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(Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec, 12:27, 3 replies)
Vote Tory

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(Wefail, Tue 10 Dec, 17:25, 1 replies)
Aced it.

(Barbarossa, Tue 10 Dec, 15:31, 3 replies)
The flying floozy

(Pizopop, Sun 8 Dec, 18:08, 4 replies)

(robneymcplum, Sun 8 Dec, 17:35, 8 replies)
This is a normal post

(PedroHin, Thu 5 Dec, 16:42, 6 replies)
no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed Baby Yoda after midnight.

(HappyToast, Tue 3 Dec, 21:55, 3 replies)
Please Please Please let me be the first one to do "Prawn Actors"

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(MichaelFeaux, Mon 2 Dec, 9:43, 2 replies)
very small jaws...........

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(WGCtrev, Sat 30 Nov, 15:17, 4 replies)
They don't, they don't speak for us.

(S4RK, Thu 28 Nov, 14:32, 2 replies)
Literal Brands
Say what you see with shop names and stuff, give us literal interpretations of brand names. The arid desert of Superdry, the dust particle collection of Specsavers and the meaningless void of Gap.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Dec at 8am
Quake, but better

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linked to by Pap Shart on 12th Dec at 5pm
Jobs for food
What line of work would broccoli be in? Do bananas ever wish they could be in the army? Would the country be better off being run by a tin of beans? These are the questions that need answering this week. Show us food doing jobs.
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set by HappyToast on 1st Dec at 10am
B3ta newsletter 734 - out now.
* GAME - Can you sing the high notes like Sting?
* CODE - Michael Gove is a Knob (Amstrad edition)
* KUNT - Interview with a popstar
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published by rob on 29th Nov at 9pm
Song Movies
Every now and then Hollywood runs out of ideas and turns to the world of music for inspiration, resulting in terrible films like Last Christmas, Yesterday and Bohemian Rhapsody. Lets show them how it should be done by making movie posters out of our favourite songs.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 6pm
Add a letter actors
Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter issue 733, out now
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
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published by rob on 16th Nov at 5pm
Film Anagrams
Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Nov at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 732, out now:
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
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published by rob on 9th Nov at 2pm
Time Travel TV
What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Nov at 12pm
Workplace Horror
It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Oct at 5pm
British Marketing Board
The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 731, out now.
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
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published by rob on 19th Oct at 1pm
Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 730, out now:
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
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published by rob on 12th Oct at 1pm