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B3ta newsletter issue 742, out now:
* BOT - Daily Mail comments vs New Yorker cartoons
* VIDEOS - Watchable public domain shit
* SOCIAL DISTANCING - If monuments joined in
Read newsletter 743
* BOT - Daily Mail comments vs New Yorker cartoons
* VIDEOS - Watchable public domain shit
* SOCIAL DISTANCING - If monuments joined in
Read newsletter 743
published by rob on 5th Apr at 7pm
Call and response in the time of Covid
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
See all 20 popular links (4 made popular today)
linked to by samuelmanual on 6th Apr at 3pm
Tigers
One word challenge - Tigers! go!
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One word challenge - Tigers! go!
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set by HappyToast on 4th Apr at 2pm
Outside Inside
We're all self isolating and aren't allowed to leave the house, so lets bring the outside inside to cheer us up.
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We're all self isolating and aren't allowed to leave the house, so lets bring the outside inside to cheer us up.
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set by HappyToast on 28th Mar at 8pm
New Indoor Games
Everybody's stuck inside and at risk of going mad, so lets think up some new games and sports to play. Perhaps if we come up with a few good ones, we can stream them in place of the 2020 Olympics.
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Everybody's stuck inside and at risk of going mad, so lets think up some new games and sports to play. Perhaps if we come up with a few good ones, we can stream them in place of the 2020 Olympics.
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set by HappyToast on 21st Mar at 3pm
Hey b3tans. Who's freelancing or making stuff people can buy? Tell us what you're offering and maybe we can all help each other in this time of crisis. Add your stuff to this thread on twitter or mail us.
posted by rob on 20th Mar at 8am
B3ta newsletter 742, out now:
* YOKO ONO - Sings the Star Trek theme at last
* NAGGY STATE BOT - That tells you to wash hands
* CONFESSION - Celeb lookalike dumped!
Read newsletter 742
* YOKO ONO - Sings the Star Trek theme at last
* NAGGY STATE BOT - That tells you to wash hands
* CONFESSION - Celeb lookalike dumped!
Read newsletter 742
published by rob on 16th Mar at 5pm
Coronavirus
Looks like this will be topical for a while, so we're starting a long running image challenge to keep us laughing as society coughs its last
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Looks like this will be topical for a while, so we're starting a long running image challenge to keep us laughing as society coughs its last
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set by HappyToast on 13th Mar at 3pm
Add things to todays news photos
Lets do some topical lols, browse the news photos each day and add something entertaining to them.
Loads to pick from Guardian BBC Telegraph Reuters
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Lets do some topical lols, browse the news photos each day and add something entertaining to them.
Loads to pick from Guardian BBC Telegraph Reuters
See all 67 images (closed)
set by HappyToast on 7th Mar at 6pm
Spam from the old b3ta yahoo group
Yahoo has utterly fucked the admin interface and there's no option for us to stop this except deleting the entire account.
With huge sadness - we've nuked it.
You can still get the newsletter by signing up here:
Also if you want some more musing on Yahoo Groups, and why wouldn't you, we've bunged it on Twatter.
THANK YOU!
Yahoo has utterly fucked the admin interface and there's no option for us to stop this except deleting the entire account.
With huge sadness - we've nuked it.
You can still get the newsletter by signing up here:
Also if you want some more musing on Yahoo Groups, and why wouldn't you, we've bunged it on Twatter.
THANK YOU!
posted by rob on 4th Mar at 4pm
Hollywood Sings
Its a Hollywood/pop chart crossover event this week. Mash up film stars with singers and band names.
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Its a Hollywood/pop chart crossover event this week. Mash up film stars with singers and band names.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Feb at 3pm
B3ta newsletter 741, out now:
* INTERACTIVE - 17th Century Death Roulette
* MUSIC - Coronavirus as plinky-plonky tune
* TRAVELATOR - Performing The Smiths
Read newsletter 741
* INTERACTIVE - 17th Century Death Roulette
* MUSIC - Coronavirus as plinky-plonky tune
* TRAVELATOR - Performing The Smiths
Read newsletter 741
published by rob on 28th Feb at 8pm
Announcement! Ignore 3.0 is out now - it's only taken, what, 10 years? Full details in the messageboard post - and please give it a go and leave feedback.
posted by rob on 24th Feb at 11pm
Dadvertising
Dadvertising, ads for dads. Create flashy, expensive adverts for barbecue tongs, sheds and socks. Or perhaps go the other way and make more practical and dad friendly commercials for high end designer goods.
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Dadvertising, ads for dads. Create flashy, expensive adverts for barbecue tongs, sheds and socks. Or perhaps go the other way and make more practical and dad friendly commercials for high end designer goods.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Feb at 8am
Title Sequence Swap
What would Star Trek look like with Star Wars' opening crawl, what if The Godfather had The Brady Bunch intro? These are questions that go through our head daily, show us what happens when you swap tv and film title sequences.
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What would Star Trek look like with Star Wars' opening crawl, what if The Godfather had The Brady Bunch intro? These are questions that go through our head daily, show us what happens when you swap tv and film title sequences.
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set by HappyToast on 15th Feb at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 740, out now
* INTERACTIVE - Silent movie thingie
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Fucking swearing again
* FESSHOLE - The truth about microwave "rules"
Read newsletter 740
* INTERACTIVE - Silent movie thingie
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Fucking swearing again
* FESSHOLE - The truth about microwave "rules"
Read newsletter 740
published by rob on 11th Feb at 1am
Animal Sports
Why is crufts the only animal sport on TV? Fix this travesty by showing the world how good donkey football, cat high jump and snake snooker could be.
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Why is crufts the only animal sport on TV? Fix this travesty by showing the world how good donkey football, cat high jump and snake snooker could be.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Feb at 4pm
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- * BOT - DAILY MAIL COMMENTS VS NEW YORKER CARTOONS
- * VIDEOS - WATCHABLE PUBLIC DOMAIN SHIT
- * SOCIAL DISTANCING - IF MONUMENTS JOINED IN
Tigers
One word challenge - Tigers! go!
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Internet Fatty Toasted Sandwiches
Breville + sweets = lots of horrid photo fun
Adam Buxton
Adam Buxton once bestrode our screens like a televisual Tyrannosaur as part of comedy duo Adam & Joe. Now he's turned up on YouTube making amusing video shorts.
