We're all getting older and more forgetful and our knees hurt and we can't see as well as we used to and the tv has to be a little bit louder and we're getting more forgetful and our knees hurt and getting older is hell. Photoshop everything else getting older to make us feel better.
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This Week:
* AIRPODS - why you should feel bad about them
* WIN A HORSE - with Cyriak dot book dot net
* FREE EGGS - If you keep chickens
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As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.
We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.
Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.
Add your entries to this thread on the messageboard.
'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
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This Week:
* SUNSETS - And how to find them
* VAMPIRES - More concentrated in the south UK
* DEEP FAKES - Uk politics blah blah blah
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This Week:
* QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS
* SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG
* SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT
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The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so lets give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at.
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* MAN CHESTS - that look like human faces
* PHOTOS - that move just like real-life
* PUBS - mapped to nearest tube station
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It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
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Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead. Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
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It's a words and music week, pick a song or album and replace a letter to make a new word and ideally a funny. It's a letter change music challenge.
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This Week:
* QUIZ - Spot the art from the comment
* CONFESS - Tell us your terrible sins
* JEREMY *UNT - What's his name again?
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We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
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We're updating TV shows this week, reboot them with more culturally relevant themes. Modernise TV!
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This Week:
* QUIZ - Is this a pipe?
* DRUGS - Gove finally takes them for you
* BALLS - Photos of Hitler's balls in 4D
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Take a famous painting or sculpture or arty thing and put it or part of it in to another painting or sculpture or arty thing. It's a b3ta art mashup
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- * AIRPODS - WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT THEM
- * WIN A HORSE - WITH CYRIAK DOT BOOK DOT NET
- * FREE EGGS - IF YOU KEEP CHICKENS
Getting Old
We're all getting older and more forgetful and our knees hurt and we can't see as well as we used to and the tv has to be a little bit louder and we're getting more forgetful and our knees hurt and getting older is hell. Photoshop everything else getting older to make us feel better.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Jailbait or Legal
Are these girls safe for man love? Or will the coppers come knocking?
Sleepy Kitten Song
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?
Spot the Clifference
Oh no! Sir Cliff Richard has been abducted by space aliens! They've locked him in a time vortex - can you help him escape?
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Patrick Moore
Patrick Moore: Moon-mapper, xylophonist and eccentric genius. He hates May bugs and loves cats. B3ta roving reporter Kirk Rutter tracked him down and asked him, "What are you like?"
