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Bin done?

(S4RK, Sun 24 Sep, 10:12, 7 replies)
Text On A Picture

(JauntyArt, Sat 23 Sep, 23:18, 2 replies)
Remember to sort your pets on bin day

(plankton, Fri 22 Sep, 18:00, 5 replies)
*waves hello*

(eclectech, Fri 22 Sep, 10:05, 8 replies)

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Hello, it's bin a while.
(Hibbyz, Thu 21 Sep, 17:02, 2 replies)
Scrolling the internet at 3 in the morning knowing I've got to get up for work in 4hrs

(Paul_P, Wed 20 Sep, 11:25, 4 replies)
"Great party, isn't it?"

(monkeon, Tue 19 Sep, 22:53, 0 replies)
"I'm your number one fan!"

(monkeon, Tue 19 Sep, 22:47, 1 replies)
Yes, it's a pearoast

(plankton, Fri 15 Sep, 22:29, 2 replies)
Bunny Boiler
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(Octo, Thu 14 Sep, 12:10, 2 replies)
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 879, out now
"THIS WEBSITE HAS PIVOTED TO 2/3RDS BIN CONTENT"
This Week:
* BINS - the Seven Bins Sunak game
* CRISP SANDWICH DAY - the revenge of carbs
* NEW CHALLENGE - it's one word, can you guess?
Read newsletter 879
published by rob on 22nd Sep at 9pm
a birthday present from
almost as far back as when i first wandered through here

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linked to by parsley on 25th Sep at 10pm
Challenge
BINS!
Rishi Sunak wants to take our beautiful bin collection away. We say MORE BINS. So, it's a one-word-challenge this week: BINS!
See all 42 images (open)
set by monkeon on 22nd Sep at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 878, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT ALWAYS COMES WITH A SUPERMARKET YELLOW STICKER"
This Week:
* BRITISH SEASIDE SIMULATOR - experience rain
* BAKED BEANS - the full nauseating results
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - the horror of politics
Read newsletter 878
published by rob on 15th Sep at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 877, out now
"STICK THIS IN YOUR EMAIL PIPE AND SMOKE IT BABY"
This Week:
* AUTOGRAPH QUIZ - worth the paper they are written on?
* WEEBL - Celebrate 20 years of Badger Badger
* FESSHOLE BOOK TWO - pre-order now
Read newsletter 877
published by rob on 11th Sep at 6pm
Challenge
The Horrors of Parliament
Could iconic horror characters do any worse at running our country than the current shitshow? Let's see what would happen if Pinhead is put in charge of the budget, or Frankenstein was made Prime Minister. Let's mash up horror and politics.
See all 105 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Sep at 1pm
Congratulations to Jonti Picking for 20 years of Badger Badger Badger - he tells us, "Posting on b3ta first as this is where it all started. Hope you enjoy it."
posted by rob on 2nd Sep at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 876, out now
"PLAY^D^D^D^D IMAGINE THE QUIZ 'VAN MORRISON OR MORRISONS VAN' COZ WE AIN'T MAKING IT"
This Week:
* OMG - IS IT REALLY 20 YEARS OF BADGER BADGER?
* READ - The 'Deathstar Express'
* PLAY - Some sort of Countdown thingie
Read newsletter 876
published by rob on 1st Sep at 6pm
Challenge
Beans!
It's a one word challenge this week. They're good for your heart and the more you eat the more you fart... let's photoshop BEANS.
See all 74 images (open)
set by monkeon on 27th Aug at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 875, out now
"OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER OR ELSE WE'LL KEEP WRITING THEM"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - Winner announced
* BEST OF FESSHOLE - each week, every week
* REAL NAME SPOONERISM - mend us sore
Read newsletter 875
published by rob on 25th Aug at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 874, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER FAILED ITS A-LEVELS AND IS GOING TO SCUNTHORPE POLYTECHNIC TO STUDY BISCUIT TECHNOLOGY"
This Week:
* GAME - Can you 'Clone-a Lisa'?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Shrinkflation
* TOY - Generation mediaeval beasties
Read newsletter 874
published by rob on 18th Aug at 11pm
FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS - if you want to see your newsletter editor making an idiot of himself and talking through Fesshole (and a bit of B3ta and Anon_Opin) plus the amusing chaos of audience confessions then here's the dates and tickets.

Walthamstow, Big Penny, 7 Sept 2023

Cambridge, Arts P, 11 Oct 2023

Nottingham, Saltbox, 15 Nov 2023

Leicester, Y Theatre, 10 Feb 2024

All tickets: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Do come and say hi.
posted by rob on 18th Aug at 2pm
Challenge
Shrink It
Let's fire up the b3ta shrink ray and show what happens when things get small.
See all 88 images (open)
set by monkeon on 14th Aug at 3pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 873, out now
"THIS NEWSLETTER HAS BEEN RENAMED 'TOILET ROLL EMOJI' - ADJUST YOUR TATTOOS NOW"
This Week:
* SUBMIT - Your ideas for stupid polls
* DRAW - in the 'reverse' colouring book
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Fesshole live coming to Notts
Read newsletter 873
published by rob on 11th Aug at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 872, out now
"WE'VE SYPHONED THE BEST OF THE INTERNET AND TURNED IT INTO A THIN SLURRY YOU CAN DRINK"
This Week:
* NEW CHALLENGE - Sci-fi crossovers
* DRINK DRIVING - like it's 1967
* SUBMIT - your novelty songs
Read newsletter 872
published by rob on 4th Aug at 6pm
Challenge
Sci-Fi : Cross The Streams
Star Wars and Star Trek fandoms don't like it when people get the two worlds muddled up. Let's add to that confusion and annoyance by mashing up sci-fi franchises. Pop Davros in Blade Runner, a lightsaber in 2001, a Sandworm in Kirk's ear, or whatever else you fancy photoshopping...
See all 100 images (open)
set by monkeon on 30th Jul at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 871, out now
This Week:
* QUIZ - Can you beat 'New Word Order'?
* ART - Submit your banana and have it judged
* TINY AWARDS - the complete horrifying results
Read newsletter 871
published by rob on 28th Jul at 8pm
FESSHOLE BOOK OFFER - Fesshole book on Kindle is 99p - absolutely sod all - get it now before the end of July when the price goes back up. BUY IT NOW
posted by rob on 25th Jul at 11am