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(HappyToast, Sun 4 Feb, 19:13, 3 replies)
"A person who has not done one half his day's routine by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone."
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Challenge
Change-a-letter books
It's a wordplay challenge this week. Make a single-letter typo to a famous book title and see what damage it does.
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set by monkeon on 3rd Feb at 3pm
Hope no one coughed
gig report

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linked to by Mehitabel_Itrang on 6th Feb at 6am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 894, out now
"WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE, IN YOUR INBOX, AND YOU MOSTLY IGNORE?"
This Week:
* MEMECEPTION RESULTS - it's a good challenge shock
* AUSTRALIA - forgotten pop music from kangaroos
* JOHN PERTWEE - Dubious road safety joke
Read newsletter 894
published by rob on 2nd Feb at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 893, out now
"REMEMBER, YOU'RE *NOT* A WOMBLE"
This Week:
* SONG - listen to the lovely 'baby fart'
* QUIZ - Have Rishi's tweets been noted or not?
* NEW CHALLENGE - mash memes with Memeception
Read newsletter 893
published by rob on 26th Jan at 6pm
Challenge
Memeception
Mash up memes with other memes (or famous viral image) and see what happens when the internet eats itself. Warning: every time you post a picture containing only one meme, God kills a kitten.
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set by monkeon on 25th Jan at 11am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 892, out now
"The second best entertainment you can have outside of a good shit"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - *Your* entries wanted
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - imagine some Beatles games
* JOKES - Expert explains how LOLS work
Read newsletter 892
published by rob on 19th Jan at 5pm
Challenge
Beatles Games
With the exception of Flip Your Wig, most Beatles games have been pretty boring things like Rock Band or special editions of Monopoly. Let's correct this by designing Beatles-themed games that actually look fun. Show us what Maxwell's Silver Hammer on the SNES, or Hungry Hungry Ringos look like.
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set by monkeon on 18th Jan at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 891, out now
"GODZILLA YOURSELF AT HOME, GODZILLA YOURSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Puppets in art
* MUSIC - What if a car made a record?
* BOOK PROJECT - Lots of calculators calculated
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published by rob on 12th Jan at 5pm
Challenge
The Puppet Art Gallery
Let's celebrate our felt friends by mashing up puppets with classic works of art.
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set by monkeon on 10th Jan at 12pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 890, out now
"YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS 640... WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW MANY PIXELS IS ANYTHING ANYMORE? LOTS?"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - potatoes, spuds, chips, whatever
* NEW FESSHOLE LIVE DATES - Dublin & Brighton
* FOLLOW UPS - bumper 'What happened next section'
Read newsletter 890
published by rob on 5th Jan at 6pm
Challenge
Potatoes
Boiled! Baked! Chips! Crisps! Let's celebrate the versatility of the humble potato by photoshopping spuds.
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set by monkeon on 30th Dec at 9pm
Now is the time to grab the @fesshole book. Amazon have put the price to £6.49 to clear Christmas stock - the price will go back up in a bit.
posted by rob on 28th Dec at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 889, out now
"WHAT'S THAT FOR CHRISTMAS, UNCLE B3TA? SOME SHIT WEBSITES AND PISS-WEAK JOKES? THANK YOU!"
This Week:
* NEWSLETTER SURVEY - Read the alarming results
* GOODBYE TO - B3ta interviewee Wilf Lunn
* FESSHOLE - Glasgow show "announced"
Read newsletter 889
published by rob on 22nd Dec at 7pm
Challenge
Christmas TV
Most sitcoms get a Christmas special, but what about the shows that never do? Show us what a festive edition of Crimewatch, or a yuletide X(mas)-Files might look like.
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set by monkeon on 19th Dec at 10pm
QUESTION OF THE WEEK SURVEY
One of the bits of feedback we keep getting about B3ta is that we should bring back Question Of The Week. Ok, we're toying with this, but before we try it we would like you to answer some questions about it. Basically give us some good ideas for questions ok?
posted by rob on 18th Dec at 10am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 888, out now
"WHAT'S 22 YEARS OLD AND SMELLS OF OLD MEN? IT'S THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
This Week:
* TYPE SOME WORDS - the B3ta Newsletter survey
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Photoshop Sir Satan HIMself
* THE SMASH HITS BOT - back, Back! BACK!!!
Read newsletter 888
published by rob on 15th Dec at 6pm
NEWSLETTER READER SURVEY - Realised we're coming up to issue 888 and we've never asked you why you read the damn thing. Anon survey here so you can tell us what you think. Although be kind.
posted by rob on 14th Dec at 11am
Challenge
SATAN!!!
The Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, the Antichrist, the Executive Chairman of News Corp... call him what you want. This week we're photoshopping Satan.
See all 47 images (closed)
set by monkeon on 11th Dec at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 887, out now
"Opening this newsletter will make you lucky and probably cure your knob rot, especially the ladies"
This Week:
* SGT PEPPER - Christhebarker counts the dead
* TOP OF THE POPS - Now with pew-pew guns
* YOKO ONO BOT - Back by unpopular demand
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published by rob on 8th Dec at 6pm