Animals with human features
We're sticking human features on animals faces this week. Not literally, that would be wrong, do it in Photoshop, give us Cats with beards, Dogs with eyebrows and ducks with great big ears.
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The future is now! Machines that can smoke for us

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Halloween 2015
It's the haunting season, the witching hour and a good excuse for a spooky knees up.
Give us your Halloween related photoshops, show us what you're wearing this year and design elaborate ways to scare the shit out of the local candy demanding kids.
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Halloween
‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.

What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
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Homophones
We're doing Homophone based puns this week, words that sound the same but have a different meaning.
Like Mall/Maul or holey/holy/wholly. Lots to play with if you look here
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NASA2
NASA recently made shedloads of photos available of the moon landings and other pretty views from space.
We love NASA and we love space so lets have another dip in to science and rockets and stuff!
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House Parties
‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?

There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?

- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB
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Horror Albums
It's getting close to Halloween and every mad monster party needs music. So rifle through your vinyl collection and transmogrify the old floor fillers in to a suitably horror themed version of the original.
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What could have been?
insomniac-surfer asks "Ever turn down a job or didn't buy shares that could have made you rich and possibly famous?
Tell us what you did or didn't do that could have turned out possibly life changing."
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Two panel celebrity name jokes
This week we're doing the b3ta classic format with an awkward name "Two panel celebrity name jokes".
Pick a celeb, read their name, do a think, make a funny about what it sounds a little bit like and then put it in a simple two panel before/after format that everyone else is. So simple, so lol.
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Amazing Hats
Hats are boring, they sit on your head and do nothing. Fix that, fill headwear with amazing technology, improbable abilities and rabbit dispensing magic.
Minus points for simply posting "iHat".
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Can you keep a secret?
This "weeks" suggestion is from Willenium
When have you had to keep quiet about something? or did you fail miserably at keeping something in confidence? Let on about the bosses' mistress in front of his wife? Had to pretend not to know who has been desecrating the loos? Tell us here and we promise to keep it to ourselves.
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David Cameron Pig Fucker Mini Challenge
David Cameron put genitals in a dead pig's mouth while at Oxford University a new book claims. C'mon B3tans - let's see your take on this!
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New Fish
Ocean life has halved since the 70s. Sure it's a clear sign of our impending extinction, but lets ignore that and fill all that watery space with new fish of our own design.
Big fish, little fish, carboard box shaped fish, it's up to you.
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Misconstrued product names
Brian Blessed thought a Palm Pilot sounded like a "wanking machine". What if it was? Spend the week taking everyday products and give them alternate uses based on their name. What does Apple Watch and does the Remington Fuzz Away kill cops? you decide.
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Trouble
This week's theme is 'getting into trouble'. Tell us about the worst trouble you've been in - or about an occasion when somehow you got away with it against the odds.
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Buzzy Bastards
It's another animal image challenge, this week you've asked for all the buzzy bastards. So give us your best bee, bluebottle, wasp and hornet related imagery.
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