
Here's a new bit of fat-headed nonsense from Ian Bowler, and possibly my favourite one ever...
( , Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

sez ye wereny shite. ah wiz aw "aye man that cunt's a funny cunt". i didnae git oot tae see ye. did ye huv a gud yin?
( , Wed 28 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

i didn't get out to see anything at all at the festival this year what with being a miserabble cunt and stuff. but if i had i would have come to see your show.
( , Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Except the Hundred Years War, because he has quite a short attention span.
( , Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Just on different medication.
( , Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)