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I 'aint gettin' on no sled fool!
deka! deka! deka! deka! dekarenjaa habikoru aku yurusenainda deka! deka! deka! deka! dekarenjaa! jajimento taimu! dekarenjaa!

deka! deka! deka! deka! dekarenjaa habikoru aku yurusenainda deka! deka! deka! deka! dekarenjaa! jajimento taimu! dekarenjaa!

(Mon 20th Dec 2004, 22:27, More)

Imagine the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it
It starts with a little duck holding, and before you know it, they've moved onto harder things...

It starts with a little duck holding, and before you know it, they've moved onto harder things...

(Sun 7th Nov 2004, 23:23, More)

World tour - Paris

At least seven eyewitnesses to the crash said that they saw a white Fiat Uno speed out of the tunnel, seconds after the crash. Forensic tests have confirmed that a white Fiat Uno collided with the Mercedes carrying Diana and Dodi, and that this collision was a significant factor in the crash. Several eyewitnesses told police that they saw a powerful flash of light just seconds before the Mercedes swerved out of control and crashed into the 13th pillar of the Alma tunnel. That bright light--either a camera flash or a far more powerful flash of a laser weapon--was probably fired by the passenger in the speeding fiat. The Fiat fled the crash scene, and police claim they have been unable to locate either vehicle, or identify the driver or the passengers.

(Mon 19th Jul 2004, 22:06, More)

I am truly sorry...
Not really.

(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 17:12, More)

Genetically modified

(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 21:56, More)

...and the earrings just completed the whole look perfectly.
Bridge? Check! Helicopter? Check! Shark? Check!

(Mon 31st May 2004, 14:08, More)

frig or pog?
What's green and smells like pork?

(Sun 23rd May 2004, 22:39, More)

Aroooara!

I wouldn't give a kitten fish because it can start a diarrhea that might be hard to stop, and it would undo your litter training and your ability to give them away. Little kittens can dehydrate fast, so always avoid diarrhea causing things like the plague! Try some strained baby food meat (turkey,lamb, or chicken) and you might even mix some with warm water and eyedropper it into the little mouth. It is true that not all the kittens will be as advanced as the biggest. Sometimes it takes the runt more time to achieve what his littermates are already doing.

(Mon 3rd May 2004, 23:13, More)

All Women Keep Score... Only The Great Ones Put It In Writing.
She's in the attic!

(Sun 25th Apr 2004, 23:26, More)

No escape for the guilty
My son Jeffrey, almost 15, gave it ****, saying that Frank was a great, badass action hero. He liked the way that the character was so different and that the movie concentrated on the action rather the romance, which never happened. He especially liked all of the weapons.

My son Jeffrey, almost 15, gave it ****, saying that Frank was a great, badass action hero. He liked the way that the character was so different and that the movie concentrated on the action rather the romance, which never happened. He especially liked all of the weapons.

(Sat 17th Apr 2004, 19:36, More)

History lesson

(thanks to Rapitinui for the manbear face)
(Sat 17th Apr 2004, 0:07, More)

Day at the races
As for the B-Boy look, we've got a lot of breakers and wanna-bes at my school who sport that stuff, and although I want to practice on gaining breaking skills, it sours me that everyone's wearing those tear-aways and such. Dammit,people, start wearing wack shit so I can sport the phat shit! I hate dressing the same as other people, it sucks!

As for the B-Boy look, we've got a lot of breakers and wanna-bes at my school who sport that stuff, and although I want to practice on gaining breaking skills, it sours me that everyone's wearing those tear-aways and such. Dammit,people, start wearing wack shit so I can sport the phat shit! I hate dressing the same as other people, it sucks!

(Mon 12th Apr 2004, 22:29, More)

Sequel
We snack on danger, dine on death! And dead men don't make money!

(Sat 27th Mar 2004, 0:26, More)

God creates muppets, God destroys muppets, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates muppets, muppets eat man, woman inherits the earth.

One of the most annoying things about Crichton's book was the way in which he misused chaos theory in order to make his point about science running amok, doing things the outcome of which cannot be predicted. One of the things which I really enjoyed about the movie was the way in which all that drivel was removed, and Jeff Goldblum reduced to a few lines of actually reasonably informative dialog about chaos theory. The result was that Steven Spielberg, possibly because he never liked mathematics very much, was able to inform the public just a little without the nonsense. It was wonderful.

(Sun 22nd Feb 2004, 21:46, More)

Handsome fighters never lose their battles.

Some background info: Street fighter II is about the second world streetfighting tournament, the first was represented in the arcade game 'Street Fighter' Ryu: A dedicated man who lives only for the fight. He took the world street fighting championship from Sagat in the Arcade game Street Fighter.'Ryu' is japanese for 'Dragon'. Ken: Ryu's american 'brother'. He joins the SFII tornament in response to a challenge from ryu. He also rescues Ryu in the little known platform game Street Fighter 2010 by Capcom for the NES. Ken is Japanese for 'fist' or 'punch'. Sheng Long: He raised Ryu and Ken and taught them how to fight. Various arguments broke out about whether or not Ken is Japanese, or if Sheng adopted an American, but there is nothing in the SNES instructions,game endings, or on the arcade cabinets to resolve this argument. He was rumored to be a secret 'Boss' in SFII classic, but this was just an EGM hoax 'Sheng Long' means 'Great Dragon' Guile: He was a special forces pilot in the Army, and he lost his buddy Charlie in combat. He abandoned his family to avenge Charlie. Chun Li: She is hunting down the boss of the Shadaloo smuggling ring. This criminal also killed her father, and has annoyed many SFIICE players with his 'Cheespeedo'.'Chun Li' Means 'Beautiful Spring' in chinese. E. Honda: He wanted to prove that a Sumo Wrestler could dominate in ANY form of fighting. Blanka: He was lost in a plane crash over the Amazon, and grew up there. He wandered up out of the forest and made a career out of streetfighting. I've seen no explaination about why he's such a mutant, or who raised him.'Blanka' is Portuguese for 'White', It's also a feminine noun. In Brazil, people who are neither black nor native-americans are called 'white' even if americans would call them hispanic. He looks 'Verde' to me! Zangief: He's a pro wrestler who's out to prove the strengh of Russians. Dhalsim: He is proving his yoga powers through the ordeal of streetfighting. Balrog (M. Bison in Japan): He is an ex-boxer who went into streetfighting after he was booted out of the boxing world for misbehavior. He is also STRONGLY based on Mike Tyson, which is why they call him Balrog now. a 'Balrog' is a type of demon, which is described in Tolkien fantasies. Vega( Balrog in Japan): I haven's heard much about him, but he wears the mask to keep his good looks from being ruined. 'Vega' is Spanish for 'Meadow', It's yet another feminine noun. Sagat: He is the former champ, and he got the scar on his chest from Ryu's winning Dragon-punch. Bison(Vega in Japan): Yes, boys and girls this is the man everyone wants to kill, but since this is'nt Mortal Kombat, no one can do it! He's the boss of the Shadaloo drug gang. Notice that the symbol on his hat on the SNES is a Nazi winged skull, while in the arcade, It's a star. a 'Bison' is a large, strong American buffalo. Hmm, this seems more like someone else..

(Sun 8th Feb 2004, 22:36, More)

LEIA: The cave is collapsing!
Leia's mouth drops open . She sees that the rocks of the cave entrance are not rocks at all, but giant hands quickly closing around the tiny ship. Chewie howls. The Millennium Falcon, zooming through, rolls on its side and barely makes it between two of the gigantic white hands.The monster tilts its head, watching the starship fly away.

Leia's mouth drops open . She sees that the rocks of the cave entrance are not rocks at all, but giant hands quickly closing around the tiny ship. Chewie howls. The Millennium Falcon, zooming through, rolls on its side and barely makes it between two of the gigantic white hands.The monster tilts its head, watching the starship fly away.

(Fri 30th Jan 2004, 23:56, More)

Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are!
Okay, so I know they're two fictional characters, I'm trying to settle an argument here. Who would win in a straight fight between Clubber Lang against Ivan Drago. I reckon Clubber Lang would murder the Russian inside four rounds, but my friend thinks that Drago's steroids will see him through to victory. Any ideas?

Okay, so I know they're two fictional characters, I'm trying to settle an argument here. Who would win in a straight fight between Clubber Lang against Ivan Drago. I reckon Clubber Lang would murder the Russian inside four rounds, but my friend thinks that Drago's steroids will see him through to victory. Any ideas?

(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:27, More)

Misquoted...
Totally sweet.

(Mon 12th Jan 2004, 23:05, More)

HDTV Poltercat?

So what is it that Hutchison found that made the national television news in three different countries (the USA, Japan and Canada)? Basically, what Hutchison did was cram into a single room a variety of devices which emit electromagnetic fields (such as Tesla coils, van de Graaff generators, RF transmitters, signal generators, etc.). He found that after they had been running for a while, effects began to occur that were identical to what have come to be regarded as poltergeist phenomena. Objects of any material levitated into the air and hovered there, or moved about and then fell; fires started in unlikely places around the building; a mirror smashed at a distance of 80 feet away; metal distorted and broke; water spontaneously swirled in containers; lights appeared in the air and then vanished; metalbecame white-hot but did not burn any surrounding materials; and so on. Everything that psychical researchers have been documenting for decades as poltergeist activity -- and that priests have been called in to exorcise -- eventually turned up in the laboratory where John Hutchison's device operated. Although it was made up of different parts, it operated as a single entity, and phenomena occurred in the same unpredictable way as reported poltergeists: you could be there for days and nothing would happen, then suddenly coins would flip and fly, water would swirl and a transformer would blow. And this brings me to an unfortunate aspect of the device: it has a tendency to destroy itself. It is worth recalling at this point that psychical researchers have in fact dubbed poltergeist activity as 'destructive haunting'.

(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 22:35, More)

Ideal for beating the rush hour

Click for Flash!
(Thu 20th Nov 2003, 0:12, More)

Rose gazes at the drawing. He has X-rayed her soul.

That would be interesting, seeing real monkeys act. Actually, I'd go as far as to say that that has been accomplished, already. I've seen a few attempts, anyway, that were not completely disastrous..... I think. Take Project X, for example (I'm kidding, really, honest). Well, I think his best bet is mechanical monkeys, combined with Computer animation, but you never know what he'll do (I'm more worried about what kind of

(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 23:33, More)

The undo feature is useful
Bluebirds over the mountain, Seagulls over the sea-ea-ea, Bluebirds over the mountain, Bring my baby to me

(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 22:51, More)

Can survive at 960 degree heat for 7 hours. of course by then all you would see of it is it's endoskeleton.
Arnie is a T-800. This is the number of the endoskeleton that he is. The T-850 is an upgrade.He is a cyberdyne systems model 101, that is the number of his organic covering. The other terminator seen in the first film played by Franco Columbu was a model 108

Arnie is a T-800. This is the number of the endoskeleton that he is. The T-850 is an upgrade.He is a cyberdyne systems model 101, that is the number of his organic covering. The other terminator seen in the first film played by Franco Columbu was a model 108

(Tue 30th Sep 2003, 22:42, More)

I'm with you. I don't dig the idea of being cooped up with a floating rabbit

Click for Flash!
(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 0:19, More)

Cat Brain Escape - What now?

Click for Flash!
(Wed 24th Sep 2003, 22:36, More)

Detachable facias are good, but it's hard to choose which is best
Domokun is the hand of god. The Domo must smite the kitten.ph33r Domokun! He is the retarded brown Sponge Bob of Japan!

Domokun is the hand of god. The Domo must smite the kitten.ph33r Domokun! He is the retarded brown Sponge Bob of Japan!

(Fri 5th Sep 2003, 0:15, More)

Fox Cub could count by twos and tie his shoes. He had a train set, a ball glove and lots of other things to play with. But one day, he had the chance to own his very own submarine!
If you're looking for me,You better check under the sea<br />
That's where you will find me, Underneath the sea

If you're looking for me,You better check under the sea<br />
That's where you will find me, Underneath the sea

(Wed 3rd Sep 2003, 23:53, More)

Lock and Load Kiddies, We're Goin' to WAR!

Click for more destructicity
(Tue 2nd Sep 2003, 23:38, More)

The strength in his left arm is particularly prodigious. He uses it for his powerful Southpaw Lariat.
The ancient struggles between the Cybertrons and Destrons continue. Meanwhile, mysterious energies are gathering in the universe as an ancient evil returns. Even as enemies close in on all sides, the Cybertrons must find a way to conquer this evil and light their darkest hour!

The ancient struggles between the Cybertrons and Destrons continue. Meanwhile, mysterious energies are gathering in the universe as an ancient evil returns. Even as enemies close in on all sides, the Cybertrons must find a way to conquer this evil and light their darkest hour!

(Mon 4th Aug 2003, 21:47, More)

Final battle: Same as the first level, except it's in the steel factory...
In the year 2029, a few human survivors are fighting for their lives against the memes, after a nuclear war caused by a worldwide computer network. The new Terminator is the T-1000, a modified, pantherlike, perfect model, which consists of liquid metal. After some fights and wild chases between the two teams, they arrive in a steel-factory.

In the year 2029, a few human survivors are fighting for their lives against the memes, after a nuclear war caused by a worldwide computer network. The new Terminator is the T-1000, a modified, pantherlike, perfect model, which consists of liquid metal. After some fights and wild chases between the two teams, they arrive in a steel-factory.

(Thu 31st Jul 2003, 22:56, More)

Let the Wookie win!
Choose Dhalsim

(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 23:31, More)

Penguin BioWheel Replacement Chump
Staying mainly in the open sea, the Chump penguin slips gracefully through the icy depths. Its agility in the water contrasts with its clumsy and laborious waddle on land.

Staying mainly in the open sea, the Chump penguin slips gracefully through the icy depths. Its agility in the water contrasts with its clumsy and laborious waddle on land.

(Sat 26th Jul 2003, 23:39, More)

Looking more fat and farmer-esque than usual....
Despite his known piracy when at home he was much in demand by polite English society and he was a popular figure invited to many high brow functions. Although his name struck fear into the Spanish many of his shipmates and associates seem to have had a low opinion of Svenno, and the way in which he managed his expeditions.

Despite his known piracy when at home he was much in demand by polite English society and he was a popular figure invited to many high brow functions. Although his name struck fear into the Spanish many of his shipmates and associates seem to have had a low opinion of Svenno, and the way in which he managed his expeditions.

(Sun 20th Jul 2003, 22:20, More)

Let's go Mr.Driver!
This is Nancy at Chase Headquarters... we've got an emergency here! Ralph, the Idaho slasher is fleeing towards the suburbs... the target vehicle is a white British sports car... over.

This is Nancy at Chase Headquarters... we've got an emergency here! Ralph, the Idaho slasher is fleeing towards the suburbs... the target vehicle is a white British sports car... over.

(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 22:10, More)

Attack me if you dare - I will destroy you!
Superior Tech!

(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 22:43, More)

Definitively something going on...
Massive fanged chump. He sinks his fangs in you but you take no damage!

(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 22:25, More)

Beadle smash! Beadle crush!
Beadle stronger than you, Beadle smarter than you. Beadle smash!

(Sat 14th Jun 2003, 16:18, More)

I am old-skool d00d!!!!!
Furtive in the hizouse!!

(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 22:27, More)

The parasite or Facehugger as it is most commonly called is the second stage of a Xenomorph's development.
So when it detects its prey within striking distance the egg automatically opens and the facehugger is then ready to pounce

So when it detects its prey within striking distance the egg automatically opens and the facehugger is then ready to pounce

(Tue 20th May 2003, 21:29, More)

The Logical Leopard Elicited A Natural Rainbow
A Digital Dog's tail Muzzled The Secret

(Sat 17th May 2003, 19:07, More)

Next stop - kill, crush, destroy!
Do you remember Giant Robot? A little Japanese kid, ordering into a little wrist radio, 'Giant Robot, Destroy!!' At the end he just went up in the sky

Do you remember Giant Robot? A little Japanese kid, ordering into a little wrist radio, 'Giant Robot, Destroy!!' At the end he just went up in the sky

Alternative
(Sun 11th May 2003, 22:25, More)

And suddenly, they were in love!
A representation of Cupid used as a symbol of love.

(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 22:30, More)

Real Ultimate Desktop Assistant!
Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

(Tue 15th Apr 2003, 22:46, More)

In the Australian outback
Admittedly, koalas tend to resemble Teddy bears, but that's as far as it goes. Koalas are related to wombats

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 22:25, More)

A giant what?

A North American nocturnal carnivore (Procyon lotor) allied to the bears, but much smaller, and having a long, full tail, banded with black and gray. Its body is gray, varied with black and white.

Click for biggie
(Sun 6th Apr 2003, 0:41, More)

Top Panalones! The martians must never get my treasure!
Mighty panorama of Earth-shaking fury as an army from Mars invades!

(Thu 3rd Apr 2003, 23:12, More)

Latest footage!
My engine's roar is my enemies' song of doom!

(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 22:22, More)

For my next song, I’d like to play some speedcore
hey this Music sucks shit, play some rock!

(Mon 24th Mar 2003, 21:23, More)

Yawn... so tired
Through sound and motion you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs....

(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 0:45, More)

I love you all!

My heart is full of hatred and loathing for your ugly faces and stupid clothing

Click for full size!
(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 22:54, More)

Shot down behind enemy lines, luckily I still had my service revolver

(Sat 15th Mar 2003, 13:38, More)

Women are complicated sometimes
It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you play the game

(Wed 12th Mar 2003, 23:21, More)

Rumble eject! Laserbeak eject! Operation Infiltration!

Click for full size!
(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 22:48, More)

Shortly afterwards the chocolate factory was closed
poop

(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 21:22, More)

Don't stand too close to the edge..
MEOW!

(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 20:08, More)

What can it be?
Meeeow!

(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 23:12, More)

Something evil's watching over you, comin' from the sky above and there's nothing you can do, prepare to strike, there'll be no place to run when your caught within the grip of the evil Unicron!
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(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 23:38, More)

The name Pacman is derived from the Japanese slang word "paku-paku", which means "to eat".

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 23:34, More)

Morning!

(Sat 8th Feb 2003, 11:35, More)

Spicy pollen

(Sun 2nd Feb 2003, 13:42, More)

Mother regretted the feeding after midnight incident

(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 23:39, More)

Hello!

I encourage you with my Jedi powers to click for biggie
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 12:11, More)

Iconoclasmical!

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 18:04, More)

Kcauq! Kcauq!

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 14:26, More)

The Great Funtime Adventures of Bunny-Bunny and Friend

Click for big
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 22:07, More)

Police warn that he has apparently altered his appearance

(Thu 2nd Jan 2003, 23:16, More)

Yay!

(Wed 25th Dec 2002, 0:06, More)

There is no spoon.

(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 0:02, More)

(Mon 16th Dec 2002, 23:41, More)

¿Meow?

(Tue 10th Dec 2002, 0:36, More)

Transforms from Domokun to Robot and back again!

(Mon 2nd Dec 2002, 22:46, More)

What's going on up there?

(Fri 29th Nov 2002, 0:08, More)

More than meets the eye,

(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 18:25, More)

Sugar, Spice and everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction-
Chemical Yay!

(Tue 19th Nov 2002, 22:35, More)

Pop Idol Japan is much better

(Sun 17th Nov 2002, 11:48, More)

Piña paracaídas!

(Sun 10th Nov 2002, 23:42, More)

(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 12:06, More)

New name, same old rubbish :p

(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 22:27, More)

Quick! While they're distracted

(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 19:38, More)

(Thu 24th Oct 2002, 23:22, More)

Sniper suspect caught on film

(Mon 21st Oct 2002, 21:11, More)

What cat?

(Fri 18th Oct 2002, 23:16, More)

The first clockwork President was a great success

(Wed 16th Oct 2002, 23:20, More)

Duck!

(Tue 15th Oct 2002, 22:41, More)

(Sun 13th Oct 2002, 21:31, More)

Back off, man, I'm a scientist!

(Thu 10th Oct 2002, 21:24, More)

Help! I just partitioned my kitten, but I can't get the tail driver to work anymore

(Sun 6th Oct 2002, 14:11, More)

Fear in the playground (2 of 2)

(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 23:40, More)

Who needs photoshop...

(Wed 25th Sep 2002, 13:10, More)

Look.............. I think it's a boy!

(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 22:53, More)

I pity the fool that gets in the way of my vehicle of the future

(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 21:07, More)

Saving the web is the thing to do

(Sat 7th Sep 2002, 20:54, More)

Last moments of the famous No. 1

(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 23:59, More)

Incoming!

(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 21:50, More)

Air crash blamed on pilot error

(Mon 12th Aug 2002, 19:34, More)

What is the Matrix?

The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this bear. You can see it out your window, or on your monitor.

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth...

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 23:19, More)

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