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(lumpytesticle, Thu 22 Jan, 16:02, 1 replies)
"You have been invited over to John and Norma Major's rooms in Number 10 Downing street for their favourite passtime of arranging garden peas on a plate. In this high stakes game you only have 4 days to arrange your 1000 peas into a regular pattern before the IRA strikes with a mortar attack.
Play online with friends (connection to mainframe via thick ethernet required)"
My ideas are getting increasingly silly. I apologise in advance for the next one
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B3ta newsletter 977, out now
"The newsletter than has been invading Greenland with two copies a week since 2001"
* POLITICAL VIDEO GAMES - challenge results
* FORGOTTEN NO 1s - and we don't mean big poos
* DIY TV GUIDE - What films are on the Beeb?
Read newsletter 977
"The newsletter than has been invading Greenland with two copies a week since 2001"
* POLITICAL VIDEO GAMES - challenge results
* FORGOTTEN NO 1s - and we don't mean big poos
* DIY TV GUIDE - What films are on the Beeb?
Read newsletter 977
published by rob on 1st Feb at 9pm
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Public Domain Week
Popeye and Steamboat Willy era Mickey have made the jump to horror movies, but what else can we do with beloved characters and artworks that have fallen into the merciless hands of Joe Public? Let's Photoshop stuff that's in the public domain. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 36 images (open)
Popeye and Steamboat Willy era Mickey have made the jump to horror movies, but what else can we do with beloved characters and artworks that have fallen into the merciless hands of Joe Public? Let's Photoshop stuff that's in the public domain. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 36 images (open)
set by monkeon on 28th Jan at 10pm
Political Video Games
Trey Parker reckons politics has become pop culture. As video games are the most popular form of media, you'd expect that to mean more political video games. Show us games about your favourite political characters and moments, whether that's Putin's Tetris, Grand Theft Presidency or a 32 year old joke about Stephen Milligan. Suggested by lumpytesticle.
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Trey Parker reckons politics has become pop culture. As video games are the most popular form of media, you'd expect that to mean more political video games. Show us games about your favourite political characters and moments, whether that's Putin's Tetris, Grand Theft Presidency or a 32 year old joke about Stephen Milligan. Suggested by lumpytesticle.
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set by monkeon on 18th Jan at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 976, out now
"Your challenge this week is starting a drag act called 'Sonic Yootha Joyce'"
* GAME - Guess the LP/Film from the pixels
* 'HACK' - Abuse Amazon as a postcard service
* FESS/ANON - Glasgow shows announced
Read newsletter 976
"Your challenge this week is starting a drag act called 'Sonic Yootha Joyce'"
* GAME - Guess the LP/Film from the pixels
* 'HACK' - Abuse Amazon as a postcard service
* FESS/ANON - Glasgow shows announced
Read newsletter 976
published by rob on 16th Jan at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 975, out now
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
Read newsletter 975
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
Read newsletter 975
published by rob on 11th Jan at 2pm
Music and Food II
It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 151 images (open)
set by monkeon on 8th Jan at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 974, out now
"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
Read newsletter 974
"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
Read newsletter 974
published by rob on 2nd Jan at 7pm
Smelly Films
Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
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Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
See all 82 images (open)
set by monkeon on 30th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 973, out now
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
Read newsletter 973
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
Read newsletter 973
published by rob on 20th Dec at 6pm
Rob Reiner
We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
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We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
See all 26 images (open)
set by monkeon on 19th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 972, out now
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
published by rob on 12th Dec at 10pm
Internet Christmas
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
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For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
See all 76 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 971, out now
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
Read newsletter 971
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
Read newsletter 971
published by rob on 7th Dec at 1am
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- * POLITICAL VIDEO GAMES - CHALLENGE RESULTS
- * FORGOTTEN NO 1S - AND WE DON'T MEAN BIG POOS
- * DIY TV GUIDE - WHAT FILMS ARE ON THE BEEB?
Public Domain Week
Popeye and Steamboat Willy era Mickey have made the jump to horror movies, but what else can we do with beloved characters and artworks that have fallen into the merciless hands of Joe Public? Let's Photoshop stuff that's in the public domain. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
2 cups 1 bag
One tea-bag makes two cups of tea. Nobody appears to know this, so we've made a guide.
Kunt and the Gang
We talk to the greatest living songwriter of his generation. We are not worthy.
