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This is a link post Iggy Pop - Dum Dum Boys.
Seeing as though i'm listening to this now, it's my candle day and i'm not able to stick around for it :-(

Thanks for all the laughs everyone :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Halloween, San Francisco style.... NSFW I made this!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Shove your shitty alternative lifestyle videos up your arse.
B3ta style.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:35, Reply)
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Fuck!!! Candles!!!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuckfuck, how shiny!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
most disturbing bit was the end, wiping on the wig without washing their hands
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
This is a link post Marcel the Shell
This little animation may be too "cute" for some jaded b3tans, but I thought it was nice. I haven't seen the book it is pushing...

here are the previous episodes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9K22D0o5Q
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post Would a cat do this?
Mine certainly wouldn't.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough
My mother-in-law went in hospital 2 days ago. They put in a pacemaker today. I was tasked with going to her house to care for her cat of 14 years.
This cat is not particularly fond of me as I often get to take him to the vet.
Stopped after work, the cat came bounding (okay, strolling rapidly) across the room. He started rubbing against my leg like I was his long lost buddy.
I get the feeling he really thought it was his mama coming home.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "He was also a passionate lover of dogs."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know what that means ...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 6:15, Reply)
This is a link post any b3tan scat enthusiasts?
Had a playlist running in the background with some Ella Fitzgerald stuff on it- a couple of hour long televised live sets came up, total fucking gold.

Get your black polo necks on, it's Jazz time

I thought I knew pretty much her entire repertoire, but this just had me transfixed... never heard anything like it. Give it a couple of minutes to really get going.

Have some talent, you loathsome cunts.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post are there any scat enthusiasts!?
oh.

honestly though, that vid's good
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Scat enthusiasts you say?!
Nope..... nope, too easy.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Grrrrrreat.
nice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLOW9dM67Mk
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:00, Reply)
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Lovely x
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the scat man...
Whallabum-baddidiydum-whalabum-bal-didlldly-dum.....bud did a dum
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The Scatman was crap
compared with Ella.

I never heard of him until my band toured Germany - his impact on Merika was nill.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Scatman Crothers, on the other hand...

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 5:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He was OK, made more $ as a character actor.
I have a lot of 1930's scat singers in my record collection - there were some really amazing performances!
This is a pretty good set.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 5:18, Reply)
This is a link post Tinchy and the chuckles...
Tinchy Stryder, the Chuckle brothers, 'nuff said.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So good he sang it twice!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic lurking
Sign up
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you speak to GC?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post From the Chuckle Brothers' Wikipedia page:
"In April 2007, while on holiday on the Greek island of Cephalonia, Paul broke his nose and suffered cuts and bruises when he lost control of his motorcycle after suddenly braking to avoid a goat herder and his flock. Instead of helping him, tourists who stopped at the accident shouted the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase, "To me, to you."

Guilty LOL.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post Been a while since there has been a Mehdi post :)
yay!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post Good save.
This is why you do not leave your car in gear.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely
This is WHY you should always park your car in gear. So when the handbrake fails it stays where you left it ?

Only utter imbeciles don't park their car in gear (and steered towards the kerb when on an incline)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me amend my previous statement
This is why you don't leave your car in gear when the engine is running
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you can't, it would stall

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you've never had a car with an auto gearbox.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can settle this.
If you're a Yank who can't drive a normal car, never leave your car in gear. If, like the rest of the world, you are not baffled by simple controls, leave your car in gear.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think like this.
Until I did get a car with an automatic. For your dreary, basic, day to day driving, it's fucking fantastic, though I also have a tiny Spitfire on the side for a bit of manual fun :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest,
I live in Florida and drive an automatic, but I just can't resist the chance to take the piss out of the natives of my new home country.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post fact is.... the car was not in gear.
I also drive an automatic (Outlander PHEV) and a manual (TVR Chimaera)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on a level floor.
The car shouldn't roll off on its own. I'm not familiar with the slushboxes on old Mustangs, but if it has an electric gear selector, anything could happen.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
If I lived in a part of the world where I could stay in one gear for more than two or three minutes, I'd love a manual. Also, automatics have a fun 'go-karty' appeal as well. Well, they do if you drive a knackered 20yr old thing like mine.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Tusk is a very manly name.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post so is CHEST

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Now try doing that with an off road crane on the side of a steep mountain.
I managed to push my ass into the air parking brake button, and away we started going down a very steep hill with me facing backwards. I managed to get turned around in time to avoid death, but not after a tree had taken the door off.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:58, Reply)
This is a link post Woman orders "fur wolf tail" for Halloween.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was made of glass.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ebay=previously used

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Head-in-a-jar trick


Happy Halloween

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I am doing this.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Some B3tan will be putting a pic of their dick in a jar

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:24, Reply)
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jar shot glass
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:37, Reply)
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shot glass thimble
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:43, Reply)
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Thimble cat
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:10, Reply)
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a pic of
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:03, Reply)
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cat vice
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Tabs 'cum face'

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post been on the tabscam lately?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:39, Reply)
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It's how he looks when in the shrubbery by my bay windows
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Dom.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hidden behind a case of red wine and a leftover kebab...

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this is one Jamie Oliver show I'd watch.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitive lol...

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just ordered my jar

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post from the pics we can clearly see he was dead to begin with
it's all trickery - the crude stop-motion of the image getting submerged in the jar is just a cut to a shot of the jar with an actual head in it
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 6:27, Reply)
This is a link post Barb I made this!
I think you'll recognize the tune I just mangled up/slightly updated/remixed :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this but I didn't recognise the tune :(
Soz
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Barbapapa... rings a bell?
oh well, perhaps that never made it across the pond
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!
I'm not a yank!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a wank

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If I meant yank, I'd say 'across the ocean'
I'm in the Dutchland
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i LOVED Barbapapa!
I have a barbamama!. :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The rappa?
He was cool, Mr Onion was a bit weird.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post What's the American equivalent of Yewtree?
OK, so maybe everyone else knew this ages ago. I didn't.

Crikey.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post are we accepting all unproven allegations, because the alternative is to let 'rich celebs' get away with it?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post p.s. Noel Edmonds fingered me when I was young
but no one will listen because he hides behind his crinkly bottom, charity work, and new age clap trap
Have we learned nothing from Savile?
Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson also...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)
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Mr Blobby destroyed my anus with his fist :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He gave you yellow anal warts

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:23, Reply)
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Yeah and polyps the size of grapes, my proctologist* can fit his head inside

*may or may not be a doctor of medicality
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on...

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post JACKO SUCKED MY PLUMS

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
Hang a richie!!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, it surely wasn't rape.
Just some snoobely-woobely-sizzely-bizzely-doodely-yoodely-rape.

Oh.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're just saying that 'cos he's black.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post case closed
*strikes hammer*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:25, Reply)
This is a link post Black people always think I'm Ashton Kutcher. NSFW
Made me giggle a few times.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaa
There's some real gems in there for sure :D I like the insane rambly ones
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
Jesus...people are weird.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
This is a link post Willy Wonka tunnel scene
Some of these "childrens" shows seemed intent on destroying the young minds.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame stupid books like Bruno Bettelheim's Uses of Enchantment
Its this idea that its healthy and required that you disturb your children
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This was indeed very bloody weird.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the poem in this scene is called "The Rowing Song"
Roald Dahl wrote it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That film was a travesty & disgusting betrayal of the book.
The boat should have been a hollowed out boiled sweet and not that white plastic crap. Also, the fucking Oompa Loompas aren't wearing deer skins AND they are taller than Willy Wonka's knee.

Bastard film makers.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Put... down.. the ... knife...

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Ro[n]ald Dahl.
They made a great film despite him and his crappy books. The fact that he didn't like the film just makes it better in my eyes.

I do enjoy Tales of the Unexpected though.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post great scene...
...loved it as a kid. Never did me any harm. Although maybe it does explain all the body parts I have to keep in the cellar.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds totally adjusted

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Willy Wonka
From an age when a family film could mean a madman basically kidnapping kids to show them his fudge tunnel.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 2:30, Reply)
This is a link post The perfect complement to a Wizard's Sleeve
Soz for the Poke link.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
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(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post is that cock made of glass? posted days ago

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cut me some slack
My brain is addled by Ebola and fluoridated water.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post One of my favouritest comedy scenes ever
Perfect.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Deny everything Baldrick...
This has been regularly making me laugh since I was about 8.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No it hasn't!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is Patrick!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never get tired of rewatching this show for as long as I live

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post The Bogeyman I made this!
Me and the über talented Oli Putland made this little music video for Halloween.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Tops!
Well done.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!
...with lemon just a sliiiice :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work! Very nice.
Vaguely reminds me of a short I saw about 25 years ago at an animation festival. I think it was all pencil drawn, had an unfinished quality about it. It was about a baby and a stuffed giraffe, and the giraffe was trying to attach the baby. It was probably crap but it stuck in my mind and haven't been able to find any information on it. Anyone help me out here?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fictionalized, right? I mean, no way can that be true. Right?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good indeed, all year round

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

Nice work!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post charming

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Now
all I need is to figure out the embed thingy bob...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
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shorter url but still the long one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kswFpZ9IFA&
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes! Terrifying.
WOOoooooOOOoooo
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post shoot the scoot
thats good
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post This is funny
Spoof photoshop tutorial
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
nice
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *click* for virginity lithmus test alone

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, very good.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post How times have changed
Bullet Proof clipboards 1979
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm
*Adds "Bullet Proof Clipboards" to "Possible Band Names" list*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be ordering mine forthwith
ballisticclipboards.publishpath.com/products
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this really *is* stepping back in time!
"Are we going to next see policemen wearing flak jackets and bulletproof helmets?"

"I certainly hope not. I don't think so!"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That question seems to shock him.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake
all the violence he talks about only started with the EU and mass immigration
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post back then you could copy a large amount of data onto the clipboard
without being asked if you want to save it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.50
A GHERKIN???
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post A gherk-a-gherk-a-Gurka cookery knife
G-g-g-g-g-Granville
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Eric Idle

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post just a cat in frock
falling over
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post True art

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post trart
for short
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the same cat from yesterday

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But not in a kitchen
get with it man ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching it over and over whilst listening to the new Beyond Creation album
lambgoat.com/features/200/Beyond-Creation-Earthborn-Evolution-album-stream

...Pretending it's a music video. It sort of works.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Catatonic!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate cats and that has brought me great joy.
Nasty things.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:19, Reply)

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