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Patrick Moore playing major scales on his locally sourced, sustainable marimba fish

(patella, Mon 19 Nov, 2:19, 7 replies)

(atomic, Sat 17 Nov, 1:29, 7 replies)
Ronseal World Leaders

(Ninj, Fri 16 Nov, 13:36, 2 replies)
Finally got a worthy entry, I think.

(JimmerUK, Thu 15 Nov, 23:48, 3 replies)
Huey Lewis and the News

(LS18, Thu 15 Nov, 19:58, 3 replies)

(@man, Thu 15 Nov, 13:10, 2 replies)

(monkeon, Wed 14 Nov, 21:42, 5 replies)

(Ninj, Wed 14 Nov, 19:50, 8 replies)
how about a non stick pan?

(The Twisted Omentum, Wed 14 Nov, 16:19, 2 replies)
Ohhh, that reminds me!

(PedroHin, Wed 14 Nov, 14:45, 2 replies)
B3ta newsletter 702 - out now, featuring Kunt & The Gang launching his autobiography. Yay.
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published by rob on 17th Nov at 10am
Bjork talking about her TV
Curiously captivating. I love how delicate the Icelandic accent is.

(GC from ten years ago but h'whatever.)

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linked to by Extinct Jesus Dossier on 19th Nov at 11am
Replace an instrument
Grab a picture of a musician, remove their musical instrument and replace it with anything that tickles you.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Nov at 9pm
It's been 12 years since the last Ronseal challenge so we're doing another one. Toilet Duck. Fairy Liquid. Ginger Nuts. Fishermen's Friends. None of them do what they say on the tin... but what if all products actually did? Show us that world... again
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set by HappyToast on 9th Nov at 1pm
This is the Friday newsletter - Yes it IS Friday. Your calendar is wrong.
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published by rob on 6th Nov at 2pm
Take a sportsman and a connected familiar phrase or thing and blend them together to make a Sportmanteau. Like Usain Bolt Cutters, Andy Murray Mints or Frank Bruno Brookes. It's Sportmanteaus!
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set by HappyToast on 2nd Nov at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 700, out now - Here's it is. Issue 700. Stuff to the lungs with b3ta gloop.
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published by rob on 27th Oct at 4pm
Animal Halloween
Halloween is almost upon us, but why should humans be the only ones enjoying scary movies, dressing up as ghouls and stuffing ourselves with sweets? Lets give the animal kingdom the full Halloween treatment.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Oct at 8am
Holy Shit It's Friday - and it's the b3ta fucking newsletter. Get in!
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published by rob on 20th Oct at 8pm
One word challenge - Buttons
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 698 - out now. Completely with loads of b3ta projects, some jokes and some not bad challenges. GET STUCK IN.
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published by rob on 13th Oct at 5pm
Monster Films
There's never enough monster movies, so lets make all the normal films feature classic creatures from horror cinema. Show us Dracula getting his teeth in to Rambo:First Blood, photoshop a poster for "And Godzilla Created Woman" and make us weep with The Diary of Anne Frankenstein.
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set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 697 now now - Good newsletter this week. 3 or 4 good b3ta projects, a good image challenge. Monkeon's got a game - there's someone demanding an invoice be paid in song which is rather relatable and Swede is doing his mash-up business.
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published by rob on 6th Oct at 11am
Merge Music
Pick some singers or bands with a matching part of their name and photoshop them together. What would Frank Sinitta or the Chemical Bros look like and what music delights would they produce?
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set by HappyToast on 6th Oct at 9am
B3ta newsletter 696 - out now. Britain's longest running newsletter is BACK BACK BACK. (If you don't count Popbitch)
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published by rob on 29th Sep at 10am
Film Sequels
Unbelievably we've never actually done a film sequels challenge. So this is it! Give us your "Schindler's Other List", your "12 Angry Men And A Baby" and your "Return of the Jedi Returns"
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set by HappyToast on 28th Sep at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 695 - out now. Holy sex balls Batman, it's the B3ta fucking newsletter. Seriously we recommend you check out the first link made my Monkeon. It's a theme tune mash up toy and it's brilliant.
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published by rob on 22nd Sep at 12pm
Pop Adverts
Pop songs and singers are always being signed up for adverts, but there are loads of opportunities that have been missed. Where's Sinitta's "So Paxo", John Lydon's "Anchory in the UK" or George Michael's "Careless Wispa"? Combine songs and products in ways that make us laugh and which inevitably become real when the ad agencies read this.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 6pm