My son's obsessed with stonesI found one in our bed last night. And he keeps chucking them down the toilet and in shoes and stuff. Very silly.
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Wifey,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:11,
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my mum used to buy me glue-on shakey eyeslike cheap fluffy toys have sometimes (you know, those little balls of fluff with a tag saying "I heart Cornwall" or similar). I used to glue them on pebbles and twigs. she couldn't work out why i thought that pebbles and twigs were nicer than -say- cuddly toys.
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spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:21,
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only the ones that liked me.some of them thought i was a little shit, and wouldn't speak to me.
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:29,
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Strange you should say that..You can actually buy bits of wood with those eyes glued on them. My uncle had one. It was called "My Pet Log."
Horrific title.
Failing that I was lied to and you are infact my uncle. Oh dear.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:32,
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Horrific title.
Failing that I was lied to and you are infact my uncle. Oh dear.
i loved the "pet log" idea.my parents (quite rightly) made me construct my own, rather than purchase one for a fiver.
i spent too much of my childhood doing this, didn't i? still, at least i never owned a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
(i spent too much of my childhood doing this, didn't i? still, at least i never owned a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:39,
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My Pet LogSurely none of you have forgotten the joy that 'Log' brought to the fans of Ren and Stimpy not so many years ago..! (Or maybe its just me...)
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:16,
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thatsa bizarre philosophy.
do they just sqeak when you stand on them, or all the time?
(do they just sqeak when you stand on them, or all the time?
rockyrobin,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:22,
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Onlyon the thursday of every third week when theres a full moon.
Or something.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:34,
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Or something.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: A CD that would never sell"){kind=small}
Not the most original...Ok, so I got a lot of inspiration from a previous post... here's my variation on the same theme...
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:52,
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I've started a gallery of cat mishaps <a href="http://flibz.dns2go.com/kittygoboom" target="new">Here</a>
Now I need some cats...
flibz,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:00,
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i'll say.it looked like a tomato at first. then i thought it was some weird animal orking, then i worked out the hard-to-read text, and i wished i hadn't.
then i thought about it, and decided it was funny after all =)
(then i thought about it, and decided it was funny after all =)
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:22,
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Nay Orking indeedI've just been shuffling through the archive trying to find that 'nay orking' symbol, with no luck.
God, I can't wait for ADSL, it'll make weekend life on b3ta a lot better.
(God, I can't wait for ADSL, it'll make weekend life on b3ta a lot better.
KQ,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:28,
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mmm...i enjoy the wonders of telewest myself. it's great until it dies at half past one in the morning, and you realise that half past one in the morning is the time when you NEED IT MOST.
*ahem*
(*ahem*
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:04,
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CRAP!And more crap ;)
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Mon 16 Sep 2002, 17:13,
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Thereshould really be a b3ta-hall-of-fame and good ol' Libearse should be the first entry!!!
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Kaiser,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:58,
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poor jeremy!that picture made me feel sad inside.
though not sad enough to stop giggling =)
(though not sad enough to stop giggling =)
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:56,
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you just made my girlfriend explode with laughtershe actually cackled.
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rob,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:57,
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Jeremy ClarksonLooks like my mum.
Brian May looks like my sister.
I think i've escaped this area of the gene pool however...
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:38,
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Brian May looks like my sister.
I think i've escaped this area of the gene pool however...
yes, it is.though who that guy with the buckets is, i don't know.
)boom boom(
()boom boom(
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:24,
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speaking of whichI do wonder who this milkman loves most, his woman or his cow
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:23,
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Surging through the mighty ocean..Though perhaps a bit too big for a tank in the b3ta zoo.. it's.. the whalephant:
( KQ,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:40,
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something about the frontof that reminds me of a killer whale.
( pep,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:50,
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God,There is a really bad sitcom on now with Jasper Carrot and I just noticed he looks like my dad....
Oh Christ my dad also looks like ME!
(,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:31,
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Oh Christ my dad also looks like ME!
no wonder you look pissed off on your webcam,cheer up love.
( pep,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:34,
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YeahThat was such a dire program. By the end of it I could almost feel my brains oozing out of my ears in a bid to escape.
What a bag of poo.
(What a bag of poo.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:41,
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alf garnet with brown children.interesting premise - not explored.
( rob,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:52,
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WellIf you want a more detailed critique ;)
The producers of the show were very brave, and do tackle issues which have not been touched on before. Some of the issues raised are thought provoking and relevant.
It was also brave to include a character who was disabled, but I feel that they didn't successfully justify his appearance. It felt strongly that he was a "token" disabled person. I'm sure that the people behind the show would argue that that is simply because we don't see that sort of character on TV, and that disabled people do not get fair representation on television, and I would agree, but I really don't think that in this case it worked.
The acting was dire, the script was predictable and poor, the jokes were terrible. I was left feeling like the BBC were wasting my license fee.
(The producers of the show were very brave, and do tackle issues which have not been touched on before. Some of the issues raised are thought provoking and relevant.
It was also brave to include a character who was disabled, but I feel that they didn't successfully justify his appearance. It felt strongly that he was a "token" disabled person. I'm sure that the people behind the show would argue that that is simply because we don't see that sort of character on TV, and that disabled people do not get fair representation on television, and I would agree, but I really don't think that in this case it worked.
The acting was dire, the script was predictable and poor, the jokes were terrible. I was left feeling like the BBC were wasting my license fee.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:01,
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..Good review.couldnt have put it better myself. However, you failed to mention to annoying canned laughter....grr!
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:35,
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Yes, it was a brave step.Pity it was such a steaming pile of horse-shit.
Also, didn't they realise that the kid in the chair WOULD BECOME THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION FOR EACH SCENE HE'S IN?
Holy crap, they could have a shoot-out featuring lesbian nuns and all the audience would be looking at is the kid to see if he's drooling.
(,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:21,
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Also, didn't they realise that the kid in the chair WOULD BECOME THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION FOR EACH SCENE HE'S IN?
Holy crap, they could have a shoot-out featuring lesbian nuns and all the audience would be looking at is the kid to see if he's drooling.
will they let thatbaby in? Or force him to look in from outside forever? Is outside underwater? Questions must be asked and answered, we should be told.
( pep,
Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:33,
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My crap attemptjust killin time today. One half hour till pub time. Outside is Wisconsin winter weather. Beautiful today at 40 degrees F.
I was hoping someone would animate the pic. Please!
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:40,
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I was hoping someone would animate the pic. Please!
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