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# Pardon?
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# Someone had told me there would be a public hearing, so I wanted to be at my best
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# I heard you failed.
(, Sat 15 May, 4:27, Reply)
# You are always so mean to Pedro.
(, Sat 15 May, 5:21, Reply)
# Quadrophonic hearing.
You've snailed it.
(, Sat 15 May, 2:48, Reply)
# all the cool kids have earstalks now
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# Pedro they don’t, and I think you know that really
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# This is fine
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# This is highly unsettling
I didn't think auricularia auricula-judae could wear sweaters
(, Sat 15 May, 9:49, Reply)
# Jar Jar selfie
"Meesa on Endor!"
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# mum?
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[challenge entry]
Oh for bollocks' sake, I spelled cord wrong. Oh well.
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# I thought it was a stealthy music pun, :D
(, Sat 15 May, 1:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] Boom, shake, shake, shake the planet.

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# Plus side, it would end the pandemic
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# Hehe!
A literal windows blue screen of death.
(, Sat 15 May, 7:25, Reply)
# That's the one thing I was expecting when I watched that film
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# Is there an extended edition?
The one where they have to apply updates, restart, click through accepting the changes to the existing terms and conditions, enter their birth date and then find it will not run as landscape orientation is not supported.
(, Sat 15 May, 11:15, Reply)
# Samudi... Jedu... Jemurai...

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# Jidaigeki?
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# Jamiroquai
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# hahaha
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# I don't think he's going to have enough holes for that
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# Still can't believe we've lost this amazing person :(
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# love it
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# Nice one Q
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# a true b3ta legend
lovely tribute
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# Nicely done
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# That's lovely
:(
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# Strangers on a Pendolino
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# Fares fare
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# .
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# LOLz
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[challenge entry]

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# Foreskin jobs?!?!?!?!?!?!
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# Mohel wanted - apply here
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# covered in ohel
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# Coheled and ready to strike
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# lol - absolutely yes.
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# I think it's called docking.
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# Haha boats are well ghey
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# Enhanced. Give me a hard on, right there
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# Friends reunion looks lit
Surgery went well for Ross
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# hehe
"Smelly cat, smelly cat . . ."
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# :D
jabberwoc is going to blow a fucking gasket when he (she?) sees this
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# WHAT. THE. HOLY. MOLEY?!!¡1!
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# Oh shit
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# :(
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# Does anyone buy "used" Real Dolls?
Ewww
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# The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or an item that has been returned to the seller after a period of use.
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# Grade C
eugh
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# are you selling?
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# It’s not the same as a Barbie doll Pedro, you’d hurt yourself with one of these.
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# I assume.
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# You’ve bought one, haven’t you :(
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# Back-Dongs are what's hot right now, daddio!
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# I fear this new development Pedro.
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# PS:
No
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# You’ve STOLEN one??
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# They all like they’re about to shit themselves
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# second from right
Looks like she trusted a fart. NEVER trust a fart.
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# Oh mister rusty you let me down again :(
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# Are these not the NZ ones, caught mid Hakka?
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# What's your point?
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[challenge entry] TO2P
Science always makes something better, right?
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# This wins.
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# "You're a wizard, Frodo" - Fitz
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# Penhaligon was the best elf
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# Hah! :D
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# Oh no, it's the first of the crap prequels
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[challenge entry]
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# Well...
seams fine to me
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#
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# Yay!
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# Has anyone seam my horse?
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# Dude, Where's My Horse?
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# Would love to see this AI animated
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# That's me in the mornings
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# Sleep late please
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# *sexy Judith Hann klaxon*
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# Sophie Marceau called
She wants her norks back
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# Needs more Raymond Baxter
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# *Sexy* Raymond Baxter?
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[challenge entry]
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# *adjusts glasses* Actually,
Professor Ron Mallett's time travel experiments have promising implications for the viability of a lightsabre.

It's all about creating a tiiiiiny tiny singularity at the 'tip' to bend the light back to a mirror at the source to make a spacetime loop of laser light, I think.

Also, woo!
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# Just the tip?
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# I promise.
(, Thu 13 May, 16:58, Reply)
# Is Professor Ron Mallett
related in any way to Timmy Mallett? Because he believes in the theory of Bombalurina.
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# Look can you just hold on I asked a question first
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# Sorry about that. I'm a gabbler see?
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# I like gabber
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# GABBER UP YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
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# “more gab”, “most gab”
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# And now you’ve asked another one!
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[challenge entry] I'm going to say yes. Yes he is.
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# I’ll stick with Sinclair monofilament encased in a Slaver stasis field, thank-you-very-much.
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# You'll have someone's eye out with that!
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# That's what she said!
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# My lightsaber is bigger than yours
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# I like gabbest
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# Venkman, shorten your stream, I don't want my face burned off
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# you stay over your side of the urinal, Egon, and I'll stay on mine
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[challenge entry] Sorry if it's a little big.
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# Space
is very big.
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# bravo
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# Mission also includes delivering Amazon orders
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# Super
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# Jean, though
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# FUCK!
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# I mean, totally intentional. Alternative history, alternative spelling.
FUCK!
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# I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
(, Thu 13 May, 18:54, Reply)
# Average speed of 89 billion kilometers per year
Or 0.0094c
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# Oh, the next node isn't a capture, by the way. Just a minor course correction.
Also are you allowing for time dilation?
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# Ah, I misunderstood the route
But gamma is 0.99996, so time dilation doesn't really come into play, at least not to the number of significant figures i can be bothered to work to.
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# You get an extra point for being so clever!
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# Lorentz and Einstein are the clever ones, I just put the numbers in.
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# Seems pretty slow.
Accelerate at 1g and you'll be there in less than six years.
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# Seems like you'd need a planet's worth of fuel to accelerate thousands of tonnes of spaceship at 1g for that long.
Seems like you might as well take your planet with you at that point.
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# I make it just over 4 years
And as brb says, lots of energy needed for that, although presumably you'd be using fusion so not so much mass needed.
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# like
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# appreciate
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#
:D
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# This gets a like for Capt Garrett's purple rinse alone.
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# Ta!
Picard's receding afro is probably worth several negative likes though. Perhaps offset by brave radiation accident survivor Lt. Cmdr. DataSoong's imperial.
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# vg :)
reminds me of the forever war, which i must re-read
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# *looks it up*
Holy shit. Sounds like that could be amazingly offensive and/or brilliant.
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# i imagine it was pretty off-putting to the "doc" smith crowd
but i loved it
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# You forgot about "Ludicrous Speed".
Jusssayin
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# nice
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[challenge entry] They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
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# That's not Jesus, that's Brian
Brian was definitely white. Saw a documentary about him.
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# and he was a very naughty boy.
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# Jesus impersonator gets crucified at first gig
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# For your safety...
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# lol
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# ^
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# hehe :-)
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# {:-)
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# So if I'm interpreting the phrasing correctly...
patrons should wield nunchakus at all times?
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# :D
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# Absolutely!
Nunchucks are a must! ;)
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# But I have mine tattooed on my hands :(
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# :D ha-ha hee-hee ho-ho.
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# This William Patrons bloke has a lot to answer for!
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# Haha!
Do you mind though? You’re pushing February off the board...
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# suspicious lack of peanut butter admonishment
you freak
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# standards are slipping. finally.
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# Are you one of those people who likes to fiddle while Rome bums?
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# Probably. Probably not. Not sure.
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# Crunchy y/n
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# Smooth
crunchy gets too chafey
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# This killed teh board like a penguin in a kissing booth.
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# What are ya gonna do about it 'tough guy'?
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# I'm all ears.
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# i like this fantasia reboot
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# Chears
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# Neck sounds bright.
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# Finally, it's been put out of it is misery
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[challenge entry]
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# Nice
I would wheel out my old Schrodinger's Chat picture, but it went down with the good ship b3tards.com.
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