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Peas

(b0rk3d, Wed 20 Jan, 12:23, 1 replies)
old and bitter

(dirk speedrift, Tue 19 Jan, 16:47, 6 replies)
Quick one on MSPaint.
Click for bigger (182 kb)
(Not an onanist, honestly, Tue 19 Jan, 12:41, 2 replies)
Fashion

(monkeon, Sun 17 Jan, 17:54, 4 replies)
new flavour line!!1

(ropie, Thu 14 Jan, 22:59, 7 replies)
SATIRES

de-ris
(monkeon, Tue 12 Jan, 23:53, 5 replies)
Fashions

(HappyToast, Tue 12 Jan, 21:13, 17 replies)
Good to see Brian Blessed setting an example by wearing a mask

(Dr.Dunno, Mon 11 Jan, 18:48, 6 replies)
Laters.

(Captain Howdy, Sat 9 Jan, 16:16, 4 replies)
A Very B3ta Attempted Coup

I was just going to do Furtive for the old timers, but got carried away.
(monkeon, Fri 8 Jan, 22:52, 24 replies)
Challenge
Modernise Games
Old games keep getting re-released which often shows how times have changed. What would Pacman look like if it was released in this Covid age? Would Jet Set Willy now be all about hedge funds? Let us know with pictures and animations.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Jan at 12pm
when memes collide I made this!

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created by shardcore on 21st Jan at 6pm
Challenge
Bowie
5 years since we lost the thin white duke, give us a week of your best Bowie.
See all 63 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 9th Jan at 1pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 757, out now - Happy New Year to our reader.
Read newsletter 757
published by rob on 8th Jan at 6pm
Challenge
B3TENET
In Chris Nolan's Tenet they send objects back in time by magically "inverting" them and burying them in the ground. Like reverse Archaeology. It's rubbish. We can do better. Send modern day objects back in time for lols, with the power of photoshop.
See all 48 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 4th Jan at 3pm
Remember to buy the track Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t this Christmas so it's no 1. There's a chance it might even work - it's no 3 in the mid weeks. Well done Kunt! UPDATE: He reached no 5. Not bad really.
posted by rob on 22nd Dec at 3pm
Challenge
Winter Albums
Who doesn't love it when artists shove sleigh bells on a song just to make it sell more at Christmas? Lets do the same with their artwork. Give all your favourite album covers a Wintery/Christmassy feel.
See all 97 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 21st Dec at 9am
Challenge
Bad Goodies
What if Kevin McCallister in Home Alone was actually a serial killer? Swap film roles about and imagine famous bad guys in good guy roles. Give us Freddy Krueger as Iron Man and stuff.
See all 52 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 14th Dec at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 756 out now - featuring a sentient ham that knows how many wanks you've had, a quiz about leopards and a small stone that never stops screaming. Maybe.
Read newsletter 756
published by rob on 11th Dec at 7pm
Challenge
Celebrity Products
It's almost Christmas and all the celebs are getting their crappy branded perfumes and products on the shelves. Lets add to the piles of future landfill by coming up with some more. Give us celebrity name pun product lols.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Dec at 11am
Challenge
90s memes
Take popular internet memes and give them a 90s twist.
Like atomic's distracted recording format.
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set by HappyToast on 30th Nov at 9pm
Challenge
Pop Superheroes
Dolly Parton has helped fund a Covid vaccine and does crazy amounts of charity work, what other heroes and superheroes are hiding in the pop world? Show us your favourite pop stars and bands saving the world from wrongs (spandex and special powers optional).
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 10am