Is your cow unhappy?
Does it need cheering up? Then you need "Happy Cow" (tm)
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 11:14,
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Does seem to achieve more or less what it says on the tin...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 11:22,
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(formerly known as Beef Buff)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 12:10,
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Not to be confused with the Bull Burnisher
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 12:14,
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they have a sideline in wall-mounted horse vibrators
usually sold at the back of Ann Summers
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Ahh, the old Happycow Cow Scratchenator 4000 series.
A good series, no 2200 series, but still perfectly usable.
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how ironic that it looks like a kabab!!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 19:02,
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No
because you don't get beef kebabs
Although you might get a vertical kebab made from beef curtains
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you do get beef kebabs.
some of the lamb ones have beef in them and also yo get plain beef. the internet says it.
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tickle I was away, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 19:58,
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