NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 6: THE RABBIT RETURNS
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In this issue:
- More bunnies
- More bunnies
- More bunnies
: WATCH THE BUNNY PLAY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF
The latest addition to the growing genre of "Bunny
Cinema" comes from Arthur, a 19 year old student in
Angers, France. He has combined the bunny with
David Hasselhof's head, large-breasted ladies and a
nice desert island setting.
"I'm a French dude and I really enjoy all the crap
you put in your website," says Arthur. "I was
impressed/hypnotized by the other flash anims such
as Yomgaille's or the one with the crabs & Britney
Spears."
Arthur's Animation
http://www.ougl.net/flashies/holiday.php
Yomgaille's Animation
http://www.yomgaille.com/bordel/un_lapin.html
Crabs & Britney Spears (Frightened Boy)
http://www.rathergood.com/vid/
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HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES, RABBIT-STYLE:
Ask them: "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the
ears?" Then pull your pockets inside out and say
"Would you like to?" (Actually, this will make them
think you are a tosser)
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: GET A BUNNY ON YOUR WINDOWS 2000 DESKTOP
Someone called Dave at Criterion Games has made
a desktop bunny for your enjoyment. You need
Windows 2000, though. We heard about it through
Benjib, who works with him.
"Dave loved the bunny - as we all do," explains
Benjib. "So being a programmer type he made this
for you all."
Benjib is an audio designer for Criterion games
like Airblade and Burnout. "We make all the bleeps
and bloops bar the musak," he says. "We just pick
stuff that makes us laugh"
Put that bunny on your desktop (Win2000 only)
http://www.vgmlist.com/holder/Rabbit.exe
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DOES A MARSHMELLOW BUNNY STANDS UP TO A FLAMETHROWER?
(spoiler: the answer is no.)
http://www.pcola.gulf.net/~irving/bunnies/flame.ht...
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: WASTE HOURS MOVING A BUNNY VERY CAREFULLY
Last week we released 'Cursor Loves Bunny', an
infuriating version of the game where you had to
pass the stick along a metal bar without touching
it.
This week's best Cursor Love Bunny player is Simon
Picton.
He has scored under 10 seconds, which is unbelievable.
He says "I'm using the new pro mouse from Apple, it
helped if I didnt breathe, I had arm cramps...it was
tough."
Can you beat him? (we can't)
http://b3ta.com/bunnygame/
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DO BUNNIES REALLY LIKE CARROTS?
Yes. it's a good sauce of vitamin C, and the hard
texture helps grind bunnies teeth down. However,
cheese is very bad for mice. It gives them
diarrhea.
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: BORED OF RABBITS
Then shoot them.
Joel Veitch, lover of crabs and also the creator of
the Frightened Boy animation, has a shameful past
as a hunter of rabbits. He has the following tips
for anyone who wants to shoot the poor little beasts:
*) "Sneak up on them - wear trainers - don't wear
boots. Rabbits thump as an alarm signal."
*) "If they've got their heads in the grass, stomp
your foot, and they'll pop up & you'll get a clean
shot."
*) "Always go for a head shot, it's a clean kill or
a miss."
Joel also likes hunting dinosaurs:
http://www.rathergood.com/sporta.html
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MAKE YOUR LIPS FEEL WEIRD:
Say "Billy's big bad bunny blew bubbles" over and
over again, really fast.
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