Well, the other guy had a utility belt
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No matter how much it cries, no matter how much it begs, never Brexit after midnight.
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Add a letter actors
Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
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Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
See all 53 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 16th Nov at 7pm
Possibly a cult classic among bulldozer operators.
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
linked to by cowcat on 17th Nov at 9pm
B3ta newsletter issue 733, out now
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
Read newsletter 733
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
Read newsletter 733
published by rob on 16th Nov at 5pm
Film Anagrams
Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
See all 152 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 9th Nov at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 732, out now:
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
published by rob on 9th Nov at 2pm
Time Travel TV
What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
See all 47 images (open)
What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
See all 47 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 3rd Nov at 12pm
Workplace Horror
It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
See all 35 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 25th Oct at 5pm
British Marketing Board
The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 731, out now.
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
Read newsletter 731
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
Read newsletter 731
published by rob on 19th Oct at 1pm
IKEA
Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
See all 53 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 730, out now:
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
Read newsletter 730
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
Read newsletter 730
published by rob on 12th Oct at 1pm
Fish Albums
Photoshop classic LP covers as if they were performed, or are about fish. Or just make terrible fish / music puns.
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Photoshop classic LP covers as if they were performed, or are about fish. Or just make terrible fish / music puns.
See all 106 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 4th Oct at 3pm
Celebrity Computer Games
We're combining celebrities with computer games this week. We want terrible tie ins and funny puns.
So turn on your Atari, press play on the cassette recorder and fiddle with your favourite famous person's joystick.
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We're combining celebrities with computer games this week. We want terrible tie ins and funny puns.
So turn on your Atari, press play on the cassette recorder and fiddle with your favourite famous person's joystick.
See all 59 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 28th Sep at 4pm
B3ta newsletter issue 729, out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Are these rubbish celebs Remain or Leave?
* BONUS QUIZ - Which animal do you sleep like?
* CONFESSIONS - "I drank my own piss"
Read newsletter 729
This Week:
* QUIZ - Are these rubbish celebs Remain or Leave?
* BONUS QUIZ - Which animal do you sleep like?
* CONFESSIONS - "I drank my own piss"
Read newsletter 729
published by rob on 27th Sep at 6pm
Enhanced Animals
Animals are great, but could they be better? Has evolution missed a trick by not giving a horse guns or a sheep incredibly long legs. Find out through the power of photo manipulation (not home veterinary surgery)
See all 30 images (closed)
Animals are great, but could they be better? Has evolution missed a trick by not giving a horse guns or a sheep incredibly long legs. Find out through the power of photo manipulation (not home veterinary surgery)
See all 30 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 728 - out now! This Week:
* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
Read newsletter 728
* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
Read newsletter 728
published by rob on 21st Sep at 9am
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Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.
Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.
Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
posted by rob on 17th Sep at 1pm
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- * CHALLENGE - FILM ANAGRAMS (130+ ENTRIES)
- * TUBE MAP - THE GREAT BEAR, IMPROVED!
- * VIDEO - WIPE OUT THE TORIES
Add a letter actors
Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Celebrity or Look-a-like
Ah, the wonderful world of celebrity look-a-likes. What a fun bit of googling this quiz was.
Billy Bass Parody
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.
Click the colour, not the word
This is torture. Pure torture. But can you reach level 10? We can't and we made the damn game.
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Kunt and the Gang
We talk to the greatest living songwriter of his generation. We are not worthy.
