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This is a link post How to make a fire piston
Where the hell were these things when I was a kid? Probably kept quiet because the grown-ups knew we'd never actually be able to set fire to anything by rubbing sticks together.
Jump to 10:30 if you want to see what it does without learning how to make it first.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just why
A few Swan Vesta dipped in candle wax and a magnetised pin sorted....
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one.
They are fun, but it's a bitch to actually get a fire started with one.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So has Kieth Flint
because he is a ......
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Member of the Prodigy?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post One who breathes pressure?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we just didn't tell you because you were utterly retarded.
As a child in the 1970's I was taught by Saturday morning fucking TELEVISION shows how to make a fucking pipe-bomb, and how to turn household objects into a crossbow-style weapon that could put a six inch nail through a breezeblock. Even Blue Peter taught us to make an air-powered rocket that could stun a horse if you hit the cunt head on.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How many horses stuj?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I need to make stuff like this. Planning a hostile takeover of the machine shop down the road.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, 'how to make' without pointing out 'Own lathe and machining tools' are kind of important.
bloody hipster engineers and their neckbeards.
(, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ee ar
www.instructables.com/id/Simple-Fire-Piston/
(, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post MST3K marathon on Twitch.
There goes my week. Frabulous!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
coolness!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Man jailed for killing co-worker who had smelly feet
Dubai
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubai is a fucking shithole full of cunts. TRUFAX!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So how is the new job "Departmental Head of Dubai Tourism" going?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post With smelly feet?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I have smelt feet that bad.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you work in an office
you have access to pens. One of those jammed an inch into the sole of his foot and he will keep his feet away from you from that point on.

If your problem is with his feet, make his feet hurt when he does things with them that annoy you. You had no issue with his neck, leave that alone.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It should be a nose for a nose.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see that.
Just not the neck with a knife...
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks facebook*

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post I'm going for a pint and nothing will stop me
Legend
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy that man a drink!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll need four.
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He was an exception to the rule of three when it involves busses
that would seriously upset his drinking plans
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Was handy the bus dropped him off right outside

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Where was his Dancing Bear?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Choon!!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't sure if anyone would get that reference!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, his shoes stayed on

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I live half an hour away

But I've been in some states in that pub. The fact he went straight in for a drink rather than a hospital says a lot for the Turtle's clientele :o)
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, like you've never done that.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Now the fine weather isn't here, it's time for a caravan holiday.
"He's not a person Tina, he's a Daily Mail reader"

SIGHTSEERS Jet-black comedy from Ben Wheatley -
writer-director of Kill List - about a dark and
bloody journey through the British Isles in a
caravan.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great film
will never look at potpourri the same way again

Ben was responsible for one of the most terrifying B2ta newsletter links ever. Now broken thankfully (although a small part of me want's to see it again)

Here is what the ginger one said at the time

" > Most obscene animation ever <
Ben Wheatley sent us this animation a couple
of weeks ago. We managed 15 seconds before
going, "I don't want to see dancing cocks
and meaty vulvas pulsating to a drum'n'bass
remix of Ohio Express's 1968 hit, 'Yummy,
Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy.'"
Then Ben turned up at B3ta HQ and
threatened to kill us and use our flayed
flesh to create a new animation. WARNING:
this is freaky, not safe for work and
frankly the work of a serial killer
playing with his food.
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/prettycreatures.html"
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it's here...
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202184
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace film.
Met the main actor in a pub in Brixton once and he was a proper humble lovely fella (even though i didn't know his name) :D
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like that
You'll love Prevenge with the same woman, Alice Lowe.
www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4099454489?playlistId=tt5154288&ref_=tt_ov_vi
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post confirmed
both are excellent
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I volunteer at Crich tramway
In the workshops. We think it's hilarious. Especially after one of our older volunteers wives, a woman in her 60's, emailed everyone when it was on TV, and urged us to watch it. She did not expect to see the film she saw.

Every so often, someone will ask why we aren't selling pot pourri or knitting patterns for knickers in the gift shop.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, it's no Kill List.
I don't rate A Field In England because it's just League Of Gentlemen Go Back In Time.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post Even nature hates cyclists

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he should stop dressing like a cunt
The bird is clearly miffed about the clothing
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
cap on backwards and much worse - peak down.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he is lucky it only used its feet otherwise
he could have been in for a big bill.




i'll get my leg
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad they made sure to mention that
he was in the army. It's important to know that because a bird flies down on his head.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post more precisely
a trooper swooper
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Buzzard's gonna blind me

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post riding on my
troopah pah swoopah pah
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they are implying that these are insurgent birds

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why when I go cycling I wear a hat that looks like a large cat.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But is a hat good enough in 2017?

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Only one way to find out.
We need a volunteer who isn't afraid of having their eyes pecked out.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the way he says he's going to continue using that route
don't worry that it's causing obvious distress to the breeding bird!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what made Britain great is it?
Taking another route every time a bird wants to fuck in a tree? Hmmm?
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that cunt has his own name on his cycling helmet.
bird has clearly taken umbrage at this
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine calling up a news outlet to report such a thing. What a narcissist.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post How to beatbox 101

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a link post Just a bloke watching the rugby with no trousers on


caution - filmed in glorious portrait
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post BORN FREE....

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Majesticals

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Something Something
men with odd shaped balls
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Rise of the Dumbphone I made this!
A little thing wot I done for the Beano.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice work!
Have a chips
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yay more more more..very good indeed.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff.
Linking the Beano to phones makes me wonder whether Dennis the Menace has ever been updated to include things like happy slapping in his bullying repertoire.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that!
- especially the Day of the Tentacle reference.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Airphibian
Stumbled across a link via CarTalk, initially thought there is no way that it was real. Evidently it was. I wish the guy was still around building them.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very clever

*click*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Click

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda sad too
Love the colours
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post cool guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Edison_Fulton_Jr.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Have a bit of hydro physics
Refreshing
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting physics
Fucking awful presentation.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty cool.
I find the guy a bit annoying though.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Nostalgia overload
SNES mini is coming! :o)
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks cool! I'm gonna get one. Even though I've got most of those games in some form or another
Haven't got Star Fox 2 though! That's a nice surprise.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I had several of them

Super Mario, Metroid, Zelda, Street Fighter and Starfox (2). All fucking brilliant. Probably going to have to forego a gig for the privilege, but I think it might be necessary :o/
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can even get hold of one. They didn't do a very good job of supplying the NES classic.
Then they just discontinued it.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wired contollers?
Fucking lame! Ain't this the new millennium or something?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post My eyesight's too poor to get further away than the length of the cable anyway
Even with a 42" screen, as opposed to the little telly I had as a kid. I suppose I could be liable to knock my beer over more often though.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just get a psp, hack it with a custom firmware and install an emulator.

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You can play SNES ROMs on pretty much any device available these days...
PC/laptop/tablet, mobile phone, other games consoles...

I picked up a Wii 6 months ago for less than 20 quid, hacked it, added a USB hard drive and can now play loads of retro games on it using a classic Wii controller or Gamecube controller.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason why I said pap was that it was portable.
It's mad what can be emulated.

Neo Geo for Metal slug is my favourite.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Protip: Don't shoot a fridge full of explosives
They're liable to shoot back at you.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That is Bruce Sprigteen right?

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Roger Dawtree

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA!

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Being American, death by either
fridge or gun is quite traditional.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Good fridge with a gun could have prevented most of them :'(

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post If that had been a Hotpoint
It would have fired first
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Beku Minibar!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as north london then.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Was Indy in there?

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I want to go

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bosch!

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they all had fridges

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!

Mental!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is there a tower block behind that bloke?







Toosoon?
*edit, no sorry missed it :(
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your mum and
'The Herald of Free Enterprise' got in common?

They both lie on their sides with their flaps open.

Is what we used to say at school
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus that's a terrible joke
my mum died in the Zeebrugge disaster, she jumped from the 24th floor.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very sorry for your loss
But, you should inform the Orkney islanders that it's not a whale.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "You were only meant to blow the bloody salad drawer out"

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Struth
Reminds me of this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-azG3Iokk
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I call redneck bullshit
Trajectory is too straight. No rotation of the door.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep! Gake!
It bounced off of the ground but didn't have any forward spin like I would expect it to.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder
but came to the conclusion that it was real. I don't think you'd be able to convincingly model the movement of that sapling it hits on the way through without a great deal of effort. The strike on the ground was a very low angle, and the door was heavily deformed by the initial blast, so I could understand why it wouldn't tumble as a result.
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Beetroot and Trousers I made this!
Beetroot and Trousers go to the beach and find... a magical unicorn!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Blode-y brilliant!

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sea Badger definitely the breakout character in this series.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he demonstrates amazing range

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post SBaC

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post true

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post Unreal engine in your browser, neat
ScriptLog: Unrealty Error! Player died, and they aren't supposed to!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Once you let it into your browser, how do you get it back out?
Some kind of alt-fact, reality trap I'm guessing?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post The mere presence of your smartphone reduces brain power
“Your conscious mind isn’t thinking about your smartphone, but that process — the process of requiring yourself to not think about something — uses up some of your limited cognitive resources. It’s a brain drain.”
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Out on a limb here
but women seem to be better at this than men.


*creak*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The mere presence of women has a for worse effect on men than any phone could.
"Phwooar, tits, let me finish this beer and jump into this canal to impress them..."
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post too long at sea
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylmYPLDtIk8
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I find women are indeed better at multitasking.
So long as one of the tasks is telling a man that women are better at multitasking.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, doing something whilst complaining about doing something.
They are most excellent at that.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
I red this on my fone and 4gotten wat it sad..lolz
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:31, Reply)
This is a link post Looks like someone's actually managed to find a use for graphene
and it could be a game-changer.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ...if you're shot at regularly

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Or circuit boards or something
I don't know. Aeroplanes and stuff.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Step 1 though, can it be weaponised?
Step 2, proceed with research for benefit of mankind
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, yes, I think so
looks like it can be used for bullet/bomb-proofing things so it'll have a conflict use.

Or can it be used in formula 1? That seems to get plenty of technology on the go: ceramics components, carbon-graphite and composites.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but can it be used in porn?

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ asking the real question here

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post could it be made into
For example anti drowning filters for adult japanese acresses?
Asking for a friend
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ANYTHING can be used in porn
Edit: but being shot at doesn't require the wearing of a bulletproof vest as much as a bib and a grin
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that it already is in use in F1

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This solves so many world problems.
Finally we will be able to wear high heels on a bouncy castle!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullet proof fetish wear!
This is good science!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It would make a cat o'nine tails look a bit tame
ie
BLAM!!

-Thank you, Mistress, may I have another?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily the scattergun o'two barrels has another in the chamber.

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Was the ability to roll up a TV screen like paper not gamechanging??

(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post A butterfly tongue

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 4:31, Reply)
This is a link post Great news!
Someone has finally invented the sausage roll!
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck!

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Beef sausage though.

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, someone tell Greggs!

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
You can tell Gregg but he is in jail for playing hide the sausage roll
(, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post getting all proprietorial over a sausage roll
Pure brexit
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean
that I've been eating snacks from the future?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post I saw this and thought of you. NSFW

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's not bukkake, it's gokkun.
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a little ashamed I understood every word of that.

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this in an early Sandman comic?

(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post While Sandman dealt with often near-the-knuckle topics such as male prostitution and heroin addiction
bukkake was not part of that *ahem* pantheon.

It was the early 90's IIRC, I don't think bukakke had been invented then.

Also, too soon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3QXK2iUJn0
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a tragic
but made up, morality tale.
(, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Too hard to swallow?

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't concieve
the way this happened.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't want to be on the CSI DNA testing rota the day that one came in...I tell ya.

(, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 15:23, Reply)

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