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[challenge entry] piranha nevermind
(Ballymoran, Mon 27 Sep, 17:39, Reply)
[challenge entry] A quick perusal of the bios of the members of Nirvana indicate that none of them spent time down the pits extracting coal or other minerals from the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 27 Sep, 17:57, Reply)
# I blame Thatcher
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Sep, 19:17, Reply)
#
great minds etc..
b3ta.com/board/11351943
(razzle, Mon 27 Sep, 18:48, Reply)
#
ah shit didn't spot that in my review. yours is better.
(Ballymoran, Mon 27 Sep, 22:00, Reply)
# Aww too bad someone dripped candle wax on your CD cover.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep, 1:08, Reply)
[challenge entry] Smells like formaldehyde

Click for bigger (100 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 27 Sep, 16:16, Reply)
# Nice
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 27 Sep, 16:58, Reply)
# Hey Porcy, seen the trailer for Inside Job?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 27 Sep, 17:30, Reply)
# very good!
(ozof, Mon 27 Sep, 22:04, Reply)
# I was gonna do this on day 1 of the compo...
...but then I decided to save it for Dick Wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep, 1:09, Reply)
[challenge entry] ymrA eht nioJ
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 27 Sep, 14:26, Reply)
#


edit: yes, it's a tesla
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 27 Sep, 18:35, Reply)
# This spot the difference is really tough
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 27 Sep, 20:15, Reply)
# Bugger. sorry
edit. Here you go Dick, I done ya one.


I think there are 7: Click for the differences
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 27 Sep, 20:46, Reply)
#
I'm struggling, I think I can see one

(razzle, Tue 28 Sep, 7:45, Reply)
#
Is it the croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Sep, 7:51, Reply)
# Forgot
the endless cleaning of the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts Twas ever thus., Mon 27 Sep, 19:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] fixed
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 27 Sep, 13:56, Reply)
#
Did you enjoy drawing on a child’s penis?
(Ballymoran, Mon 27 Sep, 15:59, Reply)
# A 3pbb ball gag is perfectly acceptable, if not compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 27 Sep, 17:20, Reply)
#
Absolutely true. It is essential work.
(Ballymoran, Mon 27 Sep, 17:45, Reply)
# pfft
you like ballgags
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 27 Sep, 18:54, Reply)
# nuh-uh
The penis should be pink and the 3ppb should be black. Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps just couldn't be arsed on, Mon 27 Sep, 20:15, Reply)
# Pink pubes were the fashion in the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 27 Sep, 20:24, Reply)
# In the '80s, it was one side dayglow pink and the other yellow...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Sep, 21:13, Reply)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Sep, 21:14, Reply)
# Magenta!....w/deep purple pubes!
That's how it's always been done!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Sep, 1:12, Reply)
# Ceci n'est pas une peepee
nuf said
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 27 Sep, 19:57, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 12:51, Reply)
# if I hit Kurt with something do I win a prize?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Sep, 13:16, Reply)
# You'd have to dig him up first.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 13:36, Reply)
# What does the fading swaying mean?
What is the significance of tween?
(I helped save b3ta! brb steering every conversation onto wire wool, Mon 27 Sep, 13:42, Reply)
# tween generally means asking animation software to fill in the frames between a couple of points
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Sep, 13:45, Reply)
# looking at these pics is making my idly wonder if Kurt ever used computers
If he was well into his Apple II or TRS 80 in the mid 80s or just avoided all this stuff. Dying in 1994 it would *just* be possible to avoid it, if you were a complete refusenik about it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Sep, 13:47, Reply)
# He's 13 in 1980 which puts him right around the time period for when personal computing got popular.
I like to think he was very good at Head Over Heels.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 14:13, Reply)
# Limited edition lenticular cover
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Mon 27 Sep, 16:11, Reply)
# Fighting over fuel? This app will tell you whether you're on the petrol naughty list.
(Not an onanist, honestly, Mon 27 Sep, 12:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] This week on Perfectly Normal Island
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Sep, 11:54, Reply)
#
Nicely, I'd vote for him
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Sep, 16:35, Reply)
# Alt universe Connolly Bond
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 9:29, Reply)
# Alt universe O'Connor Bond
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 9:54, Reply)
# Later, Stromberg told the Fokker joke and Des never played Bond again
(rogerzilla, Mon 27 Sep, 9:58, Reply)
# Boardman Bond for Casino Royale remake remake
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 10:02, Reply)
# Alt universe Dave Allen Bond
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 10:11, Reply)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 10:17, Reply)
# GAH Jesus man
warn us before you post something like this. Children could see it.
(gijoel, Tue 28 Sep, 5:20, Reply)
# Needs less finger
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Sep, 10:36, Reply)
# Dammit - I completely forgot about that
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 10:40, Reply)
# "Th' name's Yin. Big Yin."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Mon 27 Sep, 11:11, Reply)
# Billy Connery
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Sep, 11:33, Reply)
# When he came back for Never say never again
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 11:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] satire innit
(ozof, Mon 27 Sep, 7:21, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 2:11, Reply)
# Pedro what is your favorite type of food?

Good loop on this one, no stutter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 2:49, Reply)
# All of it!
I am particularly fond of roasted meats and veggies; chicken, lamb or pork & sprouts, carrots, and potatoes. Seasoned with a greek spice blend and very lightly salted.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 3:10, Reply)
# No gravy? Heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob sporadically communicating from wikiholes unknown, Mon 27 Sep, 9:39, Reply)
# Lightly seasoned only.
It makes me sad when my muse smothers my hard work in gravy or sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 16:01, Reply)
# So a muse is like a gravy boat? Sorry I called you a meathead Pedro. I misspoke :(
I was all hopped up on tofu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 28 Sep, 3:10, Reply)
# Thank you for your response, meathead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 11:47, Reply)
# ^ it was the tofu talking
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 28 Sep, 3:11, Reply)
# ALSO:
I like that the building seems to have a face.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 3:19, Reply)
# and it keeps falling on it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 11:47, Reply)
# my ears!
(ozof, Mon 27 Sep, 5:53, Reply)
# Yeah!
This is like Toast's pylons, I can hear every thud.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Sep, 9:33, Reply)
# I've been watching this for 4 minutes now
love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Sep, 13:32, Reply)
# DO YOU SEE THE FACE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 14:05, Reply)
# I see the face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Sep, 16:03, Reply)
# Oh thank god
I thought I was losing it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 16:06, Reply)
[challenge entry] Licensed to kill you, to kill you, licensed
((a)lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Sep, 1:52, Reply)
# Surely Dr. Notinthisgame
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 2:51, Reply)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 27 Sep, 5:54, Reply)
# Brucie bedding a dolly dealer whilst saving the UK from higher interest rates is a movie I need to see
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 7:49, Reply)
# In an alternate universe
Instead of Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig it goes Billy Connolly, Dame Edna, Brucie, Dave Allen, James Corden,
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Sep, 8:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] Underground, overground, overgrown
((a)lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 27 Sep, 0:57, Reply)
# LOOKS MORE LIKE 40FT, BUT DON'T MIND ME ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 2:11, Reply)
# If we take the cars to be about 8ft long on average, by that measure the figure is about 48ft, but that’s with a margin of error of one car length.
So you’re technically correct, but so is the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 2:56, Reply)
# considering that a classic Mini is longer than 8 feet,
even if we ignore the American stylings and imagine all of those are various models of Ford Consul, they're still probably going to be closer to 12-14 feet.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee is immunocompromised now, so keep the fuck away!, Mon 27 Sep, 8:43, Reply)
# *geek mode on*
The average length of a late 1950's saloon car (based on that movie coming out in 1958) was about 211 inches so around 17 feet. Somebody else do the maths that's enough pedantry for one morning from me.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Sep, 10:13, Reply)
# Good for sorting out major flytipping
(rogerzilla, Mon 27 Sep, 7:13, Reply)
#
(Ballymoran, Sun 26 Sep, 21:58, Reply)
# In't photoshop fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps just couldn't be arsed on, Sun 26 Sep, 22:14, Reply)
# I would watch this if it really had Bob in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 26 Sep, 22:55, Reply)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Sun 26 Sep, 21:44, Reply)
# astonishing lack of feet
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 26 Sep, 22:20, Reply)
# Why did you have to mention the feet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 26 Sep, 22:55, Reply)
# Did someone mention feet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 0:23, Reply)
# Ixnay on the eetfay :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 27 Sep, 3:00, Reply)
# I guess I'll delete what I was working on :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 3:10, Reply)
# I was working on a Gwendoline Christie too :(
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/NINTCHDBPICT000433133834.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 16:11, Reply)
# Hey you! I like this, it’s exactly brown enough and I like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 26 Sep, 22:56, Reply)
# I was gonna do a taupe toap on a taupe toap, but got lazy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Smells like Halloween Spirit, Mon 27 Sep, 3:11, Reply)
[challenge entry] not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 26 Sep, 21:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] pop this sad pearoast here
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 Sep, 0:17, Reply)

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