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Mario Look at that cap. All that's missing are the chains. And what about the handlebar moustache? He's the missing member of the Village People. |
| Donkey Kong You can only get a nick name like that from hanging out on gaydar. 20" uncut we reckon. |
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Duke Nukem Oooh get him - what a Muscle Mary! Despite his size we suspect he's a bossy bottom. |
| Lara Croft Diesel dyke. And she drives a jeep. |
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Sonic the Hedhehog Those things on his back? Bugger grips. |
| Tetris "L" Block It's a big Russian cock. And it's pleased to see you. |
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