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This is a link post Teeny Tiny Monsters!
Microscopic photography brings out the cute side of these real creatures!
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post Advice for Young People
Oops, he says fuck.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If William Burroughs is a man fit to give advice, then may God have mercy on us all.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post How about advice for hipster bebop junkies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpBHnBG2kM
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle power.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Experience = wisdom?
Anyway:
https://youtu.be/s0u3ZeDb60I
Groovier!
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 6:39, Reply)
This is a link post Probably hard core

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This shit is wild
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgeBjTBfNc
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 4:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The best motorcycle crash ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLK7pt0qF8g

It's motorcycle night sheeple
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post When did Northampton go all Mad Max?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you've never had a night out there then?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You guess wrong
Only the one though, that was enough.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post Miss me much? Miss you more!

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post word

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post Ebichu, the Housekeeping Hamster NSFW
So, it was suggested above that I should introduce you all to this.

This is what Japanese animation looks like when targeting 20-something female office-workers...

It's long-been a favourite of mine!
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I made it about as far as the opening credits before realising that it needs more Death Railway.
And Rape Of Nanking.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The Rape of Nankingcole

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Tentacle rape or GTFO

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Student film from the early 80s by Jim Reardon, later Simpsons writer and co-writer of Wall-E.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *this* is why I support (and work in) the Arts!

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I, too, work in The Sector.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:01, Reply)
This is a link post VFX Games - The Art of Compositing
vimeo link
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is that why he has a very obvious fuzzy halo throughout?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post harsh

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:58, Reply)
This is a link post Have we done this yet? GO CANADA! GO STEVE!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing
I'm sure it's nothing
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post micropenis

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fits in his hands.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he wants to brief them on the latest ratings of The Apprentice?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to share responsibility out before the fan is started and the shit thrown?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Will be a big pizza order

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the man takes his steak well done with ketchup.
*shudders and goes into snobbery overdrive*
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mebbs its's just a invite to play board games?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
board video.
SHALL. WE. PLAY. A. GAME?
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well so far it's been posturing to scare the chinese into doing something about their mental mate.
Every president is given the same advice apparently.
If you bomb N Korea, 1000's of south koreans will be killed within hours.
They're also told that they're getting closer to having the bomb and means to deliver it.

So they go for the soft option of sanctions which don't provoke the shelling of Seoul. Problem is you can tell by lil kims chubby chops sanctions don't really affect him personally.

Also trumps been told by the end of his first term n korea will proberbly be able to launch a nuclear strike on the US.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post he'll give them all cigars and then toss one of them into a shark tank

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post You could programme your robotic arm to play with trains
Or you could programme it to do this.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a robowank...
*am disappoint*
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.
What's the point of even having a robot hand if you're not going to use it for robowanks. Or EVIL.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil robowanks
Like being tossed off by Hitler...such arm extensions!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wolfenstein secret ending.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
secret happy
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Faster!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bishop springs to mind

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Mark Gatiss has confirmed that a League of Gentlemen anniversary special is happening

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I loved the earlier LOG stuff,
it unfortunately became a franchise that followed the law of diminishing returns.

Some of the subsequent projects by those involved haven't convinced me that this will turn out well...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Inside Number 9 is very hit and miss,
But it's good to see the television play format being given a small revival and a bit of risk taking by the writers and commissioning editor.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed,
but I think that the strengths of earlier incarnations of that format were that they generally weren't all written, directed and acted by the same people.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye.
I thought the one about the restaurant bill was good though. The one about the crossword was almost good. The karaoke one was bad.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like inside number 9

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Dolescum

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you asking me out on a date?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And Psychoville?
Don't get me wrong, I really like the guys, I just think they demonstrate the limitations of their abilities all too often.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Psychoville series 1 was superb
except for the last episode, which really felt like it had been rewritten hastily when they were given a second series.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they ran out of pens.
Paulines pens
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If they don't work you shake 'em...
If they still don't work you CHUCK 'EM AWAY! BIN THEM!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan of the second series?
I don't really remember a drop in quality.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post All the gags were there with interesting characters but I don't think that the story really held its own.
That said, I really do like the majority of what they do, happy to forgive any occasional lapses, and this is good news in my eyes.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I am and I agree, series 2 was excellent and I'm glad there was one
it's just that end episode of series 1 just felt like such a fumble its what annoyingly sticks in my head.
I should probably watch it again and change my mind completely
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Jim Carrey cosplay ever!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I resent Gatiss
for casting himself as Moriarty. He's a horrible ham. Whenever I hear him say "brother mine", a violent rage comes upon me.

Inside No 9, however, is fucking excellent: best thing any of them have done.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He plays Mycroft, you Philistine.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Moriarty was almost as annoying though. "Did you miss me?". Absolutely fucking not.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone want to invest in some amazing paintings that will DEFINITELY increase in value.
Definitely not the daubs of a fucking lunatic. Serious offers only.
Sozzers for FB link.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting nude pictures pat butcher.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
:(
sadtimes
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I appear to have more to be sozzers about.
Sozzers about that.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Some times it's hard for us in America to understand you French people.
I'll keep trying.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you think about what you've done young man!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He done a young man?
In the pooper?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oliver's most assiduous student

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Painted by foot

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post By jove!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Endless Toy Train Loop

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't quite manage it with 3 pieces of track!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit where did you manage to get hold of Southern Rails secret upgrade plans?
I bet share values will rise based on this leaked info
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post As a parent, I can attest
That building a robot is cheaper than buying four more curved Brio track pieces.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The TRUTH

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wallace and gromit
Did it better.but i love robots
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Well folks this time tomorrow I should be fast asleep
Either getting my right leglopped off or getting bummed by the only gay consultant in the theater.
So tonight we are getting the family round to take the piss and generally be rude and obnoxious to my manky ankle hence known as we call it the mankle.

My daughter has first dibs on painting my toe nails.
And after that there will be a few choice words write on the bloody useless piece of flesh.

I will update you all over the next few days as and when possible.
So its goodbye corby and hello Northampton hospital for the next week
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best, Mr Bunnykiller.
And think of the savings on shoe purchases!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking of kicking the display shoe from out side the shoe shop and then legging it.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if there's a particular side that shoe shops generally favour when putting out single shoes.
Maybe you could undertake a study.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg!
And best of luck
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best!
Remember to write "do not touch" on your gentlemens area.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you write on the dodgy foot "THIS ONE!"
or not, for comedy gold.

PS
All the best.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
Don't forget to insist that your robot foot has a setting for EVIL.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I find you quite humorous. Disturbing, but humorous.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Puntastic!
:D
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post and apart fromThe evil setting there should be
Marked live on the other side of the switch and a USB charging port for my phone.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a hi-tech Swiss Army Foot.
:D
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yup eacly like that
can you or any one else rcomend what else the NHS should attach to my new Swiss army leg when i get it?
we have already got the easily confussed evil live switch and a charging port but there is space for more items that would be helpfull.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee machine. Oneof them posh ones like george Clooney advertses.
and a 60 inch plasma flatscreen telly so you can watch porn while you're recuperating.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pity you're not a Yank...
you've seen Planet Terror, right...?

Maybe one of those 'hoverboards', so you don't have to walk everywhere like us bipedal suckers...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Built in up-skirt camera

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck, don't die!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I will do my best to not die.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If you do,
Come back here and tell us if Elvis is a cunt.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hope you've got
the aquarium set up on your mantelpiece and filled with formaldehyde.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I had that all set up
And then my Russian friend came round last night and drank the lot.

Let's just say that when he left he was totally pickled
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Good luck!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You should pickle it, then stick a broom stick in the end
and make Monty Python intro videos.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Best Answer

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Best wishes for that, hope all goes well.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this just because your porn career has gone stale and you're hoping a stint in German amputee porn will give you that retirement you've always dreamed of?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I told you before that was OUR dirty little secret
And know the the whole world knows .
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, there are scores of people who know who we are.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Your family games of hokey kokey should be a hoot
Someone go and get dadīs leg again..
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been kicked off the local cricket team I was always getting out the same way
I was always getting
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ...hit in the stump by the ball?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
save me a bit
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Tomorrow we feast on manflesh!
I call dibs on the big toe!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck, sir.
Do come along to the London bash so we can all call you names.
xx
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post be brave!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
Do you get to keep the Mankle for your Mantle?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best Bunny
Hop you get well soon.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pistorious time!
And best wishes
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wNl66tT3Q
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the bones
and have them cast in a transparent prosthetic limb.
That would look SOO COOL.
All the best!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg.
A smelly, festering leg. You've painted such a vivid, awful picture of the thing in your last few posts, glad you're getting shot of it. All the best.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck dude.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
No pun...make sure the good one is well marked though.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you keep the bits they cut off? Asking for a friend.
So farewell then foot
You weren't the right one
More an Achilles heel
Now all the piggies have ran home

E.J. Thribb (17 1/2 feet)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I hop it all goes well for you
And wish you a speedy recovery :)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck
I think Rolf Harris has a spare one that he doesn't use much anymore.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I understand,
It was his "extra leg" that got him in trouble in the first place...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Best foot forward and all that
Take care and you are lucky to be out of Corby.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really know you, but I wish you well anyway.
Hope your surgery goes a bit better than mine did last year; three months stuck in Freeman's in Newcastle with a handful of sportsgits led me to think that expiring was the easy way out.

Keep your chin up, and just look on the bright side - you should be able to shoplift shoes from about 50% of shoe stores, on average.

Best of British to you.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best
And make a speedy recovery.. make sure they don't turn u into a mermaid
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good luck, I wish you well
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed all the well wishing...
I hope everything is/has gone ok and speedy recovery. #Legxit
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope all goes well and hope that the consultant is a gentle lover

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
This is a link post I think this ad beats Col's post below
Not sure what the "Mouse" is that they are advertising, but TBH I don't really care.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "A mouse made in Japan! A mouse you'd probably want if you bought a computer!"
Also: "One that works reliably, round the clock!"

(they really emphasised the bit about it being made in Japan. Figures. Tensions are high round them parts at the moment.)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so it is, literally, a computer mouse!
Cheers for that.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Forgot "painstakingly handmade"
... but... pretty girls and weirdos are enough to sell the product without showing it??
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's J-idol group Nogizaka46
...and it's a brand of computer called "Mouse", not a computer mouse.

It's puns, using the word 'mouse' instead of '...masu' at the end of the verbs.

Hand-made, in Japan, 24 hour support; "even at 2AM we're waiting..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nogizaka46

www.mouse-jp.co.jp/
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post one of the members of babymetal has a sister in that group
almost as if Jpop is one massive machine

edit

nogizaka 46 are huge. Watch them play 55,000 here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5zmVlLK_o
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, they're sorta 'rivals' of AKB48
Mouse have a couple of shops in Akiba (Akihabara, 'electric town' in Tokyo). The "AKB" in AKB48 refers to Akiba too.


The '46' is because there are/were 46 of them - although AKB48 now seems to have about 200.

And yeah, Himeka Nakamoto from Nogizaka46 is the Sister of Suzuka Nakamoto (Su-metal) of Babymetal.

BTW, when in the mouse-hole, she mentions 'safety', but says "de-CHU" instead of "de-su"; "Chu" is the noise a mouse makes (squeak squeak).
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Chu is also onomatapeic for kiss...
Watch Ebichu for an overdose of 'chuuus' (NSFW, but well worth watching as an example of anime that is adult-oriented without being porny...it's hilarious!).
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
bat shit mental and hugely entertaining

you should post properly
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the best thing about fucking forty six year olds...?
Er...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Kwaii!
Lovely cat too.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post A song no one on here will like
Save Stuj
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. I didn't like it either.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post its all right I think
chorus is OK but very anodyne
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Monday Everyone!
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I can dig it
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post UKIP racist and thick shocker
Leaving aside all the anti-muslim stuff (which is all they have left to appeal to their core support of monobrowed knuckle-scrapers), the thick bastards appear to have it in for motorcycle helmet wearers in the very first paragraph.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest,
If you're just generally walking around with a motorcycle helmet on, you should probably take it off.

Actually, a lot of those a quite reasonable things.

Treating "honour" crime as an aggravating factor seems like a good policy.
Most of the stuff about FGM is obviously appropriate.
Treating racial targetting as an aggravating factor of grooming seems pretty fair as well.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to lean towards this train of thought as well.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And does he even have a bike?
Is is a futile geste to get chicks?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
All it does it stigmatise entire communities for the actions of a mad minority. For UKIP that is all they care about because lets face it FGM does not keep PaulNuttalsoftheUkips up at night. There are already laws for all of these, if they are not enforced correctly that is something for the CPS and judiciary...not lots of extra, probably unworkable, legislation (something kippers are not fond of anyhow)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No stigmatizing of " entire communities for the actions of a mad minority" such conservative types though
"their core support of monobrowed knuckle-scrapers), the thick bastards"
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You may have to start at the beginning of the post.
I'll leave a note behind Mrs. Royster's class.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think it's worse to be nonced by a brown bloke than a white bloke?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Women can be nonces too you sexist pig

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post do you prefer cat AIDS or horse AIDS?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not about the crime to the individual.
It's about the crime to the community.
If a rape gang is composed entirely of one racial community and is raping an entirely different racial community, that is a bigger problem.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post First they came for the beekeepers

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post first LOL of the day

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post try the veal
tip your waitress
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the waitress
Tip your veal
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They must be a bundle of laughs at Halloween

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lol


The FGM stuff is really dumb. Imagine implementing FGM 'checks' based on whimsy. Imagine if you were that young child. Jeez.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagaine having your vagina sliced open
because of the people who are supposed to love you.

Compare those two experiences and imagine which you would prefer to suffer.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Um
Right, so what's your logic right here? In your world there are two choices: either FGM check (let's leave aside ethics, how it would be conducted, efficacy vs effect of said checks on individuals, privacy issues etc etc) or being mutilated. Is your argument that's the only two choices you have?

Do you think through your arguments much?

edit:
While i think about it, how will the checks prevent FGM? Presumably the check will have two outcomes: has or has not. If has, then cannot prevent FGM but could move girl into protected custody or some other positive outcome. This is cool.

Or if has not, and because FGM can occur anytime up to puberty, it cannot identify if the girl is vulnerable or not (unless they have other diagnostic criteria at the check) so has little positive outcome and a whole bunch of negatives assoc with the check.

So what I'm trying to explore here is that this is an incredibly complex issue and not binary as your argument likes to emotively explore.


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"Ukipís approach is horrifically heavy-handed and will alienate the very communities we are trying to reach out to. We should be training our teachers and other providers such as community experts to identify those at risk and teaching children themselves that FGM is wrong and to come forward if they fear for themselves or a friend.

In coalition, we put a statutory duty on frontline workers to report concerns of FGM - we need them to have the confidence to do so, and this means better training. Research shows that school teachers are still too scared to talk about FGM, honour-based violence and forced marriage, let alone report it. This is where we should concentrate our efforts not forcing girls to undergo invasive medical examinations." Lynne Featherstone
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say anything of the sort. In fact I don't believe I made any arguments at all.
I simply pointed out the absurdity of your "imagine if you were that child" comment in the grand scheme of things.

How about this outcome:
Girl doesn't get mutilated because parents know that they'll be found out and will go to prison.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post do you prefer thermonuclear war or BABYMETAL?
there can only be one choice

edit: you edited your answer FFS in the time I was typing this one

edit: great! you're thinking through some outcomes! Keep going!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Which edit do you refer to?
The one where I added the word "you" to a sentence so that it'd make valid grammatical sense, or the one where I combined two essentially unrelated answers to your post into a single post to save on spam?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post latter

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Mommy and daddy are fighting!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you wanking?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post are UKIP ok with circumcision?
are are cock checks pencilled in as a future vote winner
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
That will get really expensive to check so I guess they will introduce some sort of badge scheme. You know some sort of brightly coloured patch you sew on clothing...something like that.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't really compare them too closely though.
Unless you had your bellend sliced off too.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post never said they were the same
but it's still chopping up kids bits for stupid religious reasons
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why I wrote " too closely"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Rightly, the Danes want to ban it:
www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/58753ec1e4b08052400ee6b3
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually based on mimsey I thought

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What if they had a Potato Print system?
No. Wait. I just figured out what that would be a bad idea.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Islam a race now?
Finding it hard to disagree with about 2 thirds of that.

Also the Burqa has been banned a few EU countries already including socialist France. Well what used to be socialist...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you should vote for them then
Then come on here and tell us all how left wing you are for doing so
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is just a shame they didn't get this out in time for the Tories to steal and put in their mayifesto.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh stop being such a benny, benny,
Groups like UKIP gain power because they mix in their hate with stuff regular voters people find reasonable. It's a tactic as old as the hills.

And as for voting at this stage i'm probably going to spoil my ballot because there's not one of the fuckwits I can support.
Who are you going to vote for benny?

My guess is you'll be using some sort of app trending on social media that will tell you how to vote in order to kick the tories out.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think that you might actually be quite socially conservative?
Perhaps you dont realise that yourself
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No, not really.
So how are you going to vote benny?
You've already said you don't support labour that leaves the lib dems, tories or green.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post why are you so interested?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit's and giggles mostly.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ahm voten foken SNP ken

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Nicola made that promise to dress up as SuMetal in writing?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post naw ya big baw bag, she husnae
ah pure wish she wud do, ken.

I'm thinking it would make for a great creepy horror movie.

Like this
Man buys girlfriend a new dress "go on, wear it, it will really suit you" and she puts on the dress and now the man has his fantasy come to life but it's not quite real life because that's just the manifestation of a fantasy, an empty fantasy, because it's still just a dress and inside the dress is Sarah. Still mildly unattractive, overweight Sarah. Poor Sarah, she'll do anything for you but it breaks her heart to wear this dress because she knows you don't see her and you're seeing something else and it scares her to think what it really is. "I think you should keep it on" "But it's a little uncomfortable"

"Come upstairs"

I HAVE HAD WAAAAAAYYYYYYY TO MUCH COFFEE PLEASE SEND HELP
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Add a wee snifter to your next mug.
Go on, just a wee sharpener. What's the worst that can happen?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ive done enough drugs in my time. No more.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't a Scottish accent
he's telling you to drink piss.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
im confused!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
wee snifter
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Reindeer piss?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Splitters!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And balaclavas.
The EDL will be furious.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Unthinking arseholes, the lot of them
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/24/beekeepers-ukip-mocked-forced-clarify-veil-banning-policy
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha, locked in a room...it's shit when your badly thought out crappy ideas and soundbites don't stand up to even the slightest bit of public scrutiny #brexitmeansbreakfast
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The torygraph is just rehashing an old story for shits and giggles.
Same point was made when France banned full face coverings.
Also Bulgaria, the Netherlands, Austria, Regions of Italy...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do they stand on Daft Punk and the Rubberbandits?
And the Elephant Man?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The postal vote thing is fucking idiotic
I'm doing it for the first time this year as Theresa thoughtfully waited until I'd booked an early morning flight on the 8th before announcing less than hour later that she was breaking her repeated promises.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Sgt Pepper source images I made this!
Something I've been working on for a while: locating the source images for the cut-outs used on the cover of The Beatles' Sgt Pepper (plus some Beatle related background info).

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather marvellously mental.
Thought just to set off the OCD alarms the photo of the waxworks isn't the same one used is it?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post They may - or may not be!
Hopefully, now it's on the web, I can get confirmation from others!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job
Have a click
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Back stories are interesting too.
Diligent work!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post cool, seen the story reported a few times,
nice to find out its a b3tan :)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work
Never knew it contained so much.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
Those waxworks though. Paul is bad, but the rest are fucking horrific.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a sensational piece of work.
Have multiple clicks. And when I say 'multiple clicks' I mean 'a click'.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent ages looking through the name in the sleevenotes
and cross referencing them with Encarta.

Brilliant.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post V. good.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" - 2 Girls 3 Harps
Classic Heavy Metal track?
Blondes twins with a passing resemblance to Paris Hilton?
Classical instruments?
Contrived setting?

"Itís just as bad as you would imagine it to be."
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, that's difficult to listen to.
Reminded me of this, only with added tits.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This not having a puerile dubbed version is a crime against humanity.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this is for teenage cosplay wank purposes
with added steampunk boners. oh internet. where did you go wrong?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, it seems so obvious now you point it out.
Following your lead I shall mute the audio and unzip.
I hope you brought the biscuit.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Even worse than expected.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post classical crossover stuff is generally terrible
no exception here.

Um, thanks

see also Commander In Chief. That is grade A awful. This? More a B- awful.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)

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