Got a big water usage bill lately?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Alco?- www.selfdestructionandrecovery.blogspot.com, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:45, Reply)

b3ta.com Estimated Worth $139984.8 USD
probably old news.
Anyone know how valid this might be?
( Seventh oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Comedy Cuts on ITV's Catch Up...
The show is kinda funny, but this episope from the 8th of April has Tim Key and Alex Horne doing a seminar which I found coffee / monitor etc. It is half an hour long... you have been warned.
( busy phil isn't really that busy, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:04, Reply)

thanks
I would never watch anything on itv. this however is pretty good.
( MrA, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:17, Reply)

^this
ITV is for people who holiday in Florida
( Roland E O'Dorant likes Steam Trains, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:40, Reply)

and
buy Take a Break and play Sun Bingo.
( moogy boobles everything is right now Opal Fruits are back, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:45, Reply)

"I have a roof, I don't have a roof" etc.
I've seen a few of the performers at the Edinburgh Fringe festival... funny stuff.
( busy phil isn't really that busy, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)

!!!!!ETARIP A ERA UOY¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:51, Reply)

^ this
is made of win
(Exelcior Throw him to the floor and fill his ears with piss, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:56, Reply)

That's fucking scary.
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Hahahahahahahah
That is so fucking scary! I love it. :D
( Killerkitti My warpaint is Sharpie ink., Mon 12 May 2008, 0:02, Reply)

Prince Phillip on Mock The Week

( planearm, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:15, Reply)

HAhah thats ratehr entertaining.

( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Splendid.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:07, Reply)

what the fuck?
I'm never ego-googling again
( mictoboy wishes mofaha would update his feed, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:51, Reply)

I'm probably on some sort of list now from watching that

( magnum, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:57, Reply)

The only thing more disturbing than the video
are the comments :o/
(coliander is NOT John Leslie!, Sun 11 May 2008, 21:06, Reply)

would
/sicko blog
( ragingbullfrog thinks Nico Bellic sounds a little like Shrek, Sun 11 May 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Fuckingaider!

( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 21:44, Reply)

erm.... whut?
no seriously, whut?

EDIT: This is my ego google: www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3676942980

Makes me lOl or S0m3Th1nG
( t0ria just saw Christopher Dean (of "Torville and" fame), Sun 11 May 2008, 21:56, Reply)

expect to see mictoboy some time soon...
EDIT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Frozen_Banana, Sun 11 May 2008, 21:57, Reply)

NSFW due to banners
www.spankwire.com/articles/17796/Scarface-Abridged.html

And it WAS NOT me ;-)
( ragingbullfrog thinks Nico Bellic sounds a little like Shrek, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:21, Reply)

holy carp!
My eyes!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:12, Reply)

Just surfing the tube and found this
I was impressed :)
( tzambissamo never has to anova by hand ever again, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:02, Reply)

OOOOHHHHHHH.
When I hit play and paused the Coldcut tune I was listening to, they mixed perfectly and seamlessly. Which was nice.

She has no nipples.
( Edenmonster, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:18, Reply)

No she doesn't
Still, would.
( tzambissamo never has to anova by hand ever again, Sun 11 May 2008, 21:08, Reply)

coldcut are brill

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:13, Reply)

Were you searching for Heather Mills manga porn?

(Friz 3.0 Not to be confused with Friz 3.0 or Friz 3.0, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:34, Reply)

Turn your favourite website into gibberish
Gave me a few seconds of amusement by setting in on b3ta
( The Coast of Yemen approaches the buffet with a broad plate, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Its a wonder you noticed the difference...

( evil_andy, Sun 11 May 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Itself a wonted youthfulness notation theorists differs...

(Cap'n blah blah bloo bloo bloo, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:44, Reply)

2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo NSFW
Why?? Just Why?

Suppose its not safe for work
( Lord Turkey Boy making the world better through turkeys, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:18, Reply)

Ha ha ha
sort of makes you wonder who would get that sort of tattoo!
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:24, Reply)

i reckon this guy
www.geekitude.com/Pictures/Linucon2004/Ex45TronUpCloseRot.jpg
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:27, Reply)

I love the tron guy.
He's a fucking legend.
(meat2veg just sanded some of his arm off with a disc sander, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:16, Reply)

What a wanker!
Look at me "ha ha ha"

shut up and get the drinks in billy.
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:48, Reply)

It's like the paintings they have on the side of American aircraft during WWII
but with one girl shitting.
( magnum, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:45, Reply)

He is never ever going to find another girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

(Nonconformist does not care about your thoughts or feelings., Sun 11 May 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Young me / now me
I'll be very surprised if this isn't GC, but seeing as it don't work no more...
I also find it worrying that people actually submit themselves to this
( chunderbunny being lonely for five weeks :(, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:17, Reply)

think this was newslettered a while back
Its still cool though.
I like the ones where they pose in the same place as when they were a kid. especially the group ones with the same clothes its well funny
( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 17:38, Reply)

pffft
another Look at me merchant.
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:50, Reply)

Greedy Hamster
How much food can a hamster stuff into it's cheeks? It's not a rhetorical question click the link to find out.


It's quite a lot.
( redazril is a paranoid coke addict, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:35, Reply)

haha, the tubby bastard.
woo! *clicky*
( grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:38, Reply)

;D
how many hampsters can you fit in your cakehole?
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:42, Reply)

cakehole bumhole
(Friz 3.0 Not to be confused with Friz 3.0 or Friz 3.0, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:50, Reply)

It's like a tubby little vacuum cleaner.
Oh good god it's amusing in reverse.
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:16, Reply)

The best thing
is breaking a digestive in half. Then feeding the little fella it.
( ragingbullfrog thinks Nico Bellic sounds a little like Shrek, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Reminds me of my old hamster Marni

( b3tard http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14030< GO!, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Hamster am teh cyoot.
But I've never seen them grab a carrot stick like that. I should take one of the little cunts shopping. See how many upods you can get in his face.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Wilkinson's Family Restaurant ad.
Goths + cucumbers = LULZ
( grey kid ...if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:35, Reply)

i want to go there so much right now...

( gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:30, Reply)

get your coat
( the RAND corporation what goes on tour stays on tour - right?, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:29, Reply)

this is fucking ace !

( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:03, Reply)

genius.
fucking genius.

but it's never going to work.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:15, Reply)

very simple text based caststaway game
does not contains any tom hanks.
(Avast help, i am drowning, i am not joking! glug glug gl, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:32, Reply)

a few minutes of fun.

( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)

That was nice.
It reminded me of hours spent with 'hazard rescue' on ancient 8086 PCs.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog Podcast #10 - Cats vs Dogs I made this!
Hello lovely b3tans. I'm back with another selection of music, comedy and so on for your Sunday listening.
This time the podcast answers the age-old question: Cats? Or dogs? You decide.

Alamo Race Track - Don't Beat This Dog
Cassetteboy - Dogs Dogs Dogs Oh Yeah Dogs
The Cabin Fever - Cats Are Cooler Than Dogs
David Sedaris - Cat Got Your Tongue?
Pink Floyd - Lucifer Sam
The Cramps - Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?
The Day Today - Bomb Dogs
The Beatles - Hey Bulldog
Rufus Thomas - Bear Cat
Mr Oizo - Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog
Kenneth Williams - Diary Of A Madman (exerpt)
Tommy Scott - Cats & Dogs
Cassetteboy - Loving Dog ft Al Stylus
Cat Stevens - I Love My Dog
Pony Up! - The Truth About Cats and Dogs (Is That They Die)

Click here for the podblog with previous episodes


( Last Night A DJ Pedestrianised The High Street yawn, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:36, Reply)

I am rather enjoying this at the moment with my socks off
I am in a microlab revising and these songs are rather fun and well put together!!

Cheers.
( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 13:58, Reply)

now I'm listening to your 80's music one = its awesome.

( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah me too.
My neighbours must think I'm nuts listening to Ghostbusters.
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:16, Reply)

:D
thanks again.
edit: hahahahahahaha kissing/licking.
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Nice!
Minus one point for missing off Scott Walker's version of 'The Girls and the Dogs' though.
(Chanticleer turning the train spastic, Sun 11 May 2008, 14:36, Reply)

A video about a evil floating head
(kill me if its gc)
( MrA, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:23, Reply)

I'll double kill you, because it was in the newsletter

( Friz 3.0 McCoys, Ribena and a Twirl, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:30, Reply)

People who don't read the newsletter shouldn't post on the links board.
It's only fair.
*kills*
( Last Night A DJ Pedestrianised The High Street yawn, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:32, Reply)

This ^^
Or there should at least be a greater emphasis on the fact that there is a newsletter, so eople don't pearoast.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:35, Reply)

whats a newsletter?

(pissflaps was daisybirding on, Sun 11 May 2008, 13:57, Reply)

What are eople?

(Cap'n blah blah bloo bloo bloo, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:26, Reply)

What's a ?

(Friz 3.0 Not to be confused with Friz 3.0 or Friz 3.0, Sun 11 May 2008, 17:52, Reply)

?
?
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Sun 11 May 2008, 23:14, Reply)

bah
I suck, I did read it.
( MrA, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)

why read the newsletter ?
most of the links are GC !
(69duffbeerdude have a beer on me, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

u r l337

(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Mon 12 May 2008, 0:18, Reply)

Shoe cake! cakey shoe!
Lots of awesome shaped cakes. Nice.


( MrGomez Caution! Bollards in motion!, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:06, Reply)

You're jut a fakey cake maker
and i ain't got time for you-hoooooooooo
(boyo81, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:28, Reply)

A little animation about Australian Cane Toads NSFW
NSFW due to swears and gore
( DeliriumSpong sprinked on by the Filthy Dream Fairy, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:10, Reply)

awww
that's delightfully gory. *clicks*
(iainhasaface, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:37, Reply)

[like this]

(DrZaarlon "Kick Her Cock Off !!!1!", Sun 11 May 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Toon crisis
Quite a good little flash fp shoot em up.

may be old.
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 10:52, Reply)

that's pretty good
is it an ad?
( giant_squid, Sun 11 May 2008, 10:56, Reply)

don't think so.

( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:10, Reply)

What for?
Devil horns?
( ragingbullfrog thinks Nico Bellic sounds a little like Shrek, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:16, Reply)

it's made by some company with "viral" in the title
and the item being promoted might not be obvious

/edit A quick Google search reveals that it seems to be an ad for Sony mp3 Walkman Flash. Still jolly good, though.
( giant_squid, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Me superlikey!!!

( ragingbullfrog thinks Nico Bellic sounds a little like Shrek, Sun 11 May 2008, 10:59, Reply)

My first thought when it loaded:
"I miss Benjis"
( evil_andy, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:13, Reply)

hahahahaha
I haven't had a benjis for years
( war3n3xt Reflecting your moods on, Sun 11 May 2008, 14:19, Reply)

There's still a few around
but they've changed supplier so don't have those fantasticly unhealthy paninis anymore.
( evil_andy, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:47, Reply)

That's next to the London Astoria
I was standing there this morning.
(meat2veg just sanded some of his arm off with a disc sander, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:05, Reply)

ow!
my fucking arm!

t'was good though
(The little pink animal is an animator of fluff, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:48, Reply)

13 Year Old Hires Escorts To Play Halo With Him!!!
Ronseal!
( Random Image Gaz me if you are interested in the B3ta Comic!, Sun 11 May 2008, 10:19, Reply)

brilliant
are you not too young?? no we're travelling midgets.
( Nostrebor cant spell., Sun 11 May 2008, 10:34, Reply)

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
He's off to a good start!
(lolwhites, Sun 11 May 2008, 11:44, Reply)

ha ha ha
wunderbar!
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Sun 11 May 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Henk Hofstra's "Art-Eggcident" in Leeuwarden
Dutch artist Henk Hofstra is back with a new environmental art project called ‘Art Eggcident’ in Leeuwarden, a city in the north of the Netherlands.
( planearm, Sun 11 May 2008, 9:44, Reply)