes and tricks that only the experts know, will make pictures you won't believe!
See all 83 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 8th Apr at 7am
Newsletter
Read B3ta newsletter 658 - out now, containing the most unforgettable rude story you'll ever read. And a disturbingly titled book about the Krankies.
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published by rob on 3rd Apr at 5pm
Question of the Week
Changing Your Mind
monkeon writes, "People tend to seek things that back up already held beliefs, but what books, films, or real-life events have actually changed the way you think about a subject?"
Read all 34 stories (closed)
asked by McChinaman on 2nd Apr at 3pm
Challenge
Non Fiction Video Games
This week we're doing computer games based on real people, places and things. Insert Coin(s), press 1 up and lets play GTA Slough or Andrew Lansley's Sim Hospital.
See all 75 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 1st Apr at 10pm
We're really pleased to announce some B3ta changes:

1. Front page now mobile responsive - go on have a look on mobile or drag the right bit of your browser window and make the site narrow. Swish eh?

2. The images on the the 'best of the board' column can now be 600px wide. This allows you, dear artists, to use more pixels for your jokes. HISTORY FACT: When we launched it was 280 pixels wide, then 400px and now 600px. That means we've MORE THAN DOUBLED the width. Exciting!

3. We've now got a Facebook page - Welcome to 2009!

Despite being April 1st, this isn't a joke. If you've got any feedback then add it to this thread, and thanks to Ferret for doing the code. Huzzah.
posted by rob on 1st Apr at 10am
Challenge
Election Posters
As we fast approach another election the propaganda posters are starting to appear. So we're setting another never ending image challenge going as a database for all the election poster bandwagons, past present and future. Who can forget "I've never voted Tory before" or "New Labour New Danger". Fill it up with your old ones, and feed in the new as they hit the presses.
See all 139 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 29th Mar at 5pm