We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
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Photoshop celebrities with nouns in their names to emphasise the nouns: Kate Bush, Oliver Stone, Bill Gates..
You get the idea.
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As yet another political drug scandal fills the news and more MPs line up to try and appear cool because of that time they "smoked a doobie" or got gacked off their face on cake, lets fill in the blanks and photoshop politicians of all walks of life hopped up on pills and powders.
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"PETER GABRIEL NAMES AGONY UNCLE SERVICE PG TIPS"
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* BOT - HOW LONG UNTIL CHERNOBYL IS LIVEABLE?
* CHALLENGE - ANIMALS IN MOVIES
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Replace actors with animals in movie posters to give us some wonderful movie/animal puns. The Codfather,
Fight Cub, Apocalypse Cow. It's a classic b3ta animals in movie posters challenge!
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With Milkshake being classed as a deadly weapon, we thought we\'d look at other food stuffs in a different light. Banana guns, yoghurt pot grenades, thermo nuclear cheesecake. get to it.
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Batman's back in the news so lets collect all our old Batpictures in to one Batimage challenge, and Batshop loads of new ones. Kapow!
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We've noticed that heavy metal music is quite angry and noisy. This is bound to be affecting its popularity, so lets soften it up and make heavy metal music "nice".
For those who are about to rock, we salute your choice of a comfy chair, slippers and a cup of tea.
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It's 30 years to the day since The Cure released Disintegration. Lets celebrate the greatest album ever made with a Cure mini image challenge.
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Imagine the cast of a TV show as a band. Mrs Browns Backstreet Boys, Alan Partridge in A-ha, or all of Eastenders photoshopped to look like Chas and Dave. TV show bands - Go!
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- * QUIZ - PLAY YOUR POSTCARDS RIGHT
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- * CHALLENGE - ANIMALS IN MOVIES
Spielberg
We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Funnel or Tunnel
Oooh. Mucky quiz alert. Are these ladies indulging in vaginal or anal sex?
If I Could Shit Out My Cock
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.
What's new pussycat
We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game. It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen. TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct.
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Patrick Moore
Patrick Moore: Moon-mapper, xylophonist and eccentric genius. He hates May bugs and loves cats. B3ta roving reporter Kirk Rutter tracked him down and asked him, "What are you like?"
