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(Ninj, Tue 11 May, 11:08, 2 replies)
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(RenegadeMaster, Mon 10 May, 17:01, 8 replies)
You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

(S4RK, Mon 10 May, 14:18, 8 replies)
If heavy metal album covers were Fighting Fantasy books...

(monkeon, Sun 9 May, 18:23, 9 replies)
Awful news
Sorry this isn't funny, but the news is that Katie Coxall, the B3tan royalty known as MushyBees has just died.

RIP you magnificent cunt

Fuck Cancer and DON'T VOTE TORY
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(alnapp, Sat 8 May, 1:04, 57 replies)


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(cumquat may, Thu 6 May, 5:01, 4 replies)
backing guitars


pea and nwot
(The Twisted Omentum, Tue 4 May, 18:31, 1 replies)
Guitar Solo


I forgot his amp first time
(plankton, Tue 4 May, 16:45, 6 replies)
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 769 - out now!
* CONFESSIONS - Your Lostprophets tattoos (!)
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Make things ROCK
* YES, THIS IS B3TA'S 20th YEAR - yes, we are old
BTW: Please click the sign up link for the UpShot newsletter so that we don't feel we've ripped them off in buying an ad.
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published by rob on 8th May at 1pm
You’ve got to love local papers
Even if they do call themselves The National

See all 20 popular links (3 made popular today)
linked to by The Ann Coulter Fan Club on 10th May at 7pm
Bad news update on Mushy - she "died incredibly peacefully yesterday evening at the garden House Hospice. It was so gentle and we will forever be grateful to them". Mushy will be missed by old school b3tans who won't forget her drawings and her incredibly knack for bad taste gags. If you want to say something - add it to this thread so we can all read it it one place - thank you.
posted by rob on 8th May at 11am
Challenge
Science in films
Make films more scientific. Correct the terrible physics and chemistry mistakes in movies or just put a test tube in peoples hands for comedic effect.
See all 36 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 7th May at 1pm
Challenge
Rock
Make everything Rock! Turn books, toys, food, animals and films up to 11 with a rock and roll makeover.
See all 75 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 2nd May at 11am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 768 - out now:
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
Read newsletter 768
published by rob on 30th Apr at 5pm
Thank you to our new newsletter sponsor Upshot - they're an email newsletter about sport. Quite chuffed as the guy running it got in touch after polling their readers for newsletters they liked and B3ta came first with 30 mentions. Yay. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
posted by rob on 28th Apr at 7pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 767 - out now:
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
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published by rob on 23rd Apr at 9pm
Challenge
Advertising in old films
A tech company has unveiled a way to put adverts in to old films. Show them how bad an idea this would be by putting inappropriate products in to cinema classics.
See all 100 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 22nd Apr at 4pm
Challenge
Famous at school
Imagine famous characters from films and tv at school doing funny things, now photoshop it.
See all 24 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 17th Apr at 10pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 766 - out now:
* SONG - Kunt pays tribute to the People's Prince
* WEBSITE - The return of Question Swap
* SEXY DOGS - well a short Fesshole anecdote ok?
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published by rob on 9th Apr at 7pm
Challenge
Art Jobs
With Covid closing museums, works of art need to find a new source of income. Send paintings and sculptures out to work.
See all 94 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 8th Apr at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 765 - out now!
* IMAGINARY FRIENDS REUNITED - at last
* BRIAN SEWELL SOUNDBOARD - Rebooted for the 2020s
* FREDDO - The biggest ever? Maybe
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published by rob on 2nd Apr at 6pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 764 - out now.
* BAD TASTE - Fred & Rose board game (sorry)
* SCIENCE - Can you play Doom on crabs?
* CHALLENGE - Flaaaagggsss!
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published by rob on 26th Mar at 9pm
Challenge
Flags
Flags, one word challenge. Redesign them, rub up against them or stick them where they don't belong.
See all 46 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 25th Mar at 6am
IMPORTANT NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIPTION UPDATE - we've just realised that the newsletter subscribe page has been broken for a few weeks. If you've tried to sub in the past and failed then please sub now. Ooh and apparently we've also fixed the RSS for those running pirated copies of Google Reader on their 486s.
posted by rob on 21st Mar at 11am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 763 - out now - read it you cunts.
* SURVEY - Did you have imaginary friends?
* NIRVANA - their "music" now improved
* KUBRICK - Now for kids
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published by rob on 19th Mar at 4pm
Challenge
Advert Mash
Take a famous slogan or mascot from one ad campaign and apply it to another product. Lets mash up adverts!
See all 62 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 19th Mar at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 762 - out now. Look at that, four newsletters in a row out roughly on time.
* WEBSITE - Donate every time an awful twat tweets
* MUSHY-AID - Help out an old B3tan
* APOLOGIES - To Hebtro for missing the ad last week
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published by rob on 12th Mar at 4pm