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Internet Explorer can finally do this (version 7)
- with certain bugs.

Hi there. You could write to me at the following address if you like.

Especially those of you who are dead literary and that.

The origin of the two-legged horse meme is uncertain. It wasn't me, I didn't make it.

I'm putting all my art up at:
http://nimblr.tumblr.com/

I am no longer blagging my image hosting off Connor the other starving artist, but it was fun while it lasted.

I was declared winner of Lemony and GrandmaOfShoes's B3ta Board Beard Bash.

Updating my profile is effort. Future-proof information follows:
I was born in '76, probably still live in the UK and am unlikely to be female.

I'd just like to say

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I made this too
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(Thu 29th Jul 2004, 23:39, More)

*extra pic by special request*
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He will steal your breakfast

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Best answers to questions:

» I just don't get it

Further to "cheap at half the price":
"Back and forth" - this is the wrong way round. You go forth before coming back.
"Have your cake and eat it" - first you have a cake, then you eat it. This is a perfectly normal sequence of events.
"Head over heels" - again, this describes a perfectly normal situation.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 23:41, More)