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"BREAKING: The oldest person to have possibly gone on a Club 18-30 holiday would now be 84"
This Week:
* THE KUBRICK TIMES - '2001' News created with AI
* PROJECT - Blue Plaques for less important stuff
* CHALLENGE - Books into computer games
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Turn classic books in to computer games, give us Great Gatsby era Grand Theft Auto and Wuthering Heights Tetris.
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"WHY DID LIZ TRUSS CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T"
This Week:
* SONG - No Teddy Today
* FESSHOLE - Best of May 2022
* BILLY IDOL - Without the music
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What if animals were in charge? Would they take us for walks? Would they hunt us for sport? Show us!
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"HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PIG? THEN PLEASE UNSUB, NO PIG-FUCKERS WANTED"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Might as well do the Tory leadership race
* AI NOW EXPLAINS CODE - finally something useful
* GAME(ISH) - Can you predict tossers?
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The Tories are picking a new leader, guess the winner, make some puns from their names, design challenges they must overcome like a Tory Leadership Krypton Factor, b3ta up the worst news cycle in ages.
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"If you open this newsletter you will win the lottery of rubbish links"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - vote now on this important issue
* READ THIS - Man visits Paul McCartney's house
* NEW CHALLENGE - Pop stars on holiday
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Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
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"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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- * THE KUBRICK TIMES - '2001' NEWS CREATED WITH AI
- * PROJECT - BLUE PLAQUES FOR LESS IMPORTANT STUFF
- * CHALLENGE - BOOKS INTO COMPUTER GAMES
Classic Book Games
Turn classic books in to computer games, give us Great Gatsby era Grand Theft Auto and Wuthering Heights Tetris.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
