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Cue the chase music!

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UK approves Pfizer jab for 12 to 15-year-olds…
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Don't look down on him!
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Shocked and saddened to share the news that we've lost early b3tan Hugo Rune - if you'd like to pay your respects, say something on this thread.
posted by rob on 16th Jun at 12pm
The Wicker Man With the Golden Gun I made this!
Apart from the fact that both The Wicker Man (1973) and The Man With the Golden Gun (1975) starred Christopher Lee and Britt Eckland, there were enough similarities between the island arrival scenes in each to attempt a cut-and-shut. I shoved the clips in Final Cut and, with minimal tweaking, it basically mashed itself.

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created by mozza on 16th Jun at 7pm
Thank you to our newsletter sponsor Upshot for buying an additional month - they're an email newsletter about sport and the founder said that sponsorship went well for them so they're back for more. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 16th Jun at 12pm
Northern Films
They're filming Indiana Jones in Yorkshire. What other Hollywood blockbusters should be relocated to the North of England and what would that look like?
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set by HappyToast on 14th Jun at 6am
B3ta newsletter 774 - out now:
* GENERATOR - You Wouldn't [Download] A [Car]
* SKIP INTRO - Tell it to fuck off
* FESSHOLE - Man loses Connect 4 to a child
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published by rob on 11th Jun at 5pm
B3ta newsletter issue 773 - out now.
* GAME - Yes YOU can be a Freemason
* ACTORS - Spinning round (not like meatspin)
* CHALLENGE - Super Mario vs. Corel Draw
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published by rob on 8th Jun at 11am
If famous dead people were alive today
What would the world be like if deceased famous people were alive today? Would Rosa Parks be hounded by Piers Morgan for using public transport? Would Supergroups rule the charts? Show us with computer art stuff.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Jun at 10pm
Super Mario
Switch on your Nintendos and put on your overalls we're having a week of Super Mario related photoshops and gifs.
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set by HappyToast on 29th May at 8am
B3ta newsletter 772, out now:
* "WEBSITE" - HappyToast launches site
* LO-FI SCI-FI - introducing 'Starship Impossible'
* MOVING PICTURES - Yes, the technology now exists
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published by rob on 28th May at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 771 - out now:
* WHAT3WORDS - More cheap trolling
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published by rob on 25th May at 2pm
Make Britain Great again
The devastating impact of nul points at Eurovision has hammered home just how much the world hates the UK. Show us what it would take to make the world like the British Isles. Crack open Photoshop and Make Britain Great Again.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd May at 11am
Stationery. One word challenge. Do your thing with pens, paper, rulers and rubbers.
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set by HappyToast on 16th May at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 770, out now:
* MAPS - now improved with swearing
* POT NOODLE - the search starts now
* HOW TO FEEL OLD - other than using a mirror
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published by rob on 14th May at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 769 - out now!
* CONFESSIONS - Your Lostprophets tattoos (!)
* YES, THIS IS B3TA'S 20th YEAR - yes, we are old
BTW: Please click the sign up link for the UpShot newsletter so that we don't feel we've ripped them off in buying an ad.
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published by rob on 8th May at 1pm
Bad news update on Mushy - she "died incredibly peacefully yesterday evening at the garden House Hospice. It was so gentle and we will forever be grateful to them". Mushy will be missed by old school b3tans who won't forget her drawings and her incredibly knack for bad taste gags. If you want to say something - add it to this thread so we can all read it it one place - thank you.
posted by rob on 8th May at 11am
Science in films
Make films more scientific. Correct the terrible physics and chemistry mistakes in movies or just put a test tube in peoples hands for comedic effect.
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set by HappyToast on 7th May at 1pm
Make everything Rock! Turn books, toys, food, animals and films up to 11 with a rock and roll makeover.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd May at 11am
B3ta newsletter 768 - out now:
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
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published by rob on 30th Apr at 5pm
Thank you to our new newsletter sponsor Upshot - they're an email newsletter about sport. Quite chuffed as the guy running it got in touch after polling their readers for newsletters they liked and B3ta came first with 30 mentions. Yay. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 28th Apr at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 767 - out now:
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
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published by rob on 23rd Apr at 9pm
Advertising in old films
A tech company has unveiled a way to put adverts in to old films. Show them how bad an idea this would be by putting inappropriate products in to cinema classics.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Apr at 4pm
Famous at school
Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Apr at 10pm