My first album release
I made this!
This is my first album release, which is available on iTunes in December 2009. The images you see are various paintings of mine.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)
Really really nice stuff
Excellent work
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Bela Lugosi's Dad like some clueless egg cunt, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:46,
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That
is what we'd call good. Gaz me a reminder when it's up on iTunes?
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Dave McF typed some words into a text entry field on, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:47,
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While we are on the subject of thrilling sims.
Farming simulator 2009.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)
who buys these crap sims???!
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:08,
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.
Crap? as opposed to Call-of-boomy-firey-exploding-war-shooter 4, and generic, pimp my drift racer with a hip-hop-soundtrack tokyo guff-racer 6.
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The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:43,
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Yes.
That is a rubbish arguement. Farming sims are shit, and so are shooty boomy explodey tokyo drifty things. Its not liek those are the only two genres in existence, is it now?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Wasn't quite meant to be the empirical comment it came across as.
See below for a more thought out (or at least as you will get on a Sunday morning) answer.
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The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:58,
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i've got that installed right now
there's quite a few different ones out there, the only fun to be had in any of them is driving around crashing into things as far as i can see
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)
You know what... I can sort of see the attraction.
Having played some of the new-fangled all-whitles-and-bells shooters on the PS3 and 360, I have to admit it can get a bit.. well.. OTT
I was giving COD3 a go and between all the frantic running round, and exploding-explosions (with added explody-ness) and pinging bullets, blurry screen effects, shouty americans, and the booms & whooshes, I found myself feeeling like I was running round in the climax of a bad* Michael Bay film.
I reckon sometime spent at ^this^ pace doing some long term planning instead of wondering where the next heath/ammopack is could be good.
*(as opposed to all the good Michael Bay films......)
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The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:40,
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there are plenty of good games which operate at a slower pace/require you to actually think though
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
LOL
that music kicked in and made me laugh like a bastard.
Wouldn't some "cotton eye joe" of been more apt?
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:32,
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Bus simulator 2010
7-minute demo video of German proficiency, making GTA both creepier and duller.
Bonus link: the product itself - www.citybussimulator.com
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)
what.
the fuck.
the only reason I would play that is to mow everyone down - ie gta
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:07,
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A TICKET TO WHERE BITCH??
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:33,
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I was trawling through the 1001 albums site and rediscovered this gem from my youth
KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS!
it was on here recently www.b3ta.com/links/396964, brilliant collection of music - thanks acab
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)
I thought that it was going to be klf
Because of the jams reference.
jams/jamms, same thing :)
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)
klf weren't even born
way back then
this was the sort of mainstream shit that people listened to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42ZFa2nuxs
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)
well
I was born, and Bill Drummond is a lot older than me.
Its all just children's entertainment anyway :)
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Good Sunday music - James Brown
was listening to this today, had to share
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Finite is missing a tooth :(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:00,
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PC Peeps! Vote for dedicated servers for COD4 MW2.
Sorry for 2 links in a row.
PC gamers! Fight the communist red enemy who own consoles. These console owners are happy to accept the standard as norm!
Vote for dedicated servers for the PC!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 5:13, Reply)
I agree to this
but too many people have signed it and still gone out and bought the game :(
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 5:38, Reply)
Agreed!
Between a rock and a hard place here! I got a copy on order yet I signed as well. I just see the PC gamer market dying in front of me.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 6:05, Reply)
I hope not
A 1st person shooter without a keyboard and mouse is just wrong. It must continue!
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Mousing, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:16,
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The PC gamer market has been "dying" for most of the last decade.
It's still here.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Somebody coded a hack the a dedicated server, look it up on youtube
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:02,
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Its the Weekend! Time to party.
Old school classic. Zero B - Lock Up.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)
ITS A CHUN
DUN YA NOOOOO!!!!
*Pulls oneself together*
Spiffing bass what?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:13, Reply)
that reminds me of the end credits of Bottom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcnH4bVE30
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hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:24,
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In light of the religious stuff below
NSFW
something I'm sure you'll enjoy being able to bring up every now and then.
NSFW for rude words
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)
Mental game
Ski down Mt Infinity. Starts slow, but goes batshit insane pretty quickly
edit: best so far is
oh, and don't play if you're prone to epileptic mouthfoaming
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:58, Reply)
pfft
everyone knows this is the best epilepsy-inducing skiing game
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Mushroom, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:49,
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Crane falls over. Breaks house.
lol.
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bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:56,
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everything we knew about cranes just came crashing down
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00,
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BEHOLD!!!
The atheist test!
Can you get past this logic. It even includes the banana theory.
Silly me. Here is the test.
www.livingwaters.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&category_id=8&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=88&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=199&lang=en
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:08,
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to be honest....
...it's probably best to avoid the whole god vs no god thing on this board. It always turns nasty.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Nah!
I am pretty open minded to a logical and rational debate about it. No need to get nasty.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:22,
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I'm not suggesting that you would be unpleasant..
I wasn't even having a go...but you know what happens when this subject gets brought up on t'interwebs.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
I know I know.
Sorry. Shant do it again...
*holds out wrists*
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2009/09/stepping_on_jerry_coynes_turf/atheist_cat.jpeg
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:26, Reply)
:-)
I love that cat.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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"you know what happens when this subject gets brought up on t'interwebs."
yea... the god botherers are revealed to be the blinkered fools that they really are.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, Reply)
What is there to debate ?
Belief in Gods is fucking stupid. Theres no two ways about it. The modern Christians and Muslims are just as idiotic as the ancient Greeks worshiping neptune for clear seas or aphrodite to get some lovin.
It's superstitous wish fulfilment niaeve bollocks.
the only thing to say to any religous types is
GODS ??? LOL.
There is no "rational" debate with dumb fuckers who believe in the supernatural.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:16, Reply)
ooh bugger.
I think I popped the wrong thing in.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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I pay for my internet by the meg
Which test do you recommend I take?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:26, Reply)
Sorry,
fixed :-0
Not really for taking, just answering.
edit: for example:
TEST ONE
The person who thinks the Coca Cola can had no designer is:
___ A. Intelligent
___ B. A fool
___ C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:33,
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The 'Debunking Evolution through common sense' video just shows why we need more emphasis on evolution in school
the debunking is simply projecting that religous blokes ignorance of evolution onto people unsure or illequiped to explain it propperly. I doubt his 'debunkings' would have converted the people he was tlaking to..made them look a bit silly though.
Now im gonna take the test..edit- nah can't be arsed..
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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Your right,
its not worth it. And yes. More balanced education in schools. One again, I put forth my critical thinking argument and let the kiddies decide for themselves. I am so glad of the Billboard campaign because I have been saying it for yonks :-)
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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was it you that posted this bloke here yonks ago?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANtpsunRYIs
Best explanation for all this gubbins ive ever seen.. the link above has alot of "everything from nothing" bollocks on it, I think im gonna have to memorise what this guy says incase I bump into one of these people..
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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I didnt originally,
but have aired it a few times now and then :-)
although, I still had the same sentiment as the presenter, and gave a huge cheer when he said it :-)
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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Not there, very odd people
Got to say though, I know you are posting with your heart and with the best intent; but it is not as if this place is barraged by far-out religious nutters posting rather insane nonsense is it?
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:38,
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Meh thats true.
I wonder what would happen if it was. And I bet there are some b3tans out there that are of a religious nature too :-)
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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ah the old banana bollocks.
That whole argument falls down when you realize bananas, as we know and enjoy them, are only around because humans selectively bred plantains with similar fruit (I forget the other fruit's name, may have been Dale) to get to the "banana". The naturally occurring banana is horrible to the taste, a funny colour, and generally disliked by all but the hungriest of people.
If anything, modern bananas are an argument FOR atheism. We showed that through selection a better banana could exist and thrive.
Silly creationists and their clinging to any outlandish theory that might possibly confound the stupidest atheists they can find.
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40,
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I believe it was the 'Del Monte' fruit that was bred with bananas.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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really?
I thought that was how they bred agreeable men in white suits.
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44,
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No no, thats the 'Hopkirk'.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:46,
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really?
I thought that was how they bred semi-opaque amateur detectives.
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48,
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no no, thats the 'Lewis'.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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really?
I thought that was how they bred half of an adventurous duo that crosses great plains and cops off with native-american lasses.
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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tsk, my mistake.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55,
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nearly all cultivated bananas are of one variety
called 'Cavendish'.
If a banana disease comes along that we can't deal with, no more nanas :(
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bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48,
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I learnt that years ago
at horticultural college, not from bloody QI dammit!
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bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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You are only fooling yourself.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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I know, I feel like I'm being unfair to 'national treasure' (© Grauniad) Stephen Fry
He'll say something nasty about me on twitter now.
The MASSIVE gay.
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bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:56,
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Yeah, the big intelligent well spoken and educated PUFF!
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:10,
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Banana trees can just walk away from it.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:50,
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There's a great article on this here:
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-unfortunate-sex-life-of-the-banana
I have that link bookmarked just for the occasion of creationists wittering on about bananas.
Even if it were solid evidence against evolution, I can't help but wonder why the sex-hating Abrahamic God would give creationists a weapon thats that particular shape.
Disclaimer: I don't have a banana-shaped penis but I do know someone who does have a curvy cream cannon... don't ask me how I know this; even thinking about it is making me rather queasy.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, Reply)
I can think of something else that perfectly fits a human mouth
"Come one luv! God obviously meant it to happen or he wouldn't have made it that shape."
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Every time I hear the banana argument
I think about the pineapple. This planets most impractical fruit, but it still tastes great.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)
They have a rather loose grip on the concept of truth.
Example: they ask what conditions are required for the statement "There is no gold in China" to be true. Their answer:
"For the statement to be true, I must know that there is no gold in China, or the statement is incorrect. To say "There is no God," and to be correct in the statement, I must be omniscient."
Which implies: if I don't have absolute knowledge about x then no true statements can be made about x. Now, leaving aside the fact that they don't define "absolute knowledge", this instantaneously does away with all human knowledge about everything. Whoops.
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john3ners so *that's* how you spell PUNXSUTAWNEY, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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In the words of Dara Obriain (or something)
'Just because you dont know, doesnt mean you can fill it with any fairy tale that you want'.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57,
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Actually had one of those through my door.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57,
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bet that was messy
did they at least use the letterbox?
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:59,
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They froze it and through it through his window.
Because it was a holy banana, it was on a mission from god, acted like a boomerang and picked up the blu-ray player on the way out.
edit: I meant threw it through
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05,
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It amuses me that this statement
"The declaration 'There is no God' is what is known as an absolute statement. For an absolute statement to be true, I must have absolute knowledge." is used against atheism, i.e. how do you know without absolute knowledge?
And yet replacing the word 'no' with 'a' in 'There is no God', well, fill your god-denying boots basically.
EDITed for clarity.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)
see, now that's just unfair.
How are the religious types supposed to compete with logic and reasoned debate. Stop being such a bastard!
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Damocles shmamocles, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01,
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Sorry
I forgot intangible belief trumps all. Otherwise it's against human rights, or something.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, Reply)
Yes, stop being so bloody logical.
I used a logical argument with a religious friend once. She said 'god does not work by logic'. Says it all really. Oh, she also believes that having babies is a gift from god, and the sun only rises to test her faith.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08,
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I have posted a few comments on there books.
Nawty I know, but I have always wanted ask one question, and hopefully some bugger answers me.
'So, you think you cant create something from nothing? So who or what created god? Who or what created what created god?' etc...
They bang on about stuff being irreducibly complex, and that must have been created, but they need to reduce their own belief first. Or where a nice hat like the Jews. That makes everything much betterer.
edit: sorry for spelling, its late.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03,
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I knew I didn't trust religion
when I was 5, and I asked my Sunday school teacher "who was God's dad?". She couldn't answer me, as far as I know the Pope wouldn't be able to answer me (I'm going to send him a letter, I'll publish it here), and yet they use the lack of 100% consistent theories about the Big Bang as proof that science is wrong.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:14, Reply)
I was a bit older,
about 8. I opened my Childrens Bible my nan gave me to the first page and thought 'where the fuck* are all the dinosaurs'. Ok, a cliche now, but it got me thinking. I very ignorantly thought that people grew out the Adam and Eve story the same time they do santa and tooth fairies, but there were people (and still are) who I know who still believe in it.
If you need a hand or insert for your letter to the pope, please let me know :-)
*may not have swore
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22,
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D'you know, I was always (the moment my critical faculties kicked in, at 5) an atheist
but I had no problem with people who believed in the supernatural - my sisters believed in Santa, why spoil the fun?. But the more I think about the concepts, and then I hear arguments from both sides, the more I start seeing religious people as being slightly simple, or weak, or indoctrinated.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, Reply)
I remember asking the same question at Sunday school
I think children are predisposistioned to be critical of religion (though obviously there must be a genetic and evolutionary reason for religion to exist) I think it takes ALOT of indoctrination to turn a child into a grown person who believes this stuff. I mean I was confirmed etc, not out of any religious conviction, was just what you did I thought, and was agnostic definatly by a year after, if not during (to be honest all I rememebr from the confirmation lessons was the generaly fluffy stuff about not judging a book by its cover etc. none of the religious stuff). My step cousins on the otehr hand, come from a very strict religious family, theyre otherwise very intelegent, ones an acturist, ones a doctor and the other is doing natural sciences of all things (he's the most religous out of them I think) yet are part of one of the more evangelical sects of christianity, all due to their parents and how they bought them up. Some of their opinions, such as on homosexuality I find distinctly 'un-christian'. Funny how these people who are so sure that atheists have no morals are able to use theirs to support a culture that can limit or even ruin other peoples lives.
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31,
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To be correct
I should say I was agnostic at 5. At that age more-or-less everybody has control over your life, and you believe in fairies, goblins, vampires and witches. I just never got the Christian God thing (and through logical processes of elimination I removed Santa and the Tooth Fairy too)
Having said that, when I was 8 I wanted to be a vicar (CoE), because that meant I could stand up in front of a guaranteed, if slightly shrinking, audience and be the centre of attention.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:40, Reply)
Ha, I thought the same for a while, I'm a sucker for the uniform.. I may dress up as a priest next halloween, looks fun!
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:47,
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Cheapest of all the costumes
You could have a papier mache head at your crotch region with a label 'Religion', and a head band dangling a papier mache cock in front of your head with the label 'Science'.
EDIT: Actually, you dressed as a man of the cloth, means the labels should be "Believer" and "Scientist".
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:03, Reply)
was thinking more of a Father Jack type thing
But a preist skull fucked by Dawkins could work!?!
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:11,
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There is no logic.
Most* of the questions are fundamentally flawed. It's past my bed time, so I won't go into exhaustive detail, but...
1.
- Misses "D: Recognises that A manufactured object is not a banana"
- Ignores the fact that fruit** evolved to be eaten. It's how the plants spread their seeds.
- Ignores the fact that bananas have been selectively bred to make them more palatable.
2.
- Buildings, Paintings and Cars are artifacts not life forms. Last time I checked they don't reproduce and aren't alive.
3.
- Yes, Yes, No. Physics is all about rules and symmetry. This does not imply intelligence. Can't rule it out, but there is no evidence one way or the other.
4.
- False premise. There is no need to claim absolute knowledge to reject likely existence of deities on balance of probabilities.
5.
- Same error as 2. Buildings are not life forms. I'm quite happy to believe that nobody made the caves that people used to live in though.
6.
- Utterly irrelevant bible quiz. Has no bearing on the subject, and to be honest asking an atheist if they love their god is comical.
but as you asked:
- Have I always loved God my Creator with all my heart, mind, soul and strength?
No, because I choose to do without the concept.
- Have I made a god in my own image - a god to suit myself?
No, see above.
- Have I ever used God's name in vain?
It's a handy mild swear word. Don't worry. He didn't hear.
- Have I kept the Sabbath holy?
I live in a country where I get weekends off if that counts.
- Have I always honored my parents implicitly?
Not always, but then again neither have you. I respect my folks coz they deserve it.
- Have I murdered (God considers hatred as murder)?
Not crossed that one off yet. What was your address again?
- Have I committed adultery (including premarital sex and lust)?
And had a great time too. Don't go for cheating on people though coz they get upset.
- Have I stolen (the value is irrelevant)?
Probably at some point. Not lately.
- Have I lied (including fibs and these questions)?
Yep, but only to hide the existence of my flying giraffe.
- Have I coveted (been greedy or materialistic)
Almost certainly. Hasn't everyone?
verdict
So all in all a logical failure. Grade G- See Me!
*All.
**I know the banana isn't technically a fruit, but it does the same thing.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, Reply)
Expecting Master Cheif :-(
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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that cat has a massive penis
.
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superspang holding in his turd since, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:34,
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Richard Tingleys Incredibly Excviting Video Blog 11
I made this!
In which I suffer nasally and vere toward sexism.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:10,
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CLANG.............that's my jaw dropped then.
"3D Animation of Five Years of Graffiti Outside Serge Gainsbourg's Home" V. V. Pretty.
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Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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there's a point very early in that where i was just ....
...FuuuuCK!!!
nice.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
It's immense innit?
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Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Awesome choonage also!
*click
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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the original isn't bad either...check out the album Histoire de Melodie Nelson.
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nocturne72, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:53,
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On spotify now, Cheers! :)
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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also there's this...
www.indavideo.hu/video/SERGE_GAINSBOURG_-_HISTOIRE_DE_MELODY_NELSON_PAR_JEAN-CHRISTOPHE_AVERTY_1971_2
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nocturne72, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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Fantastic video
*Click*
But these days I expect to see a concept like that nicked for an advert within about a month.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla Do not drag squirrels into our argument!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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v purdy
Loved the first part!
Reminded me a bit of photosynth: photosynth.net/ - although completly different. (I'm simple like that)
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zacherynuk, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:12,
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This is wonderful!
Great take on a great song. :D
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:30,
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BACON DAY WINNERS
I made this!
Thank you all bacon chums for participating on the wonderful occasion that is BACON DAY. We could only pick one winner, but there is a top 5 for you all to enjoy
JOINT 5th PLACE
Apon and Mr.Spoon For their Bacon meateor :D
4th PLACE
Porchid formerly Orchird For his Wake'n'bacon link
3rd PLACE
beckyjsbx's BACON EXPLOSION *bacon gasms*
2nd PLACE
tickle For his Bacon Day song. And a special mention to Frozen_banana for the best counter-insult i've seen in a while
AND THE WINNER OF BACON DAY 2009 IS.......
JIMBOFTU For his AWESOME Bacon bacon sorry bbc bacon bacon. As well as the prizes, you win THIS badge!
Thank you all for taking part this year, especially RBF Esquire for being AWESOME and getting the day going and The Great Architect for the sexy badge, and we hope we'll see you again next year for MORE bacon nonsense :D
bacon
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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How would you describe the taste to someone who has never eaten it before?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)
Once I burnt myself on electricities
and put my finger in my mouth and it tasted and smelt really, really bad.
Then, to be sure, I purposefully did it again, and yes, it both tasted and smelt really bad.
Science.
(I'm changing smelled to smelt; join the revolution!)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)
Imaging the confusion that would cause to the steel industry.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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Next to none?
As context would indicate past tense and the past tense of smelt is smelted.
HAH, MY PLAN IS MASTERFUL! Your argument is invalid; so stick it back in its wheelchair and fuck off.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)
Human flesh is an aquired taste
Unless you're russian, and then it's just something you eat on wednesdays.
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Monty Propps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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No, I don't :)
It's every other week a cannabalism story comes out of the former USSR teritories.
A hang over from Stalin's agricultural policies I suspect...
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Monty Propps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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Hm...
Know any good airlines?
Man, that would've made such a great contribution to bacon day.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
How do you know it wasn't the electricities that didn't taste bad?
Did you lick the electricities too to make sure?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Well, I'm very polite and well raised, you see
so instead of lick them directly I used a fork.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)
Well lar-dee-dar!
We weren't all brought up to eat our electricities with cutlery you know...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:54, Reply)
Lesbians
eat kebab all the time
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:47,
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Imagine you're chewing on a mushroom...
but it's got more resistance in your mouth than a mushroom, and tastes approximately 1,000,000 times tastier. Then you're 4% of the way to starting to contemplate the concept of what bacon tastes like.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
this! OH DEAR SWEET JESUS YES THIS!
Sorry, was eating some bacon, and bacongasemed. Vegitarians don't know what theyre missing, the pale anemic fools...
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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By some bacon frazzles.
Vegetarian, and taste like bacon.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:14,
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wicked.
congratulations to jimboftw. i only thought of making my song after i saw his vid. it's well funny. bacon bacon badly bacon badly.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)
Yay!
Well done all that entered and making it a GREAT day!
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:18,
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I never wanted to win anything anyway... all bacon products, especially tasty pork scratchings, taste like shit and are gay n shit!
hmmmph - i'm telling my mum on you!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Awww
would you like a consolation prize?
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37,
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Former Teen Idol Kirk Cameron is on a Crusade to Debunk Evolution
RANT!!! Sorry for 2 in a row, but this is absolutely disgusting!
I am one for equal learning! But this guy needs assassinating.
from Derren Browns Blog:
Kirk Cameron is attempting to warn everyone that an entire generation is being brainwashed by “atheistic evolution”. In a crude attempt to put their message across the Living Waters group, headed up by Ray Comfort, have produced a copy of Darwin’s Origin of the Species with a 50 page intro of their own. In it they claim Darwin was racist, hated women and claim of Hitlers undeniable connection to evolutionary theory.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:15,
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You know,
Sometime I hate living in England, and think America would be a much better place to live in, larger land to people ratio, a more diverse land scape, but then I hear about shit like this and the health care debate and feel better.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
Come to Canada instead!
We've got all the senses and good places for livings.
/Ex-Brit now living in Canada blog
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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Christianitu
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yeah. Makes perfect sense.
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:25,
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^This with bells on
So want to put that as my facebook status.. it would really upset a few of my friends though...
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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the only other jewish zombie i can think of is lazerus.
he was jewish wasn't he? edit lazerus... he came back from the dead and had lazers for eyes.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)
Heh
I guess the trick would be not to take it quite so literally; it's just a shame some of them apparently do
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:54,
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Bill Hicks
or George Carlin?
I forget which of them coined that little tirade. Still great.
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Damocles shmamocles, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:01,
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"Equal Learning"??
So you think that astrology ought to be taught along with astronomy and that alchemy and phlogiston theory deserve as much time as chemistry?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
No no,
I think that kids should be taught critical thinking, then taught astronomy next to astrology. After all, it is up the them what they believe. The toss this guy is spouting is not critical thinking or logical or even rational.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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that's so strange
This whole time I thought he was on a crusade to make himself and his cause look asinine...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)
^this
but just issue every bible with the God Delusion.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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That
And Shaven Ravers.
Or Razzle for the classy hotels.
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Monty Propps, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:02,
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My HT-XBox - finished
I made this!
I posted this link a few weeks ago about my desire to build a HTPC inside an xbox - I've finished the project, and if anyones interested, feel free to take a look at the finished thing :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:13, Reply)
Cheers
Shame I didn't have better tools though, could have done a much neater job. :) Works like a charm though!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)
So is it home theatre
with an X-Box, all-in-one? Or just a HTPC in the style of an X-Box?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)
just an htpc
built inside an old xbox case.
No reason I can't install an emulator thought - the controller ports still work :)
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:11, Reply)
Pardon my ignorance,
but what did you do? In english, so I can understand. In other words, dumb it down a little.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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The 'HT' in the title refers to 'Home Theatre'.
It's not literal; there's no stage-hands or sandbags. It's a little computer that plays films and that on your telly really well.
Well done that man.
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Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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ooh,
now that is exciting. And yes, well done indeed!
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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But why the X-Box motif?
Is there an X-Box in there too?
We need to know these things!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:06, Reply)
it's running xbmc
Previously known as "XBox Media Centre" - back in the day when the original XBox was still being modded, one could dual-boot to Linux, and run this bit of software to stream media - it's pretty much the same as windows media centre, or mythtv, or apple tv etc - I liked XBMC because the library (in my opinion) is second to none. I've been using my old soft-modded XBox to play movies ever since, problem is it can't cope with HD content, so I needed to build a proper pc.
I have a few reasons for keeping the motif though, firstly, I just like the look of the xbox, and thought it would be a challenge. Second, I didnt want to change ANY aspect of how I use the system, I wanted the interface, the remote, and the library to look exactly the same, with the ability to play 1080p (for one thing, I don't have to "re-train" my flat mate hehe). Finally, I didn't want to spend large amounts of money on a case that I didnt like, or meant I had to rearrange other players etc.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:17, Reply)
You made a PC. Well done!
In seriousness why did you put it in an Xbox1 case when there are several more attractive alternatives out there?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:58, Reply)
Attractiveness is subjective...
There's a number of reasons (mentioned above), but mostly, I sort of just wanted to see if it could be done, and I'm not the only person using the system, so I wanted to be able to say to them that we can now stream the HiDef stuff, without showing them how.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:19, Reply)
Jay-Z's "D.O.A (Death of Auto-Tune)
I totally agree with Mr Zed.
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RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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