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This is a link post Clutch is releasing a new album
This is one of the songs.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Business goes under as entire staff master art of looking busy
daily mash article, struck a chord and made me chuckle!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's local government in a nutshell.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! i can well imagine, i gotta get me some of that sweet action

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post bloody wind turbines I made this!
and other CGI related sketch comedy. the latest in my series.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Either it was my imagination
or you posted something a few days back then deleted whatever it was you posted. I rarely venture past the latest posts these days... maybe I imagined it?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i accidentally posted the wrong sketch earlier

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh okay
oops!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Deleting posts is bad form.
You're still new so you get let off for now.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha cheers - i'll take more care going forward!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's alright.
I'm usually pretty nasty when it comes to stuff like this but I'm feeling in a good mood today because I'm the only one in the office.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet you punch kittens in the face too
YOU BASTARD
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i wasn't so keen on this one as the one in the office
probably because i could relate to it more, the dude at the window bit was quite funny though
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post some good bits, but could be tighter that one
the reveal was great and could have stopped there, but the fans gave me an extra chuckle
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Realised i've just missed my 12th Candleday!
Having just been to a free music festival to see Space and Echo and the Bunnymen I thought you might like this piece of this 1990s gold.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:23, Reply)
This is a link post Give me back my cake
At first, I was like, wha? Then I was like, whoa! Then I kinda laughed at the little witch demon.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They looked liked they had fun.
Good for them. Click.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly. And her little lisp is adorable.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 2/10
Shit acting.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 4:00, Reply)
This is a link post catfish

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you kitten me?

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
(in soviet britain jeremy corbyn vote for you)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish accents are so hard for me to understand

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's his bait sorted.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post Camera cleaning and maintenance tutorial

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it.
This seems a lot easier
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh I think I am gonna surprise someone
Just imagine their reaction to their nice clean camera.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that towel is the source of all his dust

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post argh!!!!!!! never blow into a camera. use suction. blow it and dust goes everywhere.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I tell her.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I use a blower but blow across the hole to suck the particles out.
He also didn't have a couple of blows before sticking it the camera. He's most certainly just thrown whatever crap is in that blower right onto the sensor.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post We all know this is where VR is going NSFW

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
"he's probably fucking an octopus"
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 6:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or
something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer
space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man
with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.
He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH
UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the
background."
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems to be the main focus in Japanese VR.
Was hoping for more mecha.

Only real option is Vox Machina/.
Come on Japan, cut down on the creepy wank material and bring on the 50ft Mechs!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Venice Secessionists Caught With Tank, Again
1. Some Venetians want independence from Italy.
2. Their weapon of choice is a tank.
3. Yes, that's right: their weapon of choice for a city made up of canals is a tank.
4. This is the second tank they've tried to build.
5. The 'tanks' are so awful I can't wait to see their attempt at an armoured gondola.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You're fucking busy

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post April 2nd???
I smell shite
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty elaborate if it was
Here's a Euronews clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAuGS0Wkr0
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If they build another it's 3
Sufficient for an exhibit in a Museum for tourists to snigger at.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:16, Reply)
This is a link post It's a big candles day for me! I made this!
Ten years of lurking! It's been a long struggle.

I thought I'd throw a little bit of myself out there before running behind the bushes for another decade.

Here I am in an Edinburgh karaoke bar last weekend, singing an 80s tune down an octave in a silly shirt..
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cappy Handlez!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical lurker who comes out for candles
Puts down knitting and sighs. Happy candles and don't give up the day job in Poundland for a singing career.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Go and get stuffed?
How rude :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit strong isn't it?

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:21, Reply)
This is a link post Where Are They Now: 90s Websites

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Pacific Octopus
'it looks like she likes you'
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Boil the fucker for about 3 hours with garlic and tomatoes.
Nom,nom,nom.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant yet icky at the same time,.

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPUSES

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPI

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPOO

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post how cheerful

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post Falcons Fury I made this!
When i say i made this...i stayed on the ground whilst i sent my 9 year old up.....turns out he has a filthy mouth.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it just for the view of the car park*.
*parking lot
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Get out

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post Duck Army

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post The Weigh In
A new series discussing all the hard-hitting issues.

Ep. 1 | Ep. 2 | Ep. 3 | Ep. 4 | Ep. 5 |
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As a beard lover this is a bit hypocritical...
...but moustaches still haven't come around again; they just look bloody awful.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, god: Could you BE any more wrong?
Beards are just AWFUL: Grown either through laziness (acceptable), hide an absence of jawline or by mindless hipster wannabes.
...whereas a decent moustache is a thing of rare beauty.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post An unexpected ballet
A hip hop demo takes a turn for the better, or maybe the worse.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post I try BBC Playlister I made this!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-6fQ8lWig
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post charming

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really out to make friends are you?
You post your stuff on here, get heavily criticised generally, and then get arsey. If there is such as thing as a B3ta community you aren't part of it, and don't make much effort, so why don't you find some other message board that is more accepting of your contributions?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you're talking to a sockpuppet pretending to be the other guy

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I never can tell with these things, but there seems to having been a lot effing and cunting on /links today and it all seems a bit unnecessary, whoever is behind it.
having have
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Behind=bum
Ha ha.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post whoever is bum it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac--MGZQO5E
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just do what I do: ignore it and scroll down.
If it really bothers you that much just put him on ignore.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Then I'd miss all the vitriol from everyone else!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Booo!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff
Like a white Lenny Henry.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh.
It wasn't that unfunny.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
HI Dom!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Coldplay

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a coldplay song he's singing?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Doo dum dum doooooo...
nope.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The camera jiggles a lot in the bed scene.
are you wanking or is mickey doing ' double dream hands'?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it,
Is this bloke autistic or something?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is he lives for the abuse because it validates him.
Your username probably excites him in all sorts of strange ways, whether that was your initial intention or not.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I can assure you it was.

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, time for a change methinks.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You call your wank puppet "dear"

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This explains everything!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dvDf3HyHW4

everything nothing
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So that was meant to be a satirical take on the official video?

Oh.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I can't believe the BBC would do such a thing to dear old Dom. Flipping internet bullies. Probably done by the same people who knew about Savile's naughty hands too.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that in the voice of Simon Amstell
and now I'm off to watch some classic buzzcocks.

Thanks!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Replace Buzzcocks with Popworld,
and that's a very good idea.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't read the name Amstell without a phrase coming to mind.
"I just want to fuck [Justin Bieber] until he cries."
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all though?
Don't we?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 4:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that was
incredibly difficult to masturbate to. 3/10.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You talentless, obese, irritating fuck.
(I'm at least two out of the three so it's okay)

edit: oops, not you, obvs. I meant the irritatingly fat talentless fuck that posted the video.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post why am I seeing your
tubby face on here again, I've put you on ignore several times.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:06, Reply)
This is a link post Fucking hell, it's all kicking off in Northamptonshire!
Brace yourself chaps.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly GC

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Surprisingly
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:04, Reply)
This is a link post Alaskan street fighting

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's your move other moose
Your move
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, lunch and dinner are fighting!
Bring the video camera and the gun!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:19, Reply)
This is a link post Stockport train station - new ticket barriers (31.8.15) I made this!
New ticket barriers have gone up at both ends of Stockport train station, stopping what has basically been assumed as a public right of way for more years than I've been alive.

A petition has led to people being allowed to actually walk through, but what if there's a fire and people try to run out? It's going to be another Kings Cross or Hillsborough that Virgin Trains are encouraging.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You ar'e mov3 Virgin Trainz
I LOVE YOU
*mega clicks*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Stockport

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you own any other tee-shirts?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm struggling to understand what you are actually on about.
That's possibly the most pointless, inarticulate, irrelevant drivel I've heard.

I did like that little joke you slipped in. "I'd just been to the gym.." Hilarious!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't prepare well for this video.
"I should have taken a photograph of that". Yes, you should have done. Next time when you are this furious, count to 10 before recording a video.

I see you agree with the use of DOGS now by the way. Isn't that a complete reversal of your previous stand on the subject? Why not make a video about that sometime?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi DOM!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the transcript of this in OMV.

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah just take the piss mate

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, that's *not* what you expected?
Seriously?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Outstanding work right there.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They hang your sort around 'ere

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds irritating.
Why did you change your username?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Pixar CGIed a leather sofa in a shit t-shirt.
The world's FUCKING DULLEST leather sofa.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You are flaming today!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen these links, mate?
http://b3ta.com/board/11168767
http://b3ta.com/links/1333590

I don't mean to upset you, I just thought you should know. There are some real meanies around, aren't there? Don't let them bother you though. You keep doing what you are doing.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Will the gates prevent the station being evacuated in an emergency?
"If the station needs to be evacuated such as when
the fire alarm is sounded then all the gates will
open up automatically. "
www.londonmidland.com/download/11056.5/ticket-gates-dlpdf/

[edit]
You're welcome btw, here I am allaying your fears about burning to death and I don't even get a thank you?
I assume you're be posting a follow on viddy to explain to your millions of viewers that they can use this right of way without fear of fiery oblivion?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine question - do you honestly get something out of how these things play out when you post stuff?
It seems a bit worrying that this has repeated itself so many times and that this doesn't appear to be an act by you.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
I'm just fucking about. I write all the Dom Sez stuff and then pay a tramp £5 to read it out on camera before posting the footage here using my other account (Dom Sez). You don't need to worry, I am sure there is no one like this crazy character of mine in real life.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You what, Domfrey?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Christmas.

(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi Dom!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, you should go to the doctors
You look as though you are at risk of diabetes.No jokes.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No, don't go to the doctor
Here, have some Kendal Mint Cake
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm diabetic and never looked that bad.
Must be bum cancer.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:33, Reply)

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