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A wet, foggy day today so I stopped in and done some art. You're welcome.
(Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 24 Jun, 21:42, 5 replies)
A wet, foggy day today so I stopped in and done some art. You're welcome.
(Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 24 Jun, 21:42, 5 replies)
Apologies for the typo in the title.
Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome
(Octo, Mon 20 Jun, 14:05, 2 replies)
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This Is Fine (Cost Of Living Crisis Edition)
Note: Took b0rk3d’s idea and ran with it!
(Ballymoran, Fri 17 Jun, 13:07, 6 replies)
Note: Took b0rk3d’s idea and ran with it!
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What d'you mean this was last week's challenge?
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B3ta newsletter 823, out now
"If you open this newsletter you will win the lottery of rubbish links"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - vote now on this important issue
* READ THIS - Man visits Paul McCartney's house
* NEW CHALLENGE - Pop stars on holiday
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"If you open this newsletter you will win the lottery of rubbish links"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - vote now on this important issue
* READ THIS - Man visits Paul McCartney's house
* NEW CHALLENGE - Pop stars on holiday
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published by rob on 1st Jul at 8pm
Betty Boo-throyd I made this!
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Pity me - this kind of shit sticks in my head, in this case since about 1992.
Alison "Betty Boo" Clarkson had a number 7 hit with this in 1990. Not your average pop bimbo, she studied sound engineering so she could do her own producing. I also vaguely recall seeing her on some quiz show where she demonstrated a suprisingly deep knowledge of music history.
Betty Boothroyd was the first and so far only woman to be Speaker of the House of Commons from 1992 to 2000, after having been a Tiller Girl until an injury put an end to her dancing career.
I've finally attempted to exorcise this nonsense from my head by putting it here. And if it's now stuck in your head - you're welcome!
Alison "Betty Boo" Clarkson had a number 7 hit with this in 1990. Not your average pop bimbo, she studied sound engineering so she could do her own producing. I also vaguely recall seeing her on some quiz show where she demonstrated a suprisingly deep knowledge of music history.
Betty Boothroyd was the first and so far only woman to be Speaker of the House of Commons from 1992 to 2000, after having been a Tiller Girl until an injury put an end to her dancing career.
I've finally attempted to exorcise this nonsense from my head by putting it here. And if it's now stuck in your head - you're welcome!
See all 20 popular links (3 made popular today)
created by SonofRojBlake on 3rd Jul at 11am
Pop Holidays
Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
See all 78 images (open)
Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
See all 78 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 26th Jun at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 822, out now
"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
Read newsletter 822
"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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published by rob on 17th Jun at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 821, out now
"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
Read newsletter 821
"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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published by rob on 10th Jun at 10pm
Cost of living crisis
Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis! Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Jun at 1pm
B3ta newsletter 820, out now
"MERRY KUNTMAS YOUR MA'AM"
This Week:
* KUNT CHART PLACEMENT - well yeah
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Jubilee-tastic
* INVISIBLE PHOTO OF HAM - with every purchase
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"MERRY KUNTMAS YOUR MA'AM"
This Week:
* KUNT CHART PLACEMENT - well yeah
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Jubilee-tastic
* INVISIBLE PHOTO OF HAM - with every purchase
Read newsletter 820
published by rob on 4th Jun at 12am
Jubilee
You probably haven't noticed but it's the Jubilee this week. So gif and photoshop the Queen, street parties, bunting, commemorative plates, red white and blue sandwiches and whatever else you can think of.
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You probably haven't noticed but it's the Jubilee this week. So gif and photoshop the Queen, street parties, bunting, commemorative plates, red white and blue sandwiches and whatever else you can think of.
See all 113 images (open)
set by HappyToast on 29th May at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 819, out now
"HELP GET 'PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY N****' INTO THE CHARTS FOR THE ROYAL JUBILEE"
This Week:
* KUNT RELEASES SONG - with official B3ta remix
* EMF CAMP - your editor is doing a talk
* AND OF COURSE - the best of Fesshole
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"HELP GET 'PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY N****' INTO THE CHARTS FOR THE ROYAL JUBILEE"
This Week:
* KUNT RELEASES SONG - with official B3ta remix
* EMF CAMP - your editor is doing a talk
* AND OF COURSE - the best of Fesshole
Read newsletter 819
published by rob on 27th May at 6pm
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
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It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
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set by HappyToast on 21st May at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 818, out now
"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
Read newsletter 818
"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
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published by rob on 20th May at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 817, out now
"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
Read newsletter 817
"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
Read newsletter 817
published by rob on 6th May at 4pm
Musicians in art
Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
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Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
See all 177 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 6th May at 10am
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- * SHED OF THE YEAR - VOTE NOW ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE
- * READ THIS - MAN VISITS PAUL MCCARTNEY'S HOUSE
- * NEW CHALLENGE - POP STARS ON HOLIDAY
Pop Holidays
Where do your favourite musicians go on holiday? Do Metallica enjoy the Norfolk Broads? Does Kanye like a paddle in Skegness? Do some pictures and let us know. It's a Pop Holidays image challenge!
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Coin Stack Challenge
Two players, one pot of coins - who can stack them higher?
Tom Reynolds - Random Acts of Reality
Tom Reynolds has been blogging his working day in the London ambulance services for oooh, ages now. We once wrote, "Publishers: sign up this guy to write a book, really - you'd have a surprise hit on your hands." Turns out we were right, Tom has been snapped up and has hardly been out of the top ten ever since.
