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Zombies II
It's been 21 years since our Zombies! challenge, and most of the images are now 404 dead. Let's bring them back to life with another undead challenge. Suggested by Kosso.
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It's been 21 years since our Zombies! challenge, and most of the images are now 404 dead. Let's bring them back to life with another undead challenge. Suggested by Kosso.
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set by monkeon on 21st Apr at 2pm
If you eat these chocolate-side-down, you're a fucking wrongun'
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I don't care what McVitie's says.
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linked to by Huw Edwards on 24th Apr at 1pm
Dr Who Goes Pop
Dr Who is back and as everyone loved it when the Doctor broke the fourth wall and started singing last year, let's mash up the Whoniverse and pop music.
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Dr Who is back and as everyone loved it when the Doctor broke the fourth wall and started singing last year, let's mash up the Whoniverse and pop music.
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set by monkeon on 11th Apr at 10pm
B3ta newsletter issue 944, out now
"HOUSE OF COMMONS RECALLED TO DISCUSS THE EXCELLENT URLS IN THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
* QUIZ - know your alphabet better than children?
* MAP - the entire world finally in Comic Sans
* CHALLENGE - if kids books told the truth
Read newsletter 944
"HOUSE OF COMMONS RECALLED TO DISCUSS THE EXCELLENT URLS IN THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
* QUIZ - know your alphabet better than children?
* MAP - the entire world finally in Comic Sans
* CHALLENGE - if kids books told the truth
Read newsletter 944
published by rob on 11th Apr at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 943, out now
"B3TA ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON LINKING TO NTK AND POPBITCH AND THAT FRIDAY ONE WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED"
* ELON'S INSIGHTS - he reacts to fucking everything
* JOHN HIGGS' DOCTOR WHO BOOK - finally out
* TUBE ADS - Criticised by critical man
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"B3TA ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON LINKING TO NTK AND POPBITCH AND THAT FRIDAY ONE WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED"
* ELON'S INSIGHTS - he reacts to fucking everything
* JOHN HIGGS' DOCTOR WHO BOOK - finally out
* TUBE ADS - Criticised by critical man
Read newsletter 943
published by rob on 4th Apr at 6pm
If Kids Stories Told The Truth
What would happen if the Brown family lived with a real grizzly bear? What was Sleeping Beauty's morning breath like? Show us classic children's tales as they'd actually play out. Suggested by Rob.
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What would happen if the Brown family lived with a real grizzly bear? What was Sleeping Beauty's morning breath like? Show us classic children's tales as they'd actually play out. Suggested by Rob.
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set by monkeon on 3rd Apr at 11pm
Topical Movies
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
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Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
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set by monkeon on 26th Mar at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 942, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
Read newsletter 942
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
Read newsletter 942
published by rob on 21st Mar at 6pm
Animal TV
There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
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There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
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set by monkeon on 16th Mar at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 941, out now
"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
Read newsletter 941
"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
Read newsletter 941
published by rob on 14th Mar at 6pm
Modernise Art
Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
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Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
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set by monkeon on 7th Mar at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 940, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
Read newsletter 940
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
Read newsletter 940
published by rob on 7th Mar at 6pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links.
posted by God on 7th Mar at 9am
B3ta newsletter 939, out now
"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
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"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
Read newsletter 939
published by rob on 28th Feb at 8pm
The Bondiverse
Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
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Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
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set by monkeon on 26th Feb at 10pm
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Zombies II
It's been 21 years since our Zombies! challenge, and most of the images are now 404 dead. Let's bring them back to life with another undead challenge. Suggested by Kosso.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
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Graham Rawle
Graham Rawle is the genius illustrator behind The Guardian's 'Lost Consonants'. We asked him about the series, and he responded with the low-down on linguistic mayhem and the fighting prowess of sardines.
