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(The Twisted Omentum, Fri 21 Sep, 15:24, 3 replies)
For pirates who prefer analog

(monkeon, Thu 20 Sep, 23:00, 5 replies)
(Paint!, Thu 20 Sep, 19:49, 3 replies)
1999 called...

(monkeon, Wed 19 Sep, 21:35, 0 replies)
Massive cock up on BBC News

(monkeon, Wed 19 Sep, 10:19, 9 replies)

(Tribs, Tue 18 Sep, 22:35, 3 replies)

(willowman1970, Mon 17 Sep, 20:05, 2 replies)

(Ninj, Mon 17 Sep, 15:05, 1 replies)
He knows when they are, and when they are not...

(Barbarossa, Mon 17 Sep, 12:02, 11 replies)
ruddy hell!

(ozof, Sun 16 Sep, 8:03, 4 replies)
Pop Adverts
Pop songs and singers are always being signed up for adverts, but there are loads of opportunities that have been missed. Where's Sinitta's "So Paxo", John Lydon's "Anchory in the UK" or George Michael's "Careless Wispa"? Combine songs and products in ways that make us laugh and which inevitably become real when the ad agencies read this.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 6pm
Professor Eric Laithwaite: The Circle of Magnetism - 1968
Magnets innit

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linked to by Sherbs on 21st Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 694 - out now. Featuring some extremely whimsical filler about the Sisters Of Mercy that was written whilst procrastinating about something else. Hell, you gonna click that? YES YOU WILL.
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published by rob on 15th Sep at 1pm
Typo Websites
We're clumsily typing urls and seeing what lols we get this week. Misspell your favourite websites and photoshop the imagined results. Show us what b4ta, Feddit, and Yapoo might look like (actually skip that last one).
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set by HappyToast on 14th Sep at 2pm
Signs of the apocalypse
What are the signs of the apocalypse? Global warming, political unrest, sure.. but what about the actual signs we'll be seeing on our highstreet, the adverts, the road markings and the buy one get one free on survival gear posters. Show us how the apocalypse (or Brexit) will be signposted in all its forms.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Sep at 8am
B3ta newsletter 693 - out now. Quiz from Mr Monkeon, Trump thingie from Happy Toast and Ringo Motivation Posters from CCC. GET IN!
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published by rob on 7th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter out now - packed with b3ta projects and the best shit off the web. It's good and you should read it and tell your friends so there.
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published by rob on 2nd Sep at 4pm
Wrong Plurals - Films
We're putting the wrong plurals on films this week, change multiples to singles and vice versa. So give us your Jaw, your Schindler's Lists and your Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird
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set by HappyToast on 30th Aug at 8pm
Listen-up cyber cunts it's the fucking newsletter ok? - this week filled with bollocks and toss and piss and wee. Actually it's ok. Read it. Ignore it. It's all up to you.
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published by rob on 24th Aug at 10pm
British Computer games
We're making British Computer Games this week. Reskin and mod your favourite games to have a UK theme. Show us your Black Cab Crazy Taxis and Sonic the squashed hedgehogs.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Aug at 6pm
Just given the Twitter feed @b3ta_links a poke to get it working again - in theory it will now. Make sure you follow it - if you use Twitter - for the best links from our links board. Fuck yeah.
posted by rob on 22nd Aug at 10pm
Happy Leap Friday! A whole extra Friday to be late for. B3ta newsletter - out now.
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published by rob on 18th Aug at 7pm
Remove a letter from LPs
Pick a favourite album and remove a letter so it makes you lol. Easy!
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set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 2pm
Letter Change Companies
We're playing with company logos and names again this week. See what you can come up with by just changing/adding/removing one letter.
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set by HappyToast on 11th Aug at 7am
What's this? A newsletter out on a Friday - oh fucking yes it is. just. Good week this week, lots of b3ta projects, you lot have been busy. Hooray.
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published by rob on 10th Aug at 8pm
Question of the Week
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.


* No isms - keep this light
* Non jokes will be deleted and users temp banned
* No nicked jokes - write one!

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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asked by rob on 8th Aug at 9am
B3ta newsletter, out now - stuffed with stuff like a stuffed egg. ENJOY!
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published by rob on 4th Aug at 11am
It's holiday time, so what better theme for a one word challenge. Show us your b3ta infused holiday thoughts, paddling in the sea, sitting in traffic jams, nursing sunburn and building overly elaborate sandcastles.
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Aug at 8pm
Question of the Week
The Meaning Of Giff
Join our mini Meaning Of Liff project by matching up British villages with experiences and emotions you only have because of the internet and modern life.

NOTE: Abuse and answering the question with irrelevant stuff will result in deletions and temp bans. Let's make this good.

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asked by rob on 30th Jul at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 687 out now. Yes SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SEVEN of these fuckers we have fucked. They are always late and that's what makes them good.
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published by rob on 28th Jul at 11am
We're combining films again! Match the last word of one film to the first word of another to make a whole new movie.
e.g. A Hard days NIGHT of the living dead, Toy STORY of O, The Running MANon des Source. Got it? Go!
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set by HappyToast on 27th Jul at 11am
Holly shitballs Batman! - it's another late B3ta newsletter. Our excuse? They take ages to write and we really need to start work on Thursday.
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published by rob on 21st Jul at 10am
One word challenge - Sweets!
Or Candy if you're American
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set by HappyToast on 21st Jul at 7am