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Inmates Put Pigs on Cop Car Decals! Are those other things penises? Epic!
I made this!
Inmates changed the spots on a cow in the 300 year old state seal to be the shape of a pig and it got affixed to 30 police vehicles!
The government is taking a real attitude about this instead of admitting that it was an awesome prank and having a laugh. The decals have been on the police cars for four years and are just now being noticed. Now the pricks want to raid a fund that helps other inmates to pay for replacement decals. I immediately thought that this was a perfect story to share with my b3ta friends. Laugh a lot and help out any way you see fit. I know how resourceful this community can be when faced with a challenge.It would be great if we could get enough traction online to make them change their minds. You can find out all the lurid details and news accounts on our page. Thanks to all of you for the years of great laughs!
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cidman2001 Sick,sick,sick...I Love it!, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:27,
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Are you a queasy person? Don't watch this.
NSFW
A man has to eat 403 oysters in an hour. He barfs. If he can hold them down at the end of the hour he's won. He realises that technically, if he eats the barf then he's still held it down at the end of the hour and could still qualify.
In fact. Don't watch it. It made me do a little mouth sick.
But if you DID watch it all the way through, then why not boast about it?
NSFW 4 WTF
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:33,
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Your excellent description
has made me not want to watch that at all. I suspect you're not a salesman in real life?
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:43,
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Um, no.
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CloneRanger illegally uploaded this website on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 5:35,
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not as bad as the curious may think. quite watchable in fact
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uzzardC4H5As, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 7:31,
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The best ever Health and Safety short ever made - now in HD
I've had a very low quality copy of this for a few years, but it now has turned up in it's full glory!
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P-MONKE is Austin Allegro, returning by minority demand., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:28,
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Magnificent :)
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:38,
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I don't even understand the German
but I get the gist... ;)
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P-MONKE is Austin Allegro, returning by minority demand., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:53,
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Ha-ha!
Amazing. Looking forward to sending this to a mate who used to drive forklifts.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:02,
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Wunderbar!
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UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:37,
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Das brilliant!
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CloneRanger illegally uploaded this website on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 5:38,
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"Star Wars" vs. "The Cold War" - (A dramatic reading)
The Communists tried to take over the moon in the 1980's..... but the JEDI (and Ronald Reagan) wouldn't let them so it seems.
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Stashie was YET AGAIN just outside the "win zone", Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:14,
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Best of Liam Neeson
I made this!
I love Liam Neeson. He's softly spoken like Terry Wogan but he can deliver a chop to your neck that will spoil your day big time.
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dogfood, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:09,
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Well done!
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CloneRanger illegally uploaded this website on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 5:45,
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Amusing Japanese mouth excerciser
I want one!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:51,
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"God can heal" advert banned.
People who believe that shite should also be banned.
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Dijital A rather odd horse., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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Women on the news, talking about sausage.
OR ARE THEY...?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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Saucy ladies.
There's a surprise appearance of a Prince Albert at 0:31 too!
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Pig Bodine, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:22,
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They can judge my kielbasa anytime!
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CloneRanger illegally uploaded this website on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 5:50,
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I hate pink Floyd
but i like this...
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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You shouldn't hate Pink Floyd
.end message.
edit - this is quite nice.
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underpant Nyan, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:47,
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Sorry i correct that.
I hate them after syd barrett left. Dave gilmours melancholic wanking sends me into fits of depression.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:59,
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Well I think
Dave is somewhat of a musical genius. But that's just me thinking stuff.
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underpant Nyan, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:06,
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You shouldn't hate them after Syd Barrett left
Personally I rate The Division Bell as one of my favourite albums ever.
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wheresthefish, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:56,
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I have a mouse. He doesn't have a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:43,
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Which one is Pink?
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BrokenCoccyx blamed the dog for it on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:53,
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The blue one!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:02,
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The one in the indivisible waders jacket of coarse.
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underpant Nyan, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:02,
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If you're going to post a Floyd cover while berating the original,
at least find a version that doesn't sound like it's being played through speakers made of cheesecloth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkG_hY28RI
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P-MONKE is Austin Allegro, returning by minority demand., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:14,
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they're doing it
wrong
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:14,
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Kraftwerk guest star on Tomorrow's World......
....performing 'The Robot'. FYI, kids.....BBC6 is having a Kraftwerk fest this weekend....so, if you like your music like you like your coffee - stilted, sterile and Teutonic? tune in \:D/ xxx
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:17,
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Christ!
I thought that was Maggie Philbin then! Thanks for the heads up though loggy!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:31,
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you're welcome, bunny x :D
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:50,
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Synthesiser Patel!
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tedster, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:39,
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remember
to set the burglar alarm
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:16,
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WHERE IS YOUR DAFT PUNK NOW>!!>>!?!??!?!?!L!>>!>!?!
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:40,
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Relatively tame for Rule 34
But should really have a NSFW tag
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Mandrake had his dreams of conquest ruined on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:53,
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Not much rule 34 going on there
Seems grand to me, just a big Milo Manara influence, which is no bad thing.
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Sn0tters and of course Henry the horse dances the waltz., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:46,
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Isn't Wendy underage?
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Lord of Teh 9 Get your penis out for the lads, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:48,
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Goofy's got a woodie!
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CloneRanger illegally uploaded this website on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 5:55,
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One for funny name corner
A particularly good one I feel.
Just possibly NSFW if your colleagues are reeeeally sensitive.
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mrandrist rubbing people up the Right Way on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:13,
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What a guy!
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tedster, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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That's good.
That's really good.
Click.
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pissflaps., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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He's coming the bash..
watch out miranda!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:10,
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What now?
Put the baileys & creosote down, luv. You've had enough.
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Tab Hunter Liam Connolly I'm gonna rim you till you cum blood, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:18,
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I can't!
It's on a drip, I have to wait till me helper comes back in the morning. I got locked in a cupboard the last time I fiddled with myself.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:24,
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Urghh god woman
Stop trying to make me think of your mimsy.
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Tab Hunter Liam Connolly I'm gonna rim you till you cum blood, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:36,
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*backs away from /links*
I didn't say anything about my mimsy...
*worries*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:51,
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"fiddled with myself"
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Tab Hunter Liam Connolly I'm gonna rim you till you cum blood, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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Are you
'reading poncey books' again tabs?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:02,
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Lolz!
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Fluffster, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:19,
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pfft
click a'hoy
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Ive mastered quantum pumkin absorbacy rate Has just become an Uncle. WOOOOOOOO, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:05,
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Bob Mills World Cup Heroes & Villains
This was prompted by the vid posted below featuring Mr Partidge. I remember watching this to death on video in the mid-90s. Harry Hill's TV Burp whilst being enjoyable is still just a more upbeat a popularist of Bob Mills' In Bed With Medinner series. I think Millsy's great anyway. Happy Friday. Time to fill my face with booze.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:06,
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I loved In Bed With Medinner too. One of the shows I genuinely miss not being made any more.
Although I largely don't enjoy Russell Brand's work, his Ponderland series did manage to capture a similar feel and I found myself really enjoying that too.
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Pig Bodine, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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Same here.
It really was a fantastic programme. I still miss it loads.
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Mister Smelly Farts Dropped His Guts On, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:10,
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I had forgotten about bob.
Where is he now?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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According to tinternet
he's on radio 4 now......whatever that is.
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atdotslash touches dogs where they wee, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:20,
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4 radios? Where can I listen to such a thing?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:34,
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Data does impression of Captain Picard
A VERY good impression.
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Leemondus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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Haha nice
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macroscian was not funny on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:06,
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That was ace!
Cheers!
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underpant Nyan, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:07,
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Outstanding
Shame that recording is off the telly, class find though :D
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06,
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It's off the screen at comicon. Not the telly. Pseudo-live.
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:42,
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this is very engaging!
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tedster, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:43,
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He's really good at pretending to be other people.
He could be an actor! They do that for a living.
...sarcasm mode disengaged. Yes, it is really good. I'd love to hear him do the "But it's too late. I've already seen everything" routine from Extras.
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:42,
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Good
Lord.
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George Blank quality lurking since 2001, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:41,
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Tee-Hee!
Very good :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:36,
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Do you like the desk?
It's very expensive.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:47,
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For some reason or another
I quite enjoyed that
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underpant Nyan, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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Bogger.
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Oysdgp shut the lid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:52,
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Soupy Norman!
I love this. There is a whole series of them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClElSXgLtiU
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Lord Tredegar, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:13,
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That is GENIUS!
THANKYOU! :-)
I've only seen this one clip on Time Trumpet...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:30,
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It would help
if I had the originals to compare against.
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evil_andy Damn you gravity, you win this time..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:36,
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Yes, this.
The ones with the original thumbnail seem very good though.
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:38,
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Also
If there was ever a subject matter for HappyToast to be let loose on, then Pokemon is it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:43,
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If you don't know your pokemans well enough to recognise them,
you won't appreciate it anyway.
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BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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That's precisely the problem
I don't know them. Help me know them so that I can appreciate them.
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evil_andy Damn you gravity, you win this time..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:10,
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And knowing all the pokemon
maybe explains why you are STILL SINGLE.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:10,
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pish
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Cockweasle, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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Whoever thought something like pokemon
could be so elitist.
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Dyslexic Pidgeon, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:26,
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fuck yes!
the ninetales, evee and milotic are paramount
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Cockweasle, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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I have never understood the whole Pokemon phenomenon...
Does that make me gay? or cool? or a chilly gay person?
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:38,
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speed camera
bloke dresses as speed camera
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De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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bloke dresses as speed camera
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:29,
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That's a strange thing to do
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:37,
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i enjoyed that.
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PunkDaddy, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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It's Remi Gaillard
up to his old tricks again...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:40,
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Man is crippled by his phobia.......of puppies
he's terrified of them...to the point of tears....I know it's wrong to mock the afflicted, but ..... they're made of dreams and candy rainbows, ffs!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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i actually found that quite touching.
the snowman one was funny though.
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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My Strange Addiction is also wonderful
started watching that out of daftness, ended up sobbing at the one with the lady addicted to eating sofas.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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bwahahaha
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:09,
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here's a clip :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM5W41jl74
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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Yeah, that is pretty sad...
she seems otherwise very normal.
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:29,
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I'm utterly addicted
to Man vs. Food at the moment. Brilliant stuff.
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evil_andy Damn you gravity, you win this time..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:36,
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don't start me on Adam Richman
his eyelashes make my knees go funny :D
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:23,
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he does have splendid eyelashes..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:34,
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I remember some program about phobias where they had some woman who had a phobia of creepy crawlies
they cured her using flooding... which meant they strapped her to a chair and then placed progressively bigger insects on her arms. After half an hour or so she was cured and could sit there unstrapped stroking the little insecty cunts. Quite interesting.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:03,
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That's too perfect to be real.
Big fucking tattoo muscle dude...Scared of PUPPIES!!!
It's too perfect. I know it's real...But I'm having trouble accepting that it's real.
Edit: Ah, you oversold it a bit. It's Pit Bulls he's scared of.
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:56,
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I've got a friend who was attacked (not badly) by a dog in a park when he was a nipper. He's scared of dogs. Seems sensible enough, avoid the things that fuck you up.
I'm scared of spiders. I've never been attacked by a spider. There are no nasty spiders generally in the UK
I'm an idiot
If this video is real, the guy has a legitimate reason for his phobia, enforced by time and self. He does really well. He's countering the wiring to his fight or flight.
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spagaroony, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 7:05,
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Eddie Murphy dies in snowboard accident!
Someones just posted this on fb, apparently actor Eddie Murphy has died in a snowboarding accident, is there anyway of verifying this or is it some kind of hoax malarky?
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:55,
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he said it wasnt true
I for one believe him
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:55,
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apologies for being a bit slow/dim
But who said what lol?
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:58,
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eddie murphy told the press
that he wasn't dead
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augsav, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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And you believe him? Pfft.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
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Dawn Of The Bread Jesus Made Me Do It, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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Thanks augsav,
:)
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:23,
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check sickipedia, if its down then yes, it's true.
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6821isnotmyPIN To wit or not to woo., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:57,
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Wel...
www.tmz.com/2012/02/03/eddie-murphy-dead-dies-false-rumors/
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:58,
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Cheers PCM
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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:(
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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Generally tmz is worth checking
www.tmz.com/
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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Gracias mucho Mr Magnum
I'll try to make sure I don't fall for no silliness like this again lol...
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Sneak-Thief Old enough to know better on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:47,
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he's fine
TMZ found him.....bugger. www.tmz.com/2012/02/03/eddie-murphy-dead-dies-false-rumors/
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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Why is it always the good guys that die so young?
bummy.bumfarmer.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php
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jeffrey44 Please like me., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:14,
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was he wearing a fat suit?
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Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:41,
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It's a Twitter thing
Various dead celebrities have been trending on Twitter since the new year. It amounts to trolling. Demi Moore's been one and there have been several others in the past few days.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:42,
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If he's not, he should be, the unfunny cunt.
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uzzardC4H5As, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 7:35,
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