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Covid turning up at the pub to find Boris shut it at 10

(HappyToast, Tue 22 Sep, 10:40, 11 replies)

(Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Sep, 11:32, 7 replies)
Corona Lisa

(Ninj, Sun 20 Sep, 13:09, 2 replies)
Righty-ho! That's me all set...

(Ninj, Sat 19 Sep, 16:49, 6 replies)
Meanwhile in Berlin

(dirk speedrift, Wed 16 Sep, 13:22, 2 replies)
Police search of the property expected to take several years.

(HappyToast, Wed 16 Sep, 10:02, 2 replies)
"Born down in a dead man's town . . ."

(Q4nobody, Tue 15 Sep, 16:55, 3 replies)

(unclepills, Tue 15 Sep, 1:24, 3 replies)

(S4RK, Mon 14 Sep, 16:20, 7 replies)
Is this the way to Barnard Castle?
I'm a lockdown flouting asshole.

(Pizopop, Mon 14 Sep, 15:38, 0 replies)
Laid Back Movies
Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change? Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Sep at 5pm
Lockdown LPs
Imagine famous albums were made during lockdown. Make famous album art with stuff around the house, give us lockdown LP puns, or just show us musicians working from home under these stressful conditions.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter issue 752, out now
* SMASH ROBOTS - Singing about drugs at last
* CAT - Performs Led Zeppelin classic
* CASSETTEBOY - Makes LP and you should buy it
Read newsletter 752
published by rob on 12th Sep at 12am
Opposite TV
Add more balance to TV by making the exact opposite shows. Yesterday's World, Answer Time etc
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set by HappyToast on 6th Sep at 9pm
Queen will rock you
It'd be Freddie Mercury's birthday this week, so lets spend a few days photoshopping and giffing the band Queen.
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set by HappyToast on 31st Aug at 12pm
Knock off brands
Budget supermarkets often sell their own version of popular products with a similar or witty name. Let's come up with our own. Re-brand Kit Kats, Coca Cola and Big Macs with our own terrible puns.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Aug at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 751, out now
This Week:
* HASTAG GAMES - Ruined with technology
* SHIPPING FORECAST - Acid House remix
* AI MARVEL CHARACTERS - Your chance to name them
Read newsletter 751
published by rob on 21st Aug at 5pm
Relocate everything to the UK
I'm A Celebrity is relocating to Britain because of the pandemic. Show us how other TV shows, landmarks and other famous stuff would look if they did the same. Relocate everything to the UK.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Aug at 5pm
Animals using technology
What if animals used technology? Show them embracing gadgets to further their lives or getting obsessed with the latest upgrade like their dim witted owners.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Aug at 4pm
B3ta newsletter issue 750 - out now:
* IS IT CAKE? - The big questions answered
* PARENTING TIP - How to avoid the tooth fairy
* FACEHUGGER - Now with bushy, 1970s pubes
Read newsletter 750
published by rob on 3rd Aug at 9pm
One word challenge - Chairs
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Aug at 11am
Happy Sad films
Turn that frown upside down! Reimagine serious dramas as comedies: Carry On Schindler's List, The Giggling Godfather...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and make some seriously funny pics.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Jul at 7am