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Cricket is ace.
Now, hold this bat and defend yourself - and your stumps - while I throw this ball at you at roughly 100mph.
You'll work out where it's heading about 10 milliseconds before it shatters your ribs.
Or skull.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:37,
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Now, hold this bat and defend yourself - and your stumps - while I throw this ball at you at roughly 100mph.
You'll work out where it's heading about 10 milliseconds before it shatters your ribs.
Or skull.
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All irrelevant.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:45,
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As one man bowls but no one gives a toss.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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Stroll down to the ground on a Sunday, read the paper while nibbling on a variety of cheeses, cold meats, pickles etc, get slowly rat-arsed and occasionally contribute to a ripple of applause.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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Rat-arsed is rat-arsed though I wouldn't mind that.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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I was at a Warwickshire game roughly 20 years ago,
and a bucket came round. They were making a collection for Gladstone Small, who was retiring at the end of the season.
I said - too loudly - "What? Are they gonna buy him a neck?"
I was dead pleased with myself for half a second, until the chorus of tutting old men started up...
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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and a bucket came round. They were making a collection for Gladstone Small, who was retiring at the end of the season.
I said - too loudly - "What? Are they gonna buy him a neck?"
I was dead pleased with myself for half a second, until the chorus of tutting old men started up...
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I can only say I haven't really bothered with sport really. Cricket especially. The one game I went to never grabbed me but I suppose booze would make it miles better.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:59,
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Just get slowly trollied while pretending to do the crossword or something.
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Behaving like a nonce is your own business.
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Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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