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B3ta newsletter 797, out now
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
Read newsletter 797
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
Read newsletter 797
published by rob on 26th Nov at 6pm
I have no idea what language this guy is speaking
See all 20 popular links (7 made popular today)
but it is deffo worth watching till the end.
See all 20 popular links (7 made popular today)
linked to by Tusk on 2nd Dec at 12am
Monster Pun Amnesty
Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
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Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
See all 132 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 22nd Nov at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 796, out now
"BREAKING: The Queen Is Dead is still quite a good album actually"
This Week:
* GAME - Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulator
* SHIT AI IMAGES - Easiest way to do them yet
* FESSHOLE - Your fancying Roger Taylor confession
Read newsletter 796
"BREAKING: The Queen Is Dead is still quite a good album actually"
This Week:
* GAME - Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulator
* SHIT AI IMAGES - Easiest way to do them yet
* FESSHOLE - Your fancying Roger Taylor confession
Read newsletter 796
published by rob on 19th Nov at 6pm
B3ta newsletter 795, out now:
"Please confirm your credit card details with Dominic Cummings' OnlyFans"
This Week:
* QUIZ - the Jet Set Willy Geoguesser game
* THE WURZELS - Singing Tears For Fears
* HORROR GAME CHALLENGE - the results
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"Please confirm your credit card details with Dominic Cummings' OnlyFans"
This Week:
* QUIZ - the Jet Set Willy Geoguesser game
* THE WURZELS - Singing Tears For Fears
* HORROR GAME CHALLENGE - the results
Read newsletter 795
published by rob on 12th Nov at 6pm
B3ta newsletter 794 - out now
"Unpopular opinion: no one stands up for the dogs who *like* fireworks"
This Week:
* SIMULATE A WETHERSPOONS PUB WITHOUT VISITING
* HOW TO GET PAST PAYWALLS (THIS WEEK)
* GAME - CHILL OUT STACKING ROCKS
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"Unpopular opinion: no one stands up for the dogs who *like* fireworks"
This Week:
* SIMULATE A WETHERSPOONS PUB WITHOUT VISITING
* HOW TO GET PAST PAYWALLS (THIS WEEK)
* GAME - CHILL OUT STACKING ROCKS
Read newsletter 794
published by rob on 8th Nov at 6pm
Animals treating humans like animals
Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
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Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
See all 45 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 7th Nov at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 793 out now
"The B3taverse has now rebranded as TwatBook"
This Week:
* BOT - NewsBard goes LIVE!
* VIDEO - Laser powered cooking
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3ta vs Meta (m3ta?)
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"The B3taverse has now rebranded as TwatBook"
This Week:
* BOT - NewsBard goes LIVE!
* VIDEO - Laser powered cooking
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3ta vs Meta (m3ta?)
Read newsletter 793
published by rob on 29th Oct at 7pm
Horror Games
It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games. Show us a ghoulish Guess Who, a devilish Donkey Kong and some terrifying Tekken.
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It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games. Show us a ghoulish Guess Who, a devilish Donkey Kong and some terrifying Tekken.
See all 55 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 29th Oct at 4pm
Meta
Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge
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Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge
See all 95 images (open)
set by rob on 29th Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 792 - out now
"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
This Week:
* ODDLY APPROPRIATE ADDRESSES - from 3word wankers
* INTERVIEW - Sir "Uncle" Clive's nephew
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - TV Crossovers
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"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
This Week:
* ODDLY APPROPRIATE ADDRESSES - from 3word wankers
* INTERVIEW - Sir "Uncle" Clive's nephew
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - TV Crossovers
Read newsletter 792
published by rob on 22nd Oct at 2pm
TV Crossovers
All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Oct at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 791, out now
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
published by rob on 15th Oct at 10pm
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
See all 142 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 9th Oct at 2pm
New newsletter out now - issue 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
published by rob on 8th Oct at 10pm
Off duty Bond
What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
See all 114 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 2nd Oct at 10am
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- * KUNT - ANNOUNCES BID FOR XMAS NO 1
- * RNLI - CHARITY XMAS CARD DESIGNED BY DR DUNNO
- * FESSHOLE - BREAKS 200K FOLLOWERS. YOU CAN STOP NOW
Monster Pun Amnesty
Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
