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# Haha, I love it when a plan comes together
Shuddering
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I only ever use the word shuddering
as part of the phrase "what the shuddering fuck?"
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I was trying to make a "Holy shuddering fuck" chevron
Which is possibly the worst excuse for anything, ever
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Oh, I don't know
I have had to make some pretty lame excuses for all those shuddering orgasms I have on the tube

whilst pressed up against a piss-stained tramp
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Oh that was YOU!
Took me ages to get the stain dried & crusty.
Good times.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# If you find a public toilet
with one of those Dyson airblade things you can get the job done in seconds!

The modern tramp should know these things.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)