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Topical Movies
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
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Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
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set by monkeon on 26th Mar at 10pm
Microsoft bug report by Will Dormann
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M$ upped their requirements for developers to submit bug reports; they won't entertain a submission unless it is accompanied by a video demonstrating the issue (reading words must be too hard for them). One disgruntled dev produced the following to demonstrate what could probably be demonstrated in 15 seconds. I hope many more devs do the same.
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linked to by Rapscallion on 25th Mar at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 942, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
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"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
Read newsletter 942
published by rob on 21st Mar at 6pm
Animal TV
There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
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There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
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set by monkeon on 16th Mar at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 941, out now
"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
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"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
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published by rob on 14th Mar at 6pm
Modernise Art
Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
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Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
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set by monkeon on 7th Mar at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 940, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
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"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
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published by rob on 7th Mar at 6pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links.
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B3ta newsletter 939, out now
"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
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"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
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published by rob on 28th Feb at 8pm
The Bondiverse
Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
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Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
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set by monkeon on 26th Feb at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 938, out now
"DENIS THATCHER! MILF SNATCHER!"
* PEOPLE SELLING MIRRORS - the big interview
* CHALLENGE - Video games in real life
* EXPERIMENT - Should Marmite and tea be mixed?
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"DENIS THATCHER! MILF SNATCHER!"
* PEOPLE SELLING MIRRORS - the big interview
* CHALLENGE - Video games in real life
* EXPERIMENT - Should Marmite and tea be mixed?
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published by rob on 21st Feb at 7pm
Video Game Characters in Real Life
Instead of humans having to move into Mark Zuckerberg's terrible VR world, let's bring our favourite video game characters into ours. Suggested By Captain Howdy.
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Instead of humans having to move into Mark Zuckerberg's terrible VR world, let's bring our favourite video game characters into ours. Suggested By Captain Howdy.
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set by monkeon on 17th Feb at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 937, out now
"CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST AN INTERNET NEWSLETTER, OK?"
* USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in QR codes
* OTHER USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in swears
* NOT A CLOCK - Kids TV challenge results
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"CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST AN INTERNET NEWSLETTER, OK?"
* USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in QR codes
* OTHER USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in swears
* NOT A CLOCK - Kids TV challenge results
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published by rob on 14th Feb at 7pm
Original Cast Reboots
Apparently there's to be a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Show us the reboots of TV shows and movies where the cast have aged by several decades and are having to deal with the joys of middle and old age. Suggested by Mehitabel_Itrang.
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Apparently there's to be a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Show us the reboots of TV shows and movies where the cast have aged by several decades and are having to deal with the joys of middle and old age. Suggested by Mehitabel_Itrang.
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set by monkeon on 10th Feb at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 936, out now
"STAN IT'S YOUR DINNER, YOUR MUMMY IS MY WIFE"
* WHEN DID THEY DIE? Yep, let's play death
* DAVID LYNCH CHALLENGE - Results are IN
* THE TOKYO STATIONS - you shouldn't get stuck in
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"STAN IT'S YOUR DINNER, YOUR MUMMY IS MY WIFE"
* WHEN DID THEY DIE? Yep, let's play death
* DAVID LYNCH CHALLENGE - Results are IN
* THE TOKYO STATIONS - you shouldn't get stuck in
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published by rob on 3rd Feb at 9pm
Spoonerisms II : Boogtric Electraloo
It's been 18 years since our first Spoonerisms challenge, so let's celebrate by putting on your best Ronnie Barker hat and coming up with a load of new ones. Suggested by Ninj & The Twisted Omentum.
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It's been 18 years since our first Spoonerisms challenge, so let's celebrate by putting on your best Ronnie Barker hat and coming up with a load of new ones. Suggested by Ninj & The Twisted Omentum.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Feb at 9pm
Kids TV in History
Send your favourite children's TV characters back in time to appear Zelig-like at key points in history. How would things have been different with Zippy, Grotbags or Zammo in attendance?
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Send your favourite children's TV characters back in time to appear Zelig-like at key points in history. How would things have been different with Zippy, Grotbags or Zammo in attendance?
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set by monkeon on 25th Jan at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 935, out now
"MAKING 'AWKWARD GESTURES' EVERY FRIDAY SINCE 2001"
* ANTI AI SONG - not written by AI
* COMPANY MERGER CHALLENGE - results
* FOOTER COPYRIGHT API – important tech now here
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"MAKING 'AWKWARD GESTURES' EVERY FRIDAY SINCE 2001"
* ANTI AI SONG - not written by AI
* COMPANY MERGER CHALLENGE - results
* FOOTER COPYRIGHT API – important tech now here
Read newsletter 935
published by rob on 24th Jan at 5pm
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- * IMAGE CHALLENGE - REMAKE TV SHOWS WITH ANIMALS
- * TWO HIT WONDERS - CAN YOU NAME THE SECOND HIT?
- * CHEATING ANIMATION - IT'S AMUSING, WATCH IT
Topical Movies
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Phallic Logo Awards
Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes.
Patrick Moore
Patrick Moore: Moon-mapper, xylophonist and eccentric genius. He hates May bugs and loves cats. B3ta roving reporter Kirk Rutter tracked him down and asked him, "What are you like?"
