Little darling, I feel that ice-cream's slowly melting...
(Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan, 10:38, 2 replies)
(Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan, 10:38, 2 replies)
Kind of related to the challenge
Every time I hear him on Radio 4 9am on a Saturday and see his articles I see this...
(lumpytesticle, Sat 3 Jan, 20:44, 4 replies)
Every time I hear him on Radio 4 9am on a Saturday and see his articles I see this...
(lumpytesticle, Sat 3 Jan, 20:44, 4 replies)
B3ta newsletter 975, out now
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
Read newsletter 975
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
Read newsletter 975
published by rob on 11th Jan at 2pm
Fish with a hole in its head
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
May use its ribs to beat the inside of its head cavity to communicate with other creatures
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
linked to by Mudface on 14th Jan at 9pm
Music and Food II
It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 124 images (open)
It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 124 images (open)
set by monkeon on 8th Jan at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 974, out now
"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
Read newsletter 974
"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
Read newsletter 974
published by rob on 2nd Jan at 7pm
Smelly Films
Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
See all 82 images (open)
Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
See all 82 images (open)
set by monkeon on 30th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 973, out now
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
Read newsletter 973
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
Read newsletter 973
published by rob on 20th Dec at 6pm
Rob Reiner
We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
See all 26 images (open)
We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
See all 26 images (open)
set by monkeon on 19th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 972, out now
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
published by rob on 12th Dec at 10pm
Internet Christmas
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
See all 76 images (open)
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
See all 76 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 971, out now
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
Read newsletter 971
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
Read newsletter 971
published by rob on 7th Dec at 1am
Movie Poster Recycling
Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
See all 132 images (open)
Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
See all 132 images (open)
set by monkeon on 2nd Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 970, out now
"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
Read newsletter 970
"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
Read newsletter 970
published by rob on 28th Nov at 6pm
Sport in Unexpected Places
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
See all 91 images (open)
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
See all 91 images (open)
set by monkeon on 24th Nov at 9pm
Replacement Fruit and Veg
Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
See all 80 images (open)
Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
See all 80 images (open)
set by monkeon on 16th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 969, out now
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
published by rob on 15th Nov at 7pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * TAKING THE PISS - OUT OF MATT / THE TELEGRAPH
- * CHALLENGE - MUSIC AND FOOD PHOTOSHOPS
- * QUIZ - GUESS THE POPULARITY OF AN OLD MEME
Music and Food II
It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Phallic Logo Awards
Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes.
Maddox
Maddox has been rocking the web since '97 with his unique brand of arrogance and cynicism. He's recently broken out of the web ghetto to produce a book and enter the best sellers lists, so we thought it was high time to catch up and ask him the completely irrelevant questions that a proper publication wouldn't bother with.
