B3ta newsletter 915, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER IS NOW A MEL C OF THE SPICE GIRLS STAN NEWSLETTER - DEAL WITH IT"
This Week:
* QUIZ - How British Are Your Teeth
* FESSHOLE interviews Priest about confession
* VOTE for the best 'tiny' website
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Made a tune out of 2 notes I made this!

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Comparing notes with a priest about confession - we haven't stuck links to every episode of the Fesshole podcast in this front page blog but thought we'd draw your attention to this one as it came out quite thoughtful, and possibly not what you'd expect from a podcast spun out of the most horrible confessions we could find to publish.

Vinyl Fantasy
Mash up the worlds of fantasy and music by adding your favourite pop culture wizards, warriors and weapons to classic album covers. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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B3ta newsletter 914, out now
"WHAT'S THE NAME OF DURAN DURAN'S NEW ALBUMEN? THIS IS PLANET OEUF"
This Week:
* TAYLOR SWIFT's fav Kentish Town hardware shop
* HOW TO UNDERSTAND COMEDY NONSENSE - a guide
* BID ON EBAY - for 'Fesshole the podcast'
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The Stone Age
Let's travel back in time and make jokes about our paleolithic friends. The Flintstones got 166 episodes worth of gags out of it, anyway.
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B3ta newsletter 913, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S OUTLASTED SEVEN PRIME MINISTERS"
This Week:
* SHEDS - time to vote for the shed of the year
* COIN TOSSING - finally the 'world cup' edition
* HELLMOUTHS - and how to find them in the UK
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Summer Horrordays
What are our favourite horror characters planning to do on their summer holiday? What new horrors will emerge from the sea to eat us alive? Let's mash up holidays and horror.
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Ex-Tory TV
Not long to go now before they're booted out. Show us the shitty TV shows and media projects the ex-Tory MPs will inevitably be on within the coming year.
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B3ta newsletter 912, out now
"If you sprechen sie Deutsch I feel bad for you son, I've got neunundneunzig problems but luftballons ain't one"
This Week:
* MORE ELECTION SPECIAL - final newsletter before vote
* DUCKING HELL - we sold an "ad"
* FESSHOLE PODCASTS - let's talk to contributors
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Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.

EPISODE 4 OF FESSHOLE THE PODCAST - is the one where we talk to the confessors directly. You do want to meet the kind of people who wank into kitchen bins don't you?

NEWSLETTER SPONSORSHIP - Every-so-often we manage to get a newsletter sponsor and it surprises us to be honest - anyway, this week it's a web browser run by people who used to be part of Opera and they want to say to you, "Fancy a browser for power users, run by Nordics, not Big Tech? With built-in ad blocking, and a built-in mail client so you can read all your b3ta back issues offline? OF COURSE YOU FLIPPING DO! Try Vivaldi" Should this be your thing then check it out.

B3ta newsletter 911 out now
"NO DURAN DURAN, 9/11 IS NOT A JOKE, THANK YOU"
This Week:
* ACCIDENTAL ELECTION SPECIAL - we're sorry
* WEEBL RETURNS - and makes us hungry for war
* "WEBSITE" - Stop or my mom will shoot
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Cartoon Characters Today
What are our favourite childhood cartoon characters up to now that it's no longer the 70s/80s/whatever ?
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Episode two of fesshole the podcast is your editor interviewing Philippa Perry - do subscribe and tell two people you know to give it a listen because if Rob has a hobby it keeps him away from school gates.

B3ta newsletter 910, out now
"IF YOU SCRIBBLE OUT 'TORY SCUMBAGS' AND WRITE 'B3TA' ON YOUR BALLOT THIS NEWSLETTER COULD BE PRIME MINISTER BY JULY"
This Week:
* POSTER - Tory wipe out? Cross them off XXX
* FESSHOLE - Podcast actually launched, finally
* PAUL MCCARTNEY - nananannannananana forever
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Ninetyfication
Apparently Gen Z are nostalgic for a time they never lived in, the 1990s. Fire up the retro-encabulator and make everything more 90s (or just Photoshop any old 90s guff). Suggested by ESC CTRL.
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FESSHOLE: THE PODCAST (PILOT EPISODE) - right the newsletter made by the original B3ta newsletter team (when it was good) of Rob & Dave is here. If you hate it you're probably right but that's not going to stop us from making at least ten episodes and making sure you at least know it's happening, before wandering off and going "I preferred b3ta when it was all swearing keyboards and flash videos." Well Steve Jobs killed flash ok? The dead fucker.

Art Product Placement
Every other medium has been ruined by intrusive advertising, so why not fine art? Add products to classic works. It's what Andy Warhol would have wanted.
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FESSHOLE PODCAST: TRAILER TWO - ok done a serious sensible trailer that explains what the show is, instead of the purely pissing around last one, and it contains some short clips so you can see we're actually doing this and haven't just made it up to try and chart in the UK podcast charts with a podcast that doesn't exist (like we did with the first trailer, straight in at no 46 like a Kagagoogoo single after the bloke with bog brush hair left)

B3ta newsletter 908, out now
"HOW MANY B3TA NEWSLETTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? WELL IT'S CLEARLY MORE THAN 908"
This Week:
* ITV GETS IT WRONG - and now it's war
* FESSHOLE PODCAST - The pre-trailer trailer
* 'THE BACKROOOMS' - creepy meme, finally found
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NEWSLETTER SPONSORSHIP - It's a fucking miracle but occasionally the B3ta newsletter gets a sponsor and they want us to say "Ever wanted to fly your own starship? See what the first crews have been saying about Bridge Command – now booking to September". BOOK NOW

General Election 2024
It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
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