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been messin' with 'a thing' for a couple of hours and now i'm getting off to bed...night night
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Balloons
Who doesn't like balloons? Birthday, Hot air, Weather, Barrage, Denied Spy Satellite, there's a balloon for everyone.
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Who doesn't like balloons? Birthday, Hot air, Weather, Barrage, Denied Spy Satellite, there's a balloon for everyone.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Feb at 7am
Quick one for Rob I made this!
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In last week's newsletter, Rob said "Next week we'd like to see the complete lyrics to Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now made out of smiley-faced bastards who work in HR." While I couldn't bear to spend as much time with the Smiths as I'd need to do a full length HKIMN you can have this two-liner for good measure. No idea if they work in HR, but they look like they might. :)
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created by merkinhead on 3rd Feb at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 847, out now
"Campaigning to rename cuddling as 'doing the human spoonipede' since 2001"
This Week:
* READ THIS - pop star who sang about plastic bags
* FILM - fly over Wales in a drone
* FESSHOLE - best of and last chance for tickets
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"Campaigning to rename cuddling as 'doing the human spoonipede' since 2001"
This Week:
* READ THIS - pop star who sang about plastic bags
* FILM - fly over Wales in a drone
* FESSHOLE - best of and last chance for tickets
Read newsletter 847
published by rob on 3rd Feb at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 846, out now
"AN EXCITING SUBJECT LINE THAT'LL INTRIGUE YOU INTO OPENING THIS JUNK"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Beano Universe results
* GAME - 'Not In My Back Yard' SimCity
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY - to newsletter sponsor Hebtro
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"AN EXCITING SUBJECT LINE THAT'LL INTRIGUE YOU INTO OPENING THIS JUNK"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Beano Universe results
* GAME - 'Not In My Back Yard' SimCity
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY - to newsletter sponsor Hebtro
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published by rob on 27th Jan at 10pm
Rabbits
It's the Year of the Rabbit, so lets celebrate our bunny friends.
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It's the Year of the Rabbit, so lets celebrate our bunny friends.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Jan at 7am
B3ta newsletter issue 844, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO 'I LOVE HORSES' MAGAZINE IS CONFIRMED"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Pop star jobs (results)
* TERRY HALL - Remembered
* EGGPOD - celebrates five years of broadpodding
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"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO 'I LOVE HORSES' MAGAZINE IS CONFIRMED"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Pop star jobs (results)
* TERRY HALL - Remembered
* EGGPOD - celebrates five years of broadpodding
Read newsletter 844
published by rob on 13th Jan at 10pm
DC Thomson Universe
DC comics have their massive film franchise, why can't DC Thomson, the UK home of The Dandy, Beano, Battle, Bunty and many more publications. Give Roger the Dodger and friends the Hollywood blockbuster treatment.
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DC comics have their massive film franchise, why can't DC Thomson, the UK home of The Dandy, Beano, Battle, Bunty and many more publications. Give Roger the Dodger and friends the Hollywood blockbuster treatment.
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set by HappyToast on 12th Jan at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 843, out now
"B3ta publishes 843th newsletter to distract you from Tory chaos"
This Week:
* MATT ROUND - His selling webpage gimmick worked?!
* KUNT - Storms the charts, well no 7, close enough
* FESSHOLE/HERRING - the podcast you didn't ask for
Read newsletter 843
"B3ta publishes 843th newsletter to distract you from Tory chaos"
This Week:
* MATT ROUND - His selling webpage gimmick worked?!
* KUNT - Storms the charts, well no 7, close enough
* FESSHOLE/HERRING - the podcast you didn't ask for
Read newsletter 843
published by rob on 6th Jan at 9pm
Pop Star Jobs
It's a new year, a time for change, when people consider a new career, even pop stars! Give famous musicians new jobs, show them what they could have been if they weren't jetting around doing songs.
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It's a new year, a time for change, when people consider a new career, even pop stars! Give famous musicians new jobs, show them what they could have been if they weren't jetting around doing songs.
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set by HappyToast on 1st Jan at 2pm
Scifi Christmas
It's Christmas, but how do space trek aliens celebrate it, or terminators or mad scientists? Show us your dream of a Sci-fi Christmas.
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It's Christmas, but how do space trek aliens celebrate it, or terminators or mad scientists? Show us your dream of a Sci-fi Christmas.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Dec at 7am
B3ta newsletter 842, out now
"If you open one b3ta newsletter this year, let it be this one"
This Week:
* 90s JOKE INTERNET - revived for your "lols"
* PRODUCTIVITY WEBSITES - now all blocked
* SUPPORT KUNT - F*ck the Tories for No 1
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"If you open one b3ta newsletter this year, let it be this one"
This Week:
* 90s JOKE INTERNET - revived for your "lols"
* PRODUCTIVITY WEBSITES - now all blocked
* SUPPORT KUNT - F*ck the Tories for No 1
Read newsletter 842
published by rob on 16th Dec at 11am
Thank you to REPEAT B3ta newsletter sponsor Keith Ford - B3ta reader Keith Ford writes, "I ran out of Day books in my office, and saw shops wanted £20 for a new Moleskine so I designed a custom day book set out as I usual to keep track of everything. It just helps me organise my thinking, and stops me forgetting important things. It is on Amazon, so I thought I would have a go at punting it in the b3ta newsletter to sell a few." BUY A DAY BOOK
posted by rob on 14th Dec at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 841, out now
"YOUR EMAIL IS ON STRIKE AND READING IT MAKES YOU A SCAB"
This Week:
* KUNT FOR NO 1 - with 'F*ck The Tories'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Food in art, results
* GO OUT - and do some nerd karaoke
Read newsletter 841
"YOUR EMAIL IS ON STRIKE AND READING IT MAKES YOU A SCAB"
This Week:
* KUNT FOR NO 1 - with 'F*ck The Tories'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Food in art, results
* GO OUT - and do some nerd karaoke
Read newsletter 841
published by rob on 9th Dec at 9pm
Cyborgs
Elon Musk is experimenting on monkeys sticking microchips in their heads so the ones that survive the ordeal can play Pong. What other madcap fun and games surrounds the world of cyborgery. How would having robot bits help you in your life?
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Elon Musk is experimenting on monkeys sticking microchips in their heads so the ones that survive the ordeal can play Pong. What other madcap fun and games surrounds the world of cyborgery. How would having robot bits help you in your life?
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set by HappyToast on 6th Dec at 4pm
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- * READ THIS - POP STAR WHO SANG ABOUT PLASTIC BAGS
- * FILM - FLY OVER WALES IN A DRONE
- * FESSHOLE - BEST OF AND LAST CHANCE FOR TICKETS
Balloons
Who doesn't like balloons? Birthday, Hot air, Weather, Barrage, Denied Spy Satellite, there's a balloon for everyone.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Kunt and the Gang
We talk to the greatest living songwriter of his generation. We are not worthy.
