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Tuck in yer bibs. It's a special one-off

Today I am having a piece of girlie quiche containing feta and spinach, followed by a big fat orange. It will be washed down with a cup of tea. What are you having for lunch today?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)

nothing yet!!!!!

don't even know what I've got today!

and now I'm starving! POT!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)

How can you plan the rest of your day not knowing?

I suggest you find out pdq and whatever it is, have chips with it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)

it'll be delivered soon

it'll be a lovely surprise, but alas there will be no chips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

I plan on having a sausage and fried egg roll

but I don't take my lunch till 1.
I have a hankering for pie beans and chips though.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)

*drools*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)

Either of those things will be satisfying

Promise yourself pie beans and chips for tomorrow. That way, you will enjoy today's offering a bit more.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)

I've just had a ham and philadelphia snadwich with cucumber

and now I'm enjoying a piece of homemade pistachio and cranberry biscotti, with a nice cup of coffee, mmm

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)

Well, ooh la la, Mr. Fancypants!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

wifey packed my lunch today

usually it's a tin of soup or a packet of noodles

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

Quite good but biscotti can sometimes be dangerous

They are so hard that when you bite down hard and all of a sudden it gives way, it can cause stabby damage in your mouth for the sharp corners.
Much like a toblerone but without the pointy bit in the middle.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)

Croissant and wine more likeLOL.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)

Have orange juice in a wine glass with that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)

I had some milk and choccy cake

Later I might have some proper food.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)

I applaud the reversal of savoury then sweet

although if done too often, it can mess with space time continuum.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)

I'm having

some of the 6Lb sea trout I cooked last night with a little bit of salad and a cheeky glass of wine. I would have just had a fag and a wine but I've given up smoking about a year now and unfortunately seem to require food instead.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

cor!

have a croissant with that!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)

Hmm, unofficial DTF lunch suggestion alert

although I shall let this one pass as it was a good suggestion.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)

sorry Pot

I have overstepped my authority in this matter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

I'm meeting a client for lunch in a minute

So I dunno what I'm having, but they're paying for it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

something from the end of the menu then!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

Oh hell yeah

I'm thinking steak

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)

have another steak with it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)

with a side of steak

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)

and steak sauce

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)

Have something fishy

Pasanonic has set the trend here.
Scallops would be nice!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)

Lobster it is then!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

steak sandwich

floury white bap, spinach leaves. tomato, onion and wholegrain mustard.

EDIT: Oh and Strawberries & Cream 'cos they were 2 for 1 yesterday

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

I like this

I shall endeavour to find something similar

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)

I would expect nothing less than a top lunch from you, Twig

You have a reputation to uphold.

BTW, I'm with you on your sig.
OOH OOH, the Saturday night before last, Craig Charles dedicated his ENTIRE funk and soul show to ME.
I was chuffed to bits :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

have you heard

that they might be getting a rebrand as Radio 2xtra, and broadcasting 12 hours a day Mon-Fri? Can't decide if that's a reason for hope or not.

And I'll be watching Dave Lister DJ at Glastonbury...

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)

I cannot understand why they don't just put it onto FM

I predict it would be hugely popular.
The only reason the listenership is low is because it's on digital.
It's the best radio station ever to grace the airwaves.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)

strawberries + pint of milk + packet of Strawberry Angel Delight + 4 Generous Scoops ofVanilla Ice Cream + Blender

=yummy milkshake

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

I'm going to try this

I'm trying to reproduce the McDonald's strawberry milkshake, as its great but I don't want to give any money to the twisted clown of death. Closest I've got is semi-freezing milk, yoghurt, sugar and supermarket own-brand strawberry Nesquick.

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

Yay!

not too sure, I'm sitting here trying to decide.

I've already decided I should go pick up a coffee, but I'm torn between sushi, a toasted panini, or a salt beef sandwich....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

Toasted panini

and cram it full of everything that can possible fit.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)

hmmmm... I think it will be the panini....

....and maybe a doughnut or something.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

pot pot pot!!

hello

i've just had roast pork sandwich with pork pie on the side and some coleslaw.

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)

Needs more porkslaw

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)

Jude!

I hope the coleslaw had bacons in it then you could call your lunch "Three little piggies".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)

i had bacon for breakfast many hours ago so i s'pose it has been very pork related!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

Spicy tomato Wheat Crunchies, a strawberry and blackcurrant flapjack, flanked by two cups of tea.

All the main food groups in that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)

wheat crunchies

best crisps ever

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)

Fucking right.

The packets are never big enough. Dear Mr Wheat Crunchy. Larger bags please thanks. Regards, AEIYM.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

& T

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)

Yes, all major food groups accounted for

well done.
Those wheat crunchies are something that's beyond my ken. I shall investigate them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)

Leftover chicken & paneer curry from last night

Home-made, not from a jar. It's somewhere between a thai, sri-lankan and indian-style curry.

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Ptortoise, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)

Braw lunch!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

2 tiger bread rolls

filled with cheese, tomato, cucumber, turkey, frise, carrot, and red peppers. Followed by an egg custard tart, washed down with a bottle of mint-chocalate frijj.
nyom!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)

Wow, that's a top lunch and no mistake

But now I have egg custard tart whirling around my brain.
They aren't sold here but I may have to find a decent recipe and make my own.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

oh wow, this is all so unexpected.

I'd like to thank Jesus. Please Jesus, shine your light and your mercy on myself and my fellow nominees. And forgive us for our sin of idolatry, and recipe worship. *shudders* and come into this place and give us your mercy - mmmmm - and we thank you for your death which we do not take lightly *climaxes*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)

Hey Damocles, imma let you finish...but An Eagle in Your Mind had one of the best lunches in history!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)

Yay

I was thinking about doing some more guerrilla ones of these only yesterday!

Today, I'm having a big stack of sandwiches and tea. The least interesting lunch I'm having all week, probably.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)

I hope your tea is in a cup, and not in the stack of sandwiches

mmm- that was a very filling lunch. I'm stuffed now

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)

Tea glass.

Almost through my stack now. Oooh this one has goat brie!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)

eat it in your car while driving

hot tea and sharp corners will make it more exciting

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)

I don't have a car, so it'll have to be a motorcycle then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)

A bit stack of sandwiches can be great

if the filling is good.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)

I'm having the rest of the Kladdkaka I made last night

www.b3ta.com/board/10021964

New favourite cakey thing! \o/

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)

I fucking love these

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

I couldn't help myself, and had to add a little orange essence

Its now the cake equivalent of dawn french after shooting a Terry's advert.... :)

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

but in a sexeh way, of course....

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)

Ooh lovely

but where is the savoury?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

savoury?

Where we're going, we don't need savoury!....

/diabetes blog

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)

I had a chicken and mushroo, rissotto.

The finest thigh fillet of chicken, some onion, garlic were gently fried in olive oil before adding some mushrooms, arboro rice and more oil. Then hot stock and wine was slowly added, and cooked on a low heat. Some dried parsley and grated Parmesan were stirred through at the end.

I know, but I'm a poor student.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)

Sounds good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)

Top antipodean lunch/dinner

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)

that was lunch and dinner.

If I'm lucky I might catch a roach for supper

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

I KEEP FORGETTING TO EAT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)

I LOVE YOU SLENDER AND METROSEXUAL THAT'S WHY

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

ANDROGYNY RULEZ!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

SUSAN BOYLE FTW!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)

You are dicing with death.
EAT SOMETHING BREAD BASED

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

*EATS A HOVIS VAN*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

I had pasta with spicy sausage, peas and tomato sauce

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

Pasta and tomato sauce?

I hope it wasn't out of a bottle!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

no as in a tomato pasta sauce

ketchup as a pasta sauce? Bleurgh

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

I took a piece of the trout a friend caught me at the weekend, fried it last night, boiled some vegetables, then...

.... microwaved that and had it with chips in the office canteen. Yes!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

Braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

Ploughmans baguette followed by giant chocolate buttons washed down with Dr Pepper

mmmmmmmmmm.... tasty!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

om nom nom

'part from the Doc Pep. Shit tastes like medicine

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

Fizzy Benylin.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

and makes you hullicinate too

if you're diabetic

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

I was getting all drooly over your description

until it came to the Dr Pepper bit.
You have ruined a decent lunch.
I blame myself and other DTF marshalls for not giving suitable guidance on a regular basis.
*hangs head in shame*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)

So this is the worst that can happen

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)

dutch elm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)

Today, you say?

Spicy vegetable soup. One banana. Raspberry yoghurt. Twix. Mug of tea.

(Snowflake, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)