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If hitler won the war i wouldnt have a lipring. Id have a tracking becon crammed in my ass and my dick would be cut off because it was longer than old Aldolf's. In fact I wouldn't be around because I don't have the arian blonde hair and blue eyes. The game Wolfenstein 3d wouldn't be you killing Nazi fuckers, you would be just another Jew killer, plinking off the star wearing brews.

And we would all have to goose step

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(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 6:53, archived)

was this a reply to something specific
?
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)

no
its not i was bored
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:03, archived)

But but but
you only joined half an hour ago!
Bored already?

..and I want proof you have no legs..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:15, archived)

Making things difficult for yourself (and old bit of nonsense I did somewhere)
www.informedconsent.co.uk/weblogs/billybofh/20020305191412408

It involves missing legs, so it's vaguely not a threadjack.... errrr....
( swimmy, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)

That contest has ended as well,
I might add. AND it was based on original Photoshopped material, not words
(Kimbo, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)

or video or music material
or flashed material too etc... :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)

TJ - It's snowing
in Luton. Has winter returned?
(thursley, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)

No, I think God is just trying to vigorously rub you out with an eraser and those are the bits
flying off it as he rubs
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:47, archived)

What a nice way...
...to tell someone their town is a shithole.

It looks like being another phenomenally nice day in Falkirk. The sun is beating down already.

God must like us.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

That's just the devil's way of saying
(if you like this then be sure to come visit me later on for more of the same) :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:50, archived)

Maybe he's
just getting his magnifying glass ready to scorch you from the face of the earth.
(thursley, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:51, archived)

hmmm, yes
we could make a webpage full of 'exposed weather conditions' where we reveal what's REALLY going on for all the different weather events.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:53, archived)

It's a shame there
aren't many variations otherwise it could be a compo idea.
(thursley, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:06, archived)

well there are a limitless number of ideas as to why things happen
and quite a lot of weather events.
But without a feeder list we would get about 300 entries of god pissing to make rain and hand shandying to make snow I agree.
Or farting to make wind.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)

Or
butterflies beating their wings
(thursley, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

Better beating
down than beating off!
"Why is my house on fire?"

"It got hit by a stream of hot firey sunspunk"
( Tedmus, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:52, archived)

Wise words.
Wise words indeed.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

Look in the bible cutie:
John 6:35 - "And God so loved the world that he created Falkirk. What a belter! He cried"
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:06, archived)

And lo...
...he saw it was good, He granted the citizens with a giant wheel.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)

It's the Bible Blog
John 6:35 - "And God so loved the world that he created Falkirk. What a belter! He cried"

John 6:39 - "And God got some cornflakes and spilled the milk a bit"

John 6:58 - "And God missed Sophie on BBC Breakfast News"
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)

But on the bright side
they'd never have made fucking "Dad's Army". See, there's always a silver lining.
Edit: A lipring? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You spanner!
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 10 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)