If it doesn't load first time, turn the tape recorder up to eleven.
(AdrianJ, Wed 16 Jan, 16:47, 3 replies)
(AdrianJ, Wed 16 Jan, 16:47, 3 replies)
I've made a desktop machine that kicks Boris Johnson in the balls 350 million times per week
Looking for investors, any Dragons reading this get it touch
(HappyToast, Tue 15 Jan, 22:57, 10 replies)
Looking for investors, any Dragons reading this get it touch
(HappyToast, Tue 15 Jan, 22:57, 10 replies)
B3ta newsletter 707, out now - featuring new John Higgs book announcement and Jeff Minter film announcement. A lot of announcements. Hooray.
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published by rob on 19th Jan at 9pm
Latest Primitive Tech video
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linked to by gijoel on 18th Jan at 9pm
Celebrity Animals
Mix celebrities with their animal namesakes, give us a Drake, Michael J Fox and all the rest.
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Mix celebrities with their animal namesakes, give us a Drake, Michael J Fox and all the rest.
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set by HappyToast on 18th Jan at 11pm
Game of the film
Games based on films have a chequered past, lets celebrate this hit and miss (mainly miss) genre with our own movie tie-ins. Give modern films a C64 makeover or turn Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy in to a type in adventure.
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Games based on films have a chequered past, lets celebrate this hit and miss (mainly miss) genre with our own movie tie-ins. Give modern films a C64 makeover or turn Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy in to a type in adventure.
See all 54 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 11th Jan at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 706 - out now. Great quiz from Monkeon and a superb challenge. Do tuck in.
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published by rob on 5th Jan at 9pm
Rename Films Badly
We're renaming famous films this week. Pick a movie, throw away it's carefully considered and focus group tested title and replace it with something much funnier.
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We're renaming famous films this week. Pick a movie, throw away it's carefully considered and focus group tested title and replace it with something much funnier.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Jan at 11pm
80s Internet
Everyone loves the internet and everyone loves the 80s, so lets do the internet as if it were the 80s!
Show us band pages, Twitter accounts, rubiks cube instagram and all that other 80s internetness
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Everyone loves the internet and everyone loves the 80s, so lets do the internet as if it were the 80s!
Show us band pages, Twitter accounts, rubiks cube instagram and all that other 80s internetness
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set by HappyToast on 28th Dec at 5pm
Christmas Food
It's Christmas! A time for eating and eating and eating some more and feeling terrible and still eating some more. Burn off those calories by photoshopping the heck out of Christmas food, sprouts, turkey, tofurkey, cranberry sauce and quality street. Give us your puns, your anagrams, your toaps make us laugh until we're sick and have room for some more.
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It's Christmas! A time for eating and eating and eating some more and feeling terrible and still eating some more. Burn off those calories by photoshopping the heck out of Christmas food, sprouts, turkey, tofurkey, cranberry sauce and quality street. Give us your puns, your anagrams, your toaps make us laugh until we're sick and have room for some more.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Dec at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 705 - out now. Featuring the brilliant Band Aid simulator from Monkeon.
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Read newsletter 705
published by rob on 21st Dec at 3pm
Doctor Who Christmas
The BBC aren't doing a Doctor Who Christmas special so we're doing it for them. Festive up your favourite Timelord, show us Dalek snowmen and the Cyberman nativity. Who Who Who! Merry Christmas!
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The BBC aren't doing a Doctor Who Christmas special so we're doing it for them. Festive up your favourite Timelord, show us Dalek snowmen and the Cyberman nativity. Who Who Who! Merry Christmas!
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set by HappyToast on 14th Dec at 10am
B3ta newsletter 704 - out now. Featuring robots ruining comedy, vlogging with an 8mm camera and a lovely dog named Dorothy. (We're fibbing about the dog.)
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published by rob on 13th Dec at 3pm
Comic Captions
A nice and easy old favourite this week, grab a comic strip or newspaper cartoon and give it better text. Let's TOAP!
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A nice and easy old favourite this week, grab a comic strip or newspaper cartoon and give it better text. Let's TOAP!
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set by HappyToast on 7th Dec at 12pm
Site is undergoing maintenance - and there's going to be broken stuff whilst this stuff happens. Normal service resuming shortly. UPDATE: Should be okish now.
posted by rob on 6th Dec at 9am
technology in nature
We're giving the natural world an update and installing some new apps. Show us technology in nature, spiders 3d printing their webs or easily searchable family trees. Let's 2.0 this mother(earth)
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We're giving the natural world an update and installing some new apps. Show us technology in nature, spiders 3d printing their webs or easily searchable family trees. Let's 2.0 this mother(earth)
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set by HappyToast on 30th Nov at 2pm
B3ta newsletter 703 - out now. Good issue, strong stuff from Monkeon and Swede Mason amongst others.
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Read newsletter 703
published by rob on 24th Nov at 12pm
SciFi Art
What goes better together than Science Fiction and Art, so lets do that. Show us your Close Encounters of the Picasso Kind, Hokusai's Time Machine and stuff like that.
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What goes better together than Science Fiction and Art, so lets do that. Show us your Close Encounters of the Picasso Kind, Hokusai's Time Machine and stuff like that.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 10am
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Celebrity Animals
Mix celebrities with their animal namesakes, give us a Drake, Michael J Fox and all the rest.
He-cat or She-cat
Lady cat or Man cat? Can you tell? Tip: girl cats have slightly more triangular faces.
Let's Fist Again
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.
Cursor Love Bunny
The b3ta collective present the most annoying game in the history of everything ever. Trace the bunny with your mouse as quickly as possible. It's guaranteed to make you want to smash your computer.
48k Celebrity Awards
We select the best (or worst) examples of famous people in drawn with blocky pixels in old ZX Spectrum games.
Graham Rawle
Graham Rawle is the genius illustrator behind The Guardian's 'Lost Consonants'. We asked him about the series, and he responded with the low-down on linguistic mayhem and the fighting prowess of sardines.
