The Funny Side of War
With the Israelis and Palestinians intent on blowing each other up, this depressing saga must be getting you down. So fire up Photoshop and show us the funny side of conflict.
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set by
Fraser on 7th Jan at 8pm
Advertising the Unusual
It's not all pet food and perfume, you know: create advertisements for things which don't normally get advertised.
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set by
Fraser on 31st Dec at 8pm
Siblings
Brothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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asked by
Scaryduck on 25th Dec at 5pm
A Star Wars Christmas
George Lucas tried to envisage a Star Wars Christmas with disastrous results, so open up photoshop and show us how they really celebrate Christmas in a Galaxy far, far away...
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set by
Fraser on 24th Dec at 2pm
B3ta Newsletter 359 - out now. And this is the last newsletter EVER! Nope, but we're having a week or two off for Xmas, so see you in the new year.
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rob on 19th Dec at 2pm
Addicted
Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?
Thanks to big-girl's-blouse for the suggestion
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asked by
Scaryduck on 18th Dec at 4pm
UK TV, Hollywood Style
Many great British TV programmes get re-made by the Americans, but there are plenty they haven't got round to yet. Play producer and show us what they'll look like.
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set by
Fraser on 18th Dec at 12pm
B3ta newsleter 358 - out now. It's the second to last newsletter before Christmas so tuck in before we eat all the mince pies.
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published by
rob on 12th Dec at 2pm
I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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asked by
Scaryduck on 11th Dec at 1pm
Oliver Postgate
Oliver Postgate, the brilliant mind behind The Clangers, Bagpuss and many other childhood favourites, passed away this week. He was a big influence on many b3tans, and this week's challenge is to pay tribute. RIP.
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set by
Fraser on 10th Dec at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 357 - lots of stuff this week, there's Xmas cards from the Spastic Society, an evil version of SNURL just to cause trouble and also some advertising agency that wants to pay you £500 per idea they use. Huzzah.
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published by
rob on 5th Dec at 2pm
Cougars and Sugar Daddies
Tell us your stories of age gap shags. No paedo gags please.
Inspired by The Resident Loon
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asked by
Scaryduck on 4th Dec at 1pm
Anagram Photoshops
Funeral? Real fun. Robert DeNiro? Nerdier Robot. Kylie Minogue? I Like Em Young. Take a phrase or celebrity name, work out a really good anagram, and then photoshop the result.
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set by
Fraser on 3rd Dec at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 356, out now. This week featuring your surprisingly controversial views on cooking with toasters. Blimey.
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published by
rob on 28th Nov at 1pm
Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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asked by
chthonic on 27th Nov at 6pm
B3ta Christmas cards
"Surely about time b3tans started getting into the festive spirit", writes barryheadwound. And since this challenge has come round a few times in the past, don't start new threads with reposts. Stick them in old ones. Cheers.
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set by
rob on 27th Nov at 9am
B3ta newsletter 355 - out now. And blimey we're a bit fried. Roll on weekend. Oh yeah. Really we should write copy that sells the newsletter but after writing the damn thing I'm never in the mood. Um, this week featuring the BNP and Kunt and the Gang? SELL. SELL. SELL.
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rob on 21st Nov at 2pm
Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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asked by
chthonic on 20th Nov at 6pm
Recreating Album Covers
Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
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set by
Fraser on 20th Nov at 10am
B3ta newsletter 354 - out now! This week featuring simply every awesome thing in the universe. Including a hedgehog in a hat.
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published by
rob on 14th Nov at 12pm
Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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asked by
chthonic on 13th Nov at 6pm
The Daily Mail
B3ta is issuing you a three word challenge: The Daily Mail.
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set by
Fraser on 12th Nov at 8pm
Newsletter 353 out now - filled with the best links in the world. There's mine and Daves "I Spot Internet Humour" thingie which we're dreadfully proud of. And of course lots of other stuff.
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rob on 7th Nov at 11am
Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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asked by
chthonic on 6th Nov at 11am
