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"WHAT'S #000000 AND #FFFFFF AND #FF0000 all over?"
* MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - challenge results
* SHED OF THE YEAR - winner announced
* BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - woo & yay
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There's a lot of crap superhero TV shows around already, but what if comic book characters appeared on all the other telly shows? Dig out your copy of Marvel Super Heroes Creativity Center and show us. Suggested by Andrew Heenan.
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"B3TA MOVES TO 'B3TA TOWERS NORTH' TO ENCOURAGE NORTHERNERS TO LEARN PHOTOSHOP"
* BRYAN FERRY ALT NAME-GEN - 'Brylcreem Furry'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - the results of the dinosaur
* ANOTHER DRUM MACHINE - b'dum tish
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Andy Burnham has opened No.10 North, but what other things could do with a northern version? Hit the North!
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"By the next World Cup, you'll have to be 82 to have seen English men in a final, as an adult"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Comedy meets Art
* PET SHOP BOYS COLOURING-BOOK - to pay Rent
* WEIRDLY PACKED B3TA FOLLOW UPS - what next?
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Jurassic Park's Sam Neill has died, so in tribute let's open Softimage 3D and make images of his favourite animal, the dinosaur. Suggested by Rob.
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"IF YOU OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER MANY TOLERABLE THINGS WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES"
* TOOL - predict the apocalypse with planes
* REAL SPACE INVADERS - play with actual UFOs
* SWEDEMASON - does enjoyable tune thing
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"B3TA SEES OFF EIGHTH PRIME MINISTER SINCE OPENING"
* SUBMIT YOUR WEBSITE - to the Tiny Awards
* MAKE A DRAWING - for 'free wifi'
* BUY A JOKE BOOK - and learn to write your own
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Let's pay tribute to our favourite comedy characters and moments by Photoshopping them into famous artworks. Like the British Comedy Awards did about 20 years ago.
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What events of recent times do you think would make for a good game? Show us your Keir Starmer simulators, games of films that weren't already based on games, or Football Manager with added hydration breaks.
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There's a new Toy Story out, but what if other household items also came to life? Anthropomorphise your fridge or Pixarify a power drill. Suggested by HappyToast.
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- * MAKE EVERYTHING NORTHERN - CHALLENGE RESULTS
- * SHED OF THE YEAR - WINNER ANNOUNCED
- * BOTH WEEBL & RATHERGOOD DOING GIGS - WOO & YAY
Comic Book Characters on TV
There's a lot of crap superhero TV shows around already, but what if comic book characters appeared on all the other telly shows? Dig out your copy of Marvel Super Heroes Creativity Center and show us. Suggested by Andrew Heenan.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Monkeyman
Newspapers report a monkey-like superhero quietly thwarting crime on the streets of Tunbridge Wells. But who is he? B3ta exposes a tale of media manipulation on a truly global scale.
