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When Nirvana Came to Britain

(Dick Wonder, Fri 24 Sep, 12:37, 2 replies)
Bloody sellouts

(Dr.Dunno, Fri 24 Sep, 8:31, 0 replies)

(Ballymoran, Thu 23 Sep, 23:27, 1 replies)
"And Mr Johnson, you're absolutely sure this has got nothing to do with you?"

(S4RK, Thu 23 Sep, 9:19, 3 replies)
Get Brexit d'oh!

((a)lexistwit, Mon 20 Sep, 14:35, 7 replies)
Tribute bench for Sir Clive

(monkeon, Sun 19 Sep, 17:08, 3 replies)

(S4RK, Sun 19 Sep, 16:09, 3 replies)
Let's go!

(S4RK, Sun 19 Sep, 13:39, 11 replies)
Hello Hello Hello

(Dick Wonder, Sun 19 Sep, 12:32, 4 replies)

(Chumps, Sat 18 Sep, 14:57, 2 replies)
B3ta newsletter 788, out now
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
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published by rob on 24th Sep at 6pm
Crumbly Pipes: The Classic British Sitcom That Never Was
Some of it was on point.

See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
linked to by nospoon on 25th Sep at 12am
Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Sep at 7am
B3ta newsletter 787 out now:
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
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published by rob on 17th Sep at 9pm
Home computing pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair dies aged 81

"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"

All flags at half-mast.

And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects using photoshop Rainbird Software's Art Studio.
posted by rob on 16th Sep at 7pm
Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
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set by rob on 16th Sep at 11am
B3ta newsletter 786, out now
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
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published by rob on 11th Sep at 12pm
ABBA are back so lets go to work on them. Funny photoshops, mash ups of their songs, hilarious puns, terrifying kaleidoscopic images, you know what you like.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Sep at 8am
B3ta newsletter 785 out now
"Fans of bad sectors should have their hard drives checked"
This Week:
* MUSHYBEES - Sponsored run
* FESSHOLE - Best advice on fly-tippers ever
* CHALLENGE - Prince Andrew results
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published by rob on 27th Aug at 7pm
Sainsburys Archive
Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. There's something for everyone to play with here https://sainsburyarchive.org.uk/
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set by HappyToast on 21st Aug at 3pm
"Open this b3ta newsletter for a nostalgia wank about 2002"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate Prince Andrew
* NICHE MUSEUMS - small ones you can visit (in US)
* RAVING NOSTALGIA - R U on 1 matie?
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published by rob on 21st Aug at 2pm
Prince Andrew
All patriotic royalists at B3ta should celebrate that great asset to the nation, Prince Andrew, what could go wrong?
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set by rob on 15th Aug at 7am
B3ta newsletter 783 - out now
* VIDEO - why we're "100%" straight
* TOOL - Find out what you tweeted on this day
* DVD SCREENSAVER - recreated in shit HTML
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published by rob on 13th Aug at 6pm
Rich Pets
What do the pets of billionaires get up to while their owners are out? Show us the world of super rich pets.
See all 35 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 8th Aug at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 782 - out now:
* EVERY SECOND SONG - Songs from 1 second upwards
* EUPHEMISM QUIZ - With "real" speech
* HOW TO MAKE AI IMAGES - the easy way
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published by rob on 6th Aug at 7pm
Bored? Think up some new euphemisms for the Sicktionary
posted by rob on 2nd Aug at 9am
B3ta newsletter 781, out now
This Week:
* SICKTIONARY - Yes, horrible thesaurus is back
* CHALLENGE - New Olympic Sports
* FACTS - Everything
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published by rob on 30th Jul at 5pm