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[challenge entry] Missing drugs haul you say? Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands, right Scoob?
(, Sat 24 Oct, 9:27, Reply)
# I wanna be a drug sniffing dog
(, Sat 24 Oct, 11:12, Reply)
# He loves his Scooby Smack
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# Yes!
(, Sat 24 Oct, 12:41, Reply)
# Noice
(, Sat 24 Oct, 12:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] Hannibal Lecturer
(, Fri 23 Oct, 23:53, Reply)
[challenge entry]
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# Ohhhh shit ahaha
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:26, Reply)
# Hannibal Lectern
(, Sat 24 Oct, 1:21, Reply)
# Hannibal Lexus
Hannibal Letcher
Cannonball Lecter
Horrible Lettuce
Hansolo Leah
(, Sat 24 Oct, 2:23, Reply)
# Handsolo lettuce sounds promising
(, Sat 24 Oct, 4:32, Reply)
# It’s too close to salad fingers.
(, Sat 24 Oct, 4:53, Reply)
# I've never seen salad fingers before.
Thanks for the tip.
Edit: I just told my 13yo son about it, turns out he's been a fan for a while now.
(, Sat 24 Oct, 5:07, Reply)
[challenge entry] Nice, I made this one about 7 years ago
(, Sat 24 Oct, 12:29, Reply)
[challenge entry] Final Sequence
(, Fri 23 Oct, 23:06, Reply)
#
:D
doesn't it need to be more circular

great!! now every time i go to the supermarket i will have this image in my mind.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 23:18, Reply)
# I like this
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] Give Wei
(, Fri 23 Oct, 20:35, Reply)
# Not gonna lie, I’ve never known how to pronounce his name, I thought this was a joke about wee wee
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:29, Reply)
# No, the joke is the man is not the boy's father.
(, Sat 24 Oct, 4:37, Reply)
# wee wee lol
(, Sat 24 Oct, 4:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] "None Shall Pass... port."
(, Fri 23 Oct, 19:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] there'll be tears before this is over
(, Fri 23 Oct, 18:37, Reply)
# The tier drop explodes
(, Fri 23 Oct, 18:43, Reply)
# could be enough for a boxed set
(, Fri 23 Oct, 19:12, Reply)
# Pfft
(, Fri 23 Oct, 22:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] Should've gone...
(, Fri 23 Oct, 17:26, Reply)
# into the radiation flooded engine room
(, Fri 23 Oct, 18:24, Reply)
# :(
(, Fri 23 Oct, 19:33, Reply)
# New Spock is not old Spock
that's what he meant when he said "remember"

Remember that I died
(, Fri 23 Oct, 20:49, Reply)
# Spoilers m8 ffs
mods, ban this prick, 38 years ago
(, Fri 23 Oct, 20:55, Reply)
# Back when it was good
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:33, Reply)
# b3ta, you mean
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:35, Reply)
# That’s the joke, dribble. That is it, that’s what I meant. That’s the joke. That is it.
Your comment better not get on the populol page. I’ve already put together a rough draft* of a letter to send to Rob laying out his legal options if it does.
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:36, Reply)
# Did you not mean Star Wars? I can change it, if you like
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:47, Reply)
# It’s all been a terrible misunderstanding, if you thought it was about Star Wars that’s even funnier!
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:50, Reply)
# Comedy bronze
(, Sat 24 Oct, 1:12, Reply)
# b3ta, you mean
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# Patar banton
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# It’s just locker-room banton
(, Sat 24 Oct, 4:59, Reply)
# Does he help you with your 'first contact' lens?
(, Fri 23 Oct, 18:29, Reply)
# FFS
(, Fri 23 Oct, 19:33, Reply)
# ffs y tho
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:34, Reply)
[challenge entry] Rethink. Reskill. Repent.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 15:37, Reply)
# Who’s the white guy?
(, Fri 23 Oct, 16:52, Reply)
# *Whose
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# *wight
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#
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# What a nice smiles :)
Middleface says FUCK MY NECKFLAPS DO ITTTTT HAHAHAHA or at least that’s what it looks like to me
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:23, Reply)
# I like the neckslits
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:23, Reply)
# I’m morbidly curious as to what you mean by ‘like’ in this context but PLEASE DO NOT SHARE YOUR FEELINGS WITH THE GROUP
inb4 -curious +obese
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:32, Reply)
# u ninja'd ur reply
By 'like' I mean 'LOVE' ...HARD!
(, Sat 24 Oct, 1:30, Reply)
# You shared, why did you share, we talked about the sharing
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# 'we'?
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# It was talked about
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#
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# Awwww :)
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# This is a great new joke that you just invented, you should enter it in the qotw.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 16:56, Reply)
# That Bastard
(, Fri 23 Oct, 17:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] Retired bounty hunter lands job at local council planning department.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 14:24, Reply)
# Do you know the way
(, Fri 23 Oct, 15:21, Reply)
# WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
(, Fri 23 Oct, 16:53, Reply)
# "Well, I gotta tell ya. You're the best damn Commie chef I ever worked with..."
(, Fri 23 Oct, 11:02, Reply)
# Who is this?
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:05, Reply)
# It's a man in a hat.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:07, Reply)
# Popeye?
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# FCUK-FR
(, Fri 23 Oct, 19:09, Reply)
# Judging by the eyebrows I would guess Leonid Brezhnev.
He was leader of the USSR after Nikita Khrushchev.

(I only know this because I must have watched The Death of Stalin half a dozen times.)
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:12, Reply)
# Nooooo, the guy in the hat!
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# harbhajan singh
(, Fri 23 Oct, 14:53, Reply)
# Noooo!
Different nose. Or is that racist to point out a different nose nowadays?
(, Fri 23 Oct, 15:12, Reply)
# yep, Brezhnev
google image search 'Brezhnev on the phone' to confirm
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:16, Reply)
# No, the guy in the hat
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:17, Reply)
# I think it's this bloke
b3ta.com/board/11328747

the one on the right, in the hat.
(, Fri 23 Oct, 14:41, Reply)
# HAHA, FUCK!
(, Fri 23 Oct, 15:11, Reply)
# Tell him I’m busy
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# Fuck you, Bogdan
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:17, Reply)
# While you're preparing this bit, Comrade...
do you mind if I'm just browsing?
(, Fri 23 Oct, 13:56, Reply)
# Now do Richard Hearne.
^please^
(, Fri 23 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# I think plongeur might be next
(, Fri 23 Oct, 15:53, Reply)
# Revised government initiative

Click for bigger (241 kb)
(, Thu 22 Oct, 23:51, Reply)
# Fackin mahnkeys

Click for bigger (139 kb)
(, Thu 22 Oct, 22:09, Reply)
# "Well, I gotta tell ya. You're the best damn Sioux chef I ever worked with..."
(, Thu 22 Oct, 18:35, Reply)
# You want a shirt that says NINJ on it? Well you're in fucking luck.
Coz NINJ has got your back, and your neck, and your sleeves.
(sleeve eagles sold separately)
(, Thu 22 Oct, 20:46, Reply)
# Is NINJ the new swastika?
(, Thu 22 Oct, 21:05, Reply)
# I want one that is mildly sweary
(, Thu 22 Oct, 21:34, Reply)
# Unparliamentary

Sorry
(, Thu 22 Oct, 15:33, Reply)
#
don't be
(, Thu 22 Oct, 16:14, Reply)
# It's funny because it's entirely accurate.
Figuratively and literally.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 16:38, Reply)
# Verified!
No need to be sorry
(, Thu 22 Oct, 16:46, Reply)
# exactly the same squares with liars
(, Thu 22 Oct, 18:13, Reply)
# and cunts.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 20:53, Reply)
# If only those stupid verifications were that easy.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 21:57, Reply)
# You are not a robot.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 22:57, Reply)
#
Can you even name them all?
(, Sat 24 Oct, 0:07, Reply)
# MORE!!
(, Thu 22 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# The Tories see hungry children...
...in a more 'Day of the Dead' kind of way.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 15:00, Reply)
# The tories care a lot about hungry children actually.
That’s why they’ve spent the last decade trying to make as many more as they can.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 16:25, Reply)
# This is great.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 19:19, Reply)
# Teach 'im a lesson!
(, Thu 22 Oct, 20:39, Reply)
# Excellent stuff Q as usual!
Particularly like Cummings directing proceedings.
(, Thu 22 Oct, 20:52, Reply)

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