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"BREAKING: The oldest person to have possibly gone on a Club 18-30 holiday would now be 84"
This Week:
* THE KUBRICK TIMES - '2001' News created with AI
* PROJECT - Blue Plaques for less important stuff
* CHALLENGE - Books into computer games
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Turn classic books in to computer games, give us Great Gatsby era Grand Theft Auto and Wuthering Heights Tetris.
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"WHY DID LIZ TRUSS CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T"
This Week:
* SONG - No Teddy Today
* FESSHOLE - Best of May 2022
* BILLY IDOL - Without the music
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What if animals were in charge? Would they take us for walks? Would they hunt us for sport? Show us!
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"HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PIG? THEN PLEASE UNSUB, NO PIG-FUCKERS WANTED"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Might as well do the Tory leadership race
* AI NOW EXPLAINS CODE - finally something useful
* GAME(ISH) - Can you predict tossers?
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The Tories are picking a new leader, guess the winner, make some puns from their names, design challenges they must overcome like a Tory Leadership Krypton Factor, b3ta up the worst news cycle in ages.
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"If you open this newsletter you will win the lottery of rubbish links"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - vote now on this important issue
* READ THIS - Man visits Paul McCartney's house
* NEW CHALLENGE - Pop stars on holiday
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Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
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"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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- * THE KUBRICK TIMES - '2001' NEWS CREATED WITH AI
- * PROJECT - BLUE PLAQUES FOR LESS IMPORTANT STUFF
- * CHALLENGE - BOOKS INTO COMPUTER GAMES
Classic Book Games
Turn classic books in to computer games, give us Great Gatsby era Grand Theft Auto and Wuthering Heights Tetris.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Maddox
Maddox has been rocking the web since '97 with his unique brand of arrogance and cynicism. He's recently broken out of the web ghetto to produce a book and enter the best sellers lists, so we thought it was high time to catch up and ask him the completely irrelevant questions that a proper publication wouldn't bother with.
