no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed Baby Yoda after midnight.
(HappyToast, Tue 3 Dec, 21:55, 3 replies)
(HappyToast, Tue 3 Dec, 21:55, 3 replies)
Please Please Please let me be the first one to do "Prawn Actors"
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I have made a new little painting.
Poor Andrew had his birthday party cancelled, can you believe it.
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Poor Andrew had his birthday party cancelled, can you believe it.
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(Wefail, Wed 27 Nov, 19:46, 3 replies)
Whatever happened to Lionel Rich Tea?
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Literal Brands
Say what you see with shop names and stuff, give us literal interpretations of brand names. The arid desert of Superdry, the dust particle collection of Specsavers and the meaningless void of Gap.
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Say what you see with shop names and stuff, give us literal interpretations of brand names. The arid desert of Superdry, the dust particle collection of Specsavers and the meaningless void of Gap.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Dec at 8am
Just how much bullshit *does* Trump post to twitter every week, in real world units of measure? I made this!
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Mum once read me a description of King Henry the 8th's body, back when I was knee high etc etc. The length of his lower intestine was one of the notable items, memorably measured in feet, and rather longer than the usual five or so. I was wide-eyed at how much shite the man must have contained.
Segue to that modern-day misogynist man mountain: Trump. We can't yet measure his bowels, but he does tap out a torrent of shite on Twitter. It clearly should be measured, in inches and feet, to recreate that same wide-eyed wonder.
Over 14 feet last week, in case you wondered. The leader of the free world and owner of the bloody nuclear football, spent enough time starying myopically into his phone to spaff out nearly 15 feet of self-aggrandising knob-polishing crotch gravy. SMH.
Segue to that modern-day misogynist man mountain: Trump. We can't yet measure his bowels, but he does tap out a torrent of shite on Twitter. It clearly should be measured, in inches and feet, to recreate that same wide-eyed wonder.
Over 14 feet last week, in case you wondered. The leader of the free world and owner of the bloody nuclear football, spent enough time starying myopically into his phone to spaff out nearly 15 feet of self-aggrandising knob-polishing crotch gravy. SMH.
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created by NeverTrumpist on 9th Dec at 10pm
Jobs for food
What line of work would broccoli be in? Do bananas ever wish they could be in the army? Would the country be better off being run by a tin of beans? These are the questions that need answering this week. Show us food doing jobs.
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What line of work would broccoli be in? Do bananas ever wish they could be in the army? Would the country be better off being run by a tin of beans? These are the questions that need answering this week. Show us food doing jobs.
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set by HappyToast on 1st Dec at 10am
B3ta newsletter 734 - out now.
* GAME - Can you sing the high notes like Sting?
* CODE - Michael Gove is a Knob (Amstrad edition)
* KUNT - Interview with a popstar
Read newsletter 734
* GAME - Can you sing the high notes like Sting?
* CODE - Michael Gove is a Knob (Amstrad edition)
* KUNT - Interview with a popstar
Read newsletter 734
published by rob on 29th Nov at 9pm
Song Movies
Every now and then Hollywood runs out of ideas and turns to the world of music for inspiration, resulting in terrible films like Last Christmas, Yesterday and Bohemian Rhapsody. Lets show them how it should be done by making movie posters out of our favourite songs.
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Every now and then Hollywood runs out of ideas and turns to the world of music for inspiration, resulting in terrible films like Last Christmas, Yesterday and Bohemian Rhapsody. Lets show them how it should be done by making movie posters out of our favourite songs.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 6pm
Add a letter actors
Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
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Add a letter to an actors name and do a funny picture. You know, like Dusting Hoffman, Glenn Closer or Michael Cained.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter issue 733, out now
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
Read newsletter 733
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
Read newsletter 733
published by rob on 16th Nov at 5pm
Film Anagrams
Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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Yay, it's a wordy filmy challenge! Pick a film, jumble the letters about to make new words and photoshop the hilarious result.
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set by HappyToast on 9th Nov at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 732, out now:
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
Read newsletter 732
published by rob on 9th Nov at 2pm
Time Travel TV
What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
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What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025? Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Nov at 12pm
Workplace Horror
It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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It's Halloween so we've got to do horror and where better to have it than the workplace. Show us Dracula doing his day job, or design a horror movie poster about the fax machine coming back to life.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Oct at 5pm
British Marketing Board
The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 731, out now.
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
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* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
Read newsletter 731
published by rob on 19th Oct at 1pm
IKEA
Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore. Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
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set by HappyToast on 12th Oct at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 730, out now:
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
Read newsletter 730
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
Read newsletter 730
published by rob on 12th Oct at 1pm
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- * GAME - CAN YOU SING THE HIGH NOTES LIKE STING?
- * CODE - MICHAEL GOVE IS A KNOB (AMSTRAD EDITION)
- * KUNT - INTERVIEW WITH A POPSTAR
Literal Brands
Say what you see with shop names and stuff, give us literal interpretations of brand names. The arid desert of Superdry, the dust particle collection of Specsavers and the meaningless void of Gap.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Pornalike Quiz
Oh come on. What do you think an quiz called "Pornalike Quiz" is going to be about? Kittens?
Tramp 'o' Claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)
Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
At last - the truth is revealed - Buffy is a SWEARING Vampire Slayer. Press the keys on your keyboard, from A to Z to hear her filth.
Coin Stack Challenge
Two players, one pot of coins - who can stack them higher?
The Disney Tattoo Guy
He's the Disney Tatto Guy, a man with over 1500 tattoos of Disney characters and an obsession without equal. He's a legend to many. We attempted to understand.
