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(Wefail, Sun 22 Sep, 20:02, 9 replies)


(monkeon, Wed 18 Sep, 22:25, 12 replies)



(pun courtesy of Filthy Rich and Catflap)
(The Twisted Omentum, Wed 18 Sep, 11:26, 3 replies)
Boris and Bulbhead


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(Wefail, Wed 18 Sep, 9:32, 8 replies)


(HappyToast, Tue 17 Sep, 17:55, 8 replies)
Painting monsters
Hello there,

Long time lurker on old accounts that was too afraid to post. Wanted to post some of my art as it's good to get new eyeballs on it. I paint monsters and nationalism at the moment and have plenty of inspiration to work through.

I will now shut up, this is no doubt the wrong place to post these. I can't do anything right. I am sorry, moderator.



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(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep, 16:41, 27 replies)
Ta-daaa!

(Dr. Strange, Mon 16 Sep, 19:39, 5 replies)
They're still at it

(HappyToast, Mon 16 Sep, 13:56, 6 replies)


(cumquat may, Mon 16 Sep, 4:50, 2 replies)
Mark Ruffalo's reply to Boris Johnson in full

(HappyToast, Sun 15 Sep, 22:18, 11 replies)
Challenge
Enhanced Animals
Animals are great, but could they be better? Has evolution missed a trick by not giving a horse guns or a sheep incredibly long legs. Find out through the power of photo manipulation (not home veterinary surgery)
See all 17 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 5pm
Cornell Hummingbird feeder live cam
They look really fast if you have a laggy connection

See all 20 popular links (3 made popular today)
linked to by Mehitabel_Itrang on 22nd Sep at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 728 - out now! This Week:
* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
Read newsletter 728
published by rob on 21st Sep at 9am
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON - we've introduced a feature on the board so that your browser gets a notification if someone replies.

Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.

Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
posted by rob on 17th Sep at 1pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 727 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Goth or Moth?
* CONFESSIONS - "I ate my son's Easter egg"
* BOT - Everything Is Cancelled - including YOU
Read newsletter 727
published by rob on 16th Sep at 12am
Challenge
Reinvent things better
Everyday items are great, but what if they were greater? Reinvent the things around you so they do the things they do, but better and more. Show us remote controlled pre buttered toasters, kettles that pour 5 different hot drinks at once and all sorts of other stuff.
See all 19 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 14th Sep at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 726 - out now:
* TOOL - Have you tweeted more than Shakespeare?
* ANOTHER TOOLS - Convert yourself into triangles
* DANCE - Like a groovy Soviet
Read newsletter 726
published by rob on 8th Sep at 10pm
Challenge
Autobiographies2
It's been 13 years since we last did celebrity autobiographies so we felt it's time for an update. Pick your favourite (or most hated) celeb and think of an amusingly relevant title for their book. Then design the cover (again).
See all 43 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 7th Sep at 9pm
Challenge
Music Toys
Hasbro have bought Death Row Records so we can hopefully look forward to Dr Dre's Guess Who and Snoop's spliff shaped Jenga set any day now. Celebrate this meeting of cultural minds with your own range of music/album/song based toys.
See all 56 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 1st Sep at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 725 - out now.
This Week:
* GAME - "Can we have our ball back mister?"
* GOLD BLEND AD - Remade cheaply on a phone
* HEADLINES - Gashed-up for cheap amusement
Read newsletter 725
published by rob on 31st Aug at 11am
Challenge
Getting Old
We're all getting older and more forgetful and our knees hurt and we can't see as well as we used to and the tv has to be a little bit louder and we're getting more forgetful and our knees hurt and getting older is hell. Photoshop everything else getting older to make us feel better.
See all 37 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 25th Aug at 8am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 724 - out now
This Week:
* AIRPODS - why you should feel bad about them
* WIN A HORSE - with Cyriak dot book dot net
* FREE EGGS - If you keep chickens
Read newsletter 724
published by rob on 24th Aug at 2pm
Complete the joke "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and win a signed copy of his book.



As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.

We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.

Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.

Add your entries to this thread on the messageboard.

'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
posted by rob on 23rd Aug at 2pm
Challenge
Everyday Effects
Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 723 - out now.
This Week:
* SUNSETS - And how to find them
* VAMPIRES - More concentrated in the south UK
* DEEP FAKES - Uk politics blah blah blah
Read newsletter 723
published by rob on 16th Aug at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 722 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS
* SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG
* SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT
Read newsletter 722
published by rob on 11th Aug at 8pm
Challenge
Unlikely Movie Adaptations
The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so lets give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at.
See all 55 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 10th Aug at 8am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 721 - out now!
* MAN CHESTS - that look like human faces
* PHOTOS - that move just like real-life
* PUBS - mapped to nearest tube station
Read newsletter 721
published by rob on 4th Aug at 12am
Challenge
Summer Special
It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
See all 55 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 2nd Aug at 4pm
Challenge
Political Sitcoms
Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead. Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
See all 42 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 28th Jul at 8am