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[challenge entry] Missing drugs haul you say? Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands, right Scoob?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 24 Oct, 9:27, Reply)
# I wanna be a drug sniffing dog
(dribble posting crap, Sat 24 Oct, 11:12, Reply)
# He loves his Scooby Smack
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Oct, 11:21, Reply)
# Yes!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Oct, 12:41, Reply)
# Noice
(dirk speedrift, Sat 24 Oct, 12:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] Hannibal Lecturer
(i124nk8 Say it out loud, Fri 23 Oct, 23:53, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(i124nk8 Say it out loud, Sat 24 Oct, 0:05, Reply)
# Ohhhh shit ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:26, Reply)
# Hannibal Lectern
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Sat 24 Oct, 1:21, Reply)
# Hannibal Lexus
Hannibal Letcher
Cannonball Lecter
Horrible Lettuce
Hansolo Leah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 2:23, Reply)
# Handsolo lettuce sounds promising
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Sat 24 Oct, 4:32, Reply)
# It’s too close to salad fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 4:53, Reply)
# I've never seen salad fingers before.
Thanks for the tip.
Edit: I just told my 13yo son about it, turns out he's been a fan for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Sat 24 Oct, 5:07, Reply)
[challenge entry] Nice, I made this one about 7 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 24 Oct, 12:29, Reply)
[challenge entry] Final Sequence
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Oct, 23:06, Reply)
#
:D
doesn't it need to be more circular

great!! now every time i go to the supermarket i will have this image in my mind.
(razzle, Fri 23 Oct, 23:18, Reply)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] Give Wei
(2kindsofherring, Fri 23 Oct, 20:35, Reply)
# Not gonna lie, I’ve never known how to pronounce his name, I thought this was a joke about wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:29, Reply)
# No, the joke is the man is not the boy's father.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Sat 24 Oct, 4:37, Reply)
# wee wee lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 4:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] "None Shall Pass... port."
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Fri 23 Oct, 19:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] there'll be tears before this is over
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 23 Oct, 18:37, Reply)
# The tier drop explodes
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 18:43, Reply)
# could be enough for a boxed set
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 23 Oct, 19:12, Reply)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Oct, 22:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] Should've gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Oct, 17:26, Reply)
# into the radiation flooded engine room
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 18:24, Reply)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 19:33, Reply)
# New Spock is not old Spock
that's what he meant when he said "remember"

Remember that I died
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 20:49, Reply)
# Spoilers m8 ffs
mods, ban this prick, 38 years ago
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 20:55, Reply)
# Back when it was good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:33, Reply)
# b3ta, you mean
(dribble posting crap, Sat 24 Oct, 0:35, Reply)
# That’s the joke, dribble. That is it, that’s what I meant. That’s the joke. That is it.
Your comment better not get on the populol page. I’ve already put together a rough draft* of a letter to send to Rob laying out his legal options if it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:36, Reply)
# Did you not mean Star Wars? I can change it, if you like
(dribble posting crap, Sat 24 Oct, 0:47, Reply)
# It’s all been a terrible misunderstanding, if you thought it was about Star Wars that’s even funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:50, Reply)
# Comedy bronze
(dribble posting crap, Sat 24 Oct, 1:12, Reply)
# b3ta, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 1:54, Reply)
# Patar banton
(dribble posting crap, Sat 24 Oct, 2:14, Reply)
# It’s just locker-room banton
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 4:59, Reply)
# Does he help you with your 'first contact' lens?
(Cerberus64, Fri 23 Oct, 18:29, Reply)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 19:33, Reply)
# ffs y tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:34, Reply)
[challenge entry] Rethink. Reskill. Repent.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Oct, 15:37, Reply)
# Who’s the white guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Fri 23 Oct, 16:52, Reply)
# *Whose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 17:32, Reply)
# *wight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Fri 23 Oct, 19:12, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 19:34, Reply)
# What a nice smiles :)
Middleface says FUCK MY NECKFLAPS DO ITTTTT HAHAHAHA or at least that’s what it looks like to me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:23, Reply)
# I like the neckslits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Sat 24 Oct, 0:23, Reply)
# I’m morbidly curious as to what you mean by ‘like’ in this context but PLEASE DO NOT SHARE YOUR FEELINGS WITH THE GROUP
inb4 -curious +obese
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 0:32, Reply)
# u ninja'd ur reply
By 'like' I mean 'LOVE' ...HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Sat 24 Oct, 1:30, Reply)
# You shared, why did you share, we talked about the sharing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 1:56, Reply)
# 'we'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Sat 24 Oct, 2:07, Reply)
# It was talked about
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 2:11, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Sat 24 Oct, 2:47, Reply)
# Awwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 4:59, Reply)
# This is a great new joke that you just invented, you should enter it in the qotw.
(b3ta tosh, Fri 23 Oct, 16:56, Reply)
# That Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 17:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] Retired bounty hunter lands job at local council planning department.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Oct, 14:24, Reply)
# Do you know the way
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 15:21, Reply)
# WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Fri 23 Oct, 16:53, Reply)
# "Well, I gotta tell ya. You're the best damn Commie chef I ever worked with..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Oct, 11:02, Reply)
# Who is this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 13:05, Reply)
# It's a man in a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps, Fri 23 Oct, 13:07, Reply)
# Popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 13:10, Reply)
# FCUK-FR
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 19:09, Reply)
# Judging by the eyebrows I would guess Leonid Brezhnev.
He was leader of the USSR after Nikita Khrushchev.

(I only know this because I must have watched The Death of Stalin half a dozen times.)
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob, Fri 23 Oct, 13:12, Reply)
# Nooooo, the guy in the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 13:50, Reply)
# harbhajan singh
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Fri 23 Oct, 14:53, Reply)
# Noooo!
Different nose. Or is that racist to point out a different nose nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 15:12, Reply)
# yep, Brezhnev
google image search 'Brezhnev on the phone' to confirm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Oct, 13:16, Reply)
# No, the guy in the hat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 13:17, Reply)
# I think it's this bloke
b3ta.com/board/11328747

the one on the right, in the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Fri 23 Oct, 14:41, Reply)
# HAHA, FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 15:11, Reply)
# Tell him I’m busy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , chestnut dagger finder, Sat 24 Oct, 1:57, Reply)
# Fuck you, Bogdan
(dribble posting crap, Fri 23 Oct, 13:17, Reply)
# While you're preparing this bit, Comrade...
do you mind if I'm just browsing?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin, Fri 23 Oct, 13:56, Reply)
# Now do Richard Hearne.
^please^
(davyclam, Fri 23 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# I think plongeur might be next
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Fri 23 Oct, 15:53, Reply)
# Revised government initiative

Click for bigger (241 kb)
(Groovejackson, Thu 22 Oct, 23:51, Reply)
# Fackin mahnkeys

Click for bigger (139 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 22 Oct, 22:09, Reply)
# "Well, I gotta tell ya. You're the best damn Sioux chef I ever worked with..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Oct, 18:35, Reply)
# You want a shirt that says NINJ on it? Well you're in fucking luck.
Coz NINJ has got your back, and your neck, and your sleeves.
(sleeve eagles sold separately)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Oct, 20:46, Reply)
# Is NINJ the new swastika?
(dribble posting crap, Thu 22 Oct, 21:05, Reply)
# I want one that is mildly sweary
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Gave aids back to the monkeys on this day, Thu 22 Oct, 21:34, Reply)
# Unparliamentary

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 22 Oct, 15:33, Reply)
#
don't be
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Thu 22 Oct, 16:14, Reply)
# It's funny because it's entirely accurate.
Figuratively and literally.
(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Thu 22 Oct, 16:38, Reply)
# Verified!
No need to be sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Oct, 16:46, Reply)
# exactly the same squares with liars
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 22 Oct, 18:13, Reply)
# and cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Oct, 20:53, Reply)
# If only those stupid verifications were that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat is a staunch believer in survival of the luckiest., Thu 22 Oct, 21:57, Reply)
# You are not a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Oct, 22:57, Reply)
#
Can you even name them all?
(LokiMD, Sat 24 Oct, 0:07, Reply)
# MORE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# The Tories see hungry children...
...in a more 'Day of the Dead' kind of way.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Oct, 15:00, Reply)
# The tories care a lot about hungry children actually.
That’s why they’ve spent the last decade trying to make as many more as they can.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob, Thu 22 Oct, 16:25, Reply)
# This is great.
(2kindsofherring, Thu 22 Oct, 19:19, Reply)
# Teach 'im a lesson!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Oct, 20:39, Reply)
# Excellent stuff Q as usual!
Particularly like Cummings directing proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Oct, 20:52, Reply)

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