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» Secret Santa

Co-operative Staff Party
Oh, it was rather a good one this year. The theme of the evening was "naughty presents". You see, bar two members of staff, we're all under 25, including the manager, so we can do pretty much what we like regarding the party.

This resulted in a member of staff going home with an inflatable wife bought by the Manager for him, a lesbian being bought a cock ring, and many members of staff sucking on chocolate phalluses by the end of the evening.

I didn't get the memo about the evening's theme, so I got my colleague 4 kilograms of porridge oats.

That was quite a surreal evening, I can assure you.
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 12:56, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

I don't think the new Scouts are ever very amused
... when the older Scouts tie their sleeping bags up trees. With them in it. When they're asleep.

It's quite a fine art now, the younger Scout must not wake up or fall out of their sleeping bag.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 9:03, More)