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(monkeon, Wed 9 Apr, 12:35, 1 replies)
Ceci n'est pas mon ours

(monkeon, Wed 9 Apr, 12:33, 2 replies)

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(christhebarker, Tue 8 Apr, 23:45, 1 replies)



Everyone down on planet Earth liked the world a lot
But the Grinch who lived in Mar-a-Lago certainly did not!

The Grinch hated everything! Accused everyone of treason!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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(S4RK, Tue 8 Apr, 8:46, 2 replies)
Could have been worse

(laplandes, Sun 6 Apr, 23:26, 1 replies)
The Secret Garden
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(hagbardsapple, Sun 6 Apr, 23:00, 4 replies)
Vroooooom

(Ninj, Sun 6 Apr, 20:32, 0 replies)
"He's gone to live on a farm somewhere..."

(FUXTIX, Sat 5 Apr, 1:57, 0 replies)


(plankton, Fri 4 Apr, 17:04, 3 replies)


(Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Apr, 16:34, 1 replies)
Challenge
Dr Who Goes Pop
Dr Who is back and as everyone loved it when the Doctor broke the fourth wall and started singing last year, let's mash up the Whoniverse and pop music.
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set by monkeon on 11th Apr at 10pm
In case you didn’t already know, simbosan
I wasn’t particularly impressed by the books and if I’m honest the internal monologues aren’t going to translate well to the screen, but it’s something to watch I suppose and at least they’re playing it for comedy.

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Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 944, out now
"HOUSE OF COMMONS RECALLED TO DISCUSS THE EXCELLENT URLS IN THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
* QUIZ - know your alphabet better than children?
* MAP - the entire world finally in Comic Sans
* CHALLENGE - if kids books told the truth
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published by rob on 11th Apr at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 943, out now
"B3TA ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON LINKING TO NTK AND POPBITCH AND THAT FRIDAY ONE WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED"
* ELON'S INSIGHTS - he reacts to fucking everything
* JOHN HIGGS' DOCTOR WHO BOOK - finally out
* TUBE ADS - Criticised by critical man
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published by rob on 4th Apr at 6pm
Challenge
If Kids Stories Told The Truth
What would happen if the Brown family lived with a real grizzly bear? What was Sleeping Beauty's morning breath like? Show us classic children's tales as they'd actually play out. Suggested by Rob.
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set by monkeon on 3rd Apr at 11pm
Challenge
Topical Movies
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
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set by monkeon on 26th Mar at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 942, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
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published by rob on 21st Mar at 6pm
Challenge
Animal TV
There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
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set by monkeon on 16th Mar at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 941, out now
"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
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published by rob on 14th Mar at 6pm
Challenge
Modernise Art
Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
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set by monkeon on 7th Mar at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 940, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
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published by rob on 7th Mar at 6pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links.
posted by God on 7th Mar at 9am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 939, out now
"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
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published by rob on 28th Feb at 8pm
Challenge
The Bondiverse
Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
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set by monkeon on 26th Feb at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 938, out now
"DENIS THATCHER! MILF SNATCHER!"
* PEOPLE SELLING MIRRORS - the big interview
* CHALLENGE - Video games in real life
* EXPERIMENT - Should Marmite and tea be mixed?
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published by rob on 21st Feb at 7pm
Challenge
Video Game Characters in Real Life
Instead of humans having to move into Mark Zuckerberg's terrible VR world, let's bring our favourite video game characters into ours. Suggested By Captain Howdy.
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set by monkeon on 17th Feb at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 937, out now
"CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST AN INTERNET NEWSLETTER, OK?"
* USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in QR codes
* OTHER USELESS CLOCK - that tells time in swears
* NOT A CLOCK - Kids TV challenge results
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published by rob on 14th Feb at 7pm
Challenge
Original Cast Reboots
Apparently there's to be a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Show us the reboots of TV shows and movies where the cast have aged by several decades and are having to deal with the joys of middle and old age. Suggested by Mehitabel_Itrang.
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set by monkeon on 10th Feb at 11pm