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Rock guitar psalm 101

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I hardly think a few tweets are going to bring about the end of the world.

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Make everything Rock! Turn books, toys, food, animals and films up to 11 with a rock and roll makeover.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd May at 11am
"Please enjoy this incredible election campaign video from Blackburn"
It's the graffiti wot wins it...

Thanks to Pig Bodine for pointing it out on twotter.

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linked to by unclepills on 5th May at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 768 - out now:
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
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published by rob on 30th Apr at 5pm
Thank you to our new newsletter sponsor Upshot - they're an email newsletter about sport. Quite chuffed as the guy running it got in touch after polling their readers for newsletters they liked and B3ta came first with 30 mentions. Yay. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 28th Apr at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 767 - out now:
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
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published by rob on 23rd Apr at 9pm
Advertising in old films
A tech company has unveiled a way to put adverts in to old films. Show them how bad an idea this would be by putting inappropriate products in to cinema classics.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Apr at 4pm
Famous at school
Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Apr at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 766 - out now:
* SONG - Kunt pays tribute to the People's Prince
* WEBSITE - The return of Question Swap
* SEXY DOGS - well a short Fesshole anecdote ok?
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published by rob on 9th Apr at 7pm
Art Jobs
With Covid closing museums, works of art need to find a new source of income. Send paintings and sculptures out to work.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Apr at 7am
B3ta newsletter 765 - out now!
* BRIAN SEWELL SOUNDBOARD - Rebooted for the 2020s
* FREDDO - The biggest ever? Maybe
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published by rob on 2nd Apr at 6pm
B3ta newsletter 764 - out now.
* BAD TASTE - Fred & Rose board game (sorry)
* SCIENCE - Can you play Doom on crabs?
* CHALLENGE - Flaaaagggsss!
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published by rob on 26th Mar at 9pm
Flags, one word challenge. Redesign them, rub up against them or stick them where they don't belong.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Mar at 6am
IMPORTANT NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIPTION UPDATE - we've just realised that the newsletter subscribe page has been broken for a few weeks. If you've tried to sub in the past and failed then please sub now. Ooh and apparently we've also fixed the RSS for those running pirated copies of Google Reader on their 486s.
posted by rob on 21st Mar at 11am
B3ta newsletter 763 - out now - read it you cunts.
* SURVEY - Did you have imaginary friends?
* NIRVANA - their "music" now improved
* KUBRICK - Now for kids
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published by rob on 19th Mar at 4pm
Advert Mash
Take a famous slogan or mascot from one ad campaign and apply it to another product. Lets mash up adverts!
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set by HappyToast on 19th Mar at 7am
B3ta newsletter 762 - out now. Look at that, four newsletters in a row out roughly on time.
* WEBSITE - Donate every time an awful twat tweets
* MUSHY-AID - Help out an old B3tan
* APOLOGIES - To Hebtro for missing the ad last week
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published by rob on 12th Mar at 4pm
Same Director
Pic a film director and mash up their movies. ET in Schindler's List, Robocop in Showgirls, A 2001 Clockwork Orange. You get the idea.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Mar at 10am
B3ta newsletter 761 - out now. Good newsletter this week, such excellent stuff from Monkeon and Matt Round. Also the challenge - you've all pulled out the stops and it's brilliant.
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published by rob on 5th Mar at 3pm
Really shit news about Mushybees - the C word but not the fun one. Stage 4. We're raising a bit of cash so she can spend it how the fuck she likes because she deserves it.
posted by rob on 5th Mar at 1pm