This Week: * EASTER - A lovely hymn * PUNS - About food & movies * KITTENS - that look like YOU ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "Captain ___/ _ |/_ </ __/ __ | my __/____/____/\__/_/ |_| captain" B3ta email 628 - 25 Apr 2014 Eat this newsletter with your eye-mouths: http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue628 Subs : [email protected] Pubs : [email protected] ------------------------------------------------- : WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK >> Merry Easter hymn! << "An animated hymn to the true meaning of Easter..." begins mistermunro. Yeah yeah, we know it isn't Easter anymore but we were on holiday too! This is lovely, with some nice Milliganesque animation. http://www.b3ta.com/links/Merry_Easter >> Rainbow << Quick visual gag by the inimitable chipping sodbury. http://www.b3ta.com/links/Rainbow:3 >> Cassetteboy Vs Tony Blair Vs LIES << The editor extraordinaire takes on Tony Blair's Iraq speech to Bloomberg. Here's the speech that Tony MEANT to give. http://goo.gl/D5CxjI ------------------------------------------------- : USVSTH3M Stuff from that other website * 1000 Seconds - It’s a simple game. Just hold the button down. http://games.usvsth3m.com/1000-seconds/ * Which Ridiculous Food Day Is Your Birthday? http://games.usvsth3m.com/what-ridiculous-food-day... * The Hobbit Sequel Name Generator http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-hobbit/ * Find Your Kitten Lookalike - Six questions, and we’ll find your cute, feline double. http://games.usvsth3m.com/find-your-kitten-lookali... * Click The Panda - Click as many pandas as possible in 30 seconds, and learn some panda-related facts! http://games.usvsth3m.com/click-the-panda/ ------------------------------------------------- : SITES IN BRIEF Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates * The Internet Food Database - 250 food movie title puns, in the style of the IMDB. Extraordinarily groan-worthy. http://www.restaurantchoice.co.uk/ifdb250/#.U1p8XuZdWYk * Fake text message generator - You can guess what this does. Get YOUR hilarious 'genuine' autocorrect mishap on the front page of Imgur or whatever. http://www.iphonetextgenerator.com/ * Netflix Roulette - This site shows you random movies from Netflix! Will kill a few hours when you can't make a decision. Almost like watching terrestrial TV. http://netflixroulette.net/ ------------------------------------------------- : VIDEO SCHMIDEO >> Dog tries to do an impression of a race car << Or "dog pays homage to early-2000s nightmare novelty character Crazy Frog." Brrr. http://b3ta.com/links/Dog_tries_to_do_an_impressio... >> SCIENCE!(TM) << Mega-mix of spectacular science-related party tricks. http://b3ta.com/links/SCIENCE_TM >> Commando: The Musical << You know what this is, but it's still wonderful. But why no Die Hard the musical? http://b3ta.com/links/Commando_The_Musical:3 ------------------------------------------------- Chrome: [email protected] Schrome: [email protected] ------------------------------------------------- THANKS: This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by MrOli, Paolo Nutini's Bikini and wideeye. Image challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke. Top tipperary by Just a vagabond. ------------------------------------------------- TOP TIP: Make lions by getting your cat to mate with a pony.
