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This is a link post THE KPMG SONG: This will be your new favourite tune...
This is probably PC (like GC, but platinum), as it came out in 2001, but I only rediscovered it this weekend.

You can't argue with soft rock and lyric writing that includes a chorus of:

"KPMG, we're strong as can be
a dream of power and energy
we go for the gold
together we hold
onto our vision of global strategy"

(Apparently it was their Dutch office, and the rest were not amused...)
 (prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post Learn to serve drinks through the medium of bad '90s pop music

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a link post Inception vs The IT Crowd
You know when you see something and think "Christ, I wish I'd thought of that..."?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga has announced his international retirement, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Muuuum!
Stop it! you're making it go back in!
 (Emmon for another 2,000 Czech crown?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post Tube strikes start later to day so a time to dig out London Underground by the Amateur Transplants NSFW
GC says yes but not since 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Battered Come to daddy, bitch., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wash my mouth out
but I actually agree with the unions on this one.

But still, Bob Crow is an almighty twunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga has announced his international retirement, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post whats the abridged
info for those of us who give a shit enough to have an opinion, but dont give a shit enough to research one.
 (DefyingDarwin uh huh., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post An appropriate anthem for this place
/QOTW in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine 's Used Presidential Jets dealership, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yay, TISM
as I recall there was a competition to make this video
though I do not recall any of the other entries.
 
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui sings to me with glassy eyes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:03, Reply)
This is a link post This guy is finnish
I think he's just watched the X-Factor
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post : D
I love his air guitar lol
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
slap heed
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Rammstein - Pussy - NSFW NSFW
Would make a good entry for Eurovision, especially if the vid was the stage act... Hope it doesn't count as porn.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Such quality lyrics
"I can't get laid in Germany!"
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
yes its porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_Fiend Keyboard TWAT, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing
I guess those are all the actual band members at the end?
 (I helped save b3ta! hanke HEY YOU! ----> http://b3ta.com/links/518981, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, although I'm guessing they had a stunt organ - but it's not the first mad phallic thing they've done

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wiki says
"the actual sex scenes were performed by body doubles"

still crazy for a fairly big band to do a vid like this though!
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post also
this looks awesome:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Rammstein-flamethrowers.jpg
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I saw them live at Family Values when I was like 13.

The keyboardist came up front at some point to be sodomized by the lead singer. When he pulled out there was a continuous spray of cum from his cock that he turned toward the audience as he went back to the song.

It left quite an impression on me.
 (I helped save b3ta! hanke HEY YOU! ----> http://b3ta.com/links/518981, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
they have form having released a set of Rammstein dildos cast from their own cocks
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser is big in Lilliput, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post old news
they released a special edition box set with like 9 dildos in it or something. Shitty german gay rock crap imo
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post ELO's Mike Edwards killed by giant hay bale in Devon - body identified by YouTube
"This was a tragic accident and we have now identified the victim as Michael Edwards, a founder member of ELO," said Sergeant Steve Walker of the Devon and Cornwall police traffic unit.

"We have used photographs and YouTube footage to identify him but we now need help contacting his family for formal identification."

www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/06/3003247.htm
 (xixax, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to be careful when you're out on bail

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may the quality of tea is not strained, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the last straw

(simbosan, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he had too much stubble..
erm, stubble is the bit they burn, isn't it? so, maybe, he, er, burnt his own... oh, you have my coat.. oh, yes I see, ok, bye then!
 (Nation of Ginger Saigon scooter psychopath, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup...
stubble is such stuff. Nice punnage!
 (RBF esquires second account thinks comedy accounts are a waste of bandwidth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodbye, Mr. Blue Sky

(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:36, Reply)
This is a link post The true Blondie story
It turns out they've been 10-year olds all along
(Mr Big Stuff YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:55, Reply)
This is a link post Sing fat boy sing!
it made me laugh
(rizzivision, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Babies trying lemon for the first time
hahahhahahahaha aww
 (I helped save b3ta! The_Fiend Keyboard TWAT, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those had me giggling like an absolute mong.
Nice find.
 (littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this is exactly what the internet is for
*clicks*
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Having a 14-month son...
one of the best things in the world is seeing him react to different foodstuffs. One of the best ones was when we first gave him sandwiches, just some mini-triangles, and he spent a good few minutes going to each one, opening it, and dropping the individual halves on the floor, one at a time. Probably shouldn't encourage it, but we were both pissing ourselves...

*clicks*
 (shk sees the virgin EVERYWHERE (working as a coder), Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic!!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser is big in Lilliput, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing Find!!
Major Clickage.
 (Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah the good old lemon babies thing.
b3ta.com/links/Ive_discovered_the_newest_and_bestest_internet_meme_which_needs_more_attention_ever_Lemon_Babies

(sorr
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post street basketball tricks
some of this is unbelievable. reckon trying some of these moves might get your ass kicked though
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i felt dizzy trying to keep track of where the ball was

(ginsoakedboy is out of order? nah, YOU"RE out of order!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you know when he dribbles the ball with his hands
that surely isn't allowed in Basketball, I imagine that its allowed in "street basketball" and at one point i'm sure he even kicked the ball.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_Fiend Keyboard TWAT, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i think because the ball hasnt bounced
it doesnt count as double-dribbling or traveling?
duno
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Random songs that were done for fun I made this!
Basically that^^

Tracks i've done for a laugh or just because *i could*
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Albumhole! out now! http://albumhole.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What...
..no replies to your video? How rude. Well here's one for ya : D
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well now
that was quite the thing to wake me up again after a 12 hr night shift.
 (I'm new! rustino666, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:29, Reply)
This is a link post LiveLeak RSS feed (debugged) I made this!
If you use Firefox then you might have noticed that LiveLeak's RSS feed isn't working today. This happens quite often, so I made a debugged feed that you can use instead.

And if you'd rather just watch a video, here's a camel getting tickled.
 (I helped save b3ta! chum bucket :-/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's zero-length minus your headers for me, are you sure it works? 
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"> 
<channel> 
<atom:link href="http://ruletheweb.co.uk/liveleakRSS/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> 
<title>LiveLeak.com - RSS Feed</title> 
<link>http://www.liveleak.com</link> 
<description>Sanitized RSS feed available at ruletheweb.co.uk/liveleakRSS/</description> 
<copyright>Copyright 2010</copyright> 
<lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:54:55 +0000</lastBuildDate> 
<generator>http://ruletheweb.co.uk/liveleakRSS/</generator> 
<docs>http://www.liveleak.com</docs> 
</channel> 
</rss>

 (I helped save b3ta! cr3 .14159, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that's odd...
taking a look at the code now

EDIT: Very strange. It works find for me, and other IP addresses seem to be getting the whole file.

Is it still not working?
 (I helped save b3ta! chum bucket :-/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Working fine now dahling :)

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 .14159, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Y0UNG-HAE CHANG HEAVY INDUSTRIES presents NSFW
WTF
 (buffet_the_appetite_slayer is watching bargain hunt for red october on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that made my eyes bleed

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser is big in Lilliput, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a good website
'Nippon' is great, too.
 (clinty, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I came

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw

(Nation of Ginger Saigon scooter psychopath, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I concurred

(Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:22, Reply)
This is a link post Trial of a Time Lord Alternate Ending I made this!
In this version, Colin Baker's on trial because he likes Rihanna.
(I helped save b3ta! Peter Davison Once You Cressp, You Just Can't Splessp, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Most hated Doctor ever
and I spent a holiday in his house moons ago
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled It's all in the reflexes, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp crap at life, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It was Easter
I was about nine or ten, he was then married to Lisa Goddard
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled It's all in the reflexes, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Colin Baker
But his stories/scripts were dreadful.

If you care at all, check out some of the audio stories he's done. Bloody brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peter Davison Once You Cressp, You Just Can't Splessp, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As I have muttered with you before
the BBC simply gave up taking that show seriously in the eighties; have Bertie allsort monsters, Ken Dodd, and Bonnie Langford, on the back of some truly pathetic scripts is why it died, and without doubt why a lot of us 'adults' have been blown away by the recent efforts, where it's all been taken a bit more seriously
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled It's all in the reflexes, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not been blown away by the recent efforts
and have found them pretty tedious really. While it's an enjoyable distraction, the only 2 episodes I've really enjoyed were Blink and the one which was a ripoff of Doom. All in all I think they should have far better CGI and monster makeup considering the state of technology today, the majority of the aliens just look like guys in rubber suits, which just destroys any semblence of realism for me. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, this is why I enjoyed Avatar, because it is the first film really since Jurassic Park where I've been just wowed by the effects and not actively noticed the CGI, so maybe I'm just picky.

While the Beeb obviously has a limited budget, even just adding the camera-work and directing of Sherlock or Spooks to it would make it a far more interesting affair, and then getting people to do CGI that at least doesn't look like bloody Prehistoric with its shit out-of-place dinosaurs would be nice. Is it really all that difficult?
 (shk sees the virgin EVERYWHERE (working as a coder), Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well there you go really
I think i'll go to bed
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled It's all in the reflexes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post please tell me you took the cats : D
please.
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas
I was but a small child with my mum and gran ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled It's all in the reflexes, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Top Secret Drum Corps
In response to the link below, here's something from the only nation that can challenge the Japanese at precision - the Swiss.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the US version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkoRNnCVUWg&feature=related
 (buffet_the_appetite_slayer is watching bargain hunt for red october on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"and TWO tubas were DESTROYED!"
 (I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
 (Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible to think this is what the Suisse get up to rather than fight wars for a few hundred years...
do you think they have drum movies like we have war movies?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:34, Reply)
This is a link post I suck I made this!
I'm starting a blog. This is the first post and I hope to update at least once a week : )
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Nice :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Albumhole! out now! http://albumhole.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont remember doing this

(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Albumhole! out now! http://albumhole.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I forget also
I try not to, I try to remember not to forget, but I forget. remeber?
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Daddy? Who mum? tuesday
bana
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave! Albumhole! out now! http://albumhole.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post like a fox
in a house..
atacking a baby. is it tea time yet? moon? that's no moon.
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats big ben, eating his tea with the colour purple at 3pm on top of the cabbage patch kids

(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Albumhole! out now! http://albumhole.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Purile and childish!!!



I LOVE IT!
 (RBF esquires second account thinks comedy accounts are a waste of bandwidth, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i can relate to this!

(chopchopchopchop, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Top bloggage
 (I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep it up, sir!
It helps us all to know that other people suck too :)
 (RedHouse got no candy for you, know'm sayin'?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked
we love you really, titsburger
 
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui sings to me with glassy eyes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:36, Reply)
This is a link post Touched by the hand of Dog... NSFW
Soon they will no longer attempt to use our legs...
(Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Popular page.
NOW.
 (I helped save b3ta! rebmcr Have you imagine it?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
*sings* when I think about you I touch myself....etc. etc.
: D
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can safely say
that I've never, ever, seen that before.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I can safely say...
I'd had far too much to drink when i came across it...
 (Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you came over it?
: O
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Repeatedly.
 (Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ssshhhhhhh!!
me too ; )
 (Faceburger http://www.youtube.com/user/mysterymarines, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *Takes Hand*
*Runs Into Sunset*
 (Span Wang Loves the smell of children in the morning..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong but oh so funny
Imagine that as an event at Crufts
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post How I Would Have Cast Movies

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cast movies
with awful photoshopped posters?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_Fiend Keyboard TWAT, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 19:48, Reply)

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