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This is a link post FBI issue 25 new flyers to warn against TEHRISTS
The general message being, FEAR EVERYTHING
 (Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Tattoo shops?
Fuck me
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I find "General Public" most disturbing.

(Michael Ellis well I'll be Bozzy Mcoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we must be cautious of people

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they're a weird bunch.
Hoo hoo.
 (Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post These have been doing the round in the U.K since the IRA starting making things go bang with nitrate fertilizer
Use a credit card to buy a large amount of certain items and you'll be put on a watch list.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the contradiction in recognising sleepers
" Long unexplained absences for purposes of religious education, charity work or pilgrimage"

Er.. they've just explained the absence in the same very sentence. Sad really, as amusing as this nonsense phrase is, the intended meaning is very very clear. Devout muslim = terrorist.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Well spotted
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post a tautology in the internet cafe one
"What Should I Consider Suspicious?
Suspicious communications.... "

Suspicious stuff is suspicious. Thanks FBI. Maybe try using a dictionary? You can't just define something as itself. Chair (noun) It's a chair.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post how dare they teach ologies
I'm sure everything will be fine.

ta la
 (Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot goes on behind the scenes in monitoring terrorists.
It's surprising how much the authorities know.
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Terrorist Activities related to tattoo shops......."
TATTOO SHOPS?.... Really FBI?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You know a better way to catch a death eater?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post There are a couple of twats going back and forth again and again right now.
Cunts.
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
It must be a real pain in the arse having to drive along there and getting some twat posing for a photo in the middle of the crossing.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't got time to click the link
but from the description I assume it's 2 women "scissoring" so will save it for later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bane
of my fucking life. This crossing is on my route to work and I maintain I should be allowed to get out of the back of the cab and kick people to death for pissing about like this.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting very angry just watching it for the last hour.

(pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was hoping the gritter that just went past would skin them alive with ballistic pieces of salt.

It didn't.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I just saw 2 people standing waiting at the crossing. A bin lorry came along, stopped. Then flashed his lights, as if to say "come on and cross, you cunts" - they paused, then walked away.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's been a few of those whilst I was watching! The shits.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You get cabs to work?
Did you post that from your (insert latest most expensive soon to be obsolete gadget here)

I too pass through there most days..... But by way of the 139 bus and yes, we often urge the driver to have a mad moment.

Posted from my cr@p work PC which is also no good for watching said camara
 (otl, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My work internets is to shit to view that

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Took my American cousins here about 18 months ago.
Nearly got killed and the picture was fucking shit. It's not even the original crossing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus christ
Can someone fit that camera with a high-powered laser?
 (Michael Ellis well I'll be Bozzy Mcoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Rude Cowboys
The genius that was/is The Staggering Stories of Ferdinand De Bargos is back on YouTube. It went missing ages ago (probably copyright issues or something). Get in amongst. Comedy gold. Skip in about 50 seconds if you don't want much intro. Dunno how to do that on this thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Back in the day, my friend and I watched this religiously
and NO ONE knew what it was. In the last 20 years I've met maybe 2 other people that saw it. Very pleased with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great to hear there are more SSOFDB fans out there. Thought a few B3tans wouuld be among the few.
Oops, bad move to be watching it in the office. Just been asked why i'm crying with laughter. Not good form to say that a redubbed cowboy has just angrily refuted claims that he says "things like poo-pants, plops and willy". Oh no, it's too much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fan dabbi dozee.
I used to love that. I still do. Click.
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
I have a bunch of episode from various torrent sites but it's still gappy. Superbly odd series and it still holds up very well.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Loved Staggering Stories - I've got the Christmas episode on VHS taped off the telly (since digitised - I should stick it on youtube). To this day I quote the Radio Times' (of all places!) blurb for the festive episode in yuletide cards I send, where they claim that, 'As Ferdinand de Bargos himself always says':

'Tis the season to be merry
Sitting 'round the Christmas tree
Meditating on the tragic inevitability
Of man's mortality...
 (Harry Webshiter, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You SHOULD stick it on Youtube

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post God bless b3ta!
I'd never seen this up until now, Im crying with laughter
bloody brilliant!
 (I'm new! Mr.Pickle is not that Dave.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post BigFoot Porn NSFW
Is there a 'philia' term for those who love bigfoots and wookies ?
 (iamdrdee *The more we are sober, the less we are free*, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Weirdo"

(I helped save b3ta! Lord of Teh 9 Get your penis out for the lads, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking that, but I guess Rule 34 is in effect.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexquatchery?

(Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Stunning Skyrim battle
1000 man mod. Better than those zoidberg mudcrabs.

EDIT-Damn thing won't embed for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I finally shelved Skyrim yesterday after squandering months on it...
only to pick up FFXIII - 2. Bang goes another few months.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done you. I think I'll be sick of it soon. Maybe. Just one more month.
Heard mixed things about this new XIII-2. I didn't play the original. But might give it a go somewhere down the line.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I always go through the FF releases.
They can be quite hit and miss in terms of their gameplay, but they're invariably great visuals and bubblegum JRPG fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post this is my problem with any FF game
Walking along... dum de dum.
Very pretty round here.....
Not many people about though.......

RANDOM ENCOUNTER BATTLE!!!!!
SWOOOOOOOSSH!
10 minute long FMV video
*get's arse handed over by a frickin house plant*
*dies*
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've learned about excessive video sequences linked to the random encounters...
and increasingly in later versions you get the option of doing a runner from them. There's a knack to picking your fights to maximise your boonies-per-encounter potential, and not get bogged down in repetitive encounters with low-level crap, or, indeed, excessively powerful Agapanthuses.

Bottom line, people either love them or utterly fail to get them.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The battles in 12 were great. I loved it. But I felt that the story and characters were unmemorable.
I haven't played any since then.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post How to embed a video on here.
Find video on Youtube.
Click on 'Share' beneath video.
Click on 'Options'.
Tick 'Long Link', copy, then paste here to embed.

Also Skyrim looks incredible but I cannae be arsed with it.
 (Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Biggest Timesink ever short of World of Warcraft
fantastic game though but be prepared to spend 5 hours just completing a single quest ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I played EVE Online for a while, talk about time-vampire.
Skyrim's sprawling landscapes look great to wander off in, the danger being that you forget about the real world.

:/

But we all need some form of escapism.
 (Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh..I think I did everything but tick the long link.
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched it epic battle very nice Machinima
Just a pity they don't have a Mac version of Skyrim. I have it on the Xbox though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Skyrim winewrapper
There's a winewrappered version of Skyrim on PBay for Mac.

I had it running at high res on a iMac i7, works pretty well, not as smoothly as in BootCamp though but thats stating the obvious!
 (Siechotic, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the link for winewrapper (whatever that does) is down.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post The Jesus Loves Heroin Band - I Don't Need Revenge I made this!
I've seen a couple of these Edison clips on here lately so thought I'd pop this up...
(I'm new! Dry Rubbish, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice.
Do you like heroin?
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
It is quite nice.
 (robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I just can't get enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread Jesus Made Me Do It, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard it's rather moreish

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something addicts don't shower something

(BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I lost a wife and three children to it. They just couldn't get enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread Jesus Made Me Do It, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
LOL at you pretending you've had sex.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread Jesus Made Me Do It, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0imsRWPjzo
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
The guys on the /talk board like this kind of thing. You should post it on there for them.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He wont post it on /talk
He'll be like all the others and just leave it here and run.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a comment and it's vanished.
Hmmmm.

I had said:

"I know
It's a shame - the guys on /talk will really miss out."
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
hmmm somebody must have tried to do a quick ninja edit to the subject line....
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've not done nothing, Guv!

www.b3ta.com/links/746970
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
that you keep locked up in your basement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you a Mars bar that he will reply.
He's waited five days to post this link and boy does he want to share his art and intellect with his fans, us!
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but you're just a soppy optimist though pissflaps.
One day you'll have to remove those rose tinted glasses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it smoked like the Danes do it...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Helloooo! *knock* *knock* Is this thing on?
Thank you for posting a video that you made.
Would you like to chat about it?
It's generally the polite thing to do round here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry, got distracted... you win a mars bar
 (I'm new! Dry Rubbish, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *pats on back*
Remember to post it on /talk
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post noob
I feel like I've faux pa'd all over the place
 (I'm new! Dry Rubbish, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's not a problem, don't panic. Just make sure you post it on /talk as well though - they love that kind of thing on there.

www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post no thanks
I've seen what happens...
 (I'm new! Dry Rubbish, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoil sport.
Please?

Pretty please?
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah he's a keeper this one....
Ok just flick through the FAQ quickly so you don't upset some of the grouchier members
tinyurl.com/b3ta-FAQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Cillit Bang techno remix
Sorry, its from 2006, I had never seen it and GC says no. That doesnt mean its any more amusing, might just be the mood im in today that made me laugh at it.
(robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
5.7 million views.
 (chippy time travel agents, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, so you've watched it a lot
but did you like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this from back then
I also seem to remember that there was a techno remix of the Michael Winner car insurance advert from around the same time.

Edit: Yep, still knew the words exactly as they've been autotuned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord of Teh 9 Get your penis out for the lads, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post if you go to 1:33 on the video you can see I get a name check!
my role was sourcing the video for the guy to cut up. He made it in the days before youtube and hunting down individual videos wasn't quite as straight forward as it would be today. I put a request on the torrent site UKNova and someone ripped it off TV for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you newslettered it too

(I helped save b3ta! mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post OK FINE
I've reposted a years old clip thats been newslettered, 5.6 million views....
I'm a fucking knob.

GC still said no though....... just sayin' ha ha
 (robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know
that you knew Charles babbage..
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post bounced his on my knee when he was a boy

(I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen what this stuff does to a penny?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril Angelina Jolie naked pics, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Even better when you spray it on a tuppence
Tingles like you wouldnt believe.
 (robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Impressive archery
Robin Hood may have been reincarnated as a tubby Korean.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably he shot the original potato used for filming and they had to use the back-up turnip.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
shot ate
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk has fantastic cats, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post God Bless America (trailer)
This film splits me -
One side says wrong...
Other says.... Yay, a whole new generation of one liners


edit: can't do this embed malarky
 (otl, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he slaps Sarah Jessica Parker around the head with a massive glass cock
But this film does look fucking awesome though, quite glad to see the trailer again actually :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post GC... Puter says noooo ;)
TBH I was surprised


anyway, "you're welcome" ;)
 (otl, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man I hope this is a real film

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly Putting the "fun" back into "fungina", Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiocracy with guns.
Neat!
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't pcmechanic live in America?

(pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh
He MUST NOT see this phillum
 (otl, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Too right
I was sent this link by someone who'd seen my blog and felt that the cuntish parking at the end would be relevant to my interests. FUCKING RIGHT! I think I wrote this film in my dreams. Definitely going to watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Red Dwarf's Kryten as satnav voice
The thread below about Stephen Fry being a satnav reminded me of this. Robert Llewellyn as Kryten from Red Dwarf as a satnav. As far as I know, it never got further than this test. But it sounds awesome.

Listen to the end.
 (NufkinCuts Rocking the jaundice yellow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Maybe they were testing it on the Costa Concordia!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post Shadows- Lindsey Stirling

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this and
would
 (UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post She is rather bending and energetic.
Plus she knows how to fiddle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post she wants yer dirty elf cock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg4sZZaf3Gg&feature=relmfu
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the lembas bread. Women are crazy for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post Bloke steals phone
Gets caught and details get circulated.

All this is allegedly, of course!

GC says "No idea"
(BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe next time less yelling n filming, more phoning the police?
I suppose it is a dilemma, not being able to update your twitter feed, youtube and blog, AND make a phone call to the cops simultaneously...

decision decisions...
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
And he didn't manage to film it in Landscape. The stress is unbelievable!
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube Vigilantes
you can imagine them all getting their phones out during an attempted murder "I'm filming this for YouTube you'd better stop, you could get people calling you Gay! in the comment section I'm warning you!"
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Phone the police?
They run later than the trains.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post One comment I concur with
fuck, your voice is annoying



billbillyoung 1 hour ago
 (UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
if the guy had tried to punch him he probably would of squeeled like a girl. EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Help me!

Although I don't agree with the cunt stealing the phone of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post While I disagree with the stealing of the phone
the bloke doing the videoing is getting right on my nerves - if he's so offended why doesn't he do a citizen's arrest instead of expecting everybody else to do it for him. He sounds a lot like Adam Buxton I was half expecting it to be a comedy vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
Citizens arrest is such a flimsy thing that it's often advised you don't do it. How exactly do you arrest someone without touching them? Touch them and it's assault.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ William Shatner shitting in a handbag., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure I buy the touch them and it's assault thing.
The law is an ass thesedays where you can be assaulted, punched, kicked and the whole works and they get off with a caution, but you so much as dare put one finger on them and it's "assault" the only people above the law are the criminals ffs.
Bouncers do a lot of touching of people when they evict drunks from the nightclub.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had been arrested like that.
The police didn't seem to think anything wrong with a half nelson.

IIRC correctly you're allowed to use "reasonable force" if you believe a crime is about to happen or are sure a crime has been commited and there are no constables able to do the arresting.

Check the wiki page as there are some crimes this doesn't seem to apply too.
This whole "lay one finger on him and it's assault" is bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought as much.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it would have a good ending if his laptop would have been nicked

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thief was in a perfect position to get a broken jaw, smashed nose and fractured skull.
In that order. I wonder why the vid bloke didn't savagely attack him?!
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post pissflaps-
/links' very own Gandhi
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to Gandhi, eh?
One great film, and we never saw him again.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He did a sketch show called "In sickness and in health"
Surprisingly Good cockney accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
He was also in a film directed by Richard Attenborough, wasn't he?
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Primal Instinct 3" ?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, silly. Human Gandhipede.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post These new adam buxton sketches arn't really that funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ;) see above

(I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And where exactly do you think I nicked it from?

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "GUARD!! GUARD!! HE'S NICKING MY IDEAS, SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE HE OFFENDS AGAIN!!"
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 3:08 'EXCUSE ME! GAURD!'
Mark Corrigan
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a clean shirt!
 (The Rev JC comin' at ya like a metaphysical Chris Kamara, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post shrieking queen
approach to policing!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Was just about to post the guy's blog post relating to this
letters.standupmaths.com/?p=169
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, what a knob
I know everyone on the internet is 6'6" and built like Arnie, but if I really saw someone steal a phone I'd do a little more than shout at that person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't
Call me a pessamist, but a retrieving a stolen phone is not worth risking getting stabbed/beaten unconscious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I would.
Cunts like that really do need to be grievously attacked.
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I would if I was drunk
when I'm sober, I just keep reading my book and maybe tut
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I know who the guy doing the filming is...
It's Murray from Flight of the Conchords and I claim my prize
 (bekowsquap Was raptured on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Soldier's Pack Mule of the Future...
Only a matter of time before it has gun mounts and breaks down your door to shoot you in your sleep...
(DeSade - The pile of shit has a thousand eyes., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you can sleep with that racket going off, you bloody deserve to be shot by it.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a lot of effort to go through....
to make something louder, slower and more vulnerable than a caterpillar track.

The only reason why god didn't make animals with wheels is because we thought of it first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You should tell them that Amadeus.
I'm sure they will realise the error of their stupid ways.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And piss on their chips? Havent the heart.
Anyway i'm sure the Japanese would buy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd ride it to work. I'd look super cool and attract all the ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Theres a better video somewhere where the guy kicks it and it stumbles and recovers...

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called "Big Dog"
developed by Boston Dynamics www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ

If you like that check out "Petman" www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CUudkjEG4
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah you beat me to it
Still skip to 30 seconds for the kick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXI4WWhPn-U&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I first saw it a few years ago
It scared the crap out of my son who was about nine or ten years old ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If the developers equip it with realistic robo-vagina
I reckon the army'd commision it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The beta is much more interesting :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc
 (Raving Homasecsyouall what am i doing here, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst!
www.b3ta.com/links/746883

GC in the same thread, impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies
I thought youd linked to the real bigdog being kicked over, rather than the two guys in black tights. The poop at the end is also impressive.
 (Raving Homasecsyouall what am i doing here, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Spoilers!
Tell everyone why doooon't you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Prostate Problems? Here is the Chinese solution
One of those odd life moments for the reporter at the end. If it wasn't on camera I doubt his mates would believe it.

Nearly 1 million hits but glass cock, he say no!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I just watched that without sound
and am still utterly, utterly speechless. The guy actually dragged a car!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed about 3 seconds
I have a 'thing' about ball yanking/hitting n general knacker abuse, mine are VERY against it, shall we say...
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see the finale, it is quite beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Barbellend.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Ban This Sick Filth!
Those smut-mongers at the BBC have defiled the airwaves using the unlikely weapon of classical station BBC Radio 3. Worse still they've used countertenor Alfred Deller to deliver this Elizabethan perversion in a voice that is just not right for a man to have.

Won't someone think of the children/Daily Mail readers/other idiots?..

GC sagt nein!
(UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The usual "hey nonny nonny" is even filthier...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Only because
"With a Penetrator 3000 and a gallon of lube" doesn't scan that well.
 (UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lib-er-ally coating every pube"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hit!
Someone call Pete Waterman or Simon Cowell!
 (UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd quite like to see Simon Cowell star in the video for this

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats your favourite dog dildo combination?
French Mastiff/erogenator 3000
 (I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Chiwawa/Ass Buster 5.7

(UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Herb/Tab
</inflammatory>
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord of Teh 9 Get your penis out for the lads, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Herbs is currently in Amsterdam taking MASSIVE DRUGS,
but asked me to keep an eye out for anyone taking her name in vain.
*puts Lord on shitlist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Amsterdam - Transgender capital of Europe
coincidence?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh
"She's" not going to be happy with you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vein as opposed to Vain?

Didn't realise she had a drug named after her.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If you know any Bulgarians play them a recording of "the camptown races"
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Prey, do tell!

(UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Doodah" sounds like little penis in bulgarian.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was fascinating and wonderful
Thanks for posting :)
 (Michael Ellis well I'll be Bozzy Mcoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just awesome
I sat watching it at work giggling like a child.

Questions were asked.

Then my whole department sat watching it at work giggling like children.

There is talk of using it later in a presentation to the London office more widely.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace. Get it videoed and stuck on here :)

(UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post (They long to be) Close to You
this does pre-date Shooting Stars
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Also Frank Hovis singing Ken Dodd's 'Tears for souvenirs'
with more beer spillage.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5upIOND_HY
 (daddypigsaw Romanes Eunt Domus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post (although this isn't from it) I used to LOVE Absolutely.
...then watched a few on Youtube recently. Memories spoilt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree
I bought the boxset last weekend and I think the hit/miss ration is much better than a lot of sketch shows
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh there's still lots of fun to be had.
However, it wasn't as UTTERLY FANTASTIC as it was in my memory.
But then again, what ever is?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger off man!
I love John Sparkes
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Wheeeeeee
cable car ride NSFA (not safe for anyone)
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I hope no one was in that!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgO3SJ1srk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgO3SJ1srk
 (pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah.
I think that might actually be my worst nightmare.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ...trapped inside it,
with a horny Bernard Manning & The Krankies would be mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's *not* the wind rocking it??
Crikey.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pass the mind bleach

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
mind bleach hand cream
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Stephen Fry has voiced an iPad app
For dinosaurs.

Looks good.
(BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post the opening line on that annoyed me
"for centuries dinosaurs have fascinated generations of mankind"

The word "generations" is redundant. But then Fry is bit of a windbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooo, somebody got out the grumpy side of bed this morning :-)
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen fry is a very nice man, leave off him.
Even if he does have a more than healthy obsession for apple products...
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but...but...but
he's a self confessed homosexual!

https://twitter.com/#!/JemRoberts/status/166899997504323584/photo/1
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's right,
he has a more than healthy obsession for apple products.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually he's a little bi from what I hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fry ?
A nancy-boy ? Good Lord!
Had a batman in Burma, used to spend his days off pursuing mahouts.
Dead now, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This true statement is correct

(trampsurveyor ex-traffic-cone-theft, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post he was probably trying to pad out the wordcount

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It might even have been written for him!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
mardy windbag.
 (Michael Ellis well I'll be Bozzy Mcoo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Fry/Jeeves Sat Nav would be woo
"May I suggest turning left in 300 yards Sir"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Best suggestion I've heard in hours :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a remarkable thing indeed
You should send this suggestion off to TomTom and other SatNav makers immediately :D

If Sir Alex Guinness was still alive his voice would be great on a SatNav
"Use the M4, Luke. Use the M4!" or would that be in a Darth Vader voice "Join me on the M25, Luke. Together we could rule over this Empire!"
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Journies would never be the same again
throw in Brian Blessed as well and have all three together running in turns
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE!"

(I helped save b3ta! maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post As it happens Alec Guinness hated all the hype about Star Wars.
To the point that if kids asked him to say classic lines from it he got quite shirty. He viewed the films as no more than well made kids movies and didn't get why people were so obsessed with them.

Years later, Steven Spielberg proved him right....
 (UltimateMonkey The official b3ta undercover CIA agent, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it called "iNosaurs"?
Bloody apple loving... person!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If he did one about people shitting in phone boxes then I might be interested.

(pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Fry has voiced all the dinosaurs on the app
That's a bit disappointing. But he would be good at pronouncing their names.

I liked John Hurt's narration on Planet Dinosaur.
 (Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post O2 Scam Alert
Last month I noticed "O2 UK PBB" coming up on our company credit card, small amounts so did not do anything, as we use O2, it came up again this month and I checked it out.
 (UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat lot of good that link is
You have to login to see the full story. Would you care to de-ris?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted on the link:
ISSUE:I have been a victim of a fraudulent payment from my bank account to O2 UK PBB. It was by pure chance that I noticed it - after an upgrade at Christmas Carphone Warehouse moved my billing over to O2 directly. They were chasing a bill payment and I called to say you've already taken a payment to which they replied it wasn't us. I then googled 'O2 UK PBB' and realised that I had been the victim of fraud. I called my bank who cancelled my debit card and are going to look into the matter.
 (UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
no you don't... I've never been an O2 customer/member but I can see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The same poster says to ignore their post
right after a link discussing the issue that requires logging in. I was curious about the further discussion as many "scam warnings" are hoaxes and actually cause more problems/wasted time that the purported scam would even if it were actually true.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE is back to his usual self-deluded state of being, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not an O2 scam it's a credit card one.
www.bl0g.co.uk/o2-uk-ltd-prepay-slough-mobile-phone-scam.html

[edit]
Long story shotways.

Credit card numbers with CCV can be generated with an algorithm same as those that create key codes for software etc.

You still need valid expiry date so you use a service like O2 topup that you can keep trying until the date is accepted. There's 60 possible dates.

Once you've got a date that's accepted then you've got a vaild number and expiry date to use for any service that doesn't query name or address.

Lesson to learn. Check all payments on your card, even the small ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just been dealing with fraudulent direct debits on my account (again)
it appears DD can be set up online then the bank doesn't even appear to validate the name. So the account number is right & sort code, but the name is something arbitrary. They just process them. Mind bending.

No obvious way for me to stop this other than making sure I check my account for it. The bank is always fine about reimbursing me.

My theory is the bank has worked out it would cost them more money for decent validation than they lose in fraud.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob twitter.com/robmanuel is a cunt, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a chap on here some time ago
talking about how contracts work both ways, and where a bank is able to charge/fine you for making a mistake, contractually one is able to charge them for making a mistake also.

He (so he said) had successfully charged his bank for various mistakes with his wife's account over the years. All he did was write to them in the same manner they normally write to you, requesting the (reasonable) charge. "Reasonable" meaning "around the same amount they may charge you for writing to you", not necessarily /actually/ reasonable.

(If it rings any bells with anyone who can find a link, this chap had no bank account himself as he didn't believe in banks and cards, and paid for everything in cash...made for quite an interesting thread over at QOTW as he slowly won people over to his way of thinking)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's QI
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries!
I wish I could find the thread I'm talking about, or some guidelines on how best to go about this in different situations, maybe even a website of "standard letters" you can use. Best I can find is this... www.b3ta.com/questions/banks/post484007
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a dchurch post
he's a bit hot on that sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
Yes it was, cheers Micto :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This hasn't helped me find the thread to which I was referring :-(
DChurch really, really hates banks though, doesn't he!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit scary that post got a reply addressing the issue from 2009
And it's still an issue
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite scam alert:
"I got forwarded this by a friend. Normally I hate these
scaremongering e-mail warnings, but this one is for real.
Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

Women: If a man comes to your front door and says he is
conducting a survey and asks you to show him your
tits, DO NOT show him your tits. This is a scam;
he only wants to see your tits.

I wish I'd got this email yesterday, I feel so stupid
and cheap."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of the Irish email virus
www.jokefile.co.uk/computer_jokes/irishvirus.html
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post oh you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter HEY CUNTS!!- http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/24074, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My irish side growled at that but my Cornish side chuckled.
Which is an odd combination of sounds to make in the workplace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Either way, you're a lost cause
;-)

Only kidding, I loves ya I does!
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My anglo saxon heritage is worse....
Got relatives on the bloody bayeux tapestry.
(On the winning side of course)
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And what did your Welsh side do?




Ok, ok, sorry, I won't start that again...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably invaded wales, enslave the locals and nick anything worth nicking.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I did some work in a pub and occasionally you would get some Oirish pisshead doing the 'You fecking English' thing
harping on about the potato famine and histories past cruelties and such, and hoping I would be suitably shamed or have a fight about it.

I would happily point out MY ancestors at the time were probably wiping the arses of the upper class chinless tosspots who did all the warring and killing back then and I was pretty fucking certain it had fuck all to do with me nor any of my relatives who all came from farming stock.

Now shut the fuck up and drink your pint, Paddy!
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bar work sounds like a grim job.
I hope you were properly trained in clavicle breaking.
De ja vu?
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post P2PBSHMN

(pissflaps., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

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