This Week:
* QUIZ - Spot the art from the comment
* CONFESS - Tell us your terrible sins
* JEREMY *UNT - What's his name again?
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We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
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We're updating TV shows this week, reboot them with more culturally relevant themes. Modernise TV!
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This Week:
* QUIZ - Is this a pipe?
* DRUGS - Gove finally takes them for you
* BALLS - Photos of Hitler's balls in 4D
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Take a famous painting or sculpture or arty thing and put it or part of it in to another painting or sculpture or arty thing. It's a b3ta art mashup
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We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
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Photoshop celebrities with nouns in their names to emphasise the nouns: Kate Bush, Oliver Stone, Bill Gates..
You get the idea.
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As yet another political drug scandal fills the news and more MPs line up to try and appear cool because of that time they "smoked a doobie" or got gacked off their face on cake, lets fill in the blanks and photoshop politicians of all walks of life hopped up on pills and powders.
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"PETER GABRIEL NAMES AGONY UNCLE SERVICE PG TIPS"
* QUIZ - PLAY YOUR POSTCARDS RIGHT
* BOT - HOW LONG UNTIL CHERNOBYL IS LIVEABLE?
* CHALLENGE - ANIMALS IN MOVIES
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Replace actors with animals in movie posters to give us some wonderful movie/animal puns. The Codfather,
Fight Cub, Apocalypse Cow. It\'s a classic b3ta animals in movie posters challenge!
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With Milkshake being classed as a deadly weapon, we thought we\'d look at other food stuffs in a different light. Banana guns, yoghurt pot grenades, thermo nuclear cheesecake. get to it.
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Batman's back in the news so lets collect all our old Batpictures in to one Batimage challenge, and Batshop loads of new ones. Kapow!
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- * QUIZ - SPOT THE ART FROM THE COMMENT
- * CONFESS - TELL US YOUR TERRIBLE SINS
- * JEREMY *UNT - WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?
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We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Pornalike Quiz
Oh come on. What do you think an quiz called "Pornalike Quiz" is going to be about? Kittens?
Tramp 'o' Claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)
Notepad Invaders
Oh fuck. The aliens are coming. And this time they're from the planet biro.
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Monkeyman
Newspapers report a monkey-like superhero quietly thwarting crime on the streets of Tunbridge Wells. But who is he? B3ta exposes a tale of media manipulation on a truly global scale.
