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Got distracted while working in Photoshop

(sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jul, 14:10, 15 replies)
That bug's still not fixed, I see.

(monkeon, Thu 23 Jul, 21:55, 6 replies)
1983 reference

(monkeon, Tue 21 Jul, 21:12, 3 replies)

(Ninj, Tue 21 Jul, 14:35, 5 replies)
how times have changed?

(Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jul, 9:42, 15 replies)
Welly, welly, welly… viddy yon grazzy hipster yarblockos!

(AdrianJ, Sun 19 Jul, 18:32, 6 replies)
'Put that in number 8 pal."

(Ninj, Thu 16 Jul, 16:29, 7 replies)

(Fresh Water Mole, Thu 16 Jul, 15:19, 16 replies)

(robneymcplum, Thu 9 Jul, 10:11, 3 replies)
Not strictly speaking undead, but was wanting to do something M*A*S*H based and this was the best I could think of.

(barryheadwound, Mon 6 Jul, 16:11, 6 replies)
White vultures, death from above at the seaside, the phantom chip stealer. Seagulls are fast becoming a serious threat to modern society,
Even David Cameron has demanded a "big conversation" about what can be done after one took a bit of ham from his sandwich.
What do we do to tackle the menace, should they be hated or should we salute our ingenious shoplifting, feathered friends? tell us, with Photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jul at 9pm
Question of the Week
Summer Holidays
'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
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asked on 24th Jul at 10am
Fake Mistakes
We're still celebrating Drimble's Mickey Mouse gif getting its own Snopes page, lets see if we can get some more. Add subtle or outrageous goofs to films, tv shows and news events that go down in urban myth.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Jul at 8am
Question of the Week
Modern Life
Modern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?
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asked on 17th Jul at 10am
Book Sequels
Ever got to the end of a classic novel and wished there was more? This week we're fixing that by coming up with sequels to books that never knew they needed them.
Would 1985 be a bit cheerier for George Orwell? And what comes after War and Peace? Show us.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Jul at 8am
B3ta newsletter 669, out now - if you look at one thing from this week's newsletter, check out the Camden then and now pics.
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published by rob on 10th Jul at 4pm
Question of the Week
Street Life
'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.

Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
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asked on 10th Jul at 9am
New Uses for Tools
This week we're thinking up new uses for those tools and gadgets stuck in the back of our drawers.
Take something from the kitchen, toolbox or shed, use it in ways you shouldn't and send us the photo evidence. Or just photoshop someone abusing a lawnmower.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Jul at 8am
Question of the Week
That One Mate
Second Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
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asked on 2nd Jul at 10am
Undead Sitcoms
What funnies do zombies watch on a night in? Do vampires like Fawlty Towers? Are werewolves fans of Allo Allo? We're plundering the world of TV sitcoms and sending it to hell, welcome to Dave of the Dead.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Jul at 7am
B3ta newsletter 668, is here to stay so get used to it. Loads of good stuff - but check out the Action Man PTSD animation.
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published by rob on 26th Jun at 6pm
Question of the Week
Festivals II
It's that time of year again

I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.

Tell us your festival experiences.
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asked on 25th Jun at 9am
This week we're helping out the follicly challenged by crafting some fancy wigs. Show us your Toupées, hairpieces and maybe even some comedy fake beards, but lets steer clear of merkins for once.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Jun at 8am
B3ta newsletter 667, out now - if you see one thing make sure you check out the construction workers play whack-a-mole.
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published by rob on 19th Jun at 3pm
Question of the Week
Funny Stories
On a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.

Do you have a funny story of your own?
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asked on 18th Jun at 12pm
We've got a pixel challenge with a prize this week!
Draw something wonderful that is only 25x25 pixels in size and see it made in to a fantastic blanket by the very clever Smash Monkey.
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set by HappyToast on 18th Jun at 7am
Question of the Week
Not Getting the Job
Muns asks - Did you blag your way through a job interview, only to be caught out? Is your photography portfolio full of other peoples work? Did your potential employers google your name, before offering you a lucrative contract and discover something from your past you would rather forget? How did you fail to get the job?
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asked on 11th Jun at 12pm
Everyone loves llamas, so lets spend a week photoshopping and animating their fuzzy faces.
And to show we aren't biased we're going to include their funny fuzzier cousins the alpaca.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Jun at 8pm
Bad Sponsors
Everything is sponsored these days, tv shows, films, sports teams, pop group tours etc. Sometimes the sponsor makes sense, other times less so, but it can almost always be more inappropriate. Spend the week messing with these lucrative branding deals in ways that make us laugh.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Jun at 7am
The Devil has made us write B3ta newsletter 666, is up and ready to go. Standout item? Servalan from Blake's Seven sings Pink Floyd.
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published by rob on 29th May at 7pm