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I reckon this has got to count.

(JimmerUK, Tue 16 Oct, 16:46, 5 replies)
Walking in the aaaarrrrghh

((a)lexistwit, Tue 16 Oct, 3:40, 4 replies)
"I wish I were big"

(monkeon, Mon 15 Oct, 21:31, 2 replies)
Before you die. You see.

(i124nk8, Mon 15 Oct, 16:53, 1 replies)


(Scumbrian, Mon 15 Oct, 15:27, 3 replies)
The Vampire Bites Neck

((a)lexistwit, Mon 15 Oct, 1:34, 4 replies)
No public bath is safe in Paddington

(Scumbrian, Sat 13 Oct, 14:06, 2 replies)
Bin dun?


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(Wee Red Bird, Sat 13 Oct, 11:23, 5 replies)
"Maybe if I poke it with this..."

(Pizopop, Sat 13 Oct, 1:41, 5 replies)


(Tribs, Fri 12 Oct, 20:28, 5 replies)
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 698 - out now. Completely with loads of b3ta projects, some jokes and some not bad challenges. GET STUCK IN.
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published by rob on 13th Oct at 5pm
You big hairy arse. F you, F your effing wife.I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole
20 year ago, IDK why I'm still laughing. "You Bastard, You Fecker, You bollocks, Get your bollocks out of my face!"... "Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns."

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linked to by SockCooker on 16th Oct at 10pm
Challenge
Monster Films
There's never enough monster movies, so lets make all the normal films feature classic creatures from horror cinema. Show us Dracula getting his teeth in to Rambo:First Blood, photoshop a poster for "And Godzilla Created Woman" and make us weep with The Diary of Anne Frankenstein.
See all 100 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 697 now now - Good newsletter this week. 3 or 4 good b3ta projects, a good image challenge. Monkeon's got a game - there's someone demanding an invoice be paid in song which is rather relatable and Swede is doing his mash-up business.
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published by rob on 6th Oct at 11am
Challenge
Merge Music
Pick some singers or bands with a matching part of their name and photoshop them together. What would Frank Sinitta or the Chemical Bros look like and what music delights would they produce?
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set by HappyToast on 6th Oct at 9am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 696 - out now. Britain's longest running newsletter is BACK BACK BACK. (If you don't count Popbitch)
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published by rob on 29th Sep at 10am
Challenge
Film Sequels
Unbelievably we've never actually done a film sequels challenge. So this is it! Give us your "Schindler's Other List", your "12 Angry Men And A Baby" and your "Return of the Jedi Returns"
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set by HappyToast on 28th Sep at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 695 - out now. Holy sex balls Batman, it's the B3ta fucking newsletter. Seriously we recommend you check out the first link made my Monkeon. It's a theme tune mash up toy and it's brilliant.
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published by rob on 22nd Sep at 12pm
Challenge
Pop Adverts
Pop songs and singers are always being signed up for adverts, but there are loads of opportunities that have been missed. Where's Sinitta's "So Paxo", John Lydon's "Anchory in the UK" or George Michael's "Careless Wispa"? Combine songs and products in ways that make us laugh and which inevitably become real when the ad agencies read this.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Sep at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 694 - out now. Featuring some extremely whimsical filler about the Sisters Of Mercy that was written whilst procrastinating about something else. Hell, you gonna click that? YES YOU WILL.
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published by rob on 15th Sep at 1pm
Challenge
Typo Websites
We're clumsily typing urls and seeing what lols we get this week. Misspell your favourite websites and photoshop the imagined results. Show us what b4ta, Feddit, and Yapoo might look like (actually skip that last one).
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set by HappyToast on 14th Sep at 2pm
Challenge
Signs of the apocalypse
What are the signs of the apocalypse? Global warming, political unrest, sure.. but what about the actual signs we'll be seeing on our highstreet, the adverts, the road markings and the buy one get one free on survival gear posters. Show us how the apocalypse (or Brexit) will be signposted in all its forms.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Sep at 8am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 693 - out now. Quiz from Mr Monkeon, Trump thingie from Happy Toast and Ringo Motivation Posters from CCC. GET IN!
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published by rob on 7th Sep at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter out now - packed with b3ta projects and the best shit off the web. It's good and you should read it and tell your friends so there.
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published by rob on 2nd Sep at 4pm
Challenge
Wrong Plurals - Films
We're putting the wrong plurals on films this week, change multiples to singles and vice versa. So give us your Jaw, your Schindler's Lists and your Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird
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set by HappyToast on 30th Aug at 8pm
Newsletter
Listen-up cyber cunts it's the fucking newsletter ok? - this week filled with bollocks and toss and piss and wee. Actually it's ok. Read it. Ignore it. It's all up to you.
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published by rob on 24th Aug at 10pm
Challenge
British Computer games
We're making British Computer Games this week. Reskin and mod your favourite games to have a UK theme. Show us your Black Cab Crazy Taxis and Sonic the squashed hedgehogs.
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set by HappyToast on 24th Aug at 6pm
Just given the Twitter feed @b3ta_links a poke to get it working again - in theory it will now. Make sure you follow it - if you use Twitter - for the best links from our links board. Fuck yeah.
posted by rob on 22nd Aug at 10pm
Newsletter
Happy Leap Friday! A whole extra Friday to be late for. B3ta newsletter - out now.
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published by rob on 18th Aug at 7pm
Challenge
Remove a letter from LPs
Pick a favourite album and remove a letter so it makes you lol. Easy!
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set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 2pm