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This is a link post Have some classic
Reggie Perrin...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post A little tune for thursday - Rodeo Terrorists - Citric (stop shooting) I made this!
Ok bit of a house tune for thursday, take care of the bass bins!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing little portable arcade system
Homemade, but I would buy this happily
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is,
most retro games entertain for about as long as guy plays them in the video, and the few worth sticking with are worth running on a full PC, or at least a full size screen.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post another song I made this!
comments etc welcome

ps anyone from this board live nr glasgow?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post tis nice

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The song, or Glasgow?
I'll agree with you about the song
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonnie prince bob does
but he's a mental
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Tickle is up that way I think.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Bad idea

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post A JUNKIES JUNKIES BASTARD YA!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the steady increase in pitch
At the end he sounds like a drunk Mickey Mouse.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha, squeaky pikie

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
this is who he was trying to fight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post at 1:03...
"you look like a Downs Syndrome in the tape"
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to be
shite-ing in a bucket for 2 weeks.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't very good at fighting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO1nIPaqYJ4
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Close your eyes, and...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "So, Mr Damon Hill.. when you are driving in a race, do you have a map or do you just follow everybody else?"

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He's 34?
Christ he must have had a north facing paper round - looks about 50 odd.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post here is a realy nicly done comic called Maleria
probably been done before but i havnt seen it done like this
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A comic that doesn't work on mobile devices
Going to go far
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the future.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome animation...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
more than a touch of Chris Cunningham about it.
What I find sad is that the best someone like this can hope for is that they can make ads like this for someone.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done :)

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of Rubber Johnny a lot
I like the brain bit, that was nice
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post bizarre urban disaster story of the day #234433

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Maria Di Stasio 10 Child
was a victim of child molass-tation
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pact Coffee drinkers tend to sweeten their Pact Coffee with mollasses.
Child-drowning molasses.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Which led to one of the BEST. Milk And Cheese stories. EVER.
bullyscomics.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/today-in-comics-history-evan-dorkin.html

:D
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What a hideous and ghoulish way to perish:
"Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage ... Here and there struggled a form—whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was ... Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings—men and women—suffered likewise"
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the best way to go is it?
Jesus!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A preferable end would have been the London Beer Flood
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true I would rather go like that

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That is purple too

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'Holborn Whippet' mark the anniversary
we should go there and drown ourselves in beer :)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post One of London's better 'new' pubs, that.
Good selection of interesting beers, usually enough space to grab a seat too. Beats most other places in the area.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This bit is plagiarised from Tab's account of his first power-wank:
"He heard his mother call his name and couldn't answer, his throat was so clogged with the smothering goo. He passed out, then opened his eyes to find three of his four sisters staring at him."
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Where the fuck is Tabs anyhow?

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Charting Pissflaps movements on FB.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He drank some Pact Coffee and hasn't been seen since

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Biting the hand that feeds isn't smart you know.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Pact Coffee stooge.
Pact Coffee is the caffeinated beverage of choice of all known paedophiles.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This link appeared purple to me :P

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my all-time favourites.
Up there with the London Beer Flood.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Surprise Pregnancy Turns Out To Have Logical Explanation
25-year-old advertising executive Alice Woman recently became pregnant without really trying and was quickly able to pinpoint a logical explanation that could account for this surprising turn of events...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
"...almost certainly the result of semen swimming through my Fallopian tubes and successfully penetrating my ovaries"
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post er...
"penetrating my ovaries"?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No I'm fine, ta.
But i'll take a rich tea if there's still one going.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post I've just gone off eggs.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm chicken ovulations.
Would someone be a dear and shop Ross Kemps face on that : )
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Eggs are shit.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's the other hole.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Check out Santa's mouth at 0:33

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post aahahahahahaha
gissa kiss
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaa
fuckinghell
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeeeeeeeeeeeezus fucking ARRRRRGH!!!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well helloooo...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously.
That's clucking horrible. You're a maniac Cyriak. A goddam genius maniac.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So now we know what happened to Gizmo after the Gremlins films.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Mighty Boosh creatation

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ARRGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEe
*Smashes monitor*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ALBINO EWOK
IS DOING THINGS TO ME
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post vulva

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Every day!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post well thats another exciteing end to prolapse of the week
tune in next week when we try and Katie price's dignity
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post The cards against humanity thing reminds me OJ's signed confession.
I still think it's one of the best pranks I've ever seen.

GC from 2007. I think I can be forgiven.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What thing?

Are you talking about the card game? It's quite good after a few drinks. Rule 1 "the person to start the game is the last person to have had a poo".

Will watch later after work ;o)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Briefly:
The guy who made it's been accused of rape. He's denied it, but some people feel the wording of his denial is problematic, as it implies a certain fluidity to the concept of 'consent'.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Julian Assange designs card games?

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wow thats a blast from the past.
I wonder what ever happened to that guy.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He's hiding in an embassy and desperately trying to remain newsworthy.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, two years hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy.
I think I'd rather go to prison in Sweden. He'd probably be out by now if he'd just gone straight away.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post Flawless victory

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So glad I had something else on that night.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Leave it Baz, He's not worth it

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I don't want to see any Jackie Chan bollocks. I wanna see some windmilling in"
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Art attack-how to draw a cock NSFW
Probably should have drawn a glasscock.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I always knew Neil was a filthy fucker.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yewtree

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post The New Yorker has made all its articles since 2007 free for 3 months
The Slate has compiled a handy list of what you should read before the paywall goes up.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post this one's worth reading
www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/09/05/how-to-be-good
It's the only one that really matters.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Rico Suave
Like a Peter Andre from another part of the world.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "I eat 'em raw like sushi"
Is he talking about going down on a woman's fishy flaps? *shocks*
Reminded me of this bit from Armando Ianucci's 'Hugh' character.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Hugh!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Apologies, daily fail link. Does Gove have blue balls?
Bloke at work gets the mail (honest guv). Yesterday I noticed a bit in Sarah Vain's (Micheal Goves wife) column...I've repeated it below so you don't need to click through. Maybe Gove is a bit, er, frustrated?

"Starved of sex? More like a glut!

My favourite story of the week was about the spreadsheet sent by a sexually frustrated 26-year-old to his wife, detailing all her excuses for not making love over the past month.

She was so cross she immediately uploaded it onto the internet — whereupon it naturally went viral.

Personally, I can’t see what he’s got to complain about. Over the period detailed, his advances were successful on fully three occasions — which, for a couple who’ve been together for five years, doesn’t seem like bad going to me.

Wait until they have kids. Once a month will seem like a miracle then."
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post is that really her name Sarah...
..Vain? What's her middle name - Shallow?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how much Private Eye you read
It's Vine, but Vain often fits far better.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Much like Piers Moron [sic]
Private Eye should be a mandatory supplement for anyone who wants to read and then regurgitate the nation's pisspoor newspapers. Like my Mum who's now an expert on Middle Eastern and Ukrainian politics.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "She was so cross she immediately uploaded it onto the internet — whereupon it naturally went viral"
It never ceases to amaze me how much some people in marriages genuinely hate each other
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm worried. The Daily Mail is clearly not to blame for doing what it does.
It's giving its audience precisely what it wants. Lots of trashy shit, misleading racist tripe and pointless non-news articles.
But this means that a truly massive proportion of this country is completely fucktarded because they're buying into it.
Oh no, I think my head's about to blow up :(
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post most people lead meaningless lives
All kids know it - they call such people meanies.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Inevitably, someone's going to mention "Flat Earth News";
but you could go back further - at least as far back as Hoggart, in 1957, in The Uses of Literacy (London: Penguin Classics, 2009):
"We need to hold fast to the nature of popular publication - that they are now the products of large-scale commercial organizations, that they belong not to the history of the Press properly speaking, nor to affairs, nor to politics, but to entertainment; that their handling of 'opinion' is largely irrational manipulation for the purposes of entertainment, that when one of these papers says, 'We give the facts... astounding...', this is not so much a statement of their attitude as an entertainer's patter, of the same order as, 'There's nothing up my sleeve.'" (p 216)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What wonderful writing

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice quote.
What's the book like? Had a quick look on Amazon and it looks to be more of a class study as opposed to something purely about the press (which probably interests me more).
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit of both really

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There's not much about the press specifically;
it's about popular culture more generally. And a lot of his examples are fictionalised, because his publishers were scared of getting sued if he used real ones.

Ho hum.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post as has been pointed out on /links, he's more than a bit of a wanker so no worries

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think that however many times Michael Gove has sex it's always unsatisfying and tinged with regret.
I would imagine it ends with one or both parties in tears
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Instant Water Balloon filler....x100
Gotta get some of these.


(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Water balloons
Always remind me of being on holiday with my parents in Majorca when I was about 7, and a balloon full of piss thrown by some lads on a balcony of a hotel we were walking past landed right on my head.

Mum cried. Dad shouted the word "cunts" for the one and only time I've ever heard him use it. Then we went back to the hotel and I had a shower and got changed and then we went out again and they let me have a massive ice cream after dinner.

*Goes back to penning Proustian memoir*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Your dad spoke
advisedly
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Who advised him?

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I always wonder how they get the piss in to the balloon

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiny cock ...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It could have literally been one of their bladders.
"Balcony Bladders" is an old traditional game played by the Merchant Navy since the late 17th century, where sailors would relieve ill-striken folk of their bladder and throw them at a target which was painted in goats blood on the ground below.

What's probably happened is your family accidentally walked across a goat-board and got in the way of some lads playing the modernised version of the game.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A very moving story
Thank your for sharing
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That touched me man

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry about that

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, Proust...
every time you dunk a biscuit into a cup of piss you're reminded of Mallorca.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Your dad summed them up perfectly.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
s b
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!
sorry :)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That Jimmy Savile lookalike is having the time of his life
Bless him.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FIFTEEN FUCKING BUCKS?
Poundland....pound.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont like this
You've got to look after your supply lines in a water fight - access to the tap can be the deciding factor. If everyone's got hundreds of balloons before you start it just turns into a mindless wet t-shirt contest
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That would depend upon the locals how that would turn out

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Uses Are Limitless"
Erm...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

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