Twiglets are evil and worship the devil
I once munched a massive amount of twiglets for a drunken bet and ended up in hospital bleeding from the bum
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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You're meant to consume them via your mouth!
Silly creature!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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I did
Turns out there is only so much fibre the human sphincter can handle
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Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:00,
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