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This is a link post I've just goatse'd the Daily Mail. NSFW
It's all over now, but you can re-live the drama with the official commemorative cameraphone video, courtesy of The Coast Of Yemen.

The Daily Mail were linking to the big version of my picture on the b3ta front page, as seen on this screenshot from the title page of their website...



So I changed the picture.

It was a there for a little over four hours before they noticed, and deleted the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah ooh you cheeky scamp!
Well done Sir!!
 (Gratch I'm a Massive Wanker!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see it =(

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post you seem unhappy, not
to be seeing someones grossly widened anus. how strange of you!
 (Gratch I'm a Massive Wanker!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to click the link
but anyone who clicks on that link from the front page of the Daily Mail's website will find goatse staring back at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder who he is
does he have pride in knowing the whole world has seen his colon?
 (Gratch I'm a Massive Wanker!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post to find it...
search the page for Athiest (using ctrl + F) and click the link

you sir, are genius
 (Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he loves seeing a gaping
anus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHAA!
a pictorial representation of the contents inside the mail.

ACE!
 (pissflaps., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How long do you think it'll be before anyone notices?
It will be an interesting experiment to find out how popular that section of the Mail's website is.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be a while.
I can't even find it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the main page.
edit: picture moved to main post
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have read that
at east 20 times and not seen it. Fuck I'm getting old :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking win!
I'm glad I some how had a part in this.. even if it was your suggestion lol.

:D grins
 (arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
fantastic work sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post LEGEND
You star, sir, you utter, utter star.
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, excellent.
Oh, I spotted it on reddit earlier, by the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe, yeah, I saw that.
www.b3ta.com/board/9139384
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic social news site, submitted twice.
I like the comment "nice try. we can actually see buses stop now and then."

What?
 (I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, my favourite exchange is:
Looks like it was poorly photoshop'd to me.

- - -

It's kinda pitiful, ya. Besides the fact that I highly doubt any transit authority would approve such an advert on their bus stops.

Well, shit. That's me told.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly worked.
You are an absolute star Sir.

*Doffs cap*
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah
Fuck yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh
nicely done sir!
 (Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes hand*
The fact that its the Daily Fail makes it so much more satisfying :D

Shame there's no way of keeping it for posterity.

EDIT: I just clicked on that with Mr t0ria sitting next to me- he wasn't expecting it!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria when I was a baby I was savaged by a turbot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post does the mail
have a red button we can press to complain?!!
 (tacrossman, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I love you
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you deeply and truly

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking excellent!
Best of the web for '09!


"viral" indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaw!
I just read that the famous 'dancing streetsweep' has been effectively chased out of chiswick by right wing cunty types.

Fucking butmunchers.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ I has a blog http://getstuffedblog.blogspot.com/, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that is fucking outstanding. I salute you and all who sail in you.
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! That i don't blame you for sir...
you loon!!! that has completely made my day!
you sir are a legend!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator on the wagon since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute
fucking genius ...... I doff my hat in defference to you Sir.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hatpiss!
i should refresh the page more often.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, there are enough hats for everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
*throws many hats in the air*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked I Like This
but I feel so dirty inside
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done sir!
*tips hat* :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh very well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth!
Genius.
 (Cap'n, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ...AHHHhaahhaHHHHHha

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you win 1,000 internets
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the next logical stage is a barrage of angry emails
to Mr Dacre...

"I was subjected to a horrific image....

... expect compensation.... and a new monitor - i can't look at it anymore without that image springing into my mind"
 (elloworld, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, yes!

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in!
good work fella
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha
Fucking yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Tagnut full of beery goodness, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Dish of the day is Win...
...with an extra portion of Genius.
 (Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I am speechless
That is remarkable, 10 points to you.
 (kagey_b, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha
I'm so happy I was here to see that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *genuflects*
We are not worthy! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha holy fuck
We all bow to your genius, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I am in awe
and so, erm, happy to have seen it before it disappears!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaahaaaaaaaaaa!
You sir, are a fucking legend, quick, let's all email the PCC!

b3ta does it again, who gets goatse'd next?

We are truly not worthy

where's the mind bleach
 (I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post best of the web - digested
ha ha ha
 (horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffft

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahah
oh fuck

that's brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid, not just them either!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=bus_stop_bigger&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft, got goatse on a christian website too!
YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
now that blog bloke who originally posted the image without your tag is also getting the goaste pic; and attributing it to you!
(http://trevorcoultart.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/theres-probably-no-bus/)

you may wanna sort this out before people think YOU are goatse!
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure sticking letters@dailymail.co.uk across the image will help clear things up

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I sent him a message
but he hasn't got it yet. Now that I do feel bad about, he changed the picture at my request... he was e-mailed one with my tag cropped off, so I politely asked him to change it. He was very nice, and did so.

I honestly hadn't realised that he'd just hotlinked the full version from my b3tards account, though. He was hosting the first pic himself, I had assumed he would do the same with the full one.

edit: he's changed it now. He wasn't entirely happy, but that'll teach him not to hotlink images.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
nicely done
 (I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you genius, you absolute nutter, this is gold
fucking hell. hahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post YES YES YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's gone now.
Ah well, it was good while it lasted.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant, sir! :D

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great
shows that they dont check their own headlines!!

have woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly.
Awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaahahahahhhahhahah!

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A fucking masterstroke.
I love you.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah Naughty

(I helped save b3ta! acab Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've warned him about loving me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail? *click*
Hotlinking? *click*
Goatse? *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click*
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes! Oh yes oh yes oh yes!
You complete star!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the greatest human being alive
and I am having a womb implanted so I can have your babies. Seriously I love you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, linking is always acceptable,

(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as may be,
but the opportunity to do this to the Daily Mail was too good to pass up. It may have been an immature and puerile act, but bloody hell it felt good.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
but did they give the author full copyright credit - I doubt it, so it serves them right
 (Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaaahahahhahaha
blooody marvelous!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work sir.
I really should check out the links board more often.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nutmeat watched c-beams glitter, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post well done that man

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You deserve an OBE
Rob should give them out for services above and beyond the call of duty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunting amazing!
*click, obviously*
 (FunkYourself, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the next time that the topic of the impending death of newspapers comes up, i'm telling people about this.
great fun, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well done
serves those lazy thieving journalists right :)

keep on goatseing - look I've invented a new verb - it'll be in the OED soon :)
 (Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Soup herbly genie arse!
 (Super Jet Shoes, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post WIN!
Totally fucking win.
 (robbersdog, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING *GLEEEEES!!!!
:DDDDD
 (I helped save b3ta! op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We are not worthy
brilliance. Shame its gone now, I wish I'd seen it...so to speak
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.....
2 years down the line, and I can still click this....!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)