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If hitler won the war i wouldnt have a lipring. Id have a tracking becon crammed in my ass and my dick would be cut off because it was longer than old Aldolf's. In fact I wouldn't be around because I don't have the arian blonde hair and blue eyes. The game Wolfenstein 3d wouldn't be you killing Nazi fuckers, you would be just another Jew killer, plinking off the star wearing brews.

And we would all have to goose step

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(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 6:53, archived)
# was this a reply to something specific
?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)
# no
its not i was bored
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:03, archived)
# But but but
you only joined half an hour ago!
Bored already?

..and I want proof you have no legs..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:15, archived)
# Making things difficult for yourself (and old bit of nonsense I did somewhere)
www.informedconsent.co.uk/weblogs/billybofh/20020305191412408

It involves missing legs, so it's vaguely not a threadjack.... errrr....
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)
# That contest has ended as well,
I might add. AND it was based on original Photoshopped material, not words
(Kimbo, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)
# or video or music material
or flashed material too etc... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)
# But on the bright side
they'd never have made fucking "Dad's Army". See, there's always a silver lining.
Edit: A lipring? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You spanner!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)