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(Ninj, Fri 26 Nov, 19:01, 1 replies)


(Ballymoran, Thu 25 Nov, 14:28, 3 replies)
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(monkeon, Wed 24 Nov, 23:26, 5 replies)
TOAP

(The Twisted Omentum, Tue 23 Nov, 21:21, 3 replies)
Phwoar!
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(raypugh, Sun 21 Nov, 8:02, 1 replies)
Day job done.


Time for the night shift.
(Chumps, Thu 18 Nov, 9:19, 6 replies)
.....rambles........


I was very.... very.... drunk.
(Chumps, Wed 17 Nov, 19:25, 5 replies)
Laid up wif that there covid.
So I been fucking around with the warp tool. It's all my spinny brain can handle :(

(Chumps, Tue 16 Nov, 21:26, 7 replies)
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Monster Pun Amnesty
Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Nov at 9pm
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B3ta newsletter 796, out now
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B3ta newsletter 794 - out now
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published by rob on 8th Nov at 6pm
Challenge
Animals treating humans like animals
Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Nov at 2pm
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published by rob on 29th Oct at 7pm
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Horror Games
It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games. Show us a ghoulish Guess Who, a devilish Donkey Kong and some terrifying Tekken.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Oct at 4pm
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Meta
Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge
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B3ta newsletter 792 - out now
"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
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Challenge
TV Crossovers
All the soap operas are swapping characters for a thing, so lets do that with all the programs, put Dad's Army in Band of Brothers, Red Dwarf in Star Trek and Mrs Browns Boys in Squid Game.
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published by rob on 15th Oct at 10pm
Challenge
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Oct at 2pm
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published by rob on 8th Oct at 10pm
Challenge
Off duty Bond
What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Oct at 10am