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This is a link post Even prozzers need a web presence NSFW

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA *phones up*

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post more spongebob

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post wish I had kids young enough to watch things like this at the cinema

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You can still go. Just wear a long trench coat and offer free sweets to all the kids. Their parents will accept you with joy.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And you can always leave with one

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post most cinemas have night time showings of "kids" films for people who didn't lose their sense of humour as they aged

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You can borrow a few from a local school.

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This is a normal post All you need is a van and some puppies

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!!!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently Phil Collins' son has a band, Sound of Contact
In this song, young Simon Collins falls to earth in futuristic garb onto the Utah salt flats and then saves people on earth. Voice and resemblance are uncanny.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post you weren't kidding about the voice
give it a couple of years for the hair to match
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for money and privilege!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Money and privilege can't buy talent. Look at all the rock star children who have failed miserably
Methinks thou enviest too much.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Dylan (son of Steve out of Yes) Howe's band is brilliant
and he drums for Wilko Johnson, so no slouch there.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And Jakob Dylan, son of Bob, did the whole w
Wallflowers thing, but it is rare. Sure it can buy you connections and studio time, but you got to put in the work.

Zak Starkey, son of Ringo, has had a good run with the Who and Oasis.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Stella McCartney is a talented fashion designer & her dad money/fame certainly didn't get her where she is today.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post NIGHT OF THE DICKHEAD NSFW I made this!
Brand New Broken Toaster Tv comedy short! This month its our Halloween special: NIGHT OF THE DICKHEAD
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Oliver the Eighth
Bed scene. The link below reminded me of this. Brilliant
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The absolute masters of comedy
I laugh just as much at them now as I did when I was 7 years old. Funny fuckers. For realz.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up on a diet of 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'Tom and Jerry'
so slapstick is hard-wired basically
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a hard time explaining why "They're giving away a steam-shovel" is my favourite joke ever.
Genius.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

Ollie: What did you strike that match for?
Stan: I wanted to see if the light switch was off.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post GWAR

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pull de udder one

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post Focused cat is focussed...
Cat AND portrait.

Go mad...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS, get help dude.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that's me when I see a hottie walk by
who am I kidding. I'd ogle a scotsman in a dress.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post do you shout at them "have a nice day" too, you sicko?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I walked beside your mum for 5 minutes
only got a handy jay and her number
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This is a normal post economy is hard, we don't do refunds

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post All hail the hypno-cat

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are not c&nts
and they can use me as a scratching post whenever they like
and now I must go and kill the president
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Alex Garland's first full go at directing - Ex Machina

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This is a normal post Looks interesting but now been taken down.
I assume that the blond bloke turns out to be a machine too right?
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This is a normal post Try this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2iusYcYeo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that's my assumption

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Stylish, what The Machine should have been
Not that I didn't like The Machine, just that it didn't quite hit it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post looks good
intelligent, and well made.

tits, and that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Mysteries of The Deep 3 I made this!
An important investigation into what's happening under The Shard.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Deep.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Great stuff, I like the dramatic bear grylls style bits
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This is a normal post I'm convinced, and I'm not usually convinced by facts
Anyone else think the Shard is a dusty disappointment when viewed close up?
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This is a normal post It's shit from most places
From various bits of the city where you can see it froma distance it just looks like the Eye of Sauron is missing from the top. Up close, the scale is impressive but it's still ugly.
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This is a normal post I knew it
I really knew it. Where do all those foreigners come from? I'll tell you, the inverse pyramid points to Egypt. There's an travelator driven by slaves of the illuminati, directly from the land of the Architects (or Masons). Leading on to its deep masonic connections.
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This is a normal post Consider me convinced.

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This is a normal post excellent stuff

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This is a normal post I have no idea what that was about
But my heart is pounding
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Where does the phrase "top-notch" come from?
Seriously, I would love to know.

I thought about all the places on the net I could ask this and decided that b3ta was definitely going to be my best shot at getting a good answer
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It comes from your mum
I was top notch on her bed post.

BOOYAH
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!

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This is a normal post I think you'll find that I carved that notch myself, with my penis
while on the landing, in the house across the road
I pleasured every mum in the street while standing in one place
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Five million women so alone in the night
Oh, I had them all satisfied profusely (Every night by myself)"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Short little interview/profile thing on Douglas Trumball
Those in the know will be aware of how important his work has been to cinema. Amazing and quite candid anecdotes of his forays into directing too.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post shame he didn't get to keep making films
the ones he made were pretty interesting.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the experience put him off for good
It's like there's a whole other side to directing you just don't hear about that's inherently psychopathic. I remember an equally revealing interview with Bryan Singer on a BBC show about the Hollywood machine a number of years back where he went into terrifying detail about the levels of stress he went through while directing the first X Men film (which was his first big budget movie). Terry Gilliam famously lost the use of his legs due to stress whilst battling to get Brazil finished. You've almost got to possess a maniacal personality to thrive I think.
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This is a normal post He did the watchable bits in Tree Of Life fairly recently didn't he?

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This is a normal post not seen that film
and don't know anything about it. Any good?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Zune Paint NSFW
Mesmerising
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This is a normal post Halt, who goes there?! Friend or Enema?

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This is a link post It's that time of year.

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This is a link post The Chemical Brothers - Elektrobigtrain I made this!
Spike Jonze's ground-breaking video of "Elektrobank" from The Chemical Brothers, just not as you might remember it ...
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This is a link post Mercury music prize winners

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This is a normal post Asian 'White Stripes' cover band?

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This is a normal post Seems I'm wrong
My kids could make it big without years of practice.

just off to buy a drum kit for them
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post would
'course I like your singing darling'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they certainly give it their all.

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This is a link post HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *breathes* HAHAHAHA!
Yeah it's Reddit, deal with it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oops
can't imagine how the fact wasn't clear as day at the start though
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post to paraphrase the best comment
that Kim was brought up all Wong
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I know this is a cheap joke,
but I find it very funny indeed.
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This is a normal post ARGH!
I get unreasonably annoyed by parents who think that culture is genetic, and that kids adopted from another ethnic group should be introduced to "their" culture.

It's not their culture. An 8-month-old doesn't have a culture. Quite what an "ethnic culture" is supposed to be, I don't know. But going to great lengths to introduce a child to "his" culture, when that culture is different from the one of his parents, is more or less to tell him that he just doesn't quite fit in the family.
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This is a normal post ^on the head^

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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post of course it is, that child was completely created by the country his parents left several years before
and obviously should be brought up within their great grandparents religious beliefs
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This is a normal post try telling that to
a British born Chinese who doesnt speak Mandarin in China.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What about the example in Alien?
John Hurt gave birth to a baby that didn't look in any way like him. He was raised purely in the culture of his father and did not know anything of the culture or traditions of his other parent. Despite this childhood the child showed no characteristics of his father's culture and seemed to somehow know them because they were in his blood. This to me proves that culture can be genetic.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniffs*
The Alien or "Xenomorph X121" takes on certain physical characteristics from it's "mother" via horizontal gene transfer.

In Alien John Hurts spawn was bipedal with 2 arms and 2 legs and in Aliens the numerous xenomorphs that were bred from the colonists / terraformars of the planet LB426 were similar in appearance.

However in Alien 3 the first alien to appear is bred inside a canine (or a bovine depending on which cut you watch) and here the xenomorph is clearly a quadruped having inherited those characteristics from it's host.

When the host is a Yautja (The alien antagonist from the movies Predator and Predator 2) it will inherit mandibles and a yellow / green skin.

So your assertion that the xenomorph inherits none of the characteristics of the host mother is basically flawed science.

*sniffs*
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This is a normal post I concede to your very well argued point about inheriting physical characteristics from both parents
however my point was more based on cultural characteristics, possibly better put as stereotypes. I maintain that baby alien took the characteristics of the alien rather than John Hurt. Without wanting to offend any aliens by stereotyping, the alien cultural characteristics are mainly punching people in the face with a giant set of teeth, being able to climb walls and being constantly covered in slime. John Hurt is an englishman so his characteristics are enjoying cricket, warm ales, pork pies and morris dancing. In the film I saw virtually nothing of the latter set and all of the former.
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This is a normal post You're correct.
Whilst there may be some behaviour traits carried over these are only really prevalent when there has been some extreme genetic transgenesis as seen in Alien Resurrection.

Your naturally spawned xenomorph maintains behaviors in keeping with it's kin and inherits practically nothing if anything from the mother.

I concede the point sir, well played.

*has a cup of milky tea*
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This is a normal post
yeah
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This is a normal post What about the squid thing in "Prometheus"?
Or do we just not talk about that?
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This is a normal post Oh *THANK* you. I'd almost managed to forget about "Prometheus"
cow
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen it and as a big fan of the Alien films I don't plan to.
BTW the Alien Isolation game is bloody scary fun.

*sneak sneak sneak*
*Stompy stompy stompy*
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This is a normal post Yeah, OK.
There might be the odd exception. Still: exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis, an' all that jazz.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What about Jesus?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus is an interesting one
as I see it he picked up his mum and both dad's cultural characteristics. His biological Dad is English so Jesus got his natural sense of fair play. Mary and Joseph are forrins so he got a worldly perspective on matters.
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This is a normal post looking forward to reading his dad's TIFU post
thankfully it will be in English
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This is a normal post read it too quickly and thought he discovered the parents' last name was Fuck

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This is a normal post I dunno how true that rings
Especially because they'd found him a Chinese Auntie and stuff and lived in an area with lots of Chinese. My experience is that a lot of Chinese can tell race very easily, and tell whether people are Han or not, etc. They'd certainly be able to tell if someone was Korean (normally). Just sounds a bit weird.
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This is a normal post Poor old Sum Ting Wong :*(

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This is a normal post Perhaps the Flung Dung family will still accept him even though he's a dog botherer

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This is a normal post Are Koreans and Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, etc. not all just the same anyway?
Are to me.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite different
Koreans and Japanese are a bit more alike than Chinese and Koreans, normally, although still a bit distinct.
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This is a normal post Why would these far-eastern nationalities name themselves after porn categories?

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This is a link post 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man
disgusting
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This is a normal post Hehe

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This is a normal post
Ha!
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This is a normal post Ha!

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This is a normal post Hahaha!
"Funny or Die" in actually amusing shocker.
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This is a normal post Quite

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This is a normal post he brought it on himself, dressing like such a slut

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This is a normal post haha!

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This is a normal post I did lol at that.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
nice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The last part made me laugh snot onto my chest

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
walked around in a suit today, and this is kinda what happened today
got a lot more respect
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This is a link post "You lucky bastard" - a compilation of spawny gits.
No-one gets hurt.
Edit: no-one dies!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The screen appears to be covered in 'click me' messages

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit annoying until you click the x's to remove them

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not someone's click whore

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post click it you dirty bitch!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I seem to be in Youtube click hell
by clicking on the links to click on I have been transported to somewhere different which yet again is forcefully encouraging telling me to click on things for discounted clothing. I don't want any 10% discounted clothing. I feel dirty and abused by this experience
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Or click the settings wheel and switch annotations off.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll like this
https://www.youtube.com/account_playback

Remove the Annotations tick.

You're welcome
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Not quite sure that "noone gets hurt" is accurate:
isn't it simply that some people manage to avoid getting hurt whom we might expect not to have? There's quite a lot of these where others are hurt. The guy being pulled from the burning car at 6:50 probably wasn't giggling too much.

And the music caused me great distress.
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This is a normal post plenty of people get hurt there
i think you mean, no one dies?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Grim Reaper's getting lazy

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post Sounds like my kind of job.
Anyone else applying?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a fully qualified VAG MASTER!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Im got a degree in VAG

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post a degree in man vag, more like

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten War
[mod edit - dogs being killed link removed]
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You really are an utter cunt for posting this without any warning.
For those that haven't watched this: some dogs are ripping up another dog, then get shot.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the warning.
Not gonna be watching that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this. You fucking spastic.
Let people decide whether they want to watch that by providing a description.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNT INDEED
And an absolute twat to boot

Take the fucker down
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No snuff vids here
Dogs or otherwise.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cannot un-see.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Animals killing each other?
Whatever next
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post top predators

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a program about spiders last night on BBC4
eating and killing each other
(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post eh? have I wandered into a bunch of 6th formers debating ethics?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly you if that's your sentiment

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