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(plankton, Thu 22 Feb, 16:35, 2 replies)

worf-division
(( * )( * ), Wed 21 Feb, 16:51, 7 replies)
Hush, hush...

(Ninj, Tue 20 Feb, 23:13, 4 replies)
The Number One song in Heaven

(Ninj, Tue 20 Feb, 19:34, 6 replies)


(The Twisted Omentum, Tue 20 Feb, 15:06, 2 replies)
Old MacDonald Had A Theremin

(JauntyArt, Mon 19 Feb, 10:54, 3 replies)
There's nothing there, Elwood!

(monkeon, Fri 16 Feb, 21:53, 9 replies)
bin dun?
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(Max Harvey, Thu 15 Feb, 12:31, 1 replies)


(@lexistwit, Tue 13 Feb, 14:43, 7 replies)


(HappyToast, Mon 12 Feb, 16:21, 3 replies)
Challenge
Star Trek sings
Everyone loves the records William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy put out, but what other music are we missing from the Star Trek universe? Design record covers for the characters, or just mash up existing albums and pop moments with everything Trek.
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set by monkeon on 19th Feb at 10pm
We Made An Album After 29 Years! I made this!
Me and my oldest friends formed a band in 1995. Did gigs and stuff. Then life happened. Then we finally got round to writing and recording new stuff over the last couple of years.

It's now available on all good streaming services and Bandcamp

Please listen responsibly.

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created by Bocboy on 23rd Feb at 12pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 896, out now
"Eighteen stinky new rooms in Tim Berners-Lee's cyber-slum"
This Week:
* GREGG WALLACE - Sings Kate Bush
* CHALLENGE - 'Change a letter' the results!
* FESSHOLE - Remember Cambridge gig coming up
Read newsletter 896
published by rob on 16th Feb at 6pm
Challenge
Augmented Reality
Augmented Reality headsets are here and they're bound to make life much better... somehow. Show us your ideas for how the digital and real world may combine, or just take the piss out of techno-wazzocks in their fancy new glasses.
See all 34 images (open)
set by monkeon on 12th Feb at 9am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 895, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER WILL AUTOFELATE IN 30 SECONDS"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Change a letter in a book
* GREG WALLACE SIMULATOR - CodeMasters for £1.99
* REMEMBER: FESSHOLE LIVE, Leicester, Sat night
Read newsletter 895
published by rob on 9th Feb at 4pm
Challenge
Change-a-letter books
It's a wordplay challenge this week. Make a single-letter typo to a famous book title and see what damage it does.
See all 150 images (open)
set by monkeon on 3rd Feb at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 894, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE, IN YOUR INBOX, AND YOU MOSTLY IGNORE?"
This Week:
* MEMECEPTION RESULTS - it's a good challenge shock
* AUSTRALIA - forgotten pop music from kangaroos
* JOHN PERTWEE - Dubious road safety joke
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published by rob on 2nd Feb at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 893, out now
"REMEMBER, YOU'RE *NOT* A WOMBLE"
This Week:
* SONG - listen to the lovely 'baby fart'
* QUIZ - Have Rishi's tweets been noted or not?
* NEW CHALLENGE - mash memes with Memeception
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published by rob on 26th Jan at 6pm
Challenge
Memeception
Mash up memes with other memes (or famous viral image) and see what happens when the internet eats itself. Warning: every time you post a picture containing only one meme, God kills a kitten.
See all 120 images (open)
set by monkeon on 25th Jan at 11am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 892, out now
"The second best entertainment you can have outside of a good shit"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - *Your* entries wanted
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - imagine some Beatles games
* JOKES - Expert explains how LOLS work
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published by rob on 19th Jan at 5pm
Challenge
Beatles Games
With the exception of Flip Your Wig, most Beatles games have been pretty boring things like Rock Band or special editions of Monopoly. Let's correct this by designing Beatles-themed games that actually look fun. Show us what Maxwell's Silver Hammer on the SNES, or Hungry Hungry Ringos look like.
See all 48 images (open)
set by monkeon on 18th Jan at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 891, out now
"GODZILLA YOURSELF AT HOME, GODZILLA YOURSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Puppets in art
* MUSIC - What if a car made a record?
* BOOK PROJECT - Lots of calculators calculated
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published by rob on 12th Jan at 5pm
Challenge
The Puppet Art Gallery
Let's celebrate our felt friends by mashing up puppets with classic works of art.
See all 92 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Jan at 12pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 890, out now
"YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS 640... WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW MANY PIXELS IS ANYTHING ANYMORE? LOTS?"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - potatoes, spuds, chips, whatever
* NEW FESSHOLE LIVE DATES - Dublin & Brighton
* FOLLOW UPS - bumper 'What happened next section'
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published by rob on 5th Jan at 6pm
Challenge
Potatoes
Boiled! Baked! Chips! Crisps! Let's celebrate the versatility of the humble potato by photoshopping spuds.
See all 60 images (closed)
set by monkeon on 30th Dec at 9pm
Now is the time to grab the @fesshole book. Amazon have put the price to £6.49 to clear Christmas stock - the price will go back up in a bit.
posted by rob on 28th Dec at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 889, out now
"WHAT'S THAT FOR CHRISTMAS, UNCLE B3TA? SOME SHIT WEBSITES AND PISS-WEAK JOKES? THANK YOU!"
This Week:
* NEWSLETTER SURVEY - Read the alarming results
* GOODBYE TO - B3ta interviewee Wilf Lunn
* FESSHOLE - Glasgow show "announced"
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published by rob on 22nd Dec at 7pm