* AI ART - For sale, at last
* FESSHOLE - Improving charity shop donations
* TEST - Are YOU going bald? SPOILER: YES!
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As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work. But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
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Think of a painter, sculptor or video installationist and do a funny with their name. Give us your best artist puns.
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Put animals in famous adverts or make adverts for stuff that animals would buy. Make Animal Ads!
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* SNAP! Can you tell which pics have "same energy"?
* BILL DRUMMOND - Writes play about Fesshole. Really
* BOT - "I'm A Covidiot, Get Me Out Of Here"
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Song Spoonerisms - swap letters or sounds about in song titles for hilarious effect, like Batch my sick up or Hairway to Steven, then make up a picture for it.
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Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change? Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
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Imagine famous albums were made during lockdown. Make famous album art with stuff around the house, give us lockdown LP puns, or just show us musicians working from home under these stressful conditions.
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* SMASH ROBOTS - Singing about drugs at last
* CAT - Performs Led Zeppelin classic
* CASSETTEBOY - Makes LP and you should buy it
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Add more balance to TV by making the exact opposite shows. Yesterday's World, Answer Time etc
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It'd be Freddie Mercury's birthday this week, so lets spend a few days photoshopping and giffing the band Queen.
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Budget supermarkets often sell their own version of popular products with a similar or witty name. Let's come up with our own. Re-brand Kit Kats, Coca Cola and Big Macs with our own terrible puns.
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This Week:
* HASTAG GAMES - Ruined with technology
* SHIPPING FORECAST - Acid House remix
* AI MARVEL CHARACTERS - Your chance to name them
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Jobs for Fictional Characters
As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work. But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
How To Poach An Egg
Tackling the controversial subject of poaching eggs. Including the revolutionary "clingfilm" method.
Winner or Sinner
London readers will know the Winner or Sinner guy. He stands outside Oxford Circus preaching the word of God to disinterested commuters. B3ta correspondent Kirk Rutter has done the unthinkable, and approached him for an interview.
