B3ta newsletter 724 - out now
This Week:
* AIRPODS - why you should feel bad about them
* WIN A HORSE - with Cyriak dot book dot net
* FREE EGGS - If you keep chickens
Read newsletter 724
This Week:
* AIRPODS - why you should feel bad about them
* WIN A HORSE - with Cyriak dot book dot net
* FREE EGGS - If you keep chickens
Read newsletter 724
published by rob on 24th Aug at 1pm
Boney M - Rasputin played on a 100 yr old organ
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See all 20 popular links (1 made popular today)
linked to by rowlification on 24th Aug at 8pm
Complete the joke "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and win a signed copy of his book.
As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.
We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.
Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.
Add your entries to this thread on the messageboard.
'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.
We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.
Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.
Add your entries to this thread on the messageboard.
'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
posted by rob on 23rd Aug at 1pm
Everyday Effects
Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
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Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
See all 23 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 723 - out now.
This Week:
* SUNSETS - And how to find them
* VAMPIRES - More concentrated in the south UK
* DEEP FAKES - Uk politics blah blah blah
Read newsletter 723
This Week:
* SUNSETS - And how to find them
* VAMPIRES - More concentrated in the south UK
* DEEP FAKES - Uk politics blah blah blah
Read newsletter 723
published by rob on 16th Aug at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 722 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS
* SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG
* SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT
Read newsletter 722
This Week:
* QUIZ - SERIAL KILLER OR PROGRAMMER, IT RETURNS
* SONG - WRITTEN WITH WORDS TO ANNOY REES-MOGG
* SHIT POETRY - YES, POETRY ABOUT SHIT
Read newsletter 722
published by rob on 11th Aug at 7pm
Unlikely Movie Adaptations
The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so lets give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at.
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The same old films are getting made and remade, Hollywood needs to look further afield for source material so lets give them some ideas. Make movie adaptions of reference books, scientific papers, life stories and anything else they'd never think of looking at.
See all 54 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 10th Aug at 7am
B3ta newsletter 721 - out now!
* MAN CHESTS - that look like human faces
* PHOTOS - that move just like real-life
* PUBS - mapped to nearest tube station
Read newsletter 721
* MAN CHESTS - that look like human faces
* PHOTOS - that move just like real-life
* PUBS - mapped to nearest tube station
Read newsletter 721
published by rob on 3rd Aug at 11pm
Summer Special
It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
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It's the Summer holidays so put on your swimsuit, roll out a beach towel and photoshop your favourite films, tv shows and pop stars doing Summery stuff.
See all 55 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 2nd Aug at 3pm
Political Sitcoms
Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead. Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
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Boris is in charge but we can't face a whole week of him so lets do political sitcoms instead. Mrs Gordon Browns Boys, Catastrophe that sort of thing
See all 42 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 28th Jul at 7am
Letter Change Music
It's a words and music week, pick a song or album and replace a letter to make a new word and ideally a funny. It's a letter change music challenge.
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It's a words and music week, pick a song or album and replace a letter to make a new word and ideally a funny. It's a letter change music challenge.
See all 143 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 19th Jul at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 720 - out now!
This Week:
* QUIZ - Spot the art from the comment
* CONFESS - Tell us your terrible sins
* JEREMY *UNT - What's his name again?
Read newsletter 720
This Week:
* QUIZ - Spot the art from the comment
* CONFESS - Tell us your terrible sins
* JEREMY *UNT - What's his name again?
Read newsletter 720
published by rob on 14th Jul at 9pm
Thinstagram
We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
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We're celebrating the world of celebrity photoshop fails this week. Instagram trend setters that leave distorted backgrounds or cloned body parts in shot and fashion shoots with impossibly long legs or too many elbows.
See all 30 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 13th Jul at 2pm
Modernise TV shows
We're updating TV shows this week, reboot them with more culturally relevant themes. Modernise TV!
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We're updating TV shows this week, reboot them with more culturally relevant themes. Modernise TV!
See all 55 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 5th Jul at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 719 - out now!
This Week:
* QUIZ - Is this a pipe?
* DRUGS - Gove finally takes them for you
* BALLS - Photos of Hitler's balls in 4D
Read newsletter 719
This Week:
* QUIZ - Is this a pipe?
* DRUGS - Gove finally takes them for you
* BALLS - Photos of Hitler's balls in 4D
Read newsletter 719
published by rob on 28th Jun at 9pm
Art Mashup
Take a famous painting or sculpture or arty thing and put it or part of it in to another painting or sculpture or arty thing. It's a b3ta art mashup
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Take a famous painting or sculpture or arty thing and put it or part of it in to another painting or sculpture or arty thing. It's a b3ta art mashup
See all 74 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 28th Jun at 3pm
Spielberg
We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
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We have done Kubrick and Scott, let us move on to Spielberg. Give us your best b3ta versions of all his films and tv shows.
See all 92 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 23rd Jun at 1pm
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Everyday Effects
Life is very dull compared to the movies, so lets make things more exciting by putting special effects in to everyday activities. Give us explosions, lens flares and cg enhancements to the most mundane of things.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Funnel or Tunnel
Oooh. Mucky quiz alert. Are these ladies indulging in vaginal or anal sex?
Fatcat or Satan
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.
Friday Game Archive
You asked for it - you got it. All our Friday Games listed in one big location, for your time wasting needs.
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Emma Clarke
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