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The BeeGeeGees

(Chumps, Wed 18 May, 12:23, 10 replies)
Chuckie Egg 2022

(HappyToast, Tue 17 May, 16:31, 8 replies)
Keith Haring's Bucks Fizz

(monkeon, Sat 14 May, 17:33, 1 replies)
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(Andy_R, Fri 13 May, 17:18, 3 replies)
Complete and utter Madness

(Chumps, Fri 13 May, 14:18, 3 replies)
ROFL


The Queens Jublees.
(Octo, Fri 13 May, 13:09, 3 replies)
Moaner Lisa

Edit: Ooh! A FP! Thankyou :)
(Chumps, Thu 12 May, 18:34, 6 replies)
"I want to Bank-sy!"
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(Q4nobody, Thu 12 May, 8:00, 5 replies)
David Hockney - Boys (Summertime Love)

(monkeon, Tue 10 May, 18:49, 3 replies)
grim

(dirk speedrift, Mon 9 May, 19:25, 8 replies)
Challenge
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
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set by HappyToast on 21st May at 3pm
Surprisingly beautiful choon
also has best step sequencer ever

See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today)
linked to by simbosan on 23rd May at 2pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 818, out now
"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
Read newsletter 818
published by rob on 20th May at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 817, out now
"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
Read newsletter 817
published by rob on 6th May at 4pm
Challenge
Musicians in art
Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
See all 177 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 6th May at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 816, out now
"ELON MUSK BUYS B3TA FOR TWENTY BENSON & HEDGES AND SOME TOFFOS"
This Week:
* TOY - Dom Joly replaced with Javascript
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Kunt in Jubilee chart attack
* CHALLENGE - Oh sod it, might as well do Musk
Read newsletter 816
published by rob on 29th Apr at 10pm
Challenge
Elon Musk
Elon Musk can take a joke can't he, let's find out. Give us your best Elon shops, puns and laughs at his considerable expensive.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Apr at 9am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 815, out now
"Reading this newsletter will make your genitals grow 10 inches"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE BOOK ANNOUCEMENT - consider it 'announced'
* MATT ROUND MAKES 'ROUND' GAME - and explains 'how'
* B3TAN'S PENIS - as seen from Space
Read newsletter 815
published by rob on 22nd Apr at 7pm
Pre-order the Fesshole book - in the shops for Christmas. Do please pre-order it if you like b3ta bullshit, coz any sales now will encourage bookshops to stock it come Xmas. Thanks!
posted by rob on 22nd Apr at 9am
Challenge
80s Pop Games
The 80s were great, music was great, computer games were great but there wasn't nearly enough overlap. Fix that by reimagining all the best songs from the decade as retro games.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Apr at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 814, out now
"Is Boy George a grammar nazi? Nah he's a comma comma comma comma comma comedian"
This Week:
* NICHE MUSEUMS - finally on tweets
* PARK BENCHES - created by shit AI
* TICKETS FOR FESSHOLE2 - now on sale
Read newsletter 814
published by rob on 16th Apr at 12pm
Newsletter
B3TA ISSUE 813: WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
This Week:
* PODCAST - Rule Of Three, unofficial sequel
* FESSHOLE SHOW - This Saturday, oh God
* STEVE JOBS NECROMANCY - his spirit made flesh
Read newsletter 813
published by rob on 8th Apr at 11pm
Challenge
B3ta NFTs
Despite their being a terrible, environment destroying ponzi scheme that gets robbed every other day, everyone is getting in to Non Fungible Tokens, even Rishi Sunak and the Royal Mint. So let's give up and join in. Make B3ta NFTs and get rich!
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set by HappyToast on 5th Apr at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 812, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT PROMISES YOU NO FUN EVERY APRIL FOOLS"
This Week:
* KLF MOVIE NEWS - Out Monday you lucky people
* FESSHOLE CONFESSIONS - yes, the bit you scroll to
* BBC THREE SHOW GENERATOR - back from 2009!
https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue812/
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published by rob on 1st Apr at 3pm
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posted by rob on 28th Mar at 1pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 811, out now
"ISSUE 811 OF PRINCESS DIANA'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER, PROBABLY, HAD SHE LIVED"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Books that don't exist
* INTRODUCING... The 'Gowl' Detector
* BRITPOP - Relive the Oasis vs Blur battle
Read newsletter 811
published by rob on 25th Mar at 5pm