A box I made using green Rizla gums.
God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.
This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.
A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.
I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.
Too brown version
(brb, Wed 17 Feb, 23:06, 5 replies)
God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.
This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.
A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.
I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.
Too brown version
(brb, Wed 17 Feb, 23:06, 5 replies)
Robot Pop
Daft Punk have called it quits, so there's a huge gap in the pop robot market. Give us some replacements in the form of puns, photoshops and gifs. ACDC and Robbie the Robot Williams might be a good place to start.
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Daft Punk have called it quits, so there's a huge gap in the pop robot market. Give us some replacements in the form of puns, photoshops and gifs. ACDC and Robbie the Robot Williams might be a good place to start.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Feb at 8am
That Cyriac bloke's cat
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B3ta newsletter 760 - out now:
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* BUTTYSTICK - Ver 3.0 released you lucky peeps
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* OH GOD - A lockdown song (but kinda ok)
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published by rob on 26th Feb at 6pm
Dinosaur Internet
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set by HappyToast on 21st Feb at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 759 - out now.
* RESEARCH - Does buying into Spotify playlists work?
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* RESEARCH - Does buying into Spotify playlists work?
* SWEARCLOCK RELAUNCHED - Crowdsourced time-wank
* PICTURES - that move with the power of animation
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published by rob on 19th Feb at 5pm
Boxes
One word challenge - Boxes. Do your thing.
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One word challenge - Boxes. Do your thing.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Feb at 10am
B3ta newsletter 758 - oh look what the cat dragged in - a fucking newsletter.
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published by rob on 9th Feb at 7pm
Extend a name
Take the name of a famous person or a place or a thing and extend the end in to something else. Like Damon Albarnowl, Leonardo DiCapriodejaneiro or Henry Cavillage.
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Take the name of a famous person or a place or a thing and extend the end in to something else. Like Damon Albarnowl, Leonardo DiCapriodejaneiro or Henry Cavillage.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Feb at 12pm
Unwanted Spin Offs
In a desperate attempt to cling on to viewers of popular shows and movies, TV and Hollywood seem to be giving every character and their dog their own spin off. Show us the worst options they could go for.
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In a desperate attempt to cling on to viewers of popular shows and movies, TV and Hollywood seem to be giving every character and their dog their own spin off. Show us the worst options they could go for.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jan at 11am
Modernise Games
Old games keep getting re-released which often shows how times have changed. What would Pacman look like if it was released in this Covid age? Would Jet Set Willy now be all about hedge funds? Let us know with pictures and animations.
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Old games keep getting re-released which often shows how times have changed. What would Pacman look like if it was released in this Covid age? Would Jet Set Willy now be all about hedge funds? Let us know with pictures and animations.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Jan at 12pm
Bowie
5 years since we lost the thin white duke, give us a week of your best Bowie.
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5 years since we lost the thin white duke, give us a week of your best Bowie.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Jan at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 757, out now - Happy New Year to our reader.
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published by rob on 8th Jan at 6pm
B3TENET
In Chris Nolan's Tenet they send objects back in time by magically "inverting" them and burying them in the ground. Like reverse Archaeology. It's rubbish. We can do better. Send modern day objects back in time for lols, with the power of photoshop.
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In Chris Nolan's Tenet they send objects back in time by magically "inverting" them and burying them in the ground. Like reverse Archaeology. It's rubbish. We can do better. Send modern day objects back in time for lols, with the power of photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Jan at 3pm
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Daft Punk have called it quits, so there's a huge gap in the pop robot market. Give us some replacements in the form of puns, photoshops and gifs. ACDC and Robbie the Robot Williams might be a good place to start.
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