
y'can kill dreams. My employers did for mine last week.
And had the sheer nerve to upbraid me for swearing.
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And had the sheer nerve to upbraid me for swearing.

therefore this guy can die
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:00,
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Not only was it not fucking horrifying, but it was also quite puzzling.
I was a coach stood on the start line with a rival coach.
The race started, and our runners jogged off really, really slowly. We turned to one another and shrugged.
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I was a coach stood on the start line with a rival coach.
The race started, and our runners jogged off really, really slowly. We turned to one another and shrugged.

Should be OK above.
And yes, I am a gay dinosaur who's been fiddling expenses.
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And yes, I am a gay dinosaur who's been fiddling expenses.

I had a dream a couple of nights back where I had an appointment with gangsters. I had to meet them in a warehouse at 1:00 and pay them £100. Then I had to meet them again at 2:00 and pay them £200, and so on every hour for the rest of the day. When I woke up, I remembered I really did have to meet somebody at a particular time, but for a few minutes I got this mixed up with the dream and thought I had to do both things. This was disconcerting.
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:49,
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I know that feeling.
I woke up asking Ms Tramp "Who won? Who won?"
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:16,
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I woke up asking Ms Tramp "Who won? Who won?"

I had double-booked with the gangsters. Really careless of me.
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:29,
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You kill a dinosaur and then abuse people.
Do you have your period? Is it the Cretaceous?
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:28,
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Do you have your period? Is it the Cretaceous?




looks like a nice ankle twist too
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:19,
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EDIT: despite hating their guts, i would give the old blonde tart a portion *hides*

if the opportunity ever presented : )

talking heads in expensive frocks
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:30,
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being interviewed by John Stewart. He was self-depricating and funny, I ended up really liking him.
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 4:59,
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part one
part two
part three
from what I hear - it is a giant turkey!
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 6:34,
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part two
part three
from what I hear - it is a giant turkey!