b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Infographics and Flowcharts » Message 10022122

[challenge entry]

From the Infographics and Flowcharts challenge. See all 196 entries (closed)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I'm scared to take my first-ever dose of Mirtazapine in case it just nobbles me. It sits there in front of me, in its clean, inviolate box. White, purple and grey.
Hmm, Yoda? HMMM? What ya reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# you HAVE to take it?
or just for recreational use?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Well, I've got to look like I'm making an effort.
(But my fundamental idea that "the world can just fuck off" is the right one, I fear, but Statutory Sick Pay is low enough to lead to homelessness. There ain't much in the reserve fuel tank.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I too am now taking Anti-depressants
just do it - things can only get better
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# If only there were a SkUGosaur on the board.
I'd believe you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I have no reason to lie
I can't draw, too busy shaking and having a breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# A cheery repost'd do.
If you can delay the breakdown for a couple of minutes.

*makes like a despicable, uncaring vulture/hyena hybrid*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# will that do?

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# hahahaha, fuck yeah!
Already taken the tablet, but this is still fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Glad to help
I just wish my head would stop pounding
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I can give you my mumsnet password if you like.
But it doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# only if it's on top of pink and yellow sponge cakes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# OOH.
DO U BATTENBURG?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Why oh why didn't he elect to take both.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Then again,
one can always grow up a little bit and watch Terry Gilliam's "Brazil".

Come to think of it, one can grow up a bit and watch Alvin and the sodding Chipmunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# HAS ANYONE SEEN SAM LOWREY??
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# if i medicened you
you'd think a brain tumour was a headache
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Been at the
Phenodihydrochloride Benzelex have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Oh hello you!
Were talking about you this weekend at Dr When's house. Wondering how you were, what you were up to.

Advice: take the drugs, man :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Chose the wrong week to've allowed my phone to have a flat battery.
I'd've been there, and bored you with 1500 years of dull local history!

(I spent 2001-2004 living 5 mins' walk from there)

*hits own face repeatedly with millstone*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# It was a very enjoyable event
You were missed.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
*strings self up on nearby pylon*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# There will be other parties there, he's promised
Don't string yourself up or you'll miss them too!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Oi, you! Bugger off, I was trying to make a comedy dramatic gesture there!
(mind you, the rain on those pylons makes a pretty thrilling sound. Blackbirds seem to like it, starlings seem to hate it)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# *buggers off*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha, by which you mean
'goes back to lurking'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# OMEDICATIONG
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Good advice.
^

*swallows the sodding tablet*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I am not entire sure what nobbling means in this context
but as someone who has been on similar medications for several years now, I can say they do make the difference between being able to show up to work on a regular basis and not being able to. My fuck the world opinion remains but I'm now able to occasionally smile at people while thinking it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)