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# advantage: Kirk
(, Tue 28 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Drink!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 21:34, , Reply)
# THAT WOULD BE A DIALECTICAL MATTER
(, Tue 28 Mar, 21:56, , Reply)
# exactly :D
(, Tue 28 Mar, 21:58, , Reply)
# Well played comrade!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 22:27, , Reply)
# Hairy Japanese Starmers
(, Tue 28 Mar, 23:04, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Zzzzzzzz.....
(, Tue 28 Mar, 19:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] NWOT:
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:00, , Reply)
[challenge entry] No deal
(, Tue 28 Mar, 15:07, , Reply)
# This guy is clearly walking around in ladies underwear all day every day.
And that's completely fine. It's his choice. Comfort is important.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 16:21, , Reply)
# So why does he have a constant expression of "Ooo it pinches a bit in the undercarriage"?
(, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
# Well 30p probably only buys the bit that goes underneath.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 19:21, , Reply)
# 30p? That's going for a thong
(, Tue 28 Mar, 19:31, , Reply)
# I gusset is.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 19:59, , Reply)
# And so cheap you wouldn't have to knicker pair
(, Tue 28 Mar, 23:30, , Reply)
# Ha, you nailed it!
Needs more Phil Mitchell tho
(, Tue 28 Mar, 16:23, , Reply)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:09, , Reply)
#


EDIT: Source (as if you haven't already seent it, u dirty buggers) twitter.com/Anoop_Khatra/status/1639460487166586881?s=20
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:26, , Reply)
# It’s good…
…but that white bar is buggin’ me DX
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:31, , Reply)
# I FEEX, BE RIGHT BACK
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:34, , Reply)
# Cool
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:19, , Reply)
# :D helluva ride!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:40, , Reply)
# they call him Flipper
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:41, , Reply)
# you mean he's driving like that on porpoise?
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:43, , Reply)
# He was on the bottle, knows it's wrong.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:50, , Reply)
# been there
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:00, , Reply)
# HAHA OOF!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:08, , Reply)
# Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 0:44, , Reply)
# Excellent
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:27, , Reply)
# superb.....looks like going thru the road!!! have a woo
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:44, , Reply)
# Is everything here done with A.I. now?
While you just sit back and light ya gun pipe
(, Tue 28 Mar, 9:28, , Reply)
# Fucking hell it's you!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 9:45, , Reply)
# Oh hello
(, Tue 28 Mar, 9:46, , Reply)
# :( this is NOT AI
It's one of my trademark flippy JIFs
(, Tue 28 Mar, 9:46, , Reply)
# Jif is now Cif.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 11:16, , Reply)
# Best of all the peanut butters
(, Tue 28 Mar, 11:40, , Reply)
# Tangy!
And easy to spread.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 11:45, , Reply)
# Delicious non ionic surfactants
(, Tue 28 Mar, 11:59, , Reply)
# With the taste kids can get enough of.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 15:32, , Reply)
# All the cool kids are doing it
(, Tue 28 Mar, 10:14, , Reply)
# that looks like a lot of work
(, Tue 28 Mar, 16:41, , Reply)
# When Mr Gates activates the vaccine microchips we'll all be able to post hands free
(, Tue 28 Mar, 17:08, , Reply)
# I already post brain-free
(, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
# I wish he'd get a fucking move on,
all this freedom of thought and action is getting tiresome
(, Tue 28 Mar, 18:17, , Reply)
#
fuckinAijumpingfishtruckkillintehboard
(, Tue 28 Mar, 13:57, , Reply)
# IT'S NOT A-I !!!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:00, , Reply)
# Sounds like something a robot would say
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:13, , Reply)
#

(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:14, , Reply)
# That's not even a real dog.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:16, , Reply)
# Srsly tho I do like your animations
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:35, , Reply)
# Bless you, Young Turtle!
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:45, , Reply)
# ‘animations’….hmmmm…..[corporate thinking emoji]
(, Tue 28 Mar, 16:07, , Reply)
# Fresh Content
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:27, , Reply)
# Albuquerque
(, Tue 28 Mar, 14:07, , Reply)
# Everyone was in awe at the magnificence
Normal service has been resumed
(, Tue 28 Mar, 16:27, , Reply)
# lan Partsons: what goes up must go down
GREEN VELVET:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFcgvl7hRE

33:30
34:14
38:25
39:48 (wave)
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:21, , Reply)
# Unkle
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:23, , Reply)
# SUAVE SUSAN SWEETHEART
sitcom during the 50's but everyone has to be suave 24/7

Here's to your fuck, Frank
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:37, , Reply)
# One suave fuck
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:48, , Reply)
# How are you so fucking suave?
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:49, , Reply)
# Here's to Ben
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:56, , Reply)
# Please Join our LIVE Q4 discussion
We shall be covering the following:
Japes

b3ta.com/board/11389821
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:58, , Reply)
# Hi, we'll be discussing Q4 here over the next 90x minutes
b3ta.com/talk/8365171

feel free to join the chat for japes and hilarity
(, Tue 28 Mar, 20:56, , Reply)
# dekionplex off the top rope
(, Tue 28 Mar, 21:36, , Reply)
# suave spaniels:
days of dalliance

YOUR MOVE, PUNK/a
(, Tue 28 Mar, 22:49, , Reply)
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(, Tue 28 Mar, 21:00, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Well, we can hope
(, Mon 27 Mar, 20:50, , Reply)
# He'd love the visual of being lead around in handcuffs.
Would probably make his micropenis semi erect.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 21:01, , Reply)
# Ach. True.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 21:09, , Reply)
# Not sure if you're referencing this, but he was reportedly telling people last week how he wanted to be handcuffed
Somehow his people manage to keep their belief in his victimhood intact.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 21:12, , Reply)
# Not a surprise.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 22:17, , Reply)
# Avoids having to pay Russian pee prostitutes to tie him up
(, Tue 28 Mar, 10:42, , Reply)
# Yet more ammunition for his ongoing narrative.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 22:24, , Reply)
# they wouldnt use handcuffs anyway. he's not going to run away
my feeling is that this one he really doesn't want, so this is trying to bluff and intimidate the prosecutors from going ahead with it. he has a lot of votes he needs to make up, and needs to keep his base, many of them bible belt
so if he's to push the "unfairly persecuted" narrative, each time it's mentioned it'll remind people it was about paying illegal hush money to a porn star he had adulterous sex with, just after his wife Melania gave birth. This might not get his base on board in the way he hopes it might. He was able to downplay the pussygrabbing, but he'll find it difficult to both exploit and hush pornstar payoffs at the same time. for other charges, sure, but not this one
(, Tue 28 Mar, 2:29, , Reply)
# A chunk of his fanbase will have no problem with him being involved with a porn star, because things like laws and morals don't apply to special people,
and another chunk will dismiss her as a fake accuser who he paid purely to shut her up.

He can do no wrong in a lot of peoples' eyes ... β€œI could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters, okay?”
(, Tue 28 Mar, 6:38, , Reply)
# These are the people who think that school massacres are fake and performed by crisis actors so The Left can justify taking away their freedom.
I'm sure they can believe that a porn star would tell lies about their favourite politician to make the religious feel they have to distance themselves.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 7:03, , Reply)
# all this is true, but it's not the nutters and maga fuckwits he needs to win, he already has them
it's the seven million swing voters he needs back, while keeping the religious on side in lineball states like florida. he doesnt want the stormy daniels conviction, and he won't be able to exploit it. If he is convicted my guess would be he never mentions it.
Can you imagine at a primary debate him wanting his rivals and him to be focussing on his conviction on paying hush money after aldulterous sex with a porn star while married, which he'd have to do if he wanted the "persecuted narrative". It'd be gold to De Santis and the like. Anyway, that's my take. I've quite enjoyed not talking about him for a while
(, Tue 28 Mar, 7:28, , Reply)
# As someone who has lived here for a quarter century - none of this matters. By and large, people remember the last thing they were told that they wanted to hear.
Not because they're stupid. It's a fucking hurricane of insane lies every day here. If the shop you're in only sells crap, you're going to be leaving with some crap.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 12:21, , Reply)
# sometimes you just have to just enjoy the show
(, Wed 29 Mar, 5:02, , Reply)
# If this happens
He'll win. Is that what anyone wants?
(, Tue 28 Mar, 1:05, , Reply)
# Rabid armed Trump fans desperate to storm a court or prison, probably.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 8:10, , Reply)
[challenge entry] I don't believe it!
(, Mon 27 Mar, 20:07, , Reply)
[challenge entry] 'Order' you say? Same again please...
(, Mon 27 Mar, 19:25, , Reply)
# hehe
(, Mon 27 Mar, 18:26, , Reply)
# change of pace now--pushups!
(, Mon 27 Mar, 20:00, , Reply)
# chortle material :)
(, Mon 27 Mar, 18:36, , Reply)
# Star Twerk?
(, Mon 27 Mar, 23:37, , Reply)
# haha--almost!
(, Mon 27 Mar, 23:40, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:23, , Reply)
# Alcohol free edition
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:35, , Reply)
# :( Just when I needed it most!
(, Mon 27 Mar, 18:04, , Reply)
# In this order
Yes Yes No
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:54, , Reply)
# This is very silly
And marvelous
(, Tue 28 Mar, 23:10, , Reply)
[challenge entry] this?
(, Mon 27 Mar, 14:37, , Reply)
# TOTAL PROTONIC FACE REVERSAL
(, Mon 27 Mar, 14:53, , Reply)
# TOTAL
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:10, , Reply)
# Alright Nin... WAIT A MINUTE
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:08, , Reply)
#

Click for bigger (1835 kb)
(, Mon 27 Mar, 11:11, , Reply)
# Serious security breach as pauper made it past the barriers to within a mile of Sunak
(, Mon 27 Mar, 14:32, , Reply)
# New, fun-size Sunak
Shrinkflation Tories
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:37, , Reply)
# Small, far and away one of the richest men in England
(, Mon 27 Mar, 16:56, , Reply)
# Why reverse the ritzy though?
Too brown etc
(, Mon 27 Mar, 19:12, , Reply)
# Homeless chap was there for a business meeting...
No need for all that.
(, Tue 28 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
[challenge entry] He outfoxed the fox and out-slithered the snake, and he told a tall tale of an ambush by cake.
(, Mon 27 Mar, 10:53, , Reply)
# Hahah!
Perfect
(, Mon 27 Mar, 10:58, , Reply)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Mar, 11:00, , Reply)
# vg :)
(, Mon 27 Mar, 13:13, , Reply)
# Quality
(, Mon 27 Mar, 14:29, , Reply)
# Cayke!
(, Mon 27 Mar, 15:19, , Reply)
# or death?
(, Mon 27 Mar, 22:27, , Reply)
# Batman--begging for an ass kicking!
(, Sun 26 Mar, 22:32, , Reply)
# excellent
(, Sun 26 Mar, 22:59, , Reply)
# thanx, T.O. :)
(, Sun 26 Mar, 23:27, , Reply)
# How is this excellent?
(, Mon 27 Mar, 13:37, , Reply)
# hehe...just seen this on imgur.....can't get any vids to upload with sound on there..bummer :(
(, Sun 26 Mar, 23:04, , Reply)
# is that a file size limitation or file format restriction?
Don't think I've ever tried uploading video there.
(, Sun 26 Mar, 23:29, , Reply)
# only rule is under one minute *shrugs*
(, Mon 27 Mar, 0:26, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Mar, 21:37, , Reply)
# Would
(, Sun 26 Mar, 21:49, , Reply)
# Played by Ian McShame.
(, Sun 26 Mar, 22:14, , Reply)

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