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# It's like the ugly
duckling
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Except he grew into something beautiful.
What's Derek going to do when he starts school and all the other penguins/bears start staring?

MMM?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# fucking
eat them probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# He'll be excluded.
And have to go to a special school.

There is an alternative.

He could have a beak transplant.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)