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[challenge entry] Ross kemp on tortoises


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Fuck, I didn't realise there was someone sculpting me THAT day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# You can't fool me.
I know fine that you're a naked tortoise-jockey every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Except wednesdays.
That's when I take a drive to the country and go and molest badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Oh, sorry.
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# that tortoise is clearly
distressed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# haha
is this in Gateshead perchance?
Mark Steel was talking about a mounted tortoise statue there last night on Radio Bore
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Florence.
Love to see the Gateshead one though
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# this has got to be awkward
1.bp.blogspot.com/_00rcFTDUbno/Rv0wvnVDOLI/AAAAAAAABhs/MLF4N6UkXVk/s320/two-head-pen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Oh, I don't know.
I daresay they've never even met each other
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# begs the pooing question
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Halt and partake of my water.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:10, archived)