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# See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn't the Goblin sweet?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 18 Jul, 13:43, Reply)
# Meanwhile, somewhere up north of Westminster, a muttering lad begins his day..
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 18 Jul, 11:45, Reply)
# Bike needs red rear wheel guards...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Jul, 12:48, Reply)
# epic
nice
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Thu 18 Jul, 13:00, Reply)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 18 Jul, 10:40, Reply)
# Always follow the instructions
and use the correct tools

(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop earns 146 in Scrabble, Thu 18 Jul, 9:50, Reply)
# Some men just want to watch the world burn.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 18 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# On the border of catnipppp territory
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Thu 18 Jul, 11:24, Reply)
# I miss catnippppppp
Or more accurately, I miss everyone mocking him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs <this space for rent>, Thu 18 Jul, 12:17, Reply)
# I wonder if the CIA/Mossad are still moving his bicycle when his back is turned
(the porcupine from purgatory let's make this good, Thu 18 Jul, 13:46, Reply)
# Wasn't that THE JEWS? You know, all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Thu 18 Jul, 14:08, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Thu 18 Jul, 8:37, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Jul, 6:24, Reply)
# I wake up, read the news and think, oh that's sad.
I come on b3ta and think, oh that's funny. even though it's more sad actually but what the hell am I supposed to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky, Thu 18 Jul, 7:35, Reply)
# yeah, I saw the slightly funny headline and posted the gif before I got the full details
13 dead and 30 unaccounted for is the latest, so awful I'm tempted to delete it, but this is B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Jul, 8:45, Reply)
# 23 dead, the last thing five of them saw was your GIF...
...Studio Ghibli have sent a cheque in the post.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 18 Jul, 9:03, Reply)
# I say let it stand
we have a long tradition of laughing at tragedy before the full impact's known; I remember being here when the second shuttle got lost on re-entry and we all worked it out before the news broadcast it and had already memed it.

s'a fucking awful situation though, I hope the bastard lit his own pubes on fire too.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all this were fields, Thu 18 Jul, 9:15, Reply)
# Old b3ta would have meant an
edit in order to add Status Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Jul, 9:34, Reply)
# hey!
look over here!
(ozof, Thu 18 Jul, 12:30, Reply)
# they've probably gotten over it by now
it's not like solemnity makes tragedies all better, Toast. Making a joke about it as good a response as any. All equally powerless to reverse what's happened, but better for the mental health I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Thu 18 Jul, 13:56, Reply)
# Probably some hikikomori otaku unhappy with the latest episode of the moe anime series they're obsessed with...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Jul, 12:53, Reply)
# Well I suppose that's fair enough then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Thu 18 Jul, 14:09, Reply)
# Are you ever in the mood to see Keith Richards gnawing on a nutsack?
If so, then like and subscribe.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Thu 18 Jul, 2:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] Jessica Simpson, or Fabio?


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Thu 18 Jul, 1:10, Reply)
# :) Fabio has titz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Thu 18 Jul, 2:22, Reply)
# The Best Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Thu 18 Jul, 2:35, Reply)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PgcCe3P_c
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Thu 18 Jul, 4:14, Reply)
# 'I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters' Donald Trump.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 17 Jul, 21:59, Reply)
# Mmmm, stand up & turn around bright eyes <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Wed 17 Jul, 23:52, Reply)
# I remember this quest from Fallout 3
(I helped save b3ta! kaolincash has three tarantulas and two house spiders, Thu 18 Jul, 0:14, Reply)
# yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Thu 18 Jul, 1:46, Reply)
# Good thing that he has no military experience.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob is gratified to see that Bink is still around, Thu 18 Jul, 2:34, Reply)
# Needs more obese white guy.
But yeah, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Jul, 12:55, Reply)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 17 Jul, 13:06, Reply)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Jul, 15:59, Reply)
# Babs!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 17 Jul, 20:13, Reply)
[challenge entry] Why Hillary wears pantsuits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 23:33, Reply)
[challenge entry] Boke
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Jul, 3:55, Reply)
# Ed Balls’ ‘ead balls
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 17 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# Hahahah
reminds me of a Bloodhound Gang song
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 17 Jul, 12:57, Reply)
# Gobble gobble
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Jul, 15:04, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jul, 20:27, Reply)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kaolincash has three tarantulas and two house spiders, Tue 16 Jul, 20:32, Reply)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Tue 16 Jul, 20:59, Reply)
# Squee!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Jul, 21:13, Reply)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Jul, 21:22, Reply)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Jul, 23:00, Reply)
# What a lovely post to return to
'lo Prod!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Jul, 23:31, Reply)
# lo pot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Jul, 4:29, Reply)
# Great
Must watch Spirited Away again
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop earns 146 in Scrabble, Wed 17 Jul, 0:58, Reply)
# !!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Wed 17 Jul, 1:54, Reply)
# Is this that FaceApp thingy the kids are on about?
Turns obnoxious politicians into cute fluffy creatures?

Splendid work
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Wed 17 Jul, 12:33, Reply)
# Lovely
Wants
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Jul, 15:06, Reply)
# Brilliant
As always
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters put the f in freak in the cemetery, Wed 17 Jul, 20:00, Reply)
# Hah and hey !
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 17 Jul, 20:17, Reply)
#
Who's a wittle fuzzy, wuzzy...erm?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 17 Jul, 22:17, Reply)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha who is front, who is back, Thu 18 Jul, 0:02, Reply)
# True story
I just bought this replacement toilet made by Jaccuzi. My "b3ta training" kicked in when I envisioned a little man, seated, bent over with hand extended,
ready to receive whatever dividends might be flushed down the tube :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 16:24, Reply)
# :) He also looks poised ready to pass on his prize to another human-centipede style
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop earns 146 in Scrabble, Tue 16 Jul, 16:47, Reply)
# Sounds like a relay sport of sorts :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 17:24, Reply)
# a bit Haring-esque
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 16 Jul, 16:50, Reply)
# This may be a little more Haring-esque ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 17:18, Reply)
# true, I had searched to see if he'd done a toilet and that bathroom mural is quite something
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 16 Jul, 19:19, Reply)
# This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Jul, 16:06, Reply)
# What happened to the original shitter?
(Paint! Digitally remastered, Tue 16 Jul, 16:56, Reply)
# Hopefully being used as a planter for begonias in the front garden...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Jul, 16:57, Reply)
# Heehee
My missus calls her minge a front garden
(Paint! Digitally remastered, Tue 16 Jul, 17:01, Reply)
# It had a crack in it--no pun intended ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 17:20, Reply)
# He is once again touching all time your ass
(cheese cave johnson, Tue 16 Jul, 17:25, Reply)
# That's his loss, my gain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 17:29, Reply)
# We are flushed with excitement ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Jul, 18:00, Reply)
# Then plunge right in, Sir ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 18:30, Reply)
# Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Tue 16 Jul, 18:06, Reply)
# This is quicker
Who among us hasn't been in this predicament?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 18:27, Reply)
# two men
one bog
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all this were fields, Tue 16 Jul, 20:36, Reply)
# Like two men, no diaper
(I helped save b3ta! LS18 (X) Present ( ) Absent, Tue 16 Jul, 21:15, Reply)
# I've got an idea for the next John Wick movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Jul, 15:13, Reply)
# NO YOU'RE AMAZING
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Jul, 15:42, Reply)
# I feel I need to have seen these movies for de-ris
(Paint! Digitally remastered, Tue 16 Jul, 16:56, Reply)
# Keanu has a dog, kills a lot of people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Jul, 17:17, Reply)
# So the dog kills people?
It certainly does not sound very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Tue 16 Jul, 17:21, Reply)
# I think it does in the 3rd film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Jul, 17:41, Reply)
# Just read the "Accident Man" comics, the film's a direct lift
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs <this space for rent>, Tue 16 Jul, 18:21, Reply)
# John Wick and 101 dalmatians...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Jul, 18:02, Reply)
# excellent
(ozof, Wed 17 Jul, 12:39, Reply)

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