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B3ta newsletter 754, out now
* AI ART - For sale, at last
* FESSHOLE - Improving charity shop donations
* TEST - Are YOU going bald? SPOILER: YES!
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* AI ART - For sale, at last
* FESSHOLE - Improving charity shop donations
* TEST - Are YOU going bald? SPOILER: YES!
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published by rob on 19th Oct at 6pm
Damn you, 2020
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James Randi is dead. Here he is explaining how he made Uri Geller look like a tit.
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linked to by Tusk on 22nd Oct at 4am
Jobs for Fictional Characters
As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work. But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
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As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work. But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
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set by HappyToast on 18th Oct at 2pm
Artist Puns
Think of a painter, sculptor or video installationist and do a funny with their name. Give us your best artist puns.
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Think of a painter, sculptor or video installationist and do a funny with their name. Give us your best artist puns.
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set by HappyToast on 11th Oct at 10pm
Animal Adverts
Put animals in famous adverts or make adverts for stuff that animals would buy. Make Animal Ads!
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Put animals in famous adverts or make adverts for stuff that animals would buy. Make Animal Ads!
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set by HappyToast on 4th Oct at 8pm
B3ta newsletter 753, out now
* SNAP! Can you tell which pics have "same energy"?
* BILL DRUMMOND - Writes play about Fesshole. Really
* BOT - "I'm A Covidiot, Get Me Out Of Here"
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* SNAP! Can you tell which pics have "same energy"?
* BILL DRUMMOND - Writes play about Fesshole. Really
* BOT - "I'm A Covidiot, Get Me Out Of Here"
Read newsletter 753
published by rob on 2nd Oct at 5pm
Song Spoonerisms
Song Spoonerisms - swap letters or sounds about in song titles for hilarious effect, like Batch my sick up or Hairway to Steven, then make up a picture for it.
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Song Spoonerisms - swap letters or sounds about in song titles for hilarious effect, like Batch my sick up or Hairway to Steven, then make up a picture for it.
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set by HappyToast on 27th Sep at 3pm
Laid Back Movies
Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change? Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
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Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change? Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Sep at 5pm
Lockdown LPs
Imagine famous albums were made during lockdown. Make famous album art with stuff around the house, give us lockdown LP puns, or just show us musicians working from home under these stressful conditions.
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Imagine famous albums were made during lockdown. Make famous album art with stuff around the house, give us lockdown LP puns, or just show us musicians working from home under these stressful conditions.
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set by HappyToast on 13th Sep at 3pm
B3ta newsletter issue 752, out now
* SMASH ROBOTS - Singing about drugs at last
* CAT - Performs Led Zeppelin classic
* CASSETTEBOY - Makes LP and you should buy it
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* SMASH ROBOTS - Singing about drugs at last
* CAT - Performs Led Zeppelin classic
* CASSETTEBOY - Makes LP and you should buy it
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published by rob on 12th Sep at 12am
Opposite TV
Add more balance to TV by making the exact opposite shows. Yesterday's World, Answer Time etc
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Add more balance to TV by making the exact opposite shows. Yesterday's World, Answer Time etc
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set by HappyToast on 6th Sep at 9pm
Queen will rock you
It'd be Freddie Mercury's birthday this week, so lets spend a few days photoshopping and giffing the band Queen.
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It'd be Freddie Mercury's birthday this week, so lets spend a few days photoshopping and giffing the band Queen.
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set by HappyToast on 31st Aug at 12pm
Knock off brands
Budget supermarkets often sell their own version of popular products with a similar or witty name. Let's come up with our own. Re-brand Kit Kats, Coca Cola and Big Macs with our own terrible puns.
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Budget supermarkets often sell their own version of popular products with a similar or witty name. Let's come up with our own. Re-brand Kit Kats, Coca Cola and Big Macs with our own terrible puns.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Aug at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 751, out now
This Week:
* HASTAG GAMES - Ruined with technology
* SHIPPING FORECAST - Acid House remix
* AI MARVEL CHARACTERS - Your chance to name them
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This Week:
* HASTAG GAMES - Ruined with technology
* SHIPPING FORECAST - Acid House remix
* AI MARVEL CHARACTERS - Your chance to name them
Read newsletter 751
published by rob on 21st Aug at 5pm
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- * AI ART - FOR SALE, AT LAST
- * FESSHOLE - IMPROVING CHARITY SHOP DONATIONS
- * TEST - ARE YOU GOING BALD? SPOILER: YES!
Jobs for Fictional Characters
As the economy shrinks and the pandemic closes down theatres and cinemas, lots of people are having to retrain and take on less exciting work. But what about the characters from those films and plays? Find them new dull jobs too. Give fictional characters boring employment.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Internet Fatty Toasted Sandwiches
Breville + sweets = lots of horrid photo fun
Tony Hart
Tony Hart is an inspirational figure in Childrens TV. We spoke to him and got the low down on Morph, losing his virginity, and whether he could do fellow TV Artist Rolf Harris in a fight.
