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B3ta newsletter 791, out now
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
Read newsletter 791
published by rob on 15th Oct at 10pm
Saw 808 State last night
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and they dropped this banger in their set.
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linked to by Happosai on 17th Oct at 9am
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
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It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
See all 137 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 9th Oct at 2pm
New newsletter out now - issue 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
Read newsletter 790
published by rob on 8th Oct at 10pm
Off duty Bond
What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
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What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe.
See all 114 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 2nd Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 788, out now
"PANIC BUY B3TA NEWSLETTERS, WE BEG YOU, SOMEONE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
Read newsletter 788
"PANIC BUY B3TA NEWSLETTERS, WE BEG YOU, SOMEONE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
Read newsletter 788
published by rob on 24th Sep at 6pm
Nevermind
Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Sep at 7am
B3ta newsletter 787 out now:
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
Read newsletter 787
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
Read newsletter 787
published by rob on 17th Sep at 9pm
Home computing pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair dies aged 81
"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"
All flags at half-mast.
And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects usingphotoshop Rainbird Software's Art Studio.
"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"
All flags at half-mast.
And a reminder that the B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects using
posted by rob on 16th Sep at 7pm
MAKE TV AND FILM MORE BRITISH
Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
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Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
See all 212 images (open)
set by rob on 16th Sep at 11am
B3ta newsletter 786, out now
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
Read newsletter 786
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
Read newsletter 786
published by rob on 11th Sep at 12pm
Abba
ABBA are back so lets go to work on them. Funny photoshops, mash ups of their songs, hilarious puns, terrifying kaleidoscopic images, you know what you like.
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ABBA are back so lets go to work on them. Funny photoshops, mash ups of their songs, hilarious puns, terrifying kaleidoscopic images, you know what you like.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Sep at 8am
B3ta newsletter 785 out now
"Fans of bad sectors should have their hard drives checked"
This Week:
* MUSHYBEES - Sponsored run
* FESSHOLE - Best advice on fly-tippers ever
* CHALLENGE - Prince Andrew results
Read newsletter 785
"Fans of bad sectors should have their hard drives checked"
This Week:
* MUSHYBEES - Sponsored run
* FESSHOLE - Best advice on fly-tippers ever
* CHALLENGE - Prince Andrew results
Read newsletter 785
published by rob on 27th Aug at 7pm
Sainsburys Archive
Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. There's something for everyone to play with here https://sainsburyarchive.org.uk/
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Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. There's something for everyone to play with here https://sainsburyarchive.org.uk/
See all 51 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 21st Aug at 3pm
"Open this b3ta newsletter for a nostalgia wank about 2002"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate Prince Andrew
* NICHE MUSEUMS - small ones you can visit (in US)
* RAVING NOSTALGIA - R U on 1 matie?
Read newsletter 784
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate Prince Andrew
* NICHE MUSEUMS - small ones you can visit (in US)
* RAVING NOSTALGIA - R U on 1 matie?
Read newsletter 784
published by rob on 21st Aug at 2pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * QUIZ: CAN YOU SPOT THE MORE CLICKY HEADLINE?
- * CHALLENGE: POP GROUP ANIMALS
- * FESSHOLE: TOAST SECRETS UNVEILED
Pop Group Animals
It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Wilf Lunn
Wilf Lunn is a British national treasure and creative genius. We tracked him down and asked him pointless questions, only to find out the dangers of Dairylea Triangles and what girls get up to in the Hippodrome toilets.
