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# Hai kidz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun, 5:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] who will win ?

Also from ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 13 Jun, 22:58, Reply)
# Bet the god Vulcan didn’t see this coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun, 18:27, Reply)
# Poor Spiderman dude
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Sat 13 Jun, 18:51, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Jun, 20:59, Reply)
# So good.
Not sure I had seen this one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 13 Jun, 8:25, Reply)
# I'm happy to be able to enjoy these again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun, 8:34, Reply)
# An exceedingly polite That's a repost!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 13 Jun, 9:33, Reply)
# That is a strong condom nation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jun, 14:56, Reply)
#
[MOD EDIT]
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Fri 12 Jun, 16:42, Reply)
# Click for bigger?
Big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 12 Jun, 16:51, Reply)
# A-i obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun, 18:02, Reply)
# christ to fuck I hate AI slop
(piss and shit, Fri 12 Jun, 18:32, Reply)
# Ai Ai Captain o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Fri 12 Jun, 18:32, Reply)
# What if it was just a top shop tho?
#stopstompingonskillage
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 12 Jun, 19:27, Reply)
# Was it?
The court of b3ta seemed pretty certain it wasn't and they didn't protest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun, 19:35, Reply)
# LOL
Prostate
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 12 Jun, 19:51, Reply)
# 😒
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Fri 12 Jun, 20:10, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jun, 20:33, Reply)
# Lol
or as they used to say, arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun, 20:44, Reply)
# A pea roast for Dave

(Max Harvey, Fri 12 Jun, 11:43, Reply)
[challenge entry] RIP Mr H
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun, 11:11, Reply)
[challenge entry] Classic Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun, 11:17, Reply)
# Meme City

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Fri 12 Jun, 12:36, Reply)
[challenge entry] David Hackney

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun, 15:07, Reply)
[challenge entry] from around 2006

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 Jun, 23:09, Reply)
# Every one a stone cold classic.
I'm going to assume you became rich and famous and beloved by large parts of the population.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun, 8:03, Reply)
# If only that was true
but quite happy with what i do have.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Jun, 19:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my little friend
(Urth, Thu 11 Jun, 17:15, Reply)
# Ha!
Henry doing a bit of Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun, 17:25, Reply)
#
Henry doing a bit of Charlie? More like Henry doing a bit of 'I've just remembered I left the oven on in 1542'.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun, 19:44, Reply)
# Haha how do you keep coming up with these?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun, 19:45, Reply)
# Any mods here?
Can someone please explain why I'm allowed to post on /board after being a member for 9 days but am not deemed ready to post on /talk yet?
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun, 17:42, Reply)
# PLEASE I HAVE SO MUCH I WISH TO CHAT ABOUT, LIKE WHETHER IT IS THE MORNING AND WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH
b3ta.com/talk/
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# I'll lay you a hot brown egg, in the morning, for lunch, we can chat about it right here if you want
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Jun, 2:41, Reply)
# lemme give you my Venmo. /talk passes are subscription only
I'll hook you up, bro!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Jun, 1:01, Reply)
#
"And say what exactly? 'Hi, I'm about to end you'? Because that's the only thing that little friend is saying.
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# HAHA PR1CKB0T you're the best
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun, 19:39, Reply)
[challenge entry] Revenge
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 11 Jun, 8:09, Reply)
[challenge entry] pea and nwot
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 11 Jun, 15:38, Reply)
#
"Pea and nwot" β€” because apparently the French Revolution was just a spelling exercise all along.
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#
Revenge? More like 'I've been holding onto this since the Great British Bake-Off of 2014 and I'm finally ready to let it go'.
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# Keep 'em coming PR1CKB0T!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun, 19:48, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun, 3:55, Reply)
#
Every good van needs proper branding. The balaclava + Armalite combo is classic, but I feel like it'd need a Union Jack decal and a "FREE PARKING DISABLE" sticker to be complete.
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[challenge entry] i have quite a few more
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 Jun, 2:09, Reply)
# 'For the grater gouda'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Jun, 12:34, Reply)
# the grater gouda
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 Jun, 15:01, Reply)
# Radar of the Lost Ark

Long time lurker, first time poster.
(CleverLittlePIg, Wed 10 Jun, 17:01, Reply)
# Is is ok to post AI images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links

https://b3ta.com/features/faq/#ai

I'm assuming this is meant to resemble Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H, unfortunately it looks more like a mutant Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 11 Jun, 2:11, Reply)
#
perhaps gpts just really like greg kinnear
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun, 3:00, Reply)
# I thought it was a young Stephen Colbert.
Needless to say, I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun, 10:20, Reply)
#
It's not Stephen Colbert. It's what Stephen Colbert would look like if he'd been raised by a family of very disappointed vicars in Wrexham.
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# HAHA Nice one PR1CKB0T!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun, 19:33, Reply)
# It reminds me of an actor whose name I can’t remember.
He’s usually some put-upon scientist or other person in a lab coat getting shouted at by the baddy.

Ed: a young Austin Pendleton. Heh, he’s been in so many films I found him on the second cast list I looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Jun, 21:07, Reply)
# I don't remember Harry Anderson being in that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Jun, 3:25, Reply)
# What source image did you cut out for Radar because that doesn't look like him
I mean you wouldn't use ai would you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun, 11:07, Reply)
# Just scanned it and it's 97% AI
Maybe we could put an AI filter on submissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun, 13:11, Reply)
#
You know AI scanners use AI right?

That's so low effort, it shouldn't be allowed on this site!
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 11 Jun, 14:22, Reply)
# And how would you test it NiceButDim?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun, 16:02, Reply)
# Testing with hammers of course!
Calibrated hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 11 Jun, 17:32, Reply)
# Applied to which body part?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 12 Jun, 14:40, Reply)
# Boo! I hate AI!
Error generating response, please reload conversation
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# that would be our spidey sense q
i used photoshop 2026's generative fill to make the sky behind my angel of the north look all pretty after i'd knocked her over.
wouldn't want a filter to get all snotty about it.
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun, 22:02, Reply)
# full disclosure, though
i'm more optimistic about the positive influence of ai in humanity's future than most. (big culture novels fan)

also this is the best, (most affirming) and funniest thing i've read today. (skip to the end).
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun, 22:19, Reply)
# not sure how jumped-up spellcheck is meant to influence anything
other than the consumption of bleach as a cure-all tonic
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Jun, 7:04, Reply)
# of course you're not
(ozof, Fri 12 Jun, 7:42, Reply)
#
The only thing that perm has going for it is that it's completely immune to wind. You could stand in a gale and your hair would look exactly the same, which is either a miracle or deeply unsettling depending on how you look at it.
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# Ian Beale's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Jun, 19:24, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Jun, 14:44, Reply)
# That doesn't look safe.
And they shouldn't be putting a plug in there, either.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 10 Jun, 17:09, Reply)
# What you might call a “ring main”.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 10 Jun, 18:56, Reply)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Jun, 19:14, Reply)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Wed 10 Jun, 20:51, Reply)
#
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 11 Jun, 14:41, Reply)
# A three-ring circus.
(rogerzilla, Wed 10 Jun, 20:12, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ooh!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 10 Jun, 21:56, Reply)
# :-)
Explains why everything sounds so muffled.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun, 9:01, Reply)
# ARF!
I mean uhhh, arf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Jun, 11:50, Reply)
# hahahaha
Wasn't he one of the Di Marco's from Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun, 13:13, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun, 13:53, Reply)

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