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# hehehe
Just got a application for cleaning job from Nassan Hussein, his boxing obviously didn't make as much money as we would have thought. Articulate and thorough cover letter though.

'hi and thanks for that i am really interested to get this work. i am am very happy and clean man please call me at this nr.'


Still doesn't beat my personal best, 'aim hard wkr person.'

TO clariffy, that was the entirity of the job application.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:15, archived)
# So did you get the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Didn't know there was a boxer called Nassan Hussein.
Amir Khan, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Naseem Hamed?
Or did he mean cricketer Nasser Hussain?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Ah yes,
Good old Prince Naz, driving his cars, fucjing peoples shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Well we do now.
I just invented him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# This is amusing on so many levels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha

I always liked this one: "I AM JOB"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# No I AM JOB
and so is my wife.
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Angels keep hand-delivering exam papers
I think God is testing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I've had that
and yes it seems to have to always to be in caps.

I now specifically state the applicant must speak fluent English and any applications will be instantly deleteed if they use caps, txt abbreviations or one sentence replies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# And by 'instantly deleted', you mean 'instantly posted on b3ta'
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:24, archived)
# yes
the deleted items of the internet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)