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pop ups would be hell....

always appearing when you don't want them

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)

I knew a fiend once.

Killed a lot of Jews, but was nice to kids and old people.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

The Krays were like that.

Nice guys, just don' owe them any money.
And Ghengis Khan was a nice chap as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)

They loved their mothers, it's said.

I love my mother too, though, and I don't expect that to be used in my defence when I commit the horrific atrocity I may or may not commit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

I have to body of a twnety-year-old.

D'you wanna see it? It's just in the garage.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)

I have commitment issues.

And didn't you sign off a minute ago?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)

I did, but realised I had another 15 minutes.

I havew four minutes until I have to go, but as they're at the play area, it's no big deal if I'm a few minutes late, so I'm listening to old Blur albums and posting.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'm also listening to ABC

and feeling strangely nostalgic for a decade that was a) crap and b) one that I barely knew.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)

I may work on a masterpiece this afternoon to post for the UK morning.

I don't know what, though.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)

Try 'Psychocandy' by the Jesus and Mary Chain before you desert it entirely.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)

Will do.

I like a lot of 80s music.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)

ಠ_ಠ

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)

I'm sorry.

I'm going out of mind with boredom.

I might start trolling BNP and EDL sites if it weren't pas bed time in Blighty.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)

As a mark of acknowledgement of my recent cuntitude,

I shall sign off and go meet the Mrs and kids for lunch.
Night!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)