This Is Spinal Tapestry
It be not TV, yet I coulde not helpe it
((a)lexistwit, Sat 9 Nov, 2:34, 11 replies)
It be not TV, yet I coulde not helpe it
((a)lexistwit, Sat 9 Nov, 2:34, 11 replies)
Wrong spaceship
for the cast and logo... but it's time travel, innit?
((a)lexistwit, Wed 6 Nov, 22:29, 4 replies)
for the cast and logo... but it's time travel, innit?
((a)lexistwit, Wed 6 Nov, 22:29, 4 replies)
Film Anagrams
Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Nov at 5pm
Paper Poppy installation I made this!
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A short video I made about a really thoughtful paper installation of poppies. Hope it gives you a lift on a Monday morning.
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created by perkusfux on 11th Nov at 9am
B3ta newsletter 732, out now:
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
published by rob on 9th Nov at 2pm
Time Travel TV
What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
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What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Nov at 12pm
Workplace Horror
It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Oct at 5pm
British Marketing Board
The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 731, out now.
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
Read newsletter 731
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
Read newsletter 731
published by rob on 19th Oct at 1pm
IKEA
Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 730, out now:
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
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* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
Read newsletter 730
published by rob on 12th Oct at 1pm
Fish Albums
Photoshop classic LP covers as if they were performed, or are about fish. Or just make terrible fish / music puns.
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Photoshop classic LP covers as if they were performed, or are about fish. Or just make terrible fish / music puns.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Oct at 3pm
Celebrity Computer Games
We're combining celebrities with computer games this week. We want terrible tie ins and funny puns.
So turn on your Atari, press play on the cassette recorder and fiddle with your favourite famous person's joystick.
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We're combining celebrities with computer games this week. We want terrible tie ins and funny puns.
So turn on your Atari, press play on the cassette recorder and fiddle with your favourite famous person's joystick.
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set by HappyToast on 28th Sep at 4pm
B3ta newsletter issue 729, out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Are these rubbish celebs Remain or Leave?
* BONUS QUIZ - Which animal do you sleep like?
* CONFESSIONS - "I drank my own piss"
Read newsletter 729
This Week:
* QUIZ - Are these rubbish celebs Remain or Leave?
* BONUS QUIZ - Which animal do you sleep like?
* CONFESSIONS - "I drank my own piss"
Read newsletter 729
published by rob on 27th Sep at 6pm
Enhanced Animals
Animals are great, but could they be better? Has evolution missed a trick by not giving a horse guns or a sheep incredibly long legs. Find out through the power of photo manipulation (not home veterinary surgery)
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Animals are great, but could they be better? Has evolution missed a trick by not giving a horse guns or a sheep incredibly long legs. Find out through the power of photo manipulation (not home veterinary surgery)
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set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 728 - out now! This Week:
* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
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* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
Read newsletter 728
published by rob on 21st Sep at 9am
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON - we've introduced a feature on the board so that your browser gets a notification if someone replies.
Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.
Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.
Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
posted by rob on 17th Sep at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 727 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Goth or Moth?
* CONFESSIONS - "I ate my son's Easter egg"
* BOT - Everything Is Cancelled - including YOU
Read newsletter 727
This Week:
* QUIZ - Goth or Moth?
* CONFESSIONS - "I ate my son's Easter egg"
* BOT - Everything Is Cancelled - including YOU
Read newsletter 727
published by rob on 16th Sep at 12am
Reinvent things better
Everyday items are great, but what if they were greater? Reinvent the things around you so they do the things they do, but better and more. Show us remote controlled pre buttered toasters, kettles that pour 5 different hot drinks at once and all sorts of other stuff.
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Everyday items are great, but what if they were greater? Reinvent the things around you so they do the things they do, but better and more. Show us remote controlled pre buttered toasters, kettles that pour 5 different hot drinks at once and all sorts of other stuff.
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set by HappyToast on 14th Sep at 3pm
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- * QUIZ - WHICH CELEB HAS THE MOST FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER?
- * EGGPOD - JOHN HIGGS DOES PAUL MCCARTNEY SOLO
- * FESSHOLE - PRONOUNCE 'BROCCOLI' AS 'BOLLOCKY'?
Film Anagrams
Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Pornalike Quiz
Oh come on. What do you think an quiz called "Pornalike Quiz" is going to be about? Kittens?
Kill Your Parents
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.
Notepad Invaders
Oh fuck. The aliens are coming. And this time they're from the planet biro.
Classical Look-a-likes
Fancied a bit of culture, so me and the missus popped down to the National Gallery...
Tim Hunkin
Cartoonist, inventor, and TV presenter Tim Hunkin is a very clever fellow. We wanted to get a glimpse inside his brain, but settled for tracking him down and asking a bunch of questions instead.
