|If I Could Shit Out My Cock||Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)|
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.
|Tramp 'o' Claus|
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)
|Hey Hey 16k|
|B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!||I Like Bukkake|
|Kill Your Parents||Sleepy Kitten Song|
|Smoke a fag||Drink|
|You can't spell||Video Killed The Radio Star|
|Beer beer beer||Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone|
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?
|Let's Fist Again||Billy Bass Parody|
|Fatcat or Satan||I Love You (Kitten)|
|The Singing Kitten||Spiderman will make you gay|
|Blode and the Giant Bee|
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.
|Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams|
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.