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The banjo cunt

(monkeon, Sun 7 Mar, 14:18, 3 replies)
Not enough money for those pesky nurses.

(JimmerUK, Fri 5 Mar, 14:36, 7 replies)
Justified Ancients of Noo Noo

(Dick Wonder, Thu 4 Mar, 20:30, 3 replies)
Buckingham Palace to investigate claims Meghan bullied staff

(JimmerUK, Thu 4 Mar, 12:12, 7 replies)

(HappyToast, Thu 4 Mar, 8:53, 3 replies)
You can call me HAL

(Ballymoran, Thu 4 Mar, 0:49, 2 replies)
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(Dr.Dunno, Wed 3 Mar, 21:41, 6 replies)

(AdrianJ, Wed 3 Mar, 21:19, 5 replies)

(Dr.Dunno, Wed 3 Mar, 16:08, 9 replies)
They Might Be Iron Giants

(Octo, Wed 3 Mar, 14:30, 8 replies)
B3ta newsletter 761 - out now. Good newsletter this week, such excellent stuff from Monkeon and Matt Round. Also the challenge - you've all pulled out the stops and it's brilliant.
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published by rob on 5th Mar at 3pm
The Fabulous Bingo Bros
Zoot Money and John Halsey, from Rutland Weekend Television

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linked to by Ambegris on 7th Mar at 12am
Really shit news about Mushybees - the C word but not the fun one. Stage 4. We're raising a bit of cash so she can spend it how the fuck she likes because she deserves it.
posted by rob on 5th Mar at 1pm
Robot Pop
Daft Punk have called it quits, so there's a huge gap in the pop robot market. Give us some replacements in the form of puns, photoshops and gifs. ACDC and Robbie the Robot Williams might be a good place to start.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Feb at 8am
B3ta newsletter 760 - out now:
* BUTTYSTICK - Ver 3.0 released you lucky peeps
* SPOOKY TUBE RECORDING - 'The Nothing Line'
* OH GOD - A lockdown song (but kinda ok)
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published by rob on 26th Feb at 6pm
Dinosaur Internet
What if Dinosaurs had the internet? Show us how T Rex and all his mates would get on with Jurassic Spotify, Facebook and online shopping.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Feb at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 759 - out now.
* RESEARCH - Does buying into Spotify playlists work?
* SWEARCLOCK RELAUNCHED - Crowdsourced time-wank
* PICTURES - that move with the power of animation
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published by rob on 19th Feb at 5pm
One word challenge - Boxes. Do your thing.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Feb at 10am
B3ta newsletter 758 - oh look what the cat dragged in - a fucking newsletter.
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published by rob on 9th Feb at 7pm
Extend a name
Take the name of a famous person or a place or a thing and extend the end in to something else. Like Damon Albarnowl, Leonardo DiCapriodejaneiro or Henry Cavillage.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Feb at 12pm
Unwanted Spin Offs
In a desperate attempt to cling on to viewers of popular shows and movies, TV and Hollywood seem to be giving every character and their dog their own spin off. Show us the worst options they could go for.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jan at 11am
Modernise Games
Old games keep getting re-released which often shows how times have changed. What would Pacman look like if it was released in this Covid age? Would Jet Set Willy now be all about hedge funds? Let us know with pictures and animations.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Jan at 12pm
5 years since we lost the thin white duke, give us a week of your best Bowie.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Jan at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 757, out now - Happy New Year to our reader.
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published by rob on 8th Jan at 6pm
In Chris Nolan's Tenet they send objects back in time by magically "inverting" them and burying them in the ground. Like reverse Archaeology. It's rubbish. We can do better. Send modern day objects back in time for lols, with the power of photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Jan at 3pm