Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you...
The Philosopher's (kidney) Stone!



Shout if 160kb is too much and I shall linkify it.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
shouty pie. My crappy modem cant handle all this... im going to pass out...
(wraithbladeuk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

Be quiet, it's not that big
( GR33DY, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

I bet
you say that to all the boys
( Ptortoise, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

that
and "just bite on this, it'll get easier"
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

heheheheh
Very good indeed. My mate had them and i thought he was going to die.
( sick_boy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

Smash
the Cistern!
sorry
( Erik Lonnröt, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

that wouldnt need a lot of changing
to become the chamber of secrets. or in fact the chamber of socrates
( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

Impressive
It took five replies before anyone made a Harry Potter crack.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)