Party time in the cabinet office
Presence of penguins unconfirmed, but they were more fun to add than corrupt politicians.
(eclectech, Tue 25 Jan, 0:00, 11 replies)
Presence of penguins unconfirmed, but they were more fun to add than corrupt politicians.
(eclectech, Tue 25 Jan, 0:00, 11 replies)
Sneaky peak at this weeks Sue Gray report, overlooked by Boris Johnson... 🤔
(Bod-, Mon 24 Jan, 18:18, 5 replies)
(Bod-, Mon 24 Jan, 18:18, 5 replies)
He has much more feminine arms than you might imagine.
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B3ta newsletter 803, out now
"I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON'T DO THAT(CHER)"
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"I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON'T DO THAT(CHER)"
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published by rob on 22nd Jan at 11am
When someone leaves a teabag in the sink.
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It's B3ta newsletter issue 802
"DON'T OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER UNTIL SUE GRAY HAS FINISHED HER INVESTIGATION"
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published by rob on 14th Jan at 9pm
It's out - B3ta newsletter issue 801
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT NOMINATES *YOU* FOR THE PEDAL BIN, EVERY WEEK"
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* SWEARDLE - play a shit but rude version of Wordle
* READ THIS - Confessions of an Almost Rock Star
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published by rob on 7th Jan at 7pm
Modernize Films
Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
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Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
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Predict 2022
It's a new year, full of possibilities. Put on your fortune telling hat and show us what you think will happen in 2022. Who will win, who will lose, what tech will appear, what films will get made and will humanity still be around by the end of it?
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It's a new year, full of possibilities. Put on your fortune telling hat and show us what you think will happen in 2022. Who will win, who will lose, what tech will appear, what films will get made and will humanity still be around by the end of it?
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B3ta newsletter 800 - out now
This Week:
* HELP KUNT - get to no. 1 in the charts & our hearts
* WHERE'S BONO? - Topical online game for 2021
* DEATHS OF THE YEAR - as is traditional
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This Week:
* HELP KUNT - get to no. 1 in the charts & our hearts
* WHERE'S BONO? - Topical online game for 2021
* DEATHS OF THE YEAR - as is traditional
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published by rob on 22nd Dec at 6pm
Celebrity Christmas Cards
Celebrity Christmas Cards, Christmas Cards with Celebrities on them and maybe a pun. Go on.
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Celebrity Christmas Cards, Christmas Cards with Celebrities on them and maybe a pun. Go on.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Dec at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 799, out now:
"Your subscription to 'giving a shit about anything ever' has lapsed"
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* IMAGINARY PAINT COLOURS - from Rock'n'Roll names
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* GAME - Practise 'having a girlfriend' simulator
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"Your subscription to 'giving a shit about anything ever' has lapsed"
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* IMAGINARY PAINT COLOURS - from Rock'n'Roll names
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* GAME - Practise 'having a girlfriend' simulator
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published by rob on 10th Dec at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 798, out now
"8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WRITING THE B3TA NEWSLETTER REJECTED BY DISNEY+"
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* KUNT'S VIDEO - it's out!
* MONSTER PUN AMNESTY - challenge results
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"8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WRITING THE B3TA NEWSLETTER REJECTED BY DISNEY+"
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* KUNT'S VIDEO - it's out!
* MONSTER PUN AMNESTY - challenge results
* FESSHOLE - let's link to the best of. Yay.
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published by rob on 3rd Dec at 9pm
Religious Movies
It's Christmas so lets have some religious movies. Shows us some Biblical blockbusters and faith filled films.
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It's Christmas so lets have some religious movies. Shows us some Biblical blockbusters and faith filled films.
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Dec at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 797, out now
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
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* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
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"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
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published by rob on 26th Nov at 6pm
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- * JOHN PEEL ROULETTE - NOSTALGIA NOW EVEN EASIER
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- * YOUR EDITOR'S VIEW ON GET BACK - VIA A PLOPCAST
Modernize Films
Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films. Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Graham Rawle
Graham Rawle is the genius illustrator behind The Guardian's 'Lost Consonants'. We asked him about the series, and he responded with the low-down on linguistic mayhem and the fighting prowess of sardines.
