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(Ya What, Thu 22 Aug, 10:12, 6 replies)


(Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug, 18:08, 2 replies)
Don't look directly into the USB slot


(cumquat may, Mon 19 Aug, 5:33, 2 replies)
The Black Swan is on the next page.

(Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Aug, 12:55, 3 replies)
Holmes Under The Hammer

(Ninj, Thu 15 Aug, 16:58, 4 replies)


(monkeon, Thu 15 Aug, 12:30, 3 replies)


(loci, Thu 15 Aug, 12:12, 4 replies)
heh!

(Barbarossa, Thu 15 Aug, 9:27, 1 replies)
Shakin' Stephen


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(JaCk tHe BiScUiT, Wed 14 Aug, 10:08, 1 replies)
They're running out of days for romcom titles

(monkeon, Tue 13 Aug, 21:38, 4 replies)
Complete the joke "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and win a signed copy of his book.



As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.

We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.

Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.

Add your entries to this thread on the messageboard.

'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
posted by rob on 23rd Aug at 1pm
Theme to The Adventure Game
this makes me so happy I could go dancing around the offices and corridors. I think this may be on the playlist for my funeral.

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linked to by garidead on 23rd Aug at 12pm
Challenge
Everyday Effects
Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
See all 23 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 2pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 723 - out now.
This Week:
* SUNSETS - And how to find them
* VAMPIRES - More concentrated in the south UK
* DEEP FAKES - Uk politics blah blah blah
Read newsletter 723
published by rob on 16th Aug at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 722 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS
* SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG
* SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT
Read newsletter 722
published by rob on 11th Aug at 7pm
Challenge
Unlikely Movie Adaptations
The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so lets give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at.
See all 54 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 10th Aug at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 721 - out now!
* MAN CHESTS - that look like human faces
* PHOTOS - that move just like real-life
* PUBS - mapped to nearest tube station
Read newsletter 721
published by rob on 3rd Aug at 11pm
Challenge
Summer Special
It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
See all 55 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 2nd Aug at 3pm
Challenge
Political Sitcoms
Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead. Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
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set by HappyToast on 28th Jul at 7am
Challenge
Letter Change Music
It's a words and music week, pick a song or album and replace a letter to make a new word and ideally a funny. It's a letter change music challenge.
See all 143 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 19th Jul at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 720 - out now!
This Week:
* QUIZ - Spot the art from the comment
* CONFESS - Tell us your terrible sins
* JEREMY *UNT - What's his name again?
Read newsletter 720
published by rob on 14th Jul at 9pm
Challenge
Thinstagram
We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
See all 30 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 13th Jul at 2pm
Challenge
Modernise TV shows
We're updating TV shows this week, reboot them with more culturally relevant themes. Modernise TV!
See all 55 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 5th Jul at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 719 - out now!
This Week:
* QUIZ - Is this a pipe?
* DRUGS - Gove finally takes them for you
* BALLS - Photos of Hitler's balls in 4D
Read newsletter 719
published by rob on 28th Jun at 9pm
Challenge
Art Mashup
Take a famous painting or sculpture or arty thing and put it or part of it in to another painting or sculpture or arty thing. It's a b3ta art mashup
See all 74 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 28th Jun at 3pm
Challenge
Spielberg
We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
See all 92 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 23rd Jun at 1pm