Ha!
I watched series 3 of Monkey Dust and they have a reality show of people sitting on the toilet. The winner is then asked by the UN Security Council to mediate in a war...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
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I was in a war.
A war of fists and love.
Oh dear. That makes it sound like a Mike Leigh film.
Or a filthy muck-film.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:06,
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quite
not sure many b3tians would do too well in actual war...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon,
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