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B3ta newsletter 775, out now:
We've written 775 newsletter and we're not going to stop now you wankers. This Week:
* AUGMENTED REALITY SANDWICHES - Finally!
* WICKER MAN / BOND - Mashed up together
* CHALLENGE - Northern films (quite good)
Read newsletter 775
We've written 775 newsletter and we're not going to stop now you wankers. This Week:
* AUGMENTED REALITY SANDWICHES - Finally!
* WICKER MAN / BOND - Mashed up together
* CHALLENGE - Northern films (quite good)
Read newsletter 775
published by rob on 18th Jun at 5pm
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See all 20 popular links (5 made popular today)
See all 20 popular links (5 made popular today)
linked to by Woodkovsky on 18th Jun at 2pm
Shocked and saddened to share the news that we've lost early b3tan Hugo_Rune AKA Greg - if you'd like to pay your respects, say something on this thread.
UPDATE: There's a fundraiser for his kids here.
UPDATE: There's a fundraiser for his kids here.
posted by rob on 16th Jun at 12pm
Thank you to our newsletter sponsor Upshot for buying an additional month - they're an email newsletter about sport and the founder said that sponsorship went well for them so they're back for more. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 16th Jun at 12pm
Northern Films
They're filming Indiana Jones in Yorkshire. What other Hollywood blockbusters should be relocated to the North of England and what would that look like?
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They're filming Indiana Jones in Yorkshire. What other Hollywood blockbusters should be relocated to the North of England and what would that look like?
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set by HappyToast on 14th Jun at 6am
B3ta newsletter 774 - out now:
* GENERATOR - You Wouldn't [Download] A [Car]
* SKIP INTRO - Tell it to fuck off
* FESSHOLE - Man loses Connect 4 to a child
Read newsletter 774
* GENERATOR - You Wouldn't [Download] A [Car]
* SKIP INTRO - Tell it to fuck off
* FESSHOLE - Man loses Connect 4 to a child
Read newsletter 774
published by rob on 11th Jun at 5pm
B3ta newsletter issue 773 - out now.
* GAME - Yes YOU can be a Freemason
* ACTORS - Spinning round (not like meatspin)
* CHALLENGE - Super Mario vs. Corel Draw
Read newsletter 773
* GAME - Yes YOU can be a Freemason
* ACTORS - Spinning round (not like meatspin)
* CHALLENGE - Super Mario vs. Corel Draw
Read newsletter 773
published by rob on 8th Jun at 11am
If famous dead people were alive today
What would the world be like if deceased famous people were alive today? Would Rosa Parks be hounded by Piers Morgan for using public transport? Would Supergroups rule the charts? Show us with computer art stuff.
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What would the world be like if deceased famous people were alive today? Would Rosa Parks be hounded by Piers Morgan for using public transport? Would Supergroups rule the charts? Show us with computer art stuff.
See all 51 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 6th Jun at 10pm
Super Mario
Switch on your Nintendos and put on your overalls we're having a week of Super Mario related photoshops and gifs.
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Switch on your Nintendos and put on your overalls we're having a week of Super Mario related photoshops and gifs.
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set by HappyToast on 29th May at 8am
B3ta newsletter 772, out now:
* "WEBSITE" - HappyToast launches site
* LO-FI SCI-FI - introducing 'Starship Impossible'
* MOVING PICTURES - Yes, the technology now exists
Read newsletter 772
* "WEBSITE" - HappyToast launches site
* LO-FI SCI-FI - introducing 'Starship Impossible'
* MOVING PICTURES - Yes, the technology now exists
Read newsletter 772
published by rob on 28th May at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 771 - out now:
* TERMS AND CONDITIONS - the game
* WHAT3WORDS - More cheap trolling
* HOW AVERAGE ARE YOU OPINIONS? Very, we suspect
Read newsletter 771
* TERMS AND CONDITIONS - the game
* WHAT3WORDS - More cheap trolling
* HOW AVERAGE ARE YOU OPINIONS? Very, we suspect
Read newsletter 771
published by rob on 25th May at 2pm
Make Britain Great again
The devastating impact of nul points at Eurovision has hammered home just how much the world hates the UK. Show us what it would take to make the world like the British Isles. Crack open Photoshop and Make Britain Great Again.
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The devastating impact of nul points at Eurovision has hammered home just how much the world hates the UK. Show us what it would take to make the world like the British Isles. Crack open Photoshop and Make Britain Great Again.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd May at 11am
stationery
Stationery. One word challenge. Do your thing with pens, paper, rulers and rubbers.
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Stationery. One word challenge. Do your thing with pens, paper, rulers and rubbers.
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set by HappyToast on 16th May at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 770, out now:
* MAPS - now improved with swearing
* POT NOODLE - the search starts now
* HOW TO FEEL OLD - other than using a mirror
Read newsletter 770
* MAPS - now improved with swearing
* POT NOODLE - the search starts now
* HOW TO FEEL OLD - other than using a mirror
Read newsletter 770
published by rob on 14th May at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 769 - out now!
* CONFESSIONS - Your Lostprophets tattoos (!)
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Make things ROCK
* YES, THIS IS B3TA'S 20th YEAR - yes, we are old
BTW: Please click the sign up link for the UpShot newsletter so that we don't feel we've ripped them off in buying an ad.
Read newsletter 769
* CONFESSIONS - Your Lostprophets tattoos (!)
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Make things ROCK
* YES, THIS IS B3TA'S 20th YEAR - yes, we are old
BTW: Please click the sign up link for the UpShot newsletter so that we don't feel we've ripped them off in buying an ad.
Read newsletter 769
published by rob on 8th May at 1pm
Bad news update on Mushy - she "died incredibly peacefully yesterday evening at the garden House Hospice. It was so gentle and we will forever be grateful to them". Mushy will be missed by old school b3tans who won't forget her drawings and her incredibly knack for bad taste gags. If you want to say something - add it to this thread so we can all read it it one place - thank you.
posted by rob on 8th May at 11am
Science in films
Make films more scientific. Correct the terrible physics and chemistry mistakes in movies or just put a test tube in peoples hands for comedic effect.
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Make films more scientific. Correct the terrible physics and chemistry mistakes in movies or just put a test tube in peoples hands for comedic effect.
See all 49 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 7th May at 1pm
Rock
Make everything Rock! Turn books, toys, food, animals and films up to 11 with a rock and roll makeover.
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Make everything Rock! Turn books, toys, food, animals and films up to 11 with a rock and roll makeover.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd May at 11am
B3ta newsletter 768 - out now:
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
Read newsletter 768
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
Read newsletter 768
published by rob on 30th Apr at 5pm
Thank you to our new newsletter sponsor Upshot - they're an email newsletter about sport. Quite chuffed as the guy running it got in touch after polling their readers for newsletters they liked and B3ta came first with 30 mentions. Yay. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 28th Apr at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 767 - out now:
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
Read newsletter 767
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
Read newsletter 767
published by rob on 23rd Apr at 9pm
Advertising in old films
A tech company has unveiled a way to put adverts in to old films. Show them how bad an idea this would be by putting inappropriate products in to cinema classics.
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A tech company has unveiled a way to put adverts in to old films. Show them how bad an idea this would be by putting inappropriate products in to cinema classics.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Apr at 4pm
Famous at school
Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
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Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Apr at 10pm
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- * AUGMENTED REALITY SANDWICHES - FINALLY!
- * WICKER MAN / BOND - MASHED UP TOGETHER
- * CHALLENGE - NORTHERN FILMS (QUITE GOOD)
Northern Films
They're filming Indiana Jones in Yorkshire. What other Hollywood blockbusters should be relocated to the North of England and what would that look like?
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Classical Look-a-likes
Fancied a bit of culture, so me and the missus popped down to the National Gallery...
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer - best known for the Artemis Fowl series of books has a new project: he's writing a sequel to Douglas Adams's Hitchhikers books. Controversial stuff. He's agreed to answer your questions. Even awkward ones.
