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# advantage: Kirk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Drink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 Mar, 21:34, , Reply)
# THAT WOULD BE A DIALECTICAL MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Tue 28 Mar, 21:56, , Reply)
# exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 Mar, 21:58, , Reply)
# Well played comrade!
(Hemipygous, Tue 28 Mar, 22:27, , Reply)
# Hairy Japanese Starmers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Mar, 23:04, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Zzzzzzzz.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Mar, 19:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] NWOT:
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Tue 28 Mar, 20:00, , Reply)
[challenge entry] No deal
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Tue 28 Mar, 15:07, , Reply)
# This guy is clearly walking around in ladies underwear all day every day.
And that's completely fine. It's his choice. Comfort is important.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Mar, 16:21, , Reply)
# So why does he have a constant expression of "Ooo it pinches a bit in the undercarriage"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
# Well 30p probably only buys the bit that goes underneath.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Mar, 19:21, , Reply)
# 30p? That's going for a thong
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 28 Mar, 19:31, , Reply)
# I gusset is.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Tue 28 Mar, 19:59, , Reply)
# And so cheap you wouldn't have to knicker pair
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 28 Mar, 23:30, , Reply)
# Ha, you nailed it!
Needs more Phil Mitchell tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 16:23, , Reply)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 28 Mar, 20:09, , Reply)
#


EDIT: Source (as if you haven't already seent it, u dirty buggers) twitter.com/Anoop_Khatra/status/1639460487166586881?s=20
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 0:26, , Reply)
# It’s good…
…but that white bar is buggin’ me DX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Mar, 0:31, , Reply)
# I FEEX, BE RIGHT BACK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 0:34, , Reply)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Mar, 1:19, , Reply)
# :D helluva ride!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Mar, 0:40, , Reply)
# they call him Flipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 0:41, , Reply)
# you mean he's driving like that on porpoise?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Mar, 0:43, , Reply)
# He was on the bottle, knows it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 28 Mar, 0:50, , Reply)
# been there
youtu.be/s6fcMLaIIDU
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Mar, 1:00, , Reply)
# HAHA OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 1:08, , Reply)
# Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 0:44, , Reply)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 28 Mar, 1:27, , Reply)
# superb.....looks like going thru the road!!! have a woo
(sivle weathercock, Tue 28 Mar, 1:44, , Reply)
# Is everything here done with A.I. now?
While you just sit back and light ya gun pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Mar, 9:28, , Reply)
# Fucking hell it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Mar, 9:45, , Reply)
# Oh hello
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 9:46, , Reply)
# :( this is NOT AI
It's one of my trademark flippy JIFs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 9:46, , Reply)
# Jif is now Cif.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 28 Mar, 11:16, , Reply)
# Best of all the peanut butters
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 11:40, , Reply)
# Tangy!
And easy to spread.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 28 Mar, 11:45, , Reply)
# Delicious non ionic surfactants
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 11:59, , Reply)
# With the taste kids can get enough of.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 28 Mar, 15:32, , Reply)
# All the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 10:14, , Reply)
# that looks like a lot of work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 28 Mar, 16:41, , Reply)
# When Mr Gates activates the vaccine microchips we'll all be able to post hands free
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 17:08, , Reply)
# I already post brain-free
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
# I wish he'd get a fucking move on,
all this freedom of thought and action is getting tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
#
fuckinAijumpingfishtruckkillintehboard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Mar, 13:57, , Reply)
# IT'S NOT A-I !!!
all i did was copy a few frams and flip-em for the 2nd half www.carscoops.com/2023/03/kia-soul-sent-flying-several-feet-into-the-air-in-unbelievable-crash/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 14:00, , Reply)
# Sounds like something a robot would say
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 14:13, , Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 14:14, , Reply)
# That's not even a real dog.
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Tue 28 Mar, 14:16, , Reply)
# Srsly tho I do like your animations
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 14:35, , Reply)
# Bless you, Young Turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 14:45, , Reply)
# ‘animations’….hmmmm…..[corporate thinking emoji]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Mar, 16:07, , Reply)
# Fresh Content
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Tue 28 Mar, 20:27, , Reply)
# Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Tue 28 Mar, 14:07, , Reply)
# Everyone was in awe at the magnificence
Normal service has been resumed
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 16:27, , Reply)
# lan Partsons: what goes up must go down
GREEN VELVET:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFcgvl7hRE

33:30
34:14
38:25
39:48 (wave)
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:21, , Reply)
# Unkle
yes brother, the fire rises/a
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:23, , Reply)
# SUAVE SUSAN SWEETHEART
sitcom during the 50's but everyone has to be suave 24/7

Here's to your fuck, Frank
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:37, , Reply)
# One suave fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 20:48, , Reply)
# How are you so fucking suave?
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:49, , Reply)
# Here's to Ben
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 20:56, , Reply)
# Please Join our LIVE Q4 discussion
We shall be covering the following:
Japes

b3ta.com/board/11389821
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:58, , Reply)
# Hi, we'll be discussing Q4 here over the next 90x minutes
b3ta.com/talk/8365171

feel free to join the chat for japes and hilarity
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 20:56, , Reply)
# dekionplex off the top rope
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Tue 28 Mar, 21:36, , Reply)
# suave spaniels:
days of dalliance

YOUR MOVE, PUNK/a
(Q4 Qwelcome to Q4, Tue 28 Mar, 22:49, , Reply)
# Ⓠ⑀
youtube.com/πŸ†€5

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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 Mar, 21:00, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Well, we can hope
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Mar, 20:50, , Reply)
# He'd love the visual of being lead around in handcuffs.
Would probably make his micropenis semi erect.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Mar, 21:01, , Reply)
# Ach. True.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Mar, 21:09, , Reply)
# Not sure if you're referencing this, but he was reportedly telling people last week how he wanted to be handcuffed
Somehow his people manage to keep their belief in his victimhood intact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 Mar, 21:12, , Reply)
# Not a surprise.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Mar, 22:17, , Reply)
# Avoids having to pay Russian pee prostitutes to tie him up
(rogerzilla, Tue 28 Mar, 10:42, , Reply)
# Yet more ammunition for his ongoing narrative.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Mon 27 Mar, 22:24, , Reply)
# they wouldnt use handcuffs anyway. he's not going to run away
my feeling is that this one he really doesn't want, so this is trying to bluff and intimidate the prosecutors from going ahead with it. he has a lot of votes he needs to make up, and needs to keep his base, many of them bible belt
so if he's to push the "unfairly persecuted" narrative, each time it's mentioned it'll remind people it was about paying illegal hush money to a porn star he had adulterous sex with, just after his wife Melania gave birth. This might not get his base on board in the way he hopes it might. He was able to downplay the pussygrabbing, but he'll find it difficult to both exploit and hush pornstar payoffs at the same time. for other charges, sure, but not this one
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Mar, 2:29, , Reply)
# A chunk of his fanbase will have no problem with him being involved with a porn star, because things like laws and morals don't apply to special people,
and another chunk will dismiss her as a fake accuser who he paid purely to shut her up.

He can do no wrong in a lot of peoples' eyes ... β€œI could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters, okay?”
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 6:38, , Reply)
# These are the people who think that school massacres are fake and performed by crisis actors so The Left can justify taking away their freedom.
I'm sure they can believe that a porn star would tell lies about their favourite politician to make the religious feel they have to distance themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 7:03, , Reply)
# all this is true, but it's not the nutters and maga fuckwits he needs to win, he already has them
it's the seven million swing voters he needs back, while keeping the religious on side in lineball states like florida. he doesnt want the stormy daniels conviction, and he won't be able to exploit it. If he is convicted my guess would be he never mentions it.
Can you imagine at a primary debate him wanting his rivals and him to be focussing on his conviction on paying hush money after aldulterous sex with a porn star while married, which he'd have to do if he wanted the "persecuted narrative". It'd be gold to De Santis and the like. Anyway, that's my take. I've quite enjoyed not talking about him for a while
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Mar, 7:28, , Reply)
# As someone who has lived here for a quarter century - none of this matters. By and large, people remember the last thing they were told that they wanted to hear.
Not because they're stupid. It's a fucking hurricane of insane lies every day here. If the shop you're in only sells crap, you're going to be leaving with some crap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 28 Mar, 12:21, , Reply)
# sometimes you just have to just enjoy the show
twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1640125981741445120
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Mar, 5:02, , Reply)
# If this happens
He'll win. Is that what anyone wants?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 28 Mar, 1:05, , Reply)
# Rabid armed Trump fans desperate to storm a court or prison, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Tue 28 Mar, 8:10, , Reply)
[challenge entry] I don't believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 Mar, 20:07, , Reply)
[challenge entry] 'Order' you say? Same again please...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Mar, 19:25, , Reply)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 27 Mar, 18:26, , Reply)
# change of pace now--pushups!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Mar, 20:00, , Reply)
# chortle material :)
(sivle weathercock, Mon 27 Mar, 18:36, , Reply)
# Star Twerk?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 27 Mar, 23:37, , Reply)
# haha--almost!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Mar, 23:40, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 27 Mar, 15:23, , Reply)
# Alcohol free edition
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 Mar, 15:35, , Reply)
# :( Just when I needed it most!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Mon 27 Mar, 18:04, , Reply)
# In this order
Yes Yes No
(( * )( * ) AKA ( . Y . ), Mon 27 Mar, 15:54, , Reply)
# This is very silly
And marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Mar, 23:10, , Reply)
[challenge entry] this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 27 Mar, 14:37, , Reply)
# TOTAL PROTONIC FACE REVERSAL
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Mar, 14:53, , Reply)
# TOTAL
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 27 Mar, 15:10, , Reply)
# Alright Nin... WAIT A MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power, Mon 27 Mar, 15:08, , Reply)
#

Click for bigger (1835 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Mar, 11:11, , Reply)
# Serious security breach as pauper made it past the barriers to within a mile of Sunak
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 27 Mar, 14:32, , Reply)
# New, fun-size Sunak
Shrinkflation Tories
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 Mar, 15:37, , Reply)
# Small, far and away one of the richest men in England
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 Mar, 16:56, , Reply)
# Why reverse the ritzy though?
Too brown etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Mar, 19:12, , Reply)
# Homeless chap was there for a business meeting...
No need for all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 28 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] He outfoxed the fox and out-slithered the snake, and he told a tall tale of an ambush by cake.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Mar, 10:53, , Reply)
# Hahah!
Perfect
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Mar, 10:58, , Reply)
# :)
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Mar, 11:00, , Reply)
# vg :)
(ozof, Mon 27 Mar, 13:13, , Reply)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 Mar, 14:29, , Reply)
# Cayke!
(( * )( * ) AKA ( . Y . ), Mon 27 Mar, 15:19, , Reply)
# or death?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt ur my favourite u taste like limes, Mon 27 Mar, 22:27, , Reply)
# Batman--begging for an ass kicking!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Mar, 22:32, , Reply)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 26 Mar, 22:59, , Reply)
# thanx, T.O. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Mar, 23:27, , Reply)
# How is this excellent?
(I helped save b3ta! brb redeemed this feature on, Mon 27 Mar, 13:37, , Reply)
# hehe...just seen this on imgur.....can't get any vids to upload with sound on there..bummer :(
(sivle weathercock, Sun 26 Mar, 23:04, , Reply)
# is that a file size limitation or file format restriction?
Don't think I've ever tried uploading video there.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
# only rule is under one minute *shrugs*
(sivle weathercock, Mon 27 Mar, 0:26, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(makey_nicey_soupy If you are reading this, then you are reading this, Sun 26 Mar, 21:37, , Reply)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 26 Mar, 21:49, , Reply)
# Played by Ian McShame.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 26 Mar, 22:14, , Reply)

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