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A wet, foggy day today so I stopped in and done some art. You're welcome.
(Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 24 Jun, 21:42, 5 replies)
A wet, foggy day today so I stopped in and done some art. You're welcome.
(Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 24 Jun, 21:42, 5 replies)
Apologies for the typo in the title.
Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome
(Octo, Mon 20 Jun, 14:05, 2 replies)
(Octo, Mon 20 Jun, 14:05, 2 replies)
This Is Fine (Cost Of Living Crisis Edition)
Note: Took b0rk3dās idea and ran with it!
(Ballymoran, Fri 17 Jun, 13:07, 6 replies)
Note: Took b0rk3dās idea and ran with it!
(Ballymoran, Fri 17 Jun, 13:07, 6 replies)
What d'you mean this was last week's challenge?
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Pop Holidays
Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
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Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
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set by HappyToast on 26th Jun at 10pm
John Noakes climbs Nelsons Column
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Have to hand it to him, no safety harness and on-camera the whole way up. I'd never have made it past that overhang.
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linked to by RompaStompa on 28th Jun at 3am
B3ta newsletter 822, out now
"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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published by rob on 17th Jun at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 821, out now
"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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published by rob on 10th Jun at 10pm
Cost of living crisis
Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Jun at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 820, out now
"MERRY KUNTMAS YOUR MA'AM"
This Week:
* KUNT CHART PLACEMENT - well yeah
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Jubilee-tastic
* INVISIBLE PHOTO OF HAM - with every purchase
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"MERRY KUNTMAS YOUR MA'AM"
This Week:
* KUNT CHART PLACEMENT - well yeah
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Jubilee-tastic
* INVISIBLE PHOTO OF HAM - with every purchase
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published by rob on 4th Jun at 12am
Jubilee
You probably haven't noticed but it's the Jubilee this week. So gif and photoshop the Queen, street parties, bunting, commemorative plates, red white and blue sandwiches and whatever else you can think of.
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You probably haven't noticed but it's the Jubilee this week. So gif and photoshop the Queen, street parties, bunting, commemorative plates, red white and blue sandwiches and whatever else you can think of.
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set by HappyToast on 29th May at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 819, out now
"HELP GET 'PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY N****' INTO THE CHARTS FOR THE ROYAL JUBILEE"
This Week:
* KUNT RELEASES SONG - with official B3ta remix
* EMF CAMP - your editor is doing a talk
* AND OF COURSE - the best of Fesshole
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"HELP GET 'PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY N****' INTO THE CHARTS FOR THE ROYAL JUBILEE"
This Week:
* KUNT RELEASES SONG - with official B3ta remix
* EMF CAMP - your editor is doing a talk
* AND OF COURSE - the best of Fesshole
Read newsletter 819
published by rob on 27th May at 6pm
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
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It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
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set by HappyToast on 21st May at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 818, out now
"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
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"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
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published by rob on 20th May at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 817, out now
"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
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"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
Read newsletter 817
published by rob on 6th May at 4pm
Musicians in art
Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
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Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
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set by HappyToast on 6th May at 10am
B3ta newsletter 816, out now
"ELON MUSK BUYS B3TA FOR TWENTY BENSON & HEDGES AND SOME TOFFOS"
This Week:
* TOY - Dom Joly replaced with Javascript
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Kunt in Jubilee chart attack
* CHALLENGE - Oh sod it, might as well do Musk
Read newsletter 816
"ELON MUSK BUYS B3TA FOR TWENTY BENSON & HEDGES AND SOME TOFFOS"
This Week:
* TOY - Dom Joly replaced with Javascript
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Kunt in Jubilee chart attack
* CHALLENGE - Oh sod it, might as well do Musk
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published by rob on 29th Apr at 10pm
Elon Musk
Elon Musk can take a joke can't he, let's find out. Give us your best Elon shops, puns and laughs at his considerable expensive.
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Elon Musk can take a joke can't he, let's find out. Give us your best Elon shops, puns and laughs at his considerable expensive.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Apr at 9am
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- * FRANKIE SAY - "PLAY THIS WEB INTERACTIVE"
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Pop Holidays
Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
2 cups 1 bag
One tea-bag makes two cups of tea. Nobody appears to know this, so we've made a guide.
Patrick Moore
Patrick Moore: Moon-mapper, xylophonist and eccentric genius. He hates May bugs and loves cats. B3ta roving reporter Kirk Rutter tracked him down and asked him, "What are you like?"
