NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 1: DRUGS, ZEPPELINS & KILLER FISH
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[email protected] 20 July 2001
In this issue:
drugs, zeppelins & killer fish.
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WHAT YOU SHOULD DO THIS WEEK
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::: PLAY ON ASTROTURF
Astroturf is a hallucinogenic herb for sale on the
internet at £20 for a few grams.
A user says, "I went outdoors, took off my clothes,
and lay on my trampoline in the sun for about four
hours."
It's legal, and you can buy it here:
http://www.ganja.co.uk/
Read more about peoples experiences:
http://www.magic-mint.com/report/index.html
::: SELL DEAD FLIES
Arbico will sell you fly traps, and then BUY YOUR
DEAD FLIES. A large garbage bag full of dried out
dead flies is worth £100
They told us, "If they are wet, they will decompose
and lose weight, so it is to your benefit to dry
them and keep them dry."
Get your fly trap here:
http://www.biconet.com/flies/FC4a.html
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STUFF WE'VE MADE
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::: TALES OF THE BLODE
Cute animation. With a Zeppelin.
Joel made The Frightened Boy, which featured killer
crabs, Russian folk music and Britney Spears. Tales
Of The Blode is the sequel.
"It's my family, this is really what my childhood
was like," says Joel. "We had all this stuff happen,
it's autobiographical."
Joel used to live in Australia. His favourite colour
is red.
Here's the new animation:
http://www.rathergood.com/blode/
The old Killer Crabs one:
http://www.rathergood.com/vid/
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B3ta GUIDE TO DOING STUFF
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::: HOW TO FAKE URLs
Spread "Britney is dead"-type chaos
Many people thought Britney Spears had died last
month, after some people put up a fake BBC news
website claiming she'd been killed in a car crash.
The website was more convincing because it appeared
to have a bbc.co.uk URL.
Want to cause chaos yourself? Then why not make a
webpage with the URL looking like it'son an official
site?
We've written a tool to help you do this (PC only):
http://www.tsluts.com/fakeurl/
Here's an example of the evil tool at work:
www.conservatives.com@1.../" target="_blank">http://www.conservatives.com@1.../
+ Send examples of your work to: [email protected]
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PUB TRIVA
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::: ROSEANNE BARR
Roseanne Barr's diet tip is: "eat anything you want -
naked in front of a mirror."
See the horrific nude result:
http://makeashorterlink.com/index.php
::: LAMPREYS
Sea Lampreys are one of the few fish reputed to have
killed a King. Henry I was reported to have died in
Normandy in 1135 after feeding too heartily on lampreys.
See lampreys fucking up a nice fish:
http://www.nwrc.usgs.gov/world/images/lamprey.jpg
::: MADONNA
Madonna has banned Pop Tarts from her kitchen after
Lourdes started to became 'overly dependent' on them.
See MADONNA nude with hairy armpits. no... not the
photos from the sex book, but some obscure ones from
when she was a dancer:
http://www.madonnanet.com/madonna/1978.htm
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WEB STUFF WE LIKE
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::: ODD IMAGES
What's the most screwed up picture you can upload?
http://www.filepile.org/
::: MAGGOT THERAPY
Feel ill? Stick grubs in your festering wounds.
http://www.ucihs.uci.edu/path/sherman/home_pg.htm
::: BIG DEAD SQUID
http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/images/Archi...
::: MARIO ANIMATIONS
Old but great.
http://w1.871.telia.com/~u87119813/mario.swf
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/19000/192...
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FIN
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B3ta is a collective dedicated to celebrating weird
creative shit on the web.
::: CONTACT US
Leave a message on our board. we'll reply within 24
hours.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1/board.html
::: CONTRIBUTORS THIS WEEK
Joel http://www.rathergood.com/
Rob http://www.tsluts.com/
Professor Tentacle & Pep http://b3ta.com/
Mark McDonald http://www.tokisip.com/
Want to contribute? Then post on the message board.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1/board.html
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