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This is a link post Audi - Send in the real clowns I made this!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you weren't short of material.

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Hi Dom!.

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I drive an Audi
Like a cunt.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought an Audi just so I could drive like a cunt

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Ten Shit Jokes About: Horror! I made this!
Great, excellent jokes by me, about things like horror movies, Draculas, stuff like that. I paid Steven Spielberg sixty grand to put some special effects on it. Looks pretty excellent I reckon.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite spectacular
The sublime contrast between the production quality and the jokes gives it a certain something.
Oh, fuck it, have a click!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... I
what? Have a click!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Spielberg suggest you call it Shit-lols List?

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post Others will follow
Using the prepared script for if Neil and Buzz hadn't made it on the Moon to tell the tale of a Mars landing gone tits-up.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Trigger warning

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The Radio Times used to do that.
It was a very useful guide as to what films would contain nudity.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Strechers fail compilation
I know some of these have been posted individually in the past ..
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Priceless!!!!!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:43, Reply)
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I lol'd
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:57, Reply)
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strecher stretcher
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This is a normal post hahaha fucking brill!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The last one is just so inept it's genius

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Great fun
Makes me want to buy a stretcher.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, 1:31

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post bacon bacon bacon

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot of Bacon.
Did you watch the biopic with James Bond in it? It was alright.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Zardoz?

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You are OBSESSED with leather posing pouches.

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks around* *draws the blinds*

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Soapy Tits!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:09, Reply)
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Great programme about the ever-marvellous FB.
Oh, Tabby, you mean Love Is The Devil - a fine film. The estate of FB refused permission to show any of Frankie's real works; I love the way the director used reflections and distortions to suggest the paintings.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post to the imdbmobile!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:34, Reply)
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Some people are so resistant to a bit of learning.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post Every Noise at Once
When you load up the page in your browser, you’ll be greeted with a massive wall of colored text links.
Each one represents a specific genre of music, If you hover over one of the genres, you’ll be given an example of an artist and song that exemplifies the genre’s sound.
If you click that link, it will even play that song example for you.
Scrolling down will have music that’s more organic, up will be more mechanical and electronic, left will be denser and more atmospheric, and right is spikier and bouncier.
When you hover over a genre, you’ll also see an arrow to the right. If you click that arrow, you’ll be taken to a new page that lists all the artists that fit in that genre,
each with their own examples. If you click the arrow on one of those artists, you’ll be taken to Spotify where you can listen to that artist’s library.
If you want to hear every single example song listed on the main page, you can do that with this nearly 111 hour Spotify playlist:

open.spotify.com/user/thesoundsofspotify/playlist/69fEt9DN5r4JQATi52sRtq

It wastes an hour or 5...
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post needs spotify account, dodged a bullet

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats awesome

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't take long to annoy yourself
column b - it doesn't take long to un-annoy yourself.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Cheers intro

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 10:52, Reply)
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what the dickens?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of some B3tan's attempt at the Taxi theme:
soundcloud.com/lee-henman/taxi-attempt
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:08, Reply)
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haha!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's made my day.

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't play the cunt. :D

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually sounding really good while it flows.
If you ignored the odd wrong note it'd be fine.

I know how it is though, you miss a note, annoy yourself because of it, then find yourself distracted from the fingering and fuck it all up from that point (or at least that's how I tend to play!).
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah ta. The chords are bastards in that tune. Really unintuitive and it ties my sausage fingers up in knots. One day perhaps, one day...

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes remembering a chord is like remembering a birthday
Balls.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post My son is learning piano, I play him this when he gets frustrated.
Always raises a laugh!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I say I say I say
I think you play the cunt very well

ifangewe
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post My old attempt went better but as a result was much less entertaining:
picosong.com/jNtt/
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo bravo sir!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. It's a tune worth learning!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh that's by neil cicierega
who did the animutations back in the early 2000s. i did a panel with him once at a conference called ROFLCON. He is lovely.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:02, Reply)
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I thought some of his vids looked a bit familiar!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Related...and, is it Friday yet?
Cheers intro
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *sympathy reply*

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:05, Reply)
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Well I laughed at this much more than I should have.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post Shred

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That all seems very familiar.
Excellent.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces
I like this
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool. This is Aardmans new curated submission thing yeah?
I might have a go
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Cinema pro tip
Fascinating analysis of David Fincher's cinematic skills.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tedious man discovers tracking shot...

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lead actor says "Why the long lens?"

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post then Fincher pulls a funny face angle

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:36, Reply)
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Is he not just tracking their eyeline?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post Comics blog: a history of Marvel's The Inhumans I made this!

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Cargo Cult

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This is a normal post I'm sure if I could be bothered
I could draw all sorts of parallels between the believers in trickle down economics and cargo cultists.

But I can't, it sounds plausible which is enough for now
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you could say that about any thing you deem irrational
the more ritualistic, the better. ultimately, it tells more about you than the subject.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Berkely vs solipsism rap battle.
Made by a student as part of a college philosophy homework assignment.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They are both half right.
They don't exist and neither do I.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post To be Frank
Someone on here the other day posted a thing about a bloke who got fingered... this is him some more.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Kyle, Lorraine Kelly and Whoopi Goldberg.
Quite the triumvirate.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post at least his anonymty as a victim of sexual assault means he doesn't also have to cope with the world knowing
oh.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:49, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCgr4RSDzc
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "I've been quite lucky. Since I've spoken about what happened, Jeremy Kyle called me"
Not what I'd call lucky.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 23:54, Reply)
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"Jeremy Kyle called me"... an attention-seeking crybaby poofter?

Troops who were sent to Vietnam got PTSD. Having a finger up your bum bum for a split second isn't quite the same.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking this ^
Total fucking tabloid chaser. Probably reckons the exposure will help with his career as a filmmaker, when in fact it just makes him look like an insufferably pathetic wet blanket.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That depends on what films he makes, for example Anal violation or Pound my Prolapse
would be possbly more up his alley than Finger Bobs or Jam making and pickles through history.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "poofer"? Do you mean "Poofter"?
Christ, if you're trying to channel a tedious, mid-70s Jim Davidson, at least spellcheck.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:47, Reply)
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Spellcheck at 06.47am... yeah.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Still, at least he wasn't black, so we were all spared you calling him a "Niger" too.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...poofer niger?

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:31, Reply)
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Which one are you?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post My partner's both.

(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That means you can't be gayist or
blackophobic innit
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No, YOURE gayist.
what with your shaved head n'all
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a scale
Graham norton - gay
John Barrowman - gayer
Tab Hunter - gayest
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, it's you.
We just need Jonbob & Admiral to comment and it's officially a /links' Müller Fruit Corner.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the greatest idiot
the man who makes a fuss about getting a finger up his bum... or the people who get upset about the attention the fingeree gets because of his digital abuse.

Obligatory:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcIkO75Jqng
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:13, Reply)
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It's Boris Johnson
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Inspired by HexagonSun's link
Watch him take us live to The Queen’s Arse and Firkin
Where Joseph Bloggs And His Amazing Technicolor Shellsuit
Are about to abort their Steely Dan routine
And instead embark upon fifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompah
Fifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompah
Fifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompah
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
Bookmarking for later as I'm flying home tomorrow and the Missus is asleep. Clicks for the mention!

Sigur Ros were awesome as usual. They sell weed in the supermarkets here too :o)
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They sell weed in the supermarkets here too :o)
seek citizenship and adopt me immediately. i look dead young and i'm sure the wife wont mind.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 3:42, Reply)
This is a link post Snake Outta Compton

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post thought of title....
then made film
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thought of title Saw funny mashup pic on interwebs....
then made film.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Brass Against The Machine

I can't embed as I'm still honeymooning so using my phone - if anyone can explain how to embed a short YT link I'd appreciate it.

I like Rage Against The Machine.
I play the trumpet.

I like this.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 14:11, Reply)
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trumpet rusty trombone
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

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Here's your link text:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiL1nkhfsHI
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh thanks

I'll try and remember that!
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This is a normal post You'll like this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1POOwkRM2k
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And this too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InK4ExNUyOU
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes of mantra filled oompah
I quite liked that.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can't embed while on honeymoon
When can you?
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Have a biscuit
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post Disappointed.

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post We are a nation of animal lovers

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of a trek now they can't just pop over to Germany anymore.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20523950
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The way they've worded that seems like they are trying to leave a loophole if it's consensual.
"The dog instigated it, your honour, when she sniffed my crotch".
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand it in the case of dumb animals like cats
But the idea that a hyper-intelligent animal such as, I don't know, a pig? could not provide informed consent is ridiculous.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
If a kangaroo is able to inform you that someone has fallen into a well, it's more than capable of communicating that it fancies a bunk up.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This bird should be safe:
www.xeno-canto.org/346742
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Tease

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This ones asking for a rogering.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=END6WV9Ya7Q
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ad placements are always amusing at these times.
Dog Trust


(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Or should I say woof
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 5:14, Reply)
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Surely if you wanted to fuck a dog wearing tights and heels you don't need to go further than Middlesborough?
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ba-Dum Tish!

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Skegness and they give a paper bag for free

(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty impressed that the dog managed to get fishnets on.
Those are a struggle, even with opposable thumbs.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The weird comments about direct flights and prices
Made it seem like an advertisement at times..
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting.
That's way a better deal than what I got.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post US cracks WPA2 more details due in november
Something to keep your eyes on,
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The US is just confirming the vulnerability which was actually found by a security researcher from Belgium
Microsoft has already fixed it apparently but Apple and Google are still working on it.

The research paper is here
papers.mathyvanhoef.com/ccs2017.pdf

Nobody should be forced to reused their nonces.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the link
makes intresting reading
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is that only fixes half the issue
Patching your laptop or your phone (good luck if that's an Android) only solves one side of the connection. You also need to ensure the device you're connecting TO is secured. Be that your homehub, wireless router, or similar device. When's the last time you updated the firmware on your wireless router? Do you know how? Do your parents know how to update theirs?

Many devices are in use out there that patches will never be available for because the manufacturers either don't support them anymore or just plain don't exist anymore.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post was the recent wpa_supplicant update relevant?
yeah, it's related.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post El Reg has some useful info on the situation
www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/16/wpa2_krack_attack_security_wifi_wireless/

www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/17/kracken_patches/
(, Wed 18 Oct 2017, 12:17, Reply)

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