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Sabrina Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Boys Boys Boys
(I did this a year ago but forgot to post it on here)
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CANDLES DAY!!
To commemorate, here's a manual from the archives
(c_kick, Thu 25 May, 8:20, 10 replies)
To commemorate, here's a manual from the archives
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B3ta newsletter 863, out now
"TURN OFF PLAYING SCRABBLE ON YOUR PHONE AND READ THIS NEWSLETTER OK?"
This Week:
* NEW CHALLENGE - Expand art better than AI
* OLD IMAGES - Restored, amazing, really
* ALAN TURING - Leave flowers for him
Read newsletter 863
"TURN OFF PLAYING SCRABBLE ON YOUR PHONE AND READ THIS NEWSLETTER OK?"
This Week:
* NEW CHALLENGE - Expand art better than AI
* OLD IMAGES - Restored, amazing, really
* ALAN TURING - Leave flowers for him
Read newsletter 863
published by rob on 2nd Jun at 10pm
Old images restored - A few years back one of the third party images servers that supported B3ta went off line and we lost a lot of material. The good news is that we've found a chunk of it in the internet archive. Wil Haddon writes, "Looks like 11000 images have been copied over from b3tards though there were quite a lot of duplicates coming in for a while before I fixed that up. Still loads more missing but it's better than it was." So go and check out some old challenges like this Twitter one - loads of images are there. Not all. But lots.
posted by rob on 2nd Jun at 4pm
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posted by rob on 2nd Jun at 1pm
Expand Art
AI has been trying to take over our cultural history by lying about what's outside the frame of classic paintings. Help us to grab the AI by the Jackson Pollocks and expand classic works of art to show how it should be done.
See all 50 images (open)
AI has been trying to take over our cultural history by lying about what's outside the frame of classic paintings. Help us to grab the AI by the Jackson Pollocks and expand classic works of art to show how it should be done.
See all 50 images (open)
set by Sn0tters on 31st May at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 862, out now
"IF YOU SWAP 'REFLEX' FOR 'PENIS' IN THE DURAN SONG IT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER"
This Week:
* GAME - Play 'DayBrix' every damn day
* MORE GAMES - Get AI to tell you the password?
* BEST OF FESSHOLE - horrible fesses never stop
Read newsletter 862
"IF YOU SWAP 'REFLEX' FOR 'PENIS' IN THE DURAN SONG IT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER"
This Week:
* GAME - Play 'DayBrix' every damn day
* MORE GAMES - Get AI to tell you the password?
* BEST OF FESSHOLE - horrible fesses never stop
Read newsletter 862
published by rob on 26th May at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 861, out now
"DON'T READ THIS, TURN OFF YOUR PHONE, AND DO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING INSTEAD"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Beatles at War results
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Newcastle & London shows announced
* MERRY KINGMAS - To our new farty king
Read newsletter 861
"DON'T READ THIS, TURN OFF YOUR PHONE, AND DO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING INSTEAD"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Beatles at War results
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Newcastle & London shows announced
* MERRY KINGMAS - To our new farty king
Read newsletter 861
published by rob on 20th May at 1am
Eurovision Films
It's Eurovision weekend, so what better way to celebrate music than with a film challenge. Show us Bucks Fizz the movie and Quentin Tarantino's Boom Bang a bang.
See all 59 images (open)
It's Eurovision weekend, so what better way to celebrate music than with a film challenge. Show us Bucks Fizz the movie and Quentin Tarantino's Boom Bang a bang.
See all 59 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 12th May at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 860, out now
"B3TA INVITES YOU TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THIS NEWSLETTER WITH A 'BUM TRIBUTE'"
This Week:
* NEW CHALLENGE - The Beatles at WAR!
* ANIMATION - Sonic the Wolvo Hedgehog
* EGGPOD FEST - 500 ticket sales plus
Read newsletter 860
"B3TA INVITES YOU TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THIS NEWSLETTER WITH A 'BUM TRIBUTE'"
This Week:
* NEW CHALLENGE - The Beatles at WAR!
* ANIMATION - Sonic the Wolvo Hedgehog
* EGGPOD FEST - 500 ticket sales plus
Read newsletter 860
published by rob on 5th May at 9pm
The Beatles at War
A misread book title of "Great Military Beatles" has inspired this image challenge. Show us what happens when the Fab Four go to War.
See all 65 images (open)
A misread book title of "Great Military Beatles" has inspired this image challenge. Show us what happens when the Fab Four go to War.
See all 65 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 5th May at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 859, out now
"ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PISS A CHANCE"
This Week:
* OLD WEBSITE BOT - relive the Geocities-era
* KUNT UPDATE - Get ready to buy the single
* SOCIAL MEDIA - Finally without humans
Read newsletter 859
"ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PISS A CHANCE"
This Week:
* OLD WEBSITE BOT - relive the Geocities-era
* KUNT UPDATE - Get ready to buy the single
* SOCIAL MEDIA - Finally without humans
Read newsletter 859
published by rob on 28th Apr at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 858, out now
"THE TYPE OF CONTENT YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT"
This Week:
* FART-O-TRON 5000 - flatulence automated
* TOOL - 'Iconic' muser detector
* NEW CHALLENGE - Elon 'invents'. Should go well
Read newsletter 858
"THE TYPE OF CONTENT YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT"
This Week:
* FART-O-TRON 5000 - flatulence automated
* TOOL - 'Iconic' muser detector
* NEW CHALLENGE - Elon 'invents'. Should go well
Read newsletter 858
published by rob on 21st Apr at 5pm
Elon Invents
Elon Musk has fingers in a lot of pies with varying results. Perhaps he's spreading himself too thin or perhaps he's not multi-tasking enough? Show us what would happen if Elon Re-invents everything.
See all 50 images (open)
Elon Musk has fingers in a lot of pies with varying results. Perhaps he's spreading himself too thin or perhaps he's not multi-tasking enough? Show us what would happen if Elon Re-invents everything.
See all 50 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 21st Apr at 7am
B3ta newsletter 857, out now
"WE WOULD REALLY LIKE YOU TO READ THIS NEWSLETTER OK?"
This Week:
* HELP KUNT UNDERMINE THE MONARCHY - if you like
* NEW CHALLENGE - animal musicals
* TETRIS - play it as it was originally designed
Read newsletter 857
"WE WOULD REALLY LIKE YOU TO READ THIS NEWSLETTER OK?"
This Week:
* HELP KUNT UNDERMINE THE MONARCHY - if you like
* NEW CHALLENGE - animal musicals
* TETRIS - play it as it was originally designed
Read newsletter 857
published by rob on 14th Apr at 11pm
Animal Musicals
Everyone loves Cats and the Lion King, so why not give other animals a go? Put animals in all the musicals!
See all 101 images (open)
Everyone loves Cats and the Lion King, so why not give other animals a go? Put animals in all the musicals!
See all 101 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 14th Apr at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 856, out now
"READING THIS NEWSLETTER IS A MAGICK RITE THAT'LL MAKE YOUR TEETH GO CURLY"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - hits 17th year running, christ
* GAME - Wordy Solitaire (actually quite fun)
* NEW CHALLENGE - TV Jesus
Read newsletter 856
"READING THIS NEWSLETTER IS A MAGICK RITE THAT'LL MAKE YOUR TEETH GO CURLY"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - hits 17th year running, christ
* GAME - Wordy Solitaire (actually quite fun)
* NEW CHALLENGE - TV Jesus
Read newsletter 856
published by rob on 7th Apr at 7pm
Jesus' Greatest TV Moments
Happy Easter, its a time to sit back and watch stuff on TV while going to church to remember Jesus and his things. So lets combine the two and make Jesus' greatest TV moments.
See all 72 images (closed)
Happy Easter, its a time to sit back and watch stuff on TV while going to church to remember Jesus and his things. So lets combine the two and make Jesus' greatest TV moments.
See all 72 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 7th Apr at 7am
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- * NEW CHALLENGE - EXPAND ART BETTER THAN AI
- * OLD IMAGES - RESTORED, AMAZING, REALLY
- * ALAN TURING - LEAVE FLOWERS FOR HIM
Expand Art
AI has been trying to take over our cultural history by lying about what's outside the frame of classic paintings. Help us to grab the AI by the Jackson Pollocks and expand classic works of art to show how it should be done.
Also open:
Icon mini challenge
Naughty Shop Challenge
The Royal Wedding
Two panel celebrity name jokes
Brexit
Ob3tuaries
Elections
404 part 2
Royal Souvenirs
Two Panel Album Cover Jokes
One letter celebrity name change
Putin
Cost of living crisis
King Charles
Animal Musicals
Elon Invents
The Beatles at War
Eurovision Films
Icon mini challenge
Naughty Shop Challenge
The Royal Wedding
Two panel celebrity name jokes
Brexit
Ob3tuaries
Elections
404 part 2
Royal Souvenirs
Two Panel Album Cover Jokes
One letter celebrity name change
Putin
Cost of living crisis
King Charles
Animal Musicals
Elon Invents
The Beatles at War
Eurovision Films
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Coin Stack Challenge
Two players, one pot of coins - who can stack them higher?
Tony Hart
Tony Hart is an inspirational figure in Childrens TV. We spoke to him and got the low down on Morph, losing his virginity, and whether he could do fellow TV Artist Rolf Harris in a fight.
