Look at that cap. All that's missing are the chains. And what about the handlebar moustache? He's the missing member of the Village People.
You can only get a nick name like that from hanging out on gaydar.
20" uncut we reckon.
Oooh get him - what a Muscle Mary!
Despite his size we suspect he's a bossy bottom.
And she drives a jeep.
|Sonic the Hedhehog
Those things on his back? Bugger grips.
|Tetris "L" Block
It's a big Russian cock. And it's pleased to see you.