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# New album out now! Featuring the new single 'Nobody plays piano backwards better than me'

(philburns, Sat 14 Sep, 11:12, , Reply)
# mas ti yalp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep, 11:48, , Reply)
# hello
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 14 Sep, 12:41, , Reply)
#
I like the pun. AI can gtfo though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Sep, 17:31, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Pod.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 14 Sep, 9:07, , Reply)
# but
are they tuna-friendly?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 14 Sep, 9:27, , Reply)
# hola
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Sep, 4:39, , Reply)
# hola
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 14 Sep, 6:15, , Reply)
# courtney lova
(rogerzilla, Sat 14 Sep, 6:24, , Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Sep, 16:57, , Reply)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Sep, 16:57, , Reply)
# pedes dentibus
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Sep, 17:35, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Sweet little Meringutan!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 14 Sep, 1:48, , Reply)
# Basil wanted to play with PDA... (Warning: Blood)

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(Jim Smith, Fri 13 Sep, 22:34, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Bumble bean (with an identity crisis)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Sep, 9:36, , Reply)
[challenge entry] cowgette

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Sep, 9:38, , Reply)
# add some wheels, give it a push and it'll be cowgette-propelled
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Sep, 21:26, , Reply)
# Bad vegetable choice Dick, no one likes those
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep, 1:41, , Reply)
# for the yanks
it's a mucchini
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 14 Sep, 9:29, , Reply)
# Yer an Intel hardware designer,, Harry
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 13 Sep, 8:11, , Reply)
# Huhuhuhuh, he said foof
(rogerzilla, Fri 13 Sep, 9:11, , Reply)
[challenge entry] why not purchase genuine discounted tickets at your local cornershop?

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(grimmmm, Thu 12 Sep, 2:46, , Reply)
# Always felt sorry for them
Ploughing an obscure indie furrow, one hit courtesy of a Fatboy Slim remix, back to indie obscurity for ever
(rogerzilla, Thu 12 Sep, 7:16, , Reply)
# As far as I'm aware, they seem happy enough with their lot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep, 8:17, , Reply)
# Making enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life before fading into obscurity, never to be bothered by the media again?
Sounds awful.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 12 Sep, 12:52, , Reply)
# They deserved more, but still get good reviews.
Probably better to be critically acclaimed than stuck forever playing old songs to drunk Oasis fans at I❤️90s festivals.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Sep, 18:34, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 20:23, , Reply)
# Well that would explain what they did in SNW
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Sep, 22:02, , Reply)
# lalala I can't hear you
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 22:09, , Reply)
# Looks like you've got Gornorrhea
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Sep, 0:45, , Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Sep, 5:35, , Reply)
# weird looking bogey
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Sep, 23:02, , Reply)
[challenge entry] I knew he was hiding something the whole journey.

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Sneaky twat.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Wed 11 Sep, 16:33, , Reply)
# This really takes the cake when it comes to the effect of imported media on both kids and adults.
Nostalgia starts to take a different toll as time goes on.
That's why we need...
CARTOONS OF THE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 19:11, , Reply)
# Alright your attempts at mockery are starting to get very old.
Like very, very old.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Wed 11 Sep, 19:37, , Reply)
# Like
?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 20:34, , Reply)
# *sigh*
I can clearly see where this is going.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Wed 11 Sep, 20:56, , Reply)
# Oh lighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 21:11, , Reply)
# I was TRYING to for god's sake, and yet...
...you're still trying to make me look like a nut job with those already stale piss takes towards me with that challenge suggestion I still instantly regret ever since, and then you go ahead and post an image which you think represents me (just for calling you out on that already tired jab towards my embarrassing suggestion), and then you say I should lighten up even though that's what I was trying to do HERE, and yet you suddenly try to start the same shit again in the first place just to make me look low again. Pathetic, just pathetic. Get over this "Cartoons of the Now" schtick already please.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Wed 11 Sep, 21:33, , Reply)
# OIC
That's a picture of a comedian called Colin Mockery Mochrie. He's getting very old. It was a pun based on what you said.

Interactions with people on b3ta is 99% piss taking. Have some fun with it. Sorry if you feel bullied, I'm not trying to be a cunt.
x
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 22:16, , Reply)
# Convinced.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Wed 11 Sep, 22:21, , Reply)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Mochrie
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep, 23:32, , Reply)
# Not trying
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 12 Sep, 10:38, , Reply)
# LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 12 Sep, 10:48, , Reply)
# I'm an all-natural zero-effort cunt, me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 12 Sep, 16:11, , Reply)
# Maybe a name without "unhinged" in it, might lead to better results?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep, 15:11, , Reply)
# is he eating the lemur's cum?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep, 18:32, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Frogmato

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(Karmathing I say., Wed 11 Sep, 12:09, , Reply)
# This is good. Very good.
(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Wed 11 Sep, 13:18, , Reply)
# , Bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Sep, 1:44, , Reply)
# This is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Sep, 13:23, , Reply)
# I want one
maybe on a salad.
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Wed 11 Sep, 14:35, , Reply)
# Tomatoad
*click*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 11 Sep, 18:47, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Say what!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Sep, 8:40, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Sep, 10:13, , Reply)
# They ate Mummy! They burned Mummy, killed her and ate her!
(rogerzilla, Wed 11 Sep, 11:51, , Reply)
# "In Springfield, they're eating the dogs!"
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 11 Sep, 9:49, , Reply)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Sep, 11:35, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
Oooh, I've just seen the compo. Hold up, I have a suitable pea.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 11 Sep, 13:35, , Reply)
# Better send a Border Cauli to round them up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Sep, 0:47, , Reply)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Sep, 13:45, , Reply)
# Morning all

It's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Sep, 8:48, , Reply)
# s'up
(ozof, Wed 11 Sep, 9:18, , Reply)
# Where's Annie?
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Sep, 9:45, , Reply)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Sep, 10:08, , Reply)
# Welcome to my B3TA Account!
Hey fellas! Jim Smith here! and guess what? I created an B3TA Account! so I make pictures for now! thank you for support! :)
(Jim Smith, Tue 10 Sep, 23:13, , Reply)
# Hi Jim, welcome to B3ta. Great to have you here!
Look forward to seeing your pictures.

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to gaz mongychops
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep, 23:36, , Reply)
# Haha classic Jim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep, 0:45, , Reply)
# Jimbo.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Sep, 6:42, , Reply)
# Jimbot.
All those exclamation marks. Could be Latino I suppose? Jaime Herrero.
(davyclam, Wed 11 Sep, 11:34, , Reply)
# ??!
Wait... is that Jim "The Legend" Smith?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 11 Sep, 8:00, , Reply)
# You better not let us down, Jim.
The last one to let us down after such a magnificent entrance... well, you won't see them posting anything now.

No pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Sep, 11:20, , Reply)
# QUESTION IS
did you burn your neck, or paint any invisible Bart Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Sep, 21:13, , Reply)
# pull up a kitten and shop a chair
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep, 18:34, , Reply)
# Hurry up and Photoshop then
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 Sep, 22:02, , Reply)

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