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He outfoxed the fox and out-slithered the snake, and he told a tall tale of an ambush by cake.

(@lexistwit, Mon 27 Mar, 10:53, 4 replies)
Cuddly toy!?

(Ninj, Sat 25 Mar, 14:58, 6 replies)
"..Then can you explain what he meant by 'critical work event?"

(HappyToast, Wed 22 Mar, 22:22, 4 replies)
hum the theme... dooo dooo dooo, daaa-daaa-daaa daaa daaa...
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(limpfish, Wed 22 Mar, 12:15, 3 replies)
What is Tory policy, but hate persevering?

(@lexistwit, Wed 22 Mar, 11:29, 2 replies)
I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!
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(@lexistwit, Wed 22 Mar, 8:22, 2 replies)
Hello. I haven't done this for a long time...

Is this satire?
(Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Mar, 12:12, 11 replies)

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(Flumper, Mon 20 Mar, 15:36, 1 replies)


(makey_nicey_soupy, Mon 20 Mar, 14:47, 2 replies)
Goody, goody, yum, yum....

(Ninj, Sat 18 Mar, 14:51, 3 replies)
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 854, out now
"THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO 'YOUR SAUSAGE' MAGAZINE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Adrian Chiles or John Shuttleworth
* MORE QUIZZES - Plan your tube journey game
* AI SHITE - Bots write "jokes"
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published by rob on 24th Mar at 7pm
Something to cheer us all up
Fur Elise on Train Horns.

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Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 853, out now
"JESUS WEPT THIS IS LATE COZ WE WERE PLAYING WITH GTP4 - SORRY"
This Week:
* SCIENCE - How many chips for your money at McDs?
* CHALLENGE - Politise TV
* OH FUCK IT - Best of @fesshole as usual
Read newsletter 853
published by rob on 19th Mar at 8pm
Challenge
Politicise TV
BBC bias is in the news again so lets go all in and politicise all TV with every party.
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set by HappyToast on 16th Mar at 9pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 852, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT REFUSES TO PRESENT MATCH OF THE DAY EVERY WEEK"
This Week:
* EVENT - Go to Chris Barker’s thing ok?
* AI - why it is / isn't coming for your shit games
* NEW CHALLENGE - Birds and LPs finally as one concept
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published by rob on 10th Mar at 8pm
Challenge
bird albums
Bird albums, albums for birds or bird related music puns. Off you go.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Mar at 8pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 851, out now
"THE OFFICIAL FAN CLUB NEWSLETTER OF YOUR ENDLESS BOTTY BURPS"
This Week:
* GAME - hunt for "jobs" on LinkedIn
* BREAKFAST - sing whilst eating some
* SAUSAGES - Present this newsletter to your butcher*
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published by rob on 3rd Mar at 11pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 850, out now
"YOUR RESULTS OF YOUR BUM TEST ARE HERE: IT'S VERY SMELLY"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE: Modernise Books
* TOY - Stupid chat bot
* GAME - draw some MS Paint stuff
Read newsletter 850
published by rob on 24th Feb at 6pm
Challenge
Modernise Books
Roald Dahl is having all the racism, offensive language and bad stuff removed from his books. What other literary delights could do with updating to be more palatable and culturally relevant? Show us, modernise some books.
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set by HappyToast on 19th Feb at 2pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter issue 849, out now
"OPENING THIS EMAIL WILL CURE YOUR HORRIBLE PERSONALITY"
This Week:
* TOY - Infinite Superman II blowing scene gen
* BING - the TRUTH about AI, not the Friends bloke
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to Scotland in April
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published by rob on 17th Feb at 5pm
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B3ta newsletter 848, out now
"Congrats to every B3ta reader moving up one place in 'World's Greatest Living Songwriter' list"
This Week:
* TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY - hooray for Undead Ted
* DOCTOR WHO - prop mobile phones investigated
* IMAGE CHALLENGE: it's 'balloons' at last
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published by rob on 10th Feb at 4pm
Challenge
Balloons
Who doesn't like balloons? Birthday, Hot air, Weather, Barrage, Denied Spy Satellite, there's a balloon for everyone.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Feb at 7am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 847, out now
"Campaigning to rename cuddling as 'doing the human spoonipede' since 2001"
This Week:
* READ THIS - pop star who sang about plastic bags
* FILM - fly over Wales in a drone
* FESSHOLE - best of and last chance for tickets
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published by rob on 3rd Feb at 4pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 846, out now
"AN EXCITING SUBJECT LINE THAT'LL INTRIGUE YOU INTO OPENING THIS JUNK"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Beano Universe results
* GAME - 'Not In My Back Yard' SimCity
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY - to newsletter sponsor Hebtro
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published by rob on 27th Jan at 10pm
Challenge
Rabbits
It's the Year of the Rabbit, so lets celebrate our bunny friends.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Jan at 7am