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(Dr.Dunno, Tue 19 Oct, 15:47, 4 replies)
The Dukes Of Wazzocks

(Octo, Tue 19 Oct, 11:42, 9 replies)
Yuk, yuk, yuk...

(plankton, Mon 18 Oct, 18:17, 5 replies)
Crockett and Tubbs

((a)lexistwit, Mon 18 Oct, 0:50, 3 replies)

(Ballymoran, Sun 17 Oct, 10:54, 4 replies)
Challenge entry and generic Halloween reference at the same time? What a treat.

(mugatu., Thu 14 Oct, 10:02, 4 replies)

(Ninj, Wed 13 Oct, 19:44, 4 replies)

(squid head, Wed 13 Oct, 16:33, 1 replies)
Rock fish

(Snappyuk, Tue 12 Oct, 22:58, 7 replies)

(aliswodeck, Tue 12 Oct, 16:07, 5 replies)
TV Crossovers
All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Oct at 5pm
totally shocked by the conservatives giving their friends tax payers money
just keep shaking that money tree - don't worry we'll pay for it

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linked to by razzle on 20th Oct at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 791, out now
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
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published by rob on 15th Oct at 10pm
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Oct at 2pm
New newsletter out now - issue 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
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published by rob on 8th Oct at 10pm
Off duty Bond
What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 788, out now
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
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published by rob on 24th Sep at 6pm
Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Sep at 7am
B3ta newsletter 787 out now:
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
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published by rob on 17th Sep at 9pm
Home computing pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair dies aged 81

"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"

All flags at half-mast.

And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects using photoshop Rainbird Software's Art Studio.
posted by rob on 16th Sep at 7pm
Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
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set by rob on 16th Sep at 11am
B3ta newsletter 786, out now
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
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published by rob on 11th Sep at 12pm
ABBA are back so lets go to work on them. Funny photoshops, mash ups of their songs, hilarious puns, terrifying kaleidoscopic images, you know what you like.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Sep at 8am
B3ta newsletter 785 out now
"Fans of bad sectors should have their hard drives checked"
This Week:
* MUSHYBEES - Sponsored run
* FESSHOLE - Best advice on fly-tippers ever
* CHALLENGE - Prince Andrew results
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published by rob on 27th Aug at 7pm
Sainsburys Archive
Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. There's something for everyone to play with here https://sainsburyarchive.org.uk/
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set by HappyToast on 21st Aug at 3pm
"Open this b3ta newsletter for a nostalgia wank about 2002"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate Prince Andrew
* NICHE MUSEUMS - small ones you can visit (in US)
* RAVING NOSTALGIA - R U on 1 matie?
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published by rob on 21st Aug at 2pm