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If I Could Shit Out My Cock
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.
 | Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.
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Tramp 'o' Claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)
| Hey Hey 16k
Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this.
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B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...
| I Like Bukkake
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.
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Kill Your Parents
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.
| Sleepy Kitten Song
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?
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Smoke a fag
Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.
| Video Killed The Radio Star
Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah.
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You can't spell
We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos.
| Drink
Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta.
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Fatcat or Satan
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.
| Billy Bass Parody
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.
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Let's Fist Again
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.
| Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?
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Beer beer beer
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.
| The Singing Kitten
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.
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I Love You (Kitten)
It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo.
| Spiderman will make you gay
We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you.
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Blode and the Giant Bee
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.
| Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.
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Ja Da
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.
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