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Post apocalypse Pat
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(Dr.Dunno, Sun 4 Dec, 1:12, 1 replies)
#sgtpepper2022
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Feel free to write your own - funnier - key, but here is the official one: twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1598621837281337344?s=46&t=AMUi-SD-qKbs4m7rGSJP_w
(Dr.Dunno, Thu 1 Dec, 23:28, 21 replies)
Did somebody say...

(Ninj, Thu 1 Dec, 19:16, 3 replies)
Happy candles!

(Ninj, Thu 1 Dec, 18:16, 3 replies)
I guess it's time to dig out the Advent Colander again...

(Andy_R, Wed 30 Nov, 21:20, 10 replies)
I made a new banner for my Twitter.
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(Rob T Firefly, Mon 28 Nov, 14:25, 3 replies)

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63782514
(The Porcupine From Purgatory, Mon 28 Nov, 13:59, 4 replies)
Delicious plate o' food guv'!

(Ninj, Sat 19 Nov, 16:50, 5 replies)
no reason

(The Twisted Omentum, Sat 19 Nov, 11:32, 3 replies)

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(corington, Fri 18 Nov, 16:04, 3 replies)
Challenge
Cyborgs
Elon Musk is experimenting on monkeys sticking microchips in their heads so the ones that survive the ordeal can play Pong. What other madcap fun and games surrounds the world of cyborgery. How would having robot bits help you in your life?
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set by HappyToast on 6th Dec at 4pm
Once you go Black

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linked to by hoppitygoestotown on 8th Dec at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 840, out now
"Newsletter, 21, flashes underboob in revealing ASCII selfies"
This Week:
* PHOTOSHOP - Sgt Pepper deathscape back, Back, BACK!
* VIDEO - Cassetteboy does scratchies
* INTERACTIVE - Some sort of Musk mockery
Read newsletter 840
published by rob on 2nd Dec at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 839, out now
"THE FOOTBALL WILL ONLY BE DISAPPOINTING, PLAY WITH US INSTEAD"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE: Food in Art
* BLOGS - Are they back? Did they go away?
* DR DUNNO - Launches his sitcom art book
Read newsletter 839
published by rob on 25th Nov at 9pm
Challenge
Food in Art
Add food to famous works of art, like soup cans to Andy Warhol's work or something.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 7am
Thank you to new B3ta newsletter sponsor Keith Ford - B3ta reader Keith Ford writes, "I ran out of Day books in my office, and saw shops wanted £20 for a new Moleskine so I designed a custom day book set out as I usual to keep track of everything. It just helps me organise my thinking, and stops me forgetting important things. It is on Amazon, so I thought I would have a go at punting it in the b3ta newsletter to sell a few." BUY A DAY BOOK
posted by rob on 19th Nov at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 838, out now
"FUCK ALAN SUGAR, FOLLOW B3TA ON MYSPACE"
This Week:
* BEST B3TA IMAGES - as posted this week
* BUY MATT ROUND - he's for sale, sort of
* MAKE AI POKEMON - if you like, no one is making you
Read newsletter 838
published by rob on 18th Nov at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 837, out now
"YOUR SHITTY WEB LOL UPDATES FROM A SINKING ISLAND"
This Week:
* TOY - Swearclock as talking web app
* VOTE - Decide your new PM using shitty clicks
* BUY A TICK - We're undercutting Elon!
Read newsletter 837
published by rob on 11th Nov at 8pm
BUY A TICK!

Thought we'd offer up a tick by your name on B3ta, just like Elon is offering but cheaper, as you can pay what you like, via donation. BTW: if you don't get your icon, which should be automatic, send me (rob) a gaz.
posted by rob on 7th Nov at 1pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 836, out now
"B3ta sold to Alan Sugar for £40"
This Week:
* BRUSH STROKES - The Art Of The Sitcom
* MATT HANCOCK - in horrible shit eating game
* FESSHOLE BOOK - finally OUT!
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published by rob on 5th Nov at 12am
Challenge
Break the internet
As Elon Musk threatens massive changes to Twitter that have him being attacked from all sides, what badly thought through ideas do you have for other websites? Audiences for YouTube? A check out lady scanning your items on Amazon? Break the functionality of the internet!
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set by HappyToast on 4th Nov at 11am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 835, out now
"What's lasted 174 times the length of Liz Truss's premiership and is equally damaging to the UK's reputation?"
THE B3TA NEWSLETTER
This Week:
* TOY - Slave To The Webcam
* SONG - About 'Agile' methodology
* CHALLENGE - the BBC in 100 years time
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published by rob on 21st Oct at 12am
Challenge
BBC200
It's the BBC's 100th anniversary, let's celebrate the fact by imagining all their shows a hundred years in the future!
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 2pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 834, out now
"Only four more Chancellors until Christmas"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Glove Puppets
* JOKES - And how they work
* FESSHOLE - Hey, it's a monthly best-of
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published by rob on 14th Oct at 7pm
Challenge
Glove Puppets
Emu, Basil Brush, Sooty and Sweep, we love glove puppets so lets spend some time fist deep in them.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Oct at 11am