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(plankton, Fri 21 Jun, 15:06, 1 replies)
I'm sure the old men debating show won't just descend into insults.

(monkeon, Tue 18 Jun, 23:09, 4 replies)
🟢 January 1990
STOP
(( * )( * ), Sat 15 Jun, 9:29, 4 replies)
I mean, I’m basically driving around in an obscene publication.

(S4RK, Fri 14 Jun, 7:40, 1 replies)
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(S4RK, Fri 14 Jun, 0:39, 4 replies)
Bolliver
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(merkinhead, Wed 12 Jun, 11:45, 2 replies)
WOO!

(Ninj, Tue 11 Jun, 5:02, 1 replies)
TRIIIIIOOOO!

(monkeon, Mon 10 Jun, 22:09, 1 replies)
Holbein - The Ambassadors

(monkeon, Mon 10 Jun, 22:07, 5 replies)


(Dick Wonder, Sun 9 Jun, 18:17, 3 replies)
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 911 out now
"NO DURAN DURAN, 9/11 IS NOT A JOKE, THANK YOU"
This Week:
* ACCIDENTAL ELECTION SPECIAL - we're sorry
* WEEBL RETURNS - and makes us hungry for war
* "WEBSITE" - Stop or my mom will shoot
Read newsletter 911
published by rob on 22nd Jun at 11pm
Something not depressing.
Innuendo laden reminder of all those strange moving seed mechanisms.

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linked to by FeralCatMan on 21st Jun at 10pm
Challenge
Cartoon Characters Today
What are our favourite childhood cartoon characters up to now that it's no longer the 70s/80s/whatever ?
See all 23 images (open)
set by monkeon on 21st Jun at 10am
Episode two of fesshole the podcast is your editor interviewing Philippa Perry - do subscribe and tell two people you know to give it a listen because if Rob has a hobby it keeps him away from school gates.
posted by God on 15th Jun at 2pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 910, out now
"IF YOU SCRIBBLE OUT 'TORY SCUMBAGS' AND WRITE 'B3TA' ON YOUR BALLOT THIS NEWSLETTER COULD BE PRIME MINISTER BY JULY"
This Week:
* POSTER - Tory wipe out? Cross them off XXX
* FESSHOLE - Podcast actually launched, finally
* PAUL MCCARTNEY - nananannannananana forever
Read newsletter 910
published by rob on 15th Jun at 9am
Challenge
Ninetyfication
Apparently Gen Z are nostalgic for a time they never lived in, the 1990s. Fire up the retro-encabulator and make everything more 90s (or just Photoshop any old 90s guff). Suggested by ESC CTRL.
See all 30 images (open)
set by monkeon on 13th Jun at 6pm
FESSHOLE: THE PODCAST (PILOT EPISODE) - right the newsletter made by the original B3ta newsletter team (when it was good) of Rob & Dave is here. If you hate it you're probably right but that's not going to stop us from making at least ten episodes and making sure you at least know it's happening, before wandering off and going "I preferred b3ta when it was all swearing keyboards and flash videos." Well Steve Jobs killed flash ok? The dead fucker.
posted by rob on 12th Jun at 5pm
Challenge
Art Product Placement
Every other medium has been ruined by intrusive advertising, so why not fine art? Add products to classic works. It's what Andy Warhol would have wanted.
See all 68 images (open)
set by monkeon on 5th Jun at 10pm
FESSHOLE PODCAST: TRAILER TWO - ok done a serious sensible trailer that explains what the show is, instead of the purely pissing around last one, and it contains some short clips so you can see we're actually doing this and haven't just made it up to try and chart in the UK podcast charts with a podcast that doesn't exist (like we did with the first trailer, straight in at no 46 like a Kagagoogoo single after the bloke with bog brush hair left)
posted by rob on 4th Jun at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 908, out now
"HOW MANY B3TA NEWSLETTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? WELL IT'S CLEARLY MORE THAN 908"
This Week:
* ITV GETS IT WRONG - and now it's war
* FESSHOLE PODCAST - The pre-trailer trailer
* 'THE BACKROOOMS' - creepy meme, finally found
Read newsletter 908
published by rob on 31st May at 10pm
NEWSLETTER SPONSORSHIP - It's a fucking miracle but occasionally the B3ta newsletter gets a sponsor and they want us to say "Ever wanted to fly your own starship? See what the first crews have been saying about Bridge Command – now booking to September". BOOK NOW
posted by rob on 29th May at 1pm
Fesshole is launching a podcast on the 11th of June 2024. Please subscribe here so you'll be the FIRST to hear it. And, if you're b3ta newsletter readers of a long vintage, it reunites the old b3ta newsletter team of your editor Rob and his old friend Dave.
posted by God on 28th May at 7pm
Challenge
General Election 2024
It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
See all 60 images (open)
set by monkeon on 28th May at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 907, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER CHALLENGE SUNAK TO A LIVE PHOTOSHOPPING CONTEST OR IS HE CHICKEN?"
This Week:
* FROGGER - as you've never frogged before
* CHALLENGE - British remake results
* TOOL - How to make links less readable
Read newsletter 907
published by rob on 24th May at 8pm
Challenge
Wrestling
Let's celebrate everyone's favourite fancy dress sportsmen with a one word challenge. Easy! Easy!
See all 67 images (open)
set by monkeon on 21st May at 7pm
Challenge
Wrong Set
What would happen if the actors from one film walked onto the set of another film by mistake? Double click that Photoshop icon and show us.
See all 86 images (open)
set by monkeon on 13th May at 10pm
Is is ok to post AI images on the board? - That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you.
posted by God on 12th May at 9am
Newsletter
Newsletter 906, out now
"What's 23 y/o and makes you feel old? IT'S THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
This Week:
* BUM-WIPE GAME - finally this experience digitised
* ANOTHER CLICKY GAME - can you click it? Yes u can
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Brit remakes of American TV
Read newsletter 906
published by rob on 10th May at 6pm
Challenge
British Remakes of American TV
The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
See all 96 images (open)
set by monkeon on 5th May at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 905, out now
"Hooray! You're another newsletter closer to death"
This Week:
* TAPPITY TAP - How much can you tap in 30 secs?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Tarantino
* NEW CHALLENGE - Computer pop
Read newsletter 905
published by rob on 3rd May at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 904, out now
"URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS"
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
Read newsletter 904
published by rob on 26th Apr at 8pm
Challenge
Computer Pop
AI is now writing songs for us, so let's return the favour and make songs about computers. Or just mash-up any pop and computer stuff.
See all 81 images (closed)
set by monkeon on 26th Apr at 6pm