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[challenge entry] election satire

only just realised this was the actual challenge! so have compoed it. Hard.

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha! I did a proper lol at that :D
*click-spaaaaang*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# but but but?
what if I am approached by a politician who is NOT Cameron shaped? I might get bits of flabby Tory leaking round the edges....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# it's psychic cardboard
I forgot to mention
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Great stuff!
*Buys 10*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Flabby Tories, you say?
www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00118/IN6283833Eric-Pickl_118163t.jpg

The man is almost an auto-Gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ha ha,
he's self gnops'ing
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Pfft, he's even fatter than Soamsy :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# He's my MP.
He's been reasonable for the area, but failed to turn up to vote against the Digital Economy Bill so he's not getting my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Camera Obscura meets Peril Sensitive Sunglasses!
Very clever. And very useful if you run him over with a bus. "I didn't see him."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# i hope they sell well :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Yo!
Any "Web Wizards" here?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2926566/If-movies-were-about-animals.html

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/6769231
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# not me
I'm a cyber artist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# That sounds kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# NOT HERE
LET'S GET A ROOM...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*bounces* I'm so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What's lovely about that slideshow is
the obvious pandering to the hard-of-thinking Sun readers by giving the 'actual' title of the film under the image, just in case they didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# haha
they may as well just have 24 slides with "LAUGH NOW" on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Gawd, I didn't even notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# One in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# good use of imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahahah! "Attacks with an cast-iron spanging pan"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Oh, if only the problem *was*
gone.

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Excellent! No more need for
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# awwwwwwww
the eyes!!!! They shame me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# B3ta used to be full of politcal lampoonery in the old days (when all this was fields)
and it goes without saying that it was all the better for it

/moany old cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# back when it used to be funny
when you had more hair and still wore 32 inch jeans
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# No, it was never funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Funny is fine. Beau Bo d'Or is one of my favourite b3tards.
It's the serious discussions that piss me off, mostly because I can't resist getting drawn in, and then I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha
well yes, I agree with you there. There's as much uneducated, reactionary opinion here as anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# No there fucking well isn't!
damn...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# BAM
and the c*nt is gone.
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)