As Ted Kennedy always said:
'Well, I've learned a lesson from Chappaquiddick, and that lesson is to never drive over narrow bridges pissed out of my mind'
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:05,
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A maxim I live by to this very day
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Joliet,
Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11,
archived)