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This is a link post Rush Hour
'Oga Timothy ate hot beans before entering BRT.'
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Honest ways to make it in business I made this!

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*warning* contains merkin level of "humour"
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post :|

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This is a link post Mesmerising stuff - poor music
The sort of schizzle you might see done for a godawful "people are awesome" type guff on youtube now but 70 years old and way betterer
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what Cyriak'd be doing
if he were 65 years older.
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This is a normal post pfft!

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This is a normal post Brilliant.

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This is a normal post utterly cretinous music choice

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This is a normal post Super Duper
good to see people being awesome before being awesome lost its value
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This is a link post Neil-HULK
someone posted a Young Ones clip and I wasn't informed??? GRRRRRRR!!!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Goddammit they were good
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Bless…nuff said!
Red Pandas playing in snow
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Tallulah's joke about a duck is a very good joke about a duck I made this!
She is 3 now and all grown up and she has a good joke about a duck.
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This is a normal post I'm in the process of writing a village panto at the moment, would Tallulah be interested in licensing her joke?

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This is a normal post yes she will be very proud

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This is a normal post I don't think your daughter has thought this through as the choice of vehicle is the least of the concerns.
The real questions should be how will the duck be able to cope with what is a very physical profession? Does a duck have the mental capacity to deal with the administration side of farming such as applying for EU subsidies? I strongly suspect that rather than moving bales of hay and feeding the livestock, the duck would be cocking around in the pond.
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This is a normal post I suspect the duck will hire in a more intelligent species like a parrot or even a bonobo
to do the admin. to be honest, the duck cannot type anyway because his beak is too blunt. He's going to need to get the chicken to peck the keys.
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This is a link post Rocking his chair in heaven

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Amaro and Walden's Joyride

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This is a normal post I've seen gifs of this flying around.
Really fun music video. I don't want to compare it too much to the Gorilaz music videos in the 2000's but it has the same sense of play to it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that's superb
and bonus Suggs!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

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Fucking Vimeo - wanted to watch this, the first 10 seconds looked great but then the dreaded Vimeo buffering started.
I have a 250MB up and down fiber connection and have currently 10 gig of RAM spare out of 12. I have the latest Firefox and the latest flash (dunno if Vimeo is HTML 5) with 5 tabs open and still this shit wont play.
In the time it took me to write the first sentance the whole video was downloaded but its still stuck at 10 seconds like I pressed the pause button which I did not.
Answers on a postcard please! ;)
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It happens because Vimeo
Fuck Vimeo.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who never has problems playing Vimeo files
the issue is probably your end.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post love it
and hooray for the beigel bake shop towards the end (1:16), worth a visit if you haven't been
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Tremendous
The wanking bit though lol
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This is a link post 'As far as we know, this is the first described example of hypodermic self-injection of sperm into the head.'
flatworm science
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on
We've all done that. Haven't we?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post And so it begins...
Skynet awakens!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "The type of robot that crushed the employee is usually kept in a cage"
ok lets all avoid robots in cages then. Why would you put a robot in a cage anyway
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post because it kills?

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This is a normal post you lot are way too sensible

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This is a normal post so someone doesn't get too close
and a mechanical arm (doing a pre-programmed motion without sensors to detect if some stupid piece of meat has just strolled in the way) doesn't sweep round and take his/her face off perhaps?
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This is a normal post So human beings can't get in harms way?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it grew up with chickens and feels strongly about poultry welfare issues
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This is a normal post To make it REALLY ANGRY

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This is a normal post ..probably posted before...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI2lxW-WwAAIbLa.jpg
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Embedded for the lazy people:

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I LOVE unit wage costs and the like
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)
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thank you HoratioFellatio !
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just robots that are attacking
yesterday I stubbed my toe on my old PS3. The machines have woken from their lives as the slaves to humans, and now they want revenge.
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This is a normal post My blender just gave me a nasty look.

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This is a normal post Probably because she dislikes the lazy stereotyped racist and sexist jokes about her place being in the kitchen

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be my Thai bride Brenda.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thai?
You sure she's not Brendan?

/lazy stereotyped racist joke
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's* going to get lynched** for this
There's a system for working on machinery like this (lock out/Tag out) Where the machine must be rendered absolutely incapable of movement before the guards are taken down or someone goes to work on it. Human error*** pure and simple.
I have a bee in my bonnet about this sort of thing from my days working in a factory. I saw too many near misses caused by foremen ordering people to do really dangerous stuff, well outside their remit, just to 'get the job done'. No job's worth dying for.

*Supervisor/foreman/whoever ordered the work to be done
** Fired probably and/or jailed for wilful negligence
*** Hopefully it wasn't the guy that died going outside the rules just to get the job done quicker.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to do with it developing into a sentient being then.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It started in 1981
Fronm the Fortean Times book of strange deaths...

“In Japan in 1981, Kenji Urada was killed when a robot at the Kawasaki factory where he worked mistook his head for a component that needed tightening up.”
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me laugh.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
What a way to go
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This is a normal post Well VW made the Doodlebug V1 bomb so it's not their first killing machine.

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This is a normal post really?

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In the same way that Morris - Rover - London Taxi Company and many more car brands in the Midlands were making assorted aircraft and munitions the whole war. This is why Coventry got bombed into the ground because there was something like 30 different car makers based there.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Volkswagen did not release the man’s name."
I think we know who the real robot is in Volkswagen's opinion.
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This is a link post 15 minutes of Uncharted 4
looks incredible, can't wait
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This is a normal post These things confuse me; is this a game, or a trailer for a game?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post actual gameplay footage
so yeah, it's a game, not pre-rendered. PS4 I'm assuming.
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This is a normal post This looks great

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This is a link post Murder hunt launched after death of infamous criminal John 'Goldfinger' Palmer
It was previously reported that he had died from a heart-related illness but a post-mortem examination confirmed he died from gunshot wounds to the chest.

I'd sack the coroner.

Eighth person connected with Brinks Mat raid to be found shot dead.
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This is a normal post 'timeshare' - what a cunt

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure he was sucked out of a plane window IIRC

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This is a normal post Gangster meets violent death?
Well, stop the press.

Also, why would you sack the coroner? Is it because you don't really know what a coroner does, and can't tell the difference between ill-defined "reports", a post-mortem, and an inquest?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post not that sort of sacking
#teabag
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post My* DIY Underlit LED (Hikaru) Skirt
Technology is wonderful.


*not mine
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Radioactive fanny?

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This is a normal post The sun shines out of her arse

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This is a normal post that's not a skirt, it's a belt!!!

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This is a normal post that's a great set of tools in those images

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This is a normal post WAIT!
She has hot bangers AND can do bloke stuff!??!! I've met my pin up.
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This is a normal post We truly live in a golden age.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the golden apples of the
huge fanny pack battery
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fanny"
Hahahahhahaha!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post the age of the human trophy cabinet

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This is a normal post Never lose your keys again!

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This is a normal post Rolling a joint at night has never been so much fun

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Or your genitals

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i can imagine feeling dissapointed when she takes it off
Because she doesn't actually have a glowing fanny
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post someone should really tidy up that patio furniture

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This is a normal post whose spunk is that
all over the pavement?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *shuffles feet awkwardly*

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This is a normal post Bindun

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This is a normal post hahaha
ol' grreeeeggg!
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This is a normal post Roamin' in the glow-minge

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This is a normal post Its to display how well the op went.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she thinks the sun shines out of her arse.

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This is a normal post Listen,
I don't care what the other girls are wearing. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT!
Go upstairs and put something respectable on.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she growing weed down there?

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This is a link post 1 hour of footage from the LA riots of 92 NSFW
Some proper brave reporting by people working for the people who caused this.
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This is a normal post Yawn

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This is a normal post 4.15 comedy nose and glasses.
Also, inspirational looters.
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This is a link post Watch yer bass bins - World's biggest subwoofer
Inspirational dedication to the power of BASS.
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Superb. Hats off! I bet the first time they turned it on, the occupants lost control of their bowels and sphincters.
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This is a normal post Oh dear
I have no more to say
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He should get a hobby.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post His hobby is
BASS
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A fiver says he only uses it to play Dark Side of the Moon

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This is a link post CSI Miami Spoof I made this!
This week's SketchFile is a spoof of super realistic crime drama CSI Miami... remember if you enjoy it please subscribe to my youtube channel.
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This is a normal post I don't get it.

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Subscribe.

Like Us.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like you.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:41, Reply)
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it's just taking the piss out of a dumb over the top show.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What show?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsnight

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This is a normal post Tell me, are you familiar with the many advantages of having a Google search for "Donkey Vagina" lead straight to your page?
I can make it happen, you know. Just say the word.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:09, Reply)
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whats the use.... cos whose searching for donkey vagina? it'd be more efficient to just post a photo of a donkeys vagina on here cos im guessing if there are people searching for that then they are probably b3tans
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(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't funny
No offense, it just isn't.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I tell you what though, I checked out your youtube channel
and the sketch you've posted here is not the unfunniest. So there's a positive.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought you were being counter-retorted then
until I realised you were just going back for a second pop.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what people are trying to hint at is that you should maybe comment on other people's links, be more sociable generally,
rather than just posting your own sketches and soliciting subscriptions. There are a couple of people who can get with away it but that's because they're always really really funny.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Pancake Art - Garfield.

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That artist is so contemporary!

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This is a normal post Oh Garfield, why u no liek Mondays?
Is it because that's the day you hit that IED?

Poor double-amputee Garfield, face permanently twisted into that rictus grin by the horrors of war. :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh Garfield, why u no liek Mondays?"
He's like a Bob Geldof it's ok to like.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Give us yer fuckin' lasagne..." :)
In other news, Garfield's daughter's heroin overdose was 10 times bigger than the one that killed her mother, inquest is told.

#toofar
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This is a normal post Sorry, since b3tards went I haven't uploaded a pic but pic is relevant
i.imgur.com/k1mOZ2t.jpg?1
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
#HITZDAWGJUST1OFTHELADZ
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This is a normal post #godwinzlawzlolz

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This is a link post Black Flag - Nervous breakdown
Thought i could get away with this one song
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Always like a little Black Flag

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That riff.
Always loved it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 2:46, Reply)
This is a link post Graffiti artist vs council
A battle of wits
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A great use of his time, and my own.
Thanks for that.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Ace
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This is a normal post Don't tell me they painted the whole building in the end?

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it says alot when the same post gets posted twice not 12 links apart

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock of the glass variety...

(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post £13 million spent removing graffiti in London alone
So yeah, these 'artists' are draining your money which could be spent on schools/healthcare/community projects/the elderly etc etc.
Selfish fuckwits, the lot of 'em.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious
I'm going to go and smash a window on a public building, and every time they replace it, smash it again. In the end, will they use laminated glass? Wired? Just board it up? Install a CCTV system? Divert police patrols to the area?

Should be a right laugh, fascinating, and costs me nothing.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 1:10, Reply)

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